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Chapter 9 Pig Bajie Who Wants to Marry ([-])
(Eight)

Under Shengge's stunned gaze, Tang Seng washed his face and hands, shook off his cassock, put it on his body, held a tin stick in his hand, and twirled the Buddhist beads hanging around his neck with the other hand.

Except for a slightly stronger figure than the legend, Duanduan is a kind-hearted monk who is good at eating, fasting and chanting Buddha.

It's just a big transformation.

"Bajie, you should also be quick, don't dawdle."

Master, you better stop talking, as long as you don't talk, you are still a handsome man.

"Little Bai, come and tie it up for Master."

I don't know where Tang Seng conjured up a bundle of hemp rope, and he was about to wrap it around himself.

Xiaobai tied Tang Seng to the pillar smoothly and skillfully, and tied a beautiful knot. It looked like he was a veteran driver.

Sheng Ge was stunned for a moment, it turned out that the so-called master was taken away by monsters meant that.

Who wouldn't want Tang Monk meat offered to be delivered to your door?

"Bajie, why do you look even more stupid today?"

"Hmph, you can't go back to Gao Laozhuang even if you pretend to be stupid. The master is still learning the scriptures bitterly. How can you go back to the gentle village?"

"Amitabha, form is emptiness, and emptiness is form. Buddha, forgive my disciple for his slip of the tongue."

Tang Seng really wanted to put his hands together, but it was a pity that he was bound too tightly by Xiaobai and couldn't move.

Shengge blinked and smiled embarrassingly.

Tang Seng, is it really okay for you to be so outspoken?
Rough man, you are mighty and majestic, and your eloquence is like a gust of wind...

It turned out that Tang Seng still knew Wenrouxiang, so how blind he had to be to forget about the graceful, luxurious and beautiful king of the Daughter Kingdom.

"Master, why don't you shut up your mouth too."

Tang Seng who doesn't speak still looks a bit like a holy monk.

Shengge pulled a piece of tablecloth and stuffed it directly into Tang Seng's mouth, stopping Tang Seng's rambling.

talk...

The ears were finally quiet, and Shengge sat calmly by the side, watching a bunch of funny people in the live broadcast room behaving stupidly.

"Anchor, let's see if the monk has eight-pack abs. He should be so strong."

"Anchor anchor, don't look at that monk, flirt with the handsome little brother, I want to see the little brother blush."

"Fuck it, flirt it, why do I have a premonition that this pig will chat with the stars and the sea."

……

Bah, this girl is a man of integrity, so why not marry me.

She came to complete the task, not to flirt, and refused to hook up with the purpose of not getting married.

"Xiaobai, sit closer and let the second senior brother take a good look."

Ao Lie, whose skin is as white as jade, and whose face is like a peach blossom, has an indisputable beauty. Standing there quietly, even crystals can hardly take away a ray of light from him.

When he spoke, it was another reserved and slightly shy brother next door.

Of course, this kind of brother next door is one in a million, and many people will never meet in their entire lives.

"Second brother, don't you like Miss Gao?"

Xiaobai was like a frightened little rabbit, looking at Shengge with bright eyes blinking, afraid that Shengge would do something worse than a beast.

"speak politely."

Shengge slapped the table down with a clear voice.

Maybe this voice is the only good thing about Bajie and can still attract her.

And Xiaobai, she didn't believe that the third prince who was carefully raised by the Dragon King of the West Sea would look like a little shou.

Dragons are supposed to be all-powerful and soar through the sky.

"it is good."

Xiao Bai cleared his throat, his appearance was still so dazzling, but his whole temperament had undergone an earth-shaking change.

Imposing, luxurious and majestic, the momentum of the king's presence in the world rushes towards his face.

With this look, who dares to say that this is a small subject.

"Second Senior Brother, did you escape and be caught by Senior Senior Brother?"

The person is beautiful, but the words are not so pleasing to the ear.

"Nonsense, I'm clearly looking for a vegetarian meal for you and the master together with the elder brother, so I don't think you have found someone who has been taken advantage of."

"That's good, there's one more person and someone has to carry the luggage."

How can you be cowardly in front of a beauty.

"Avalokitesvara is here..." Xiaobai's ears moved, and the next second he fell unconscious on the ground.

Dramatic.

It must be that Tang Seng played a bad role in leading the way.

"Second senior brother, do you want to faint too?"

The corner of Drifting's mouth twitched, he felt that joining the scripture learning team was the only way to get to the dark side.

Is such an unreliable group of people really the so-called salvation of Guanyin and Jade Emperor?
He was extremely skeptical.

If you say dizzy, you will be dizzy...

"Wujing, how could you take the Buddhist scriptures captive?"

A kindly and majestic voice on the river went straight to the bottom of the sea, calling out the Dharma name of Drifting Monk, which was personally taken by Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"My lord, the disciples don't know who is the person who learns the scriptures."

The Bodhisattva did not come in person, but the wooden fork walker.

After a lot of back and forth, Drifting spoke perfectly, and everything was pushed to ignorance.

Shengge doubted that this eloquent person who lied without changing his face was Drifting's second personality.

In front of Mucha Xingzhe, Sand Monk untied Tang Monk's rope in fear and fear, then knelt down and kowtowed to his master to convert to Buddhism.

"There is no limit to the sea of ​​suffering. Turning back is the shore. Since you have sincerely converted to my Buddha, there is no reason for the poor monk not to accept it."

"My Buddha is merciful and saves everyone."

There is no need for Mucha Xingzhe to say anything, and the beautiful picture of the clothes, the master, the apprentice, and the filial piety is presented.

Shengge was able to calmly watch the two actors acting.

For some reason, Sheng Ge felt a little sympathetic to that wooden fork walker, and didn't see Tang Seng's disgusted expression, so he almost said directly that you still don't leave.

Shengge guessed that if Tang Seng wasn't afraid of breaking the character set, he would have thrown the wooden fork out.

Mu Cha, who was bored, left angrily, looking a little displeased.

"I'm exhausted."

Tang Seng moved his hands and feet, and sat on the ground without any posture, picking out his ears.

Drifting Monk is like a loyal guard, obediently staying behind Tang Monk, working hard without complaint.

Sun Wukong is like a monitor, looking at Shengge from 360 degrees without any dead angle
Dasheng, can you stop looking at this girl with such eyes, it makes you panic.

"You wanted to escape again?"

Sun Wukong hit Shengge's back with a stick, mercilessly.

Inexplicably, Sheng Ge has a sense of déjà vu when he was criticized by the dean for playing the board when he was in school.

This girl is a top student and seeks accommodation.

"Miss Gao is just an ordinary person. The other party has disliked you so far, so you are trying to curry favor. How about your face?"

"Think about the wealth you have earned for the Gao family, and then look at the other party's racking their brains to get rid of you. Are you stupid?"

"Pig brain."

"Even if you can't forget the mortal world, and you can't let go of your emotions and desires, you might as well think about Chang'e, at least you still have some pursuit."

Sun Wukong hated iron for being weak and hit Shengge again with a stick, and Shengge grinned in pain.

"Brother Hou thinks Gao Cuilan is not good enough for me?"

This was the first time Shengge had heard of this theory, and it turned out that his brothers were closer.

(End of this chapter)