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Chapter 22: Zhu Bajie Who Wants to Marry (21)

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Bai Longma was frightened and touched the jade pendant in pain.

My cuteness will shine: Woohoo, the male god is so pitiful, I really want to hug him and love him.

Kick the kindergarten: The anchor actually had the heart to treat the male god so cruelly.

Punching the Nursing Home: God, give you a gift, don't cry.

If you walk too wavy, you will flash your waist: You really underestimate the anchor. Since the anchor can bear such a face, it proves that she has a strong heart.

Anchor: It's better not to show your ridiculous sympathy there, you are sure that it is not a desire to take advantage of lust.

Jackal female cat: The anchor flies up, and the audience is merciless. I didn't expect you to be such an anchor.

"Bajie, where's the grass?"

Monkey King leaned lazily on the towering ancient tree, and asked in a rare and gentle manner.

Shengge: "..."

It seems to be exposed again.

"I ate."

As a pig, eating grass is not such an unacceptable thing.

"Oh?"

"Will there be no soil around the mouth if the grass that has just been dug up is eaten into the stomach?"

"Bajie, although you say you are careless, you can't be so casual."

"Have you ever thought that the grass you dug happened to have a certain beast just urinated, I seem to really see water stains on it..."

Sun Wukong crossed his arms and twirled the golden cudgel with his fingers.

Awesome, my great sage, you are trying to disgust someone by saying that.

If she was really eaten by the Xingxin Tongtian grass just now, she might really be spit out in disgust.

Before Shengge could say anything, she was frightened by the hysterical crying and vomiting.

The Great Sage scared Xiaobai to vomit...

Drifting obediently stayed aside, handed over the water bottle, and patted Xiaobai's back lightly.

"Yo, is Xiaobai pregnant?"

"It seems that the Dragon Clan is really blessed..."

The Great Sage didn't seem to know what role he played in Xiaobai's vomiting, but said with a teasing smile.

Blessed...

When a man is pregnant, he is naturally blessed.

If the words of the great sage are heard by other dragon clans, it might trigger a war between the dragon clan and the monkey clan.

What to do, suddenly there is such a little bit of anticipation.

Shengge felt that the incident was caused by her, and it seemed immoral to watch a play quietly, and was about to make a rescue, when Tang Sanzang answered because he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.

"Whose, whose."

"Your, or yours?"

Tang Sanzang's eyes kept turning around Qingfeng Mingyue, frightening the two dizzy children who were already dazed by Monkey King, crying with snot and tears.

"not us……"

I don't know if Qingfeng Mingyue's IQ was lost by the Great Sage's golden cudgel, and I didn't even hear such an obvious joke.

"Why not you, since that's the case, I can't let you go."

Bai Longma, who vomited dizzily, was dumbfounded, and wanted to explain that he was not pregnant at all, but just disgusted.

The grass that had been peed on was dug with his jade pendant, and he just took it out and touched and kissed it...

vomit……

I can't think about it anymore, I'm going to throw up again.

"What Master said is that Qingfengmingyue is naturally responsible for Xiaobai."

Sun Wukong and Tang Seng are so lively as teachers and apprentices.

Sheng Ge spread her hands, it seemed that she had nothing to do with it, she had to thank Xiaobai for saving her, otherwise the Great Sage might not know how to hold her.

"By the way, Bajie."

Sun Wukong changed the subject, making Shengge's body tense instantly.

"Is the grass delicious? You can eat more if it tastes good."

Monkey King grabbed a handful of grass and stuffed it into Sheng Ge's slightly opened mouth, and the bitter taste swept Sheng Ge's mouth instantly.

Shengge subconsciously wanted to vomit, but was bluffed by the Great Sage's next words.

"Lying is meant to be punished, and you can't escape it."

"Unless you really want another one."

"Master, do you think your disciple is right?"

As he spoke, Monkey King looked at Tang Seng, and his cold and violent aura disappeared in an instant, and he became a filial and good disciple.

"What Wukong said is that monks don't tell lies. If they tell lies, their tongues will be pulled out and thrown into the frying pan."

Tang Seng went on the road in an instant, and followed what Sun Wukong said, deliberately speaking in a deep tone, which was extremely scary in this gloomy forest.

Shengge wants to cry but has no tears. Eating is grass, green, organic and healthy.

Shengge swallowed hard, Tang Seng must be a fake golden cicada, the first half of the sentence sounds like a monk who does not lie, but what the hell is the second half?

Is it really okay for monks to be so ruthless?
"Brother, is it all right?"

Shengge knew that Monkey King didn't intend to break the casserole and ask the end.

"It's okay to be so cute."

Sun Wukong patted Shengge's shoulder with crooked eyes and the soft soil under his feet, Shengge once again experienced the feeling of being buried alive.

Before he could finish dealing with Monkey King, Shengge met Qingfengmingyue's resentful eyes.

So you are not a holy monk, you lied to us...

This is Shengge's interpretation of Qingfeng Mingyue's eyes.

It's not that this girl wants to lie to you, it's that this girl was forced to do nothing.

"Let's go, I really don't want to stay in this forest for too long, I'm in a panic."

Sun Wukong continued to pick up Qingfengmingyue and walked straight forward. It is good to see many things in his eyes, and there is no need to say them all.

Walking too wavy to the waist: The monkey's eyes just now really scared the baby to death, it's hard for the anchor.But I still want to ask, is the grass delicious?
Anchor: Hehe.

Sheng Ge's mouth was full of astringency, and even his saliva turned green.

Others have green hair, what is she?
Drooling green?

The little demon hiding in the haystack was a little dumbfounded. This must be the holy monk who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures, as Mrs. Baigu said, not a juggler...

If the holy monk is like this, can he, a little demon, become a Buddha directly?

It's really eye-catching, and the quality of the scripture learning team is worrying.

In a place unknown to Shengge, a little demon started his journey of worrying about the country and the people.

……

While singing and singing, Zhen Yuanzi, who had just returned from listening to Hunyuan Daoguo in Shangqing Tianshang Miluo Palace, also saw the arrogant note.

Even the elegant and magnanimous Zhen Yuanzi couldn't restrain his anger after seeing it.

He asked himself that he had treated Tang Seng and his disciples extremely courteously, but how would the other party repay him for the courtesy.

Look at what was written on this note, with teeth and claws flaring and dancing like dragons and phoenixes, it doesn't look like the aura that a compassionate monk should have. It is clear that he can stand shoulder to shoulder with the former God of War.

No matter what Zhen Yuanzi thought in his heart, he had to go this trip.

Although he kept a low profile and lived in seclusion, he still wanted face.

Zhen Yuanzi chased Tang Seng and his disciples alone, he believed that he was strong.

"Master, take a break, if you continue walking, Bajie will probably die from panting."

(End of this chapter)