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Chapter 523 The Jade Rabbit Who Wants Not to Eat Pie (33)
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"haven't seen you for a long time?"

Jin Chanzi frowned, looking at Shengge with a half-smile.

This ability to pretend to be stupid is not small.

"Why do I remember that I don't know who hit me just now, and my shoulder is still aching."

Jin Chanzi tapped lightly, and before he had time to enjoy the joyful Sheng Ge, he was turned into a rabbit again.

Shengge: "...".

Is there anything you can't say well?

Well, the sturdy monk still practiced the most reasonable saying that if you can do it, you will never BB.

"A rake?"

"Maybe it's Marshal Canopy."

Sheng Ge talked nonsense without blushing.

"Well, maybe it's really Marshal Canopy."

Jin Chanzi curled the corners of his mouth and said in a low voice.

Shengge's heart skipped a beat, why do you think Jin Chanzi's words about marshal the canopy are so meaningful.

Don't tell her that Jin Chanzi can still associate Yutu with Zhu Bajie.

"I heard that your rake was given to you by Wukong on the way to the Western Paradise, why don't you tell me when and where Wukong sent you."

Jin Chanzi held the Zen staff and looked at Shengge with a half-hearted smile.

Jin Chanzi looked more like a bandit who went down the mountain to rob, rather than the holy monk that everyone praised.

Shengge glared at Taibai Jinxing, and it seemed that Taibai Jinxing betrayed her.

"It's been so long, Xiaoxian can't remember clearly."

"About the time when Xiaoxian wanted to forcefully marry you as his son-in-law."

Shengge smiled embarrassingly, trying hard to keep a smile on her face.

Shengge was really afraid that Jin Chanzi's hand would slip, and the Zen stick hit her directly.

She is really cowardly.

Thinking about how many little demons Jin Chanzi's Zen staff had beaten back to their original form on the way to learn Buddhist scriptures in the West, Sheng Ge shuddered.

There is no doubt about Jin Chanzi's toughness.

"is it?"

"Why do I remember that Wukong and Bajie were elsewhere at that time?"

Hearing this, Sheng Ge was stunned.

Is there such a thing?Why she has no impression at all.

However, it is indeed possible.

Who made her always be the one who was beaten in the scripture learning team.

From time to time, the Great Sage would grab her for a solo practice...

"is it?"

"Xiaoxian doesn't remember..."

Shengge instantly turned on the stubborn mode of the dead duck, and would not admit it even if he was beaten to death.

……

……

If you walk too rough, you will lose your waist: anchor, I don’t know if you have ever heard a word to be stubborn?

The more sophistry, the worse the beating will be.

The stars in the sky are shining brightly: anchor, you should follow.The great monk obviously has a conclusion in his mind now, if you confess, maybe you can leave it to the whole body.

Whole body...

Seeing these two words, Sheng Ge couldn't help but shudder.

Didn't it say that monks would not kill?
Anchor: Don't you confess?
Shengge asked weakly.

This little fairy has a bad heart, please don't be scared.

Dimly lit place: If I’m not honest, maybe we can witness with our own eyes how delicious the fried rabbit is. The only regret is that we can’t taste it ourselves.

……

……

taste...

To be honest, Sheng Ge no longer salivated when he saw the glass bastards in the live broadcast room discussing stir-fried rabbits again.

"Yutu, you must have heard of my reputation. I don't have a benevolent heart like other people in the Buddhist world."

"If you don't tell the truth, I don't mind teaching you how to make a dead rabbit."

"A rabbit died, presumably the Heavenly Court will not mobilize people to pursue it."

"After all, you rabbit is still a broom star who has caused complaints from all the immortals."

"From now on, I ask you questions, and you answer them. If you lie again, you will be killed with one sentence and one Zen stick."

Jin Chanzi had crooked eyebrows and a soft tone, but what he said was full of hostility.

Jin Chanzi has always been such a contradictory person.

Shengge was dumbfounded...

Is she throwing herself into a trap? If she had known this, she would never have fulfilled her wish for Yutu.

Is it agreed that monks will not kill?

What about the promised monks who are merciful?
What about the equality of all living beings?

really……

"One by one, one by one, help..."

Shengge started calling for her hot chicken system.

Well, the spicy chicken system has never let her down. As always, the spicy chicken will never be found when you want to find it.

It's not that Shengge doesn't want to fight Jin Chanzi, it's just that she and Jin Chanzi are too far behind to have any chance of winning.

Jade Rabbit's physique is not suitable for cultivation, let alone being sealed by Jin Chanzi before.

Therefore, in the days of Tianting, she was just eating and waiting to die, and then relying on the fresh golden finger of broom star to bluff.

"Jade Rabbit..."

"How the hell did the rake come about?"

"You have to think about it before you answer."

The Zen staff had stopped only an inch away from the top of Shengge's head. It seemed that as long as what Shengge said didn't meet Jin Chanzi's ideas, Jin Chanzi would let Shengge experience what it means to have a brain burst...

Of course, Jin Chanzi also set up a barrier to ensure that Taibai Jinxing would not hear their conversation.

After all, there are some words that Taibaijinxing cannot listen to.

No matter how friendly Taibai Jinxing treats Yutu, it can't change his own position.

Taibai Jinxing was loyal to the Jade Emperor and had no other intentions.

Do rabbits have such a thing as brains?

Shengge was a little uncertain.

The coldness on Jin Chanzi's body could not be faked, Sheng Ge said without hesitation, full of desire to survive, "Great Sage."

"Are you Zhu Bajie..."

Jin Chanzi hesitated for a moment before asking this question.

He also looks familiar with the cuteness of this fat rabbit.

Shengge raised his head in horror, it is possible that Jin Chanzi also has a so-called intuition, a so-called sixth sense.

"Do not……"

It wasn't that Shengge hadn't said the word completely, so he directly hit Jin Chanzi with a Zen stick.

it hurts...

(︿)
"Yes Yes Yes……"

"Master, please forgive the apprentice..."

Shengge didn't delay much, and just took off his vest.

Being beaten really hurts.

Anyway, in the world of Bianji, he has already exposed his vest once, and practice makes perfect for this kind of thing.

Tang Seng stared at the Shengge for a long time, then sighed.

"The last question, are you a man or a woman?"

Up to now, there is still something that Tang Seng doesn't understand.

Zhu Bajie, the disciple he once thought was cowardly, afraid of death and obscene, was actually the one with the deepest destiny.

However, is the intersection time after time good or bad, fate or calamity?
If he remembered correctly, there was a small grave in Huaguo Mountain...

If it is catastrophe, whose catastrophe is it?
He can see Wukong's past clearly, but he can't see Wukong's future.

And this stupid apprentice in front of him, he can't count the past, can't count the future.

Ugh……

Either way, the possibilities are endless.

So what can I do, it's just adding troubles in vain.

(End of this chapter)