God arresting adults slapped in the face again

Chapter 604

For some reason, Wen Xiaoyun instinctively resisted the hand extended by the white-haired old man.

She turned her hands back unconsciously, and retreated half a step timidly to hide behind Yin Nuo.

Yin Nuo stretched out his hand tacitly, stopped the old man Liu who was running towards Wen Xiaoyun's wrist, and said with a crooked smile: "Brother Liu, it's true that this little brother Yin Nuo was poisoned before, but I have been poisoned." I've given him the antidote. It's just that he hasn't fully recovered. Drink more hot water and get a good night's sleep, and he'll be fine. I won't bother you."

After finishing speaking, Yin Nuo turned to look at Wen Xiaoyun, raised his finger to old man Liu, and introduced with a smile: "Xiaoyun, this is a year-end friend I accidentally met in Teng County a few years ago, Liu Fenghan, Mr. Liu. Although on the surface it is just He is an old man in the world, but inside he is really a master of the world."

Speaking of which, Yin Nuo turned his face away, winked at Wen Xiaoyun, and explained meaningfully, "It's just that these outsiders have unusual hobbies. Just like our Mr. Liu is almost 80 years old, and he has to be called a brother when he catches a young man who can talk to him. Another example is that although he is a good doctor, he doesn't behave like an old doctor at all. When it comes to young girls, her eyes are so handsome and shining.

So you are a womanly woman, and it is easy for people to think that you are a little boy disguised as a man. You must be extra careful about this old gentleman with "high morals and high prestige". "

Hearing this introduction, Wen Xiaoyun's round eyes immediately showed great doubts.

With such an introducer?

Liu Fenghan on the opposite side heard that Yin Nuo didn't save him face so much, raised his hand and punched Yin Nuo's shoulder hard, raised his eyebrows pretending to be angry, blew his beard and stared and scolded: "Okay, you little slicker! This old man hasn't even touched the girl's hand yet, so you should show off to his little sister first. The old man was really blind when he insisted on making friends with you, a wicked brat—— "

Halfway through the speech, Liu Fenghan realized that he was scolding himself with a bald mouth, quickly covered his mouth, turned his head and spat, "You boy is a dog, you boy has dog eyes, dog mouth, dog I can't get ivory out of my mouth!"

Wen Xiaoyun:  
It only took a while, the image of the kind old man with white hair and white beard who came out from the curtain of the back door just now has completely collapsed and nothing remains.

All that is left is a strange place.

Yin Nuo didn't look angry at all, he smiled and raised his head and pushed Liu Feng Han's fist away, "Oh, brother Liu's words are wrong. Yin Nuo is just telling the truth, but he is not a dog at all."

Liu Fenghan was so angry that his beard blew up, he pinched his waist with his hands and glared at Yin Nuo, "It's not a dog, you spit out an ivory instead!"

Yin Nuo shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, "What's so difficult about this?" He spoke slowly, exaggeratedly opening his mouth wide, and said word by word, "'Elephant-tooth-', look, this Can't you spit out two words?"

Liu Fenghan was taken aback for a moment, and finally Wen Xiaoyun couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Hearing Wen Xiaoyun's laughter, Liu Fenghan finally understood Yin Nuo's trick, his wrinkled face suddenly turned blue and purple, he flicked his sleeves fiercely, turned around and was about to walk in the back direction.

Seeing that Yin Nuo had completely offended the old doctor Liu Feng Han, Wen Xiaoyun immediately stepped forward, anxious to explain for Yin Nuo.Unexpectedly, Yin Nuo stopped him, "What are you doing?"

he asked with a smile.

Wen Xiaojun ignored Yin Nuo, looked at Liu Feng Han's back and hurriedly explained: "Old man, Yin Nuo is just a stinky mouth, but he has no bad intentions, so don't be angry with him."

Liu Fenghan paused, and turned around slowly, with a smile on his face.

Rather than laughing, it was more like trying not to laugh out loud, "Is this old man so stingy? You little girl is really ignorant."

Wen Xiaoyun froze again.

Liu Fenghan pointed at the tip of Yin Nuo's nose again, and said with a smile: "What I like most is your unscrupulous, slippery and mischievous attitude. Spitting 'ivory'? Hey, you really have it!"

Yin Nuo smiled, "So-so, not worth mentioning."

Liu Fenghan said again: "Okay, why don't you hurry up and bring your little sister over here? A few days ago, I received a message from Feige from your kid, saying that I will come to this old man for a drink tonight. Good guy, I received it Letter, I started preparing for you boy in the first three days. In the end, the old man’s food and drink are all ready, and you, a stinky boy, can’t be said. Good guy, but the old man was so angry that he almost blew off his beard. gone."

Yin Nuo casually grabbed Wen Xiaoyun's wrist, and stepped forward to follow, "What happened tonight is all Yin Nuo's fault. Yin Nuo promised Brother Liu to help Brother Liu fulfill a wish in the future?"

Liu Fenghan curled his lips arrogantly, "It's more or less the same."

Yin Nuo grabbed Wen Xiaoyun's hand and raised it higher, motioning for Liu Fenghan to see, "By the way, brother Liu, although Yin Nuo's little cousin looks like a woman, he is really not a woman. His name is Wen Xiaoyun, and he and Yin Nuo grew up together. Grow up, stand together and piss, live in mud, the true male body!"

Hearing these words, Wen Xiaoyun's face turned red.

I feel so ashamed for no reason.

(End of this chapter)