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Chapter 403 The Wild Monkey Who Wants to Be King (26)
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It's not that I don't have time to listen...

It's because your role is too bloody.

The beauty's eyes were red and swollen, and she seemed to have a bit of resentment.

Shengge shuddered suddenly, don't look at this little fairy with such eyes, it's not this little fairy who wronged you.

There is a grievance and a debtor. Even if you want revenge, you have to find the right person.

Could it be that she hated her because she made the other party realize the reality and ruined that false dream?

This little fairy is innocent, okay?

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Walking too sloppy will make her waist flash: anchor, she just wants to find someone to talk to, tell her about her affection for wronging others, and talk about her resentment and despair.

Lang Jiujiu: Damn...

Lang Jiujiu: When did Big Brother Tailang speak so gracefully? Are you sure it's not funny?

Announcer: Sober, sober.

Anchor: What can I say, what can I tell, in the end, I am already dead, and I will be reincarnated soon. I will forget about it sooner or later. If you have this time to miss the past, it is better to seriously think about reincarnation. If the face hits the ground, even this pretty little face will be gone.

Lingling Qixian Shang: What you said makes sense, but I am speechless.

Beicheng Nansheng: Inexplicably worried about people who might like the anchor in the future.

If you walk too wavy, your waist will flash: Is it really okay for you to be so indifferent and sober?
Host: Very good.

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Reality is indeed crueler than imagined dreams, but is it possible to pretend not to recognize reality because reality is not expected?
Stop making trouble, let's take a rest.

This little fairy is indifferent and sober, but this little fairy is proud.

"Grandma Meng..."

"Don't be Meng Po long, Meng Po short, drink this bowl of Meng Po soup, you can't remember the past even if you want to."

"Don't waste time, don't you see that this seat is very busy?"

Shengge felt that his temper was getting more and more irritable, and his demands on beauties seemed to be getting higher and higher.

Not only must you look beautiful, but you must also be able to carry it clearly.

"..."

The beauty wants to cry but has no tears.

This Po Meng didn't play her cards according to the routine. Could it be that she didn't even have a chance to say what was in her heart before reincarnation?
I'm so unhappy.

Obviously she is the woman who has supported Duan Lang for several years, but what did she get in the end?
Shengge raised his eyebrows, is this the rhythm of turning into a ghost?

This little fairy just doesn't want to hear the story of dog blood, so it's hard to memorize this karma.

MMP...

This little fairy is so scared.

Shengge kicked the bewildered beauty into the Wangchuan River, in the same place...

After becoming a drowned chicken, the redness in the beauty's eyes finally faded away.

This is good...

"Drink or not?"

"Just soak it if you don't drink it. After soaking for a while, your mind will clear up."

You can't just have a face, you have to have a brain too, and it would be better to have a harder fist.

"drink……"

Until reincarnation, the beauty still had no chance to express her heart...

Shengge doesn't mind listening to stories, anyway, hell is boring, but the premise is that your story is exciting enough, with enough ups and downs, and you should hold back the ones that are boring in one sentence.

She is really not very interested in the matter between men and women, whether you blame me or I blame you.

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The underworld does not distinguish between day and night, and Sheng Ge can't remember how long she stayed on the Naihe Bridge. It seems that she has become accustomed to talking about Sanshengshi for so long.

When there are no ghosts, Sanshengshi's nagging is the only sound in this silent mansion.

Shengge followed Po Meng's example and stomped on the Naihe Bridge. Although the underworld didn't tremble three times, it finally summoned the bull's head and horse face.

A sentence suddenly appeared in Shengge's mind, welcome to the Summoner Grand Canyon...

Hehe, who can summon a bull-headed horse-face like her?

Can't...

(ω)hiahiahia
"Grandma and Aunt Meng, are you done frying melon seeds?"

Niu Tau Ma Mian Zhang Er couldn't figure it out, and really couldn't imagine what Po Meng could do with them other than let them go to the mortal world to bring fried melon seeds.

Shengge's black face, don't mention fried melon seeds to her, whoever mentions it is in a hurry.

She gets angry when she eats fried melon seeds...

"I want to change my taste today."

"Fish-flavored beef shreds, braised duck with four treasures, crispy peach kernels in sauce, dry-roasted shark's fin, spicy tofu, steamed meat in lotus leaves..."

Sheng Ge Ba La Ba La Ba La reported the names of dozens of dishes in one go.

Let her work every day, so she must be fed.

The expression on the bull's head and horse's face became even more distorted. What are these?
Who will tell them that Grandma and Aunt Meng never go out in the underworld all year round, but why they know more than they do.

Hum(ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻
It must have been said by those restless little ghosts. They have to take good care of the little ghosts sent to Naihe Bridge in the future.

"Grandma and Aunt Meng, can you speak again, a little slower?"

Niutauma wiped the sweat from his forehead and said cautiously.

"cannot……"

Shengge arrogantly refused.

It's not that she can't name dozens of dishes, but she doesn't know what she said...

"Go back quickly."

"I'm hungry, don't you see a lot of them, and you don't even have the strength to stomp your feet..."

Sheng Ge was talking nonsense in a serious manner.

"Yes, yes, we're going."

The bull head and horse face left the underworld with a bitter face and a dark face, and started to help Shengge find those dishes.

When does Po Meng need to eat?
Are you sure you're not deliberately tossing them?

You must know that Po Meng was born at the same time as Huang Quan, even if Yama of the Ten Temples will perish, Po Meng will not die.

Ugh……

╯﹏╰

So sad.

If someone asked them who they were most afraid of in the underworld, then it must not be Yan Luo of the Ten Palaces, but Po Meng.

It's unreasonable for Po Meng to beat someone up.

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On the Naihe Bridge, Dang Shengge began to count the time with her fingers. She hadn't eaten meat for such a long time, and she was about to fade out...

I don't know if Po Meng went to the human world and forgot to promise her something...

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Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave...

Granny Meng, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, sneezed, who was muttering behind my back...

woo woo woo...

(ω)
she regrets...

The day when she left the underworld was not at all what she had imagined.

She thought that when she came to the world, what awaited her was countless warmth, countless beauties, and countless excitement...

Facts have proved that she is not only beautiful, but also beautiful in thinking.

Just before she slipped out of the underworld, she was arrested by a monkey and taken to Huaguo Mountain, and her miserable life began.

MMP...

How did she mess with this monkey?

Being beaten, day and night, she wondered how the ugly monkey survived in the hands of such a father.

She doesn't want to stay in the world anymore, she wants to go back to the underworld, no one can stop her.

刚才打喷嚏，是不是那只爱揍人的猴子又在思考怎么揍她了？
What a terrifying thing to have such a father.

　Surprised or not, unexpected...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)