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Chapter 400 The Wild Monkey Who Wants to Be King (23)
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If you walk too wavy, your waist will flash: The anchor quickly put away your idiot expression...

Lang Jiujiu: I'm afraid the anchor may have misunderstood the words coquettish and unaffected.

Anchor: Coquettish and unpretentious is equal to elegant, simple and rude.

Sheng Ge plausible words.

Maybe in the world of Yangou, the value of appearance is really justice.

Sturdy Meng Po, who stomped down and trembled three times, was the embodiment of justice in Sheng Ge's eyes.

Even Shengge had forgotten that she had just been thrown into the Wangchuan River by Po Meng who disagreed with each other.

With a bull's head and a horse's face, he wiped away the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, and his flattering dog-leg expression matched Shenge's.

"Grandma and Aunt Meng, what you said is true."

"This time I will bring you back some fried melon seeds without my own ideas."

As soon as the voice fell, the bull's head and horse's face did not delay at all, and immediately rushed out of the underworld, as if there was a big vicious dog chasing after him.

Sheng Ge was stunned for a moment, what to do, she suddenly wanted to start a fight between Po Meng and the Great Sage Tianlei, they were both so tough anyway.

"Miss Meng Po, if you say Guazi has her own thoughts, won't your conscience hurt?"

hehehe...

She had to observe 3 minutes of silence for the little cutie who was oppressed by Miss Meng in the underworld.

"Is what I said wrong? Don't these melon seeds want to go to Wangchuan River to play in middle school and learn swimming?"

"Or do you not want to go to the Sansheng Stone to take a look?"

Miss Meng Po is serious, with a calm expression of intimidation, temptation and sophistry.

His thick skin is as thick as Shengge's...

Shengge was worried again that his position might be unstable.

"What Sister Meng Po said is that these melon seeds with their own ideas are not worth it."

Shengge said indignantly.

"It's so cute, I like it very much after seeing it."

"It's much more pleasing to the eye than your father."

Po Meng touched Sheng Ge's head and said kindly.

Daddy...

Daddy...

Miss Meng Po kept calling Daddy, is this stalker going to have trouble?

How unlucky it is to have a father like the Great Sage who would strike at the slightest disagreement.

Emmmmm......

This is domestic violence do you understand.

"I know that you are lucky with the Three Lives Stone, and hope that the Three Lives Stone can help you."

"However, for the sake of your rare pleasing to the eye, I advise you not to have too high expectations."

"I just want to tell you that it's hard to say."

With a smile on the corner of Meng Po's mouth, she said helplessly.

……

……

Shengge followed Granny Meng step by step, and arrived at the legendary Sansheng Stone.

The stone surface is smooth and inward, vaguely reflecting the figure.

At first glance, it seems normal.

Sheng Ge Zhang Er couldn't figure it out, what's wrong with such a three-life stone.

"Grandma Meng, you actually brought someone here yourself?"

"Meng Po, Meng Po, do you think I look more boxy?"

"Meng Po, Meng Po, why is she a monkey again, and she's still a big ugly one."

"Grandma Meng, let's make an agreement, the ugly can't look in the mirror, otherwise it will stain Ben Shishi's eyes."

……

……

Come on, come on, ever since Sheng Ge stood here, San Shengshi has never stopped talking, not even taking a breath.

Shengge was very curious. Without taking a breath, can this be a quarter of an hour?

Is this the Sansheng Stone?
Talking and talking dog...

Is the world going to be ruled by Yan dogs?
This is the case in Huaguo Mountain, and it is still the same in the underworld.

"Meng Po, Meng Po, don't draw your sword, speak up if you have something to say."

"Meng Po, we have known each other for so many years, how could you let Ben Shishi lose face in front of an ugly monkey?"

A square stone chattered and jumped around in front of Shengge.

I saw Granny Meng sharply wielding a long sword and shaving a few times on the Sansheng Stone. Visible to the naked eye, the Sansheng Stone seems to be smaller, but more neat.

It turns out that the Sansheng Stone was really cut out by Po Meng.

"Grandma Meng, don't tell me, I'm light as a rock after being cut by you."

Sanshengshi sighed, as if he was extremely satisfied.

Shengge curled his lips, how can such a three-life stone with a strong desire to survive be a cheap word.

How did Sanshengshi die, it must be a cheap death.

The Sansheng Stone kept tumbling to the bank of the Wangchuan River to pick the bright and fiery red manjusawa, and when it was handed to Po Meng, it had already fallen into mud and dust.

"Woooooo, Miss Meng, I need comfort."

Po Meng: ┑(￣Д￣)┍ blame me

Shengge: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

What kind of retarded thing is this three-life stone?

Cherish life and stay away from mental retardation.

"To shut up."

"Speaking again will cut you into scum."

Po Meng waved the sword in her hand, and said braggingly.

After Po Meng's words fell, she saw Sansheng Shi listlessly returning to her original position, without saying a word for the rest of her life.

"Go, take a look at the Sansheng Stone and see what you can see..."

Po Meng's voice seemed to contain a smothered laugh, the kind that was waiting to watch a play, Sheng Ge always felt that Po Meng even wanted to pick out some melon seeds to make watching the show more interesting.

An unknown premonition...

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I always feel that a mentally retarded thing like the Sansheng Stone is unlikely to help her accomplish anything.

Could it be that she is really required to stay in the underworld to help Po Meng sell Meng Po soup for ten years?

This little fairy refuses from the bottom of her heart, every cell is filled with rejection.

Standing in front of the Three Lives Stone, Sheng Ge was indeed the first to appear in her life as Daji.

But, what exactly happened here...

Su Daji...

Nuwa...

The beautiful concubine in the Shang Palace...

And Wu Geng, who grew Zhilan Yushu later...

In fact, this is not recalling the previous life, but re-appreciation.

Images of beauties flashed across the Sansheng Stone, and the Sansheng Stone commented on it.

This face is bigger...

That waist is a bit thick...

Otherwise, the foot is a little bigger...

Emmmmm......

Shengge was unable to complain anymore. She stood in front of the Sansheng Stone for so long, but she didn't see a complete thing. Instead, she went through all the beauties she had seen in her previous life, no matter male or female...

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Shengge didn't expect much...

"Master Shitou, just skip this life and watch the next life."

At the very least, she can know what she has subconsciously transformed into, and what tasks she is completing...

"That's not okay, you have to start well and finish well."

So, what appeared on the Sansheng Stone were the fairies she had seen in the heaven.

In the end, it was fixed on the picture of Meng Po dancing with her sword...

Seeing it again, it is still amazingly beautiful.

"This stone can be said to have read countless women, and it seems that only the fairy Chang'e in the Moon Palace can be somewhat comparable to Meng Po."

"Meng Po, do you really not want to think about this stone?"

"Look at the entrance to Wangxiang Terrace from the entrance of the Yellow Springs, except for the old ferryman, there are only stones. The stones are neat and tidy. Is it possible that you want to abandon this stone and choose the old man ferry?"

　I thought I could update at two o'clock...

　　Turns out I was thinking too much...

　　
　
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