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Chapter 39 The Pig 8 Ring Who Wants to Marry
Chapter 39: Zhu Bajie Who Wants to Marry (38)
(38)
Tang Seng's arrested disciple naturally refers to Sheng Ge.
The speed of learning scriptures has become faster, and Shengge is beaten by the Great Sage almost every day, caught by monsters, and then caught by monsters in another place, then rescued, and caught again...
Hahaha, this is simply not the life of a human being.
"Could it be that Bodhisattva can just stand by and watch when you are caught by some goblin?"
This is Tang Seng's straightforward answer to the boy's question why, as a Buddhist monk, he has to kill.
"..." The boy wanted to cry but had no tears, how should he answer this.
"Although monsters are wrong, their sins don't warrant death."
The boy can only hold on to this point.
"Hehe, you will know whether you deserve to die after being boiled once."
"Besides, are you sure they are really dead?"
As a monster with a background, someone will naturally bring him back after wandering in the underworld for a few days.
In order to express his apology, the Buddha might send some Buddha light back as compensation.
He is not killing them, but sending a great fortune.
"If you don't experience it yourself, you can't empathize..."
Tang Seng holds the Zen stick in his right hand, puts his left hand on his chest and bows his head, chanting the awkward Buddhist scriptures.
Just when Shengge was puzzled, Tang Seng jumped up and pulled the boy down, and then threw the boy into the goblin cave.
No matter how you say it, fresh and tender boys taste better than Bajie.
"Wukong, hurry up and report to the Bodhisattva, saying that the boy she sent was taken away by a goblin, and we master and apprentice can't beat it..."
Tang Seng wiped his hands and said to Monkey King with a smile.
Monkey King knows the elegant meaning by hearing the strings, and the cooperation with Tang Seng is perfect.
What a big dog: Is this great monk going to the sky to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?
Beicheng Nansheng: Why do you suddenly feel that the Great Monk is so strong and being a knight of the little white male god is not bad.
Tang Seng's resolute actions once again ignited the live broadcast room.
Before he knew it, the audience in Shengge's live broadcast room broke through triple digits.
Well, the news that the anchor is a pig has spread more and more widely in various time and space...
……
Mount Putuo, Avalokitesvara Temple...
"What did you say, Shancai was taken away?"
Avalokitesvara held the willow branch tightly, and it was already deformed.
"Well, I couldn't beat it, so I had to ask for help. Didn't Bodhisattvas often help us before?"
"Bodhisattva, let's hurry up. You stay in this dojo without the wind blowing or raining. You don't even know how fierce the monsters in the mountains are. They have to remove their hair and cook them all to eat."
"It even forces people to get married from time to time. Boys are skinny and tender. What if the monsters become too beastly?"
Sun Wukong pretended to be embarrassed, as if he had fought a battle with some goblins deep in the mountains before he came here and then fled in a hurry.
"Ah……"
Guanyin has no intention of speaking now.
She felt that this pilgrimage team was simply unreasonable. It must be the lawless Monkey King who led Jin Chanzi down.
It seems that the plans planned these days should be put on the agenda.
"lead the way."
Guanyin said coldly.
Sun Wukong was cheerful and didn't care about Guanyin's anger at all.
When Avalokitesvara arrived at the hidden cave, the scene he saw was a corrupt scene of a boy with high hopes and a beautiful woman whose clothes were half faded.
"Where did the evildoer come from, presumptuous."
Without further ado, Guanyin slapped the woman lying on the boy's body with her palm from the air.
With a palm strike, the originally charming and enchanting female demon turned into a black and huge scorpion, with her thick legs clinging to the boy's body, dying.
The boy who was still a little intoxicated screamed, pushed the scorpion spirit away, wrapped his clothes hastily, and knelt down in front of the Bodhisattva to plead guilty.
When Avalokitesvara was about to touch the scorpion spirit to death, Monkey King spoke in a strange manner, and returned to Avalokitesvara the boy's teachings to their master and apprentice.
Well, it's the most fair thing to return the other's way to the other.
Guanyin's chest rose and fell, and the fragile willow branch in his hand was finally broken, making a crisp sound.
"What Wukong said is that although this demon is unbearably stubborn, she is not guilty of death. Why don't I take her back to the South China Sea for enlightenment, just to get rid of the demon nature."
Guanyin, who has never lost face by such calculations, has found it difficult to maintain a calm and kind face.
The reason why she couldn't become a Buddha was because she was not perfect in her cultivation.
"Bodhisattva, have you forgotten that my master is an eminent monk?"
"The purpose of Master's journey to the west is to promote Buddhism and help all sentient beings to cross the shore. There is no need to bother the Bodhisattva for such trivial matters."
"Bodhisattva, you'd better leave quickly, I don't think the boy's condition is very good."
Wasn't it too bad, he was in high spirits, when the immediate boss came, the beauty turned into an ugly big scorpion, and was sprayed with blood all over his face, he was already mentally strong if he didn't pass out.
The Bodhisattva who was choked by Monkey King mercilessly gave the spider spirit a sneaky look, then gently picked up the boy and returned to the South China Sea.
If you walk too rough, you will lose your waist: Could this be the calm before the storm? Wouldn’t the monkey be punished for offending this Bodhisattva who seems to have a backstage?
I raised a frog: Indeed, the look before leaving is really meaningful. I always feel that this matter will not be covered up so easily. The fortune teller, come and come, there should be a calculation here.
I'm a fortune teller: If the old monk pinches his fingers, there will be a catastrophe for the monkey head.
……
The topic of walking too sloppy and dodging the waist was once again discussed in the live broadcast room, with all kinds of conspiracies and tricks.
Sheng Ge didn't read much, she knew the famous real and fake Monkey King's plot in Journey to the West, if it was difficult, it should be.
"Spider spirit, don't pretend to be dead, I know you're not dead."
Tang Seng poked the spider spirit lying motionless on the ground with his Zen stick and said lightly.
Coughing violently, the spider spirit shrunk a little bit to the size of an ordinary spider.
"This time, we've settled our grievances."
Tang Seng said immediately.
The spider spirit tied Zhu Bajie, and should have been beaten to death with a Zen stick, but since he was good at them, he took his life back from Guanyin's hand, so let him be spared.
As for revenge, he really doesn't mind.
"Thank you, Holy Monk."
The spider essence wanted to cry but had no tears, who knew it would attract so many evil stars by tying a pig casually back then.
While Tang Seng and the spider spirit were chattering non-stop, Sheng Ge was also whispering to the Great Sage.
"Brother Monkey, do you know a monkey called a six-eared macaque?"
Sheng Ge asked in a low voice like a thief.
"Six-eared macaques are good at listening to sounds, able to perceive, know the front and back, and understand everything. It can be as famous as me. It doesn't fall into the ten categories, and it doesn't reach the two."
"Why, did you know something in advance?"
The Great Sage thought that he knew Shengge quite well through this period of getting along.
According to Shengge's fear of him, if it wasn't for something really important, she would never come to him and chat.
As soon as you open your mouth, something will happen. Is this a crow's mouth?
Because it involves live broadcast, some nicknames and screen names are always needed, so those who don't mind having their nicknames expropriated can leave comments in the book review area and chapter comments.
(End of this chapter)
(38)
Tang Seng's arrested disciple naturally refers to Sheng Ge.
The speed of learning scriptures has become faster, and Shengge is beaten by the Great Sage almost every day, caught by monsters, and then caught by monsters in another place, then rescued, and caught again...
Hahaha, this is simply not the life of a human being.
"Could it be that Bodhisattva can just stand by and watch when you are caught by some goblin?"
This is Tang Seng's straightforward answer to the boy's question why, as a Buddhist monk, he has to kill.
"..." The boy wanted to cry but had no tears, how should he answer this.
"Although monsters are wrong, their sins don't warrant death."
The boy can only hold on to this point.
"Hehe, you will know whether you deserve to die after being boiled once."
"Besides, are you sure they are really dead?"
As a monster with a background, someone will naturally bring him back after wandering in the underworld for a few days.
In order to express his apology, the Buddha might send some Buddha light back as compensation.
He is not killing them, but sending a great fortune.
"If you don't experience it yourself, you can't empathize..."
Tang Seng holds the Zen stick in his right hand, puts his left hand on his chest and bows his head, chanting the awkward Buddhist scriptures.
Just when Shengge was puzzled, Tang Seng jumped up and pulled the boy down, and then threw the boy into the goblin cave.
No matter how you say it, fresh and tender boys taste better than Bajie.
"Wukong, hurry up and report to the Bodhisattva, saying that the boy she sent was taken away by a goblin, and we master and apprentice can't beat it..."
Tang Seng wiped his hands and said to Monkey King with a smile.
Monkey King knows the elegant meaning by hearing the strings, and the cooperation with Tang Seng is perfect.
What a big dog: Is this great monk going to the sky to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?
Beicheng Nansheng: Why do you suddenly feel that the Great Monk is so strong and being a knight of the little white male god is not bad.
Tang Seng's resolute actions once again ignited the live broadcast room.
Before he knew it, the audience in Shengge's live broadcast room broke through triple digits.
Well, the news that the anchor is a pig has spread more and more widely in various time and space...
……
Mount Putuo, Avalokitesvara Temple...
"What did you say, Shancai was taken away?"
Avalokitesvara held the willow branch tightly, and it was already deformed.
"Well, I couldn't beat it, so I had to ask for help. Didn't Bodhisattvas often help us before?"
"Bodhisattva, let's hurry up. You stay in this dojo without the wind blowing or raining. You don't even know how fierce the monsters in the mountains are. They have to remove their hair and cook them all to eat."
"It even forces people to get married from time to time. Boys are skinny and tender. What if the monsters become too beastly?"
Sun Wukong pretended to be embarrassed, as if he had fought a battle with some goblins deep in the mountains before he came here and then fled in a hurry.
"Ah……"
Guanyin has no intention of speaking now.
She felt that this pilgrimage team was simply unreasonable. It must be the lawless Monkey King who led Jin Chanzi down.
It seems that the plans planned these days should be put on the agenda.
"lead the way."
Guanyin said coldly.
Sun Wukong was cheerful and didn't care about Guanyin's anger at all.
When Avalokitesvara arrived at the hidden cave, the scene he saw was a corrupt scene of a boy with high hopes and a beautiful woman whose clothes were half faded.
"Where did the evildoer come from, presumptuous."
Without further ado, Guanyin slapped the woman lying on the boy's body with her palm from the air.
With a palm strike, the originally charming and enchanting female demon turned into a black and huge scorpion, with her thick legs clinging to the boy's body, dying.
The boy who was still a little intoxicated screamed, pushed the scorpion spirit away, wrapped his clothes hastily, and knelt down in front of the Bodhisattva to plead guilty.
When Avalokitesvara was about to touch the scorpion spirit to death, Monkey King spoke in a strange manner, and returned to Avalokitesvara the boy's teachings to their master and apprentice.
Well, it's the most fair thing to return the other's way to the other.
Guanyin's chest rose and fell, and the fragile willow branch in his hand was finally broken, making a crisp sound.
"What Wukong said is that although this demon is unbearably stubborn, she is not guilty of death. Why don't I take her back to the South China Sea for enlightenment, just to get rid of the demon nature."
Guanyin, who has never lost face by such calculations, has found it difficult to maintain a calm and kind face.
The reason why she couldn't become a Buddha was because she was not perfect in her cultivation.
"Bodhisattva, have you forgotten that my master is an eminent monk?"
"The purpose of Master's journey to the west is to promote Buddhism and help all sentient beings to cross the shore. There is no need to bother the Bodhisattva for such trivial matters."
"Bodhisattva, you'd better leave quickly, I don't think the boy's condition is very good."
Wasn't it too bad, he was in high spirits, when the immediate boss came, the beauty turned into an ugly big scorpion, and was sprayed with blood all over his face, he was already mentally strong if he didn't pass out.
The Bodhisattva who was choked by Monkey King mercilessly gave the spider spirit a sneaky look, then gently picked up the boy and returned to the South China Sea.
If you walk too rough, you will lose your waist: Could this be the calm before the storm? Wouldn’t the monkey be punished for offending this Bodhisattva who seems to have a backstage?
I raised a frog: Indeed, the look before leaving is really meaningful. I always feel that this matter will not be covered up so easily. The fortune teller, come and come, there should be a calculation here.
I'm a fortune teller: If the old monk pinches his fingers, there will be a catastrophe for the monkey head.
……
The topic of walking too sloppy and dodging the waist was once again discussed in the live broadcast room, with all kinds of conspiracies and tricks.
Sheng Ge didn't read much, she knew the famous real and fake Monkey King's plot in Journey to the West, if it was difficult, it should be.
"Spider spirit, don't pretend to be dead, I know you're not dead."
Tang Seng poked the spider spirit lying motionless on the ground with his Zen stick and said lightly.
Coughing violently, the spider spirit shrunk a little bit to the size of an ordinary spider.
"This time, we've settled our grievances."
Tang Seng said immediately.
The spider spirit tied Zhu Bajie, and should have been beaten to death with a Zen stick, but since he was good at them, he took his life back from Guanyin's hand, so let him be spared.
As for revenge, he really doesn't mind.
"Thank you, Holy Monk."
The spider essence wanted to cry but had no tears, who knew it would attract so many evil stars by tying a pig casually back then.
While Tang Seng and the spider spirit were chattering non-stop, Sheng Ge was also whispering to the Great Sage.
"Brother Monkey, do you know a monkey called a six-eared macaque?"
Sheng Ge asked in a low voice like a thief.
"Six-eared macaques are good at listening to sounds, able to perceive, know the front and back, and understand everything. It can be as famous as me. It doesn't fall into the ten categories, and it doesn't reach the two."
"Why, did you know something in advance?"
The Great Sage thought that he knew Shengge quite well through this period of getting along.
According to Shengge's fear of him, if it wasn't for something really important, she would never come to him and chat.
As soon as you open your mouth, something will happen. Is this a crow's mouth?
Because it involves live broadcast, some nicknames and screen names are always needed, so those who don't mind having their nicknames expropriated can leave comments in the book review area and chapter comments.
(End of this chapter)
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