God arresting adults slapped in the face again

Chapter 489 You and Yin Nuo are just lovers, don't lie

She Pi ate up the deer nipple grass three times, five times and two times, and finally wiped his mouth carelessly, and then smiled with satisfaction.

He raised his hand and patted his belly, hiccupped, and said with a smile: "Oh, this fairy herb is different. After eating it, the whole body seems to have inexhaustible strength and energy. .”

Hearing this, Wen Xiaoyun suddenly remembered the original purpose of the herbal grass brought by Lu Hou, and unconsciously took another step back.

The Deer King, who can make Zha Lang die, can directly rejuvenate the second life of his life. If people take that medicine, how could they lose energy and energy?

Yin Nuo protected Wen Xiaojun even more tightly, and said to She Pi with a smile: "Senior, since your food is very good and satisfying, how about we leave for Yanzhou?"

She Pi brushed the dust and jelly juice from her hands, chuckled, and then readily agreed, "Okay! The old man has always been a person who speaks reason and does what he says. You young couples, too. What a wonderful couple, this old man will take this trip with you."

Hearing this sentence, the boulder in Wen Xiaoyun's heart finally fell to the ground, she turned her head and looked at Yin Nuo excitedly, her eyes were full of happiness, and finally she unconsciously squeezed Yin Nuo's hand.

Although Yin Nuo was calm on the surface, he was actually very happy in his heart, especially this time Wen Xiaoyun took the initiative to hold his hand.

He suddenly felt that Wen Xiaoyun's hands were thin, soft, and tender, and the bones of his hands were too delicate. No matter from which point of view, Wen Xiaoyun was a woman.

At this time, standing opposite She Pi looked left at Yin Nuo, right at Wen Xiaoyun, and in the middle at their hands holding together, slowly clenched hands, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but crazily rise.

He just likes to see the way the young people love each other, and you talk to each other.

He just likes to watch two young boys talk about love.

That picture is simply too sweet and too seductive.

Especially Yin Nuo and Wen Xiaoyun, a handsome man and a beautiful woman.Watching their passionate love talk is simply more exciting and sweeter than his own talk of love.

But although he was very happy to see it in his heart, he still reluctantly held back on his face.

He still wanted to tease the young couple, it wouldn't be fun without teasing.

So She Pi coughed lightly, turned down his face, raised his eyebrows and squinted at Yin Nuo and Wen Xiaoyun, stepped back half a step, folded his arms and pretended to be angry and disliked: "I said, can you two, you two, be happy?" Be careful. Although the old man doesn't stick to any customary etiquette, the elders are right in front of you, how can you be so sticky?!"

Hearing this sentence, Wen Xiaoyun suddenly realized how ambiguous and indecent her actions were just now.Her face turned red instantly, and she withdrew Yin Nuo's hand abruptly, explaining to She Pi in a panic, "Senior, you misunderstood, we are not husband and wife at all, I am indeed indivual--"

"Brother!" Yin Nuo said immediately, he smiled and pulled back Wen Xiaoyun's hand, and put it in front of She Pi, "Senior, you see that we are both men's clothes. Then I am the elder brother, and he is the younger brother. What kind of husband and wife? , We didn't admit it, and we can't easily admit it. The junior thinks, Senior She, you are well-informed, and this kind of small scene will definitely not be taken to heart."

From what She Pi heard, these two people clearly admitted their identities as a young couple, but because it was inconvenient to take a girl with them when they were doing business outside, they pretended to be older brothers and younger brothers.

Not to mention, this little trick is quite emotional.

She Pi immediately nodded knowingly, and then looked at Yin Nuo and Wen Xiaoyun's eyes became brighter, "Mmm, I know, there is nothing you can do if you pretend to be some identities to investigate the case outside. I know~"

Wen Xiaoyun was about to cry out of anger, She Pi's expression clearly still thinks that she and Yin Nuo are a young couple.

I don't know why, but Wen Xiaoyun just felt that something was wrong, was she secretly tricked by Yin Nuo again?
This time she really couldn't stand it anymore, and hastily explained to She Pi: "No, Senior She, I'm really a boy, and Yin Nuo and Yinuo are really just brothers."

Seeing that Wen Xiaoyun was acting coy and hypocritical, She Pi suddenly felt a little unhappy.

You have to have a degree in everything, just cover up once, but if you keep covering up over and over again, it will start to annoy people.

Thinking of this, She Pi unconsciously raised her chin, pretending to be unmoved on purpose.

He sniffed his nose, folded his arms and rolled his eyes at Wen Xiaojun pretentiously, snorted coldly with disdain, turned his head and walked forward, "Come on, don't bully me because I'm old and have bad eyesight, you guys The young man made an excuse to make excuses, but the old man has already figured it out."

Yin Nuo grabbed Wen Xiaoyun, stared at her and said with a nonchalant smile, "Senior She, what kind of character is that? You have passed through more bridges than we have traveled, so don't hold back anymore." He said Turning to look at She Pi again, "Senior She, we have horses, if you have nothing else to bring, go to Yanzhou now."

As soon as She Pi heard that there was a horse, she immediately stopped, bent over and thumped her back, "The old man is old and can't stand the bumps, so you should let me sit on the fastest and most stable horse. "

Yin Nuo smiled slightly, "Senior, don't worry, our horses are the best horses in the world, they are sure to be fast and stable."

As he said that, Yin Nuo winked at Wen Xiaoyun with his side eyes.

Wen Xiaoyun immediately forgot about the unhappiness just now, pulled out the whistle given by the white bird from the skirt of his clothes, put it on his mouth, and blew it suddenly, and there was a sound of horse neighing in the depths of the woods.

In the blink of an eye, Jiangzhu and Haoyue, who were hidden in the woods, passed through the stacked trees, leaping forward with vigor and vigor.

When they came close, She Pi looked left and right, and finally picked the bloody horse Jiangzhu.He held the rein with one hand, and stroked Huashun's shiny mane with the other hand, and said with a smile, "What a horse, what a horse! Just this one horse may cost several thousand taels of silver."

Yin Nuo smiled and took the bright moon, turned around and grabbed Wen Xiaoyun's waist with both hands, and handed her up first, "Senior, you have good eyesight, these two BMWs are specially borrowed from others, with them, you can travel thousands of miles every day , Walking eight hundred nights, there is no problem at all."

As he spoke, he straightened Wen Xiaoyun on the horse's back, pulled the saddle bridle by himself, stepped on the pedal with his left foot, turned over neatly and got on the horse.

Wen Xiaoyun glanced at She Pi quietly, and She Pi, who was sitting on the back of the crimson bead horse, was lovingly touching the steed here and there, eyes full of joy.

Wen Xiaoyun secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Although she hadn't been with Jiangzhu Jiaoyue for a few days, with the spirituality of those two steeds, they could execute Wen Xiaoyun's orders perfectly.

Now that She Pi is on their horse, as long as Wen Xiaoyun can keep an eye on them in time, Jiang Zhu will not put She Pi down easily, and can effectively prevent She Pi from escaping halfway.

There were no other accidents along the way, Yin Nuo hugged Wen Xiaojun and led the way on a bright moon, while She Pi followed behind quietly and honestly on a Jiangzhu.

When I came, I had to walk carefully to find the way, which delayed a lot of time.It will be much easier to go back now.

It took only one third of the morning, and the three of Yin Nuo came to the bank of a wide and long river.

There are reeds as tall as half a person everywhere on the river bank. Although in late autumn, the reeds have begun to dry and turn yellow, the dense arrangement still completely obscures people's sight.

She Pi pulled the reins, slowed down, and while wiping Jiangzhu's temple hair, looked far away, looking at the sparkling river, "This river goes directly to Yanzhou, but there are few people here, and there are almost no boats. "

Yin Nuo smiled, "Senior, don't worry, we have our own solutions."

As he spoke, he bent his index finger and thumb to his lips and whistled loudly.

At this time, in the reed marshes by the river bank, the boatman brother was sitting on the bow of the boat eating steamed buns.Hearing the clear whistle, he immediately jumped up excitedly.He waved his hand high and directed towards the direction of the whistle, and shouted loudly, "Boss Yin, torture chamber! This way!"

Wen Xiaoyun, who was sitting in front, saw a person suddenly popping out from the reeds. It was the little boatman from before. A smile immediately appeared on her face. She straightened up and waved her hands, and responded to him: "Little brother!" , we're coming!"

I don't know if it's been influenced by She Pi's "husband and wife talk", but now when he suddenly heard Wen Xiaoyun calling someone else's little brother in a sweet voice, Yin Nuo frowned unconsciously.

She Pi squinted at the side, and couldn't help but stroking his beard and laughing, "Little girl, you can't call everyone your little brother. You don't distinguish between close and distant, your handsome father-in-law will be jealous." Woolen cloth."

"Huh...ah?" Wen Xiaoyun turned around in a daze, unable to understand what She Pi was talking about for a while.

Where did she call someone else's little brother?Isn't she called the boatman brother?Yin Nuo also called it that way before.

Yin Nuo's face blushed instantly, as if someone had directly poked at the most secret thing in the center.

He immediately tightened the reins, changed the subject and said, "Time is waiting, let's get on the boat first."

After speaking, he took Wen Xiaoyun and ran towards the boatman brother.

When the wooden boat approached, Yin Nuo, Wen Xiaoyun and She Pi dismounted one after another.Yin Nuo took the rein in She's hand, waved his finger to the wooden boat, and said courteously: "Senior, please first."

Hearing Yin Nuo's words, the boatman brother immediately stuffed the steamed bun into his bosom, wiped his mouth carelessly, stepped forward and stretched out his hand, and was about to pull the white-haired and white-bearded She Pi onto the boat first.

Unexpectedly, She Pi took a step back, waved his hands, and said with a smile: "Oh, my eyes are not good, but I still have good eyesight. Xiao Yin, your wife is a daughter after all." , she is young, you should take care of her more.

You help your daughter-in-law to board the boat first, and the old man can still hold one or two horses. "

As soon as these words came out, the little boatman on the boat almost fell into the water in fright.

His eyes widened in astonishment, and he stared at Yin Nuo with a dazed face.

This, what the hell is going on here?

They had only been out for half a day, why did they tell people everywhere that the two big men were husband and wife?
Is it because his ears are not good enough to hear it wrong, or did he eat too much steamed buns just now, and he was so stupid that he had some hallucinations?
Thinking of this, he unconsciously swallowed dryly, but he didn't want to make the remaining steamed buns in his mouth really choke.

He immediately bowed down, waved his hands and beat his chest, coughing violently.

Originally, Wen Xiaoyun and Yin Nuo also turned dark when they heard She Pi's teasing.

Wen Xiaoyun has always disliked this statement, especially in front of others, if it gets out, where will she be told to put the face of a big man like her, where should she put it? !
On the other hand, although Yin Nuo was really happy about Wen Xiaoyun being mistaken for a woman.

For the misunderstanding that the two of them are husband and wife, he couldn't help but feel a little excited in his heart, but it's different now.

Now there is one more boatman brother.

Based on his understanding of the little boatmen, if they know it today, the whole river will know it; the day after tomorrow, half of the Yanzhou rivers and lakes will know it;

If this goes on like this, he will really be ashamed to death.

No, it must not be misunderstood and followed the boatman brother back to Yanzhou City.

Thinking of this, Yin Nuo immediately frowned, and explained to She Pi solemnly: "Senior She, although the latter often disguises himself as a woman to investigate cases, he is indeed a genuine man. Me and He pretended to be a husband and wife in women's clothes. It was a bad idea from my subordinate Mao Er. He said that he would go out to investigate and visit in this way, so that he would not attract attention and be guarded. Therefore, the relationship between our brothers is actually the same as what you saw totally different."

As he said that, he took the rein from She Pi and handed it to Wen Xiaoyun who was behind, "You are responsible for leading the horse." Then he said to She Pi in an indisputable tone, "Senior She, you are the oldest here, It's only natural for this junior to help you get on the boat."

Later, Wen Xiaoyun listened and echoed, "Yin Nuo is right, Senior She, don't be too polite, you have such a high status, the juniors should respect you, and you should be rewarded."

She knew that She Pi suddenly gave way, but she didn't really want to give way.

There are too many variables in She Pi, and Yin Nuo and her can really rest assured only by watching him get on the boat first.

At this time, the boatman brother was still in the shock just now and didn't recall it.

It wasn't until the white-haired old man She Pi boarded the boat with Yin Nuo's support and walked up to him that he came to his senses and introduced the guests to rest in the cabin.

After helping Wen Xiaoyun to lead the two horses, the boatman brother took up the oar dutifully, pushed the boat into the wide river with a little force on the mud and rocks on the river bank.

The little boatman on this side put aside the doubts in his heart for the time being, and turned his gaze back to the cabin.

Yin Nuo and Wen Xiaoyun sat opposite to She Pi.Yin Nuo picked up the teapot, picked up the teacup, and poured a cup of tea for She Pi.Respectfully brought it to She Pi.

Wen Xiaoyun finally couldn't hold back his inner curiosity, leaned forward a little, and asked respectfully: "Senior She, you designed all the previous cases, and I still have one thing that I don't understand, so I would like to ask for your advice. May I ask how you solved the whole case?" How about all the money in the house turned into a very lethal silver fire dragon?"

(End of this chapter)