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Chapter 91 Ordinary Life

Lu Zhengming said with a shocked expression: "If I still have something to do, I will go back to the lobby of the Ministry of Justice with Tian Kuitian to see the minister of the Ministry of Justice. See you later." Lu Zhengming took Tian Kui and fled in a hurry, Zeng Yunfeng smiled and shook his head.

After a while, a fat man was brought in from outside Yixiaotang, with Lu Zhong standing next to him.

Zeng Yunfeng looked at Lu Zhong's expression where his eyes were rolling, and knew that this time it was Lu Zhong's work again, so he gave Xi Laile a wink.

I don't know why these people are so persistent in their internal struggles, and the Qing Dynasty is about to perish, everyone.

Xilaile touched the fat man's pulse and stomach, and immediately knew that these people were trying to fuck themselves again.

Xi Laile received Zeng Yunfeng's wink and touched his beard, so he said to the fat man: "I think you have a tumor in your stomach, do you know what a tumor is? Do you want to treat it quickly or slowly? ".

Lu Zhong next to him said: "Of course I want to get rid of it soon."

Then Xilaile said: "Will it be cured quickly? Of course, some blood will be required.".

Xilaile then asked the fat man with a smile and said, "Will it work?".

Lu Zhong next to him said, "Oh, if it can be cured, what's the point of bleeding?".

But the fat man said eagerly: "What if there is blood and it can't be cured?".

Xi Laile said: "If you can't cure it, if you can't cure it, you smashed the brand of my Yixiaotang.".

Lu Zhong, who was next to him, was waiting for Xi Laile's words, and then said: "Okay, a word is settled.".

Zeng Yunfeng next to him smiled when he saw this. Smith specially gave Xilaile a set of surgical tools as a gift. This tool looked scary.

At Xilaile, I asked Defuer to bring all the equipment, and he was going to operate on this fat man and cut his belly open for him.

Seeing that Xilaile was about to take off Fatty's clothes, Lu Zhong, who was beside him, was also a little flustered and asked Xilaile, "Why are you taking off your clothes?".

Here Xilaile held a knife and said to the fat man's stomach: "Of course, he cut his stomach open, and after cutting it, he took out all the intestines and everything, found the tumor, cut it off, and then Just stuff the intestines back and sew up the stomach, that’s it.”

And when Zeng Yunfeng saw Xilaile asking Telford to bring up a lot of surgical equipment, Telford blew lightly, and the ashes rose high.

If this kind of surgical equipment is used to open the fat man's stomach, it is estimated that even if the operation is successful, the fat man will die of infection.

Seeing such an unreliable scene, this fat man didn't have a clue in his heart, he couldn't panic, and he also heard that when the foreigner used this method for surgery, seven or eight out of ten died. commonplace.

But Xilaile said at this time that if it is not cured, his brand will be smashed.

The fat man rolled his eyes, thinking that even if he smashed the sign in the future, he would be dead. This kind of thing can't be done, but it's not worth it at all.

Fatty felt that he had just received a little money, and if he put his life in it, it would be a big loss.

Seeing that Xilaile was killing a pig, he rubbed the knife on Defu's body and scratched on his clothes. This scalpel was ridiculously sharp. When the fat man gestures on his stomach.

Lu Zhong, who was next to him, was also a little panicked and asked, "What are you doing? Xi Langzhong, how do you treat this? Are you treating a disease or killing a pig?"

The fat man lying there heard this, his blood was half cold, and his cold sweat broke down.

And Xilaile next to him said solemnly: "I will cut his stomach open for him, and then take out the tumor!".

Then Xi Laile went on to say, "I'm a middle-of-the-roader, and I can do whatever I want." After speaking, he turned his head and ignored Lu Zhong.

Then Xilaile added a concept that Lu Zhengming, Tian Kui and Smith had instilled in him recently, and Zeng Yunfeng often instilled some foreign medical skills in him. Although Xilaile didn't understand him well, he felt very powerful. .

So this time Xilaile used this method to choke Lu Zhong and said, "I use Western medicine, do you understand!".

Then Lu Zhong, who was next to him, thought for a while, and then said, "But you, you have to cut his stomach open, what if the intestines flow out?".

Xilai Le said indifferently: "When the intestines flow out, put them back in, and then sew them with needles and threads."

And then there was a person who was talking about it, and that was Telford. Telford whispered: "Master, this doctor, Mr. Smith, didn't give us the needle and thread to sew our belly."

Xi Laile thought for a moment and immediately said, "Go and fetch the needle and thread that your mistress used for the sole of the shoe, and then go and fetch the ink bucket." The two seemed to be talking about cross talk.

Telford said: "Okay, I'll wait for you." He shouted and went out.

But the fat man heard this sentence, and his heart was even more uncertain, and he looked back at Lu Zhong with eager eyes.

Lu Zhong next to him calmed down and said: "Xi Langzhong, you are a knife, a needle, and a thread. When you die, you have to bear it. My cousin and my friends are not vegetarians. .".

Xilai Le laughed and said, "It's dead, I'll take care of it, you can stay by the side.".

Zeng Yunfeng laughed beside him. Zeng Yunfeng couldn't help it. In this open air environment, the surroundings were not covered at all, and it was not a sterile environment. The surgical equipment was not sterilized, and there was no anesthesia. Fatty was not infected for the time being, so he opened the operation naked, and the pain caused him to die.

Zeng Yunfeng was next to him, and he also acted as a crosstalk slam, and said to Xi Laile: "Xi Langzhong, if you go down with this knife, he will be hurt to death, or you can find something to bite him.".

Xilaile said, "Why do you have to do that? I said, you can bear with me." Xilaile said to the fat man under the knife.

Fatty's cold sweat poured out, and his tense mouth was dry.

When the ink bucket line bounced on the fat man's belly, Lu Zhong next to him couldn't help but said, "Xi Langzhong, what are you doing here?".

Xi Laile said: "You brother, you have intractable diseases. We can't use our traditional Chinese medicine. You have to use Western medicine to open your stomach. I'm afraid I will make him crooked."

Lu Zhong said: "Xi Langzhong, you have always practiced traditional Chinese medicine. When did you start playing with western medicine again?".

Xilangzhong Xilaile said: "When we come to the big world of Beijing, we men must learn something new. A few days ago, I specially watched this Xiyangzhong Smith perform a successful evisceration operation, and the person is not dead yet. ".

Zeng Yunfeng couldn't help holding the teacup and laughed again. The tea was sprayed all over the floor. After Xilaile went to see the surgery last time, when he came back, he didn't dare to eat meat for three days. What are you pretending to be here? Lu Zhong glanced at Zeng Yunfeng and murmured in his heart.

Xilaile also asked his apprentice to bring Smith the picture from Lang. The picture is quite shocking. This is a picture of the human body that Smith and these surgeons in the West depicted on the entire body of the human body during the surgical dissection. , This picture has stripped the human skin, and then only bones, muscles and internal organs are left in the whole body.The whole person can't see the human appearance.

Xi Laile showed this picture to the fat man and said, "Do you see it, your tumor grows in this position, behind this intestine.".

Xilaile held the knife to Fatty's stomach and said, "I'm going to cut your stomach open for him.".

What Xilaile said later was that it was getting more and more infiltrating. Fatty listened, his face turned pale, his legs were shaking, and after this process, the fatty's lips turned blue.

After Xilaile finished speaking, he said, "Come on, my apprentice, bring me this knife.".

The fat man had already started to mourn, and said to Lu Zhong who was beside him with a dejected expression and pleading eyes: "Master Lu!".

However, Lu Zhong gave Fatty a firm look on his face. Fatty was lying on this door with tears streaming down his face. He really didn't want to play with this group of people.

Looking at Xilaile next to him, it seemed that he was going to come to the real world, and he was going to give him a knife. Xilaile asked again: "Do you still have a stomachache?".

Fatty just accepted Lu Zhong's firm look, and he had no choice but to reply that it hurts.

Then Xilaile opened his stance, ready to stab him with a knife, and the fat man next to him looked at Lu Zhong's slightly uneasy eyes, and at this time Xilaile decided to add fire to the fat man, facing the German beside him. Fu said: "Telfu, go and get a big wooden basin. I want a big one."

Xilaile then said to the fat man very kindly: "Wait a while, I will open your stomach with one stroke, that intestines will definitely flow out, I can't let your intestines flow all over the place.".

When Telford brought a wooden basin, the fat man looked up at the wooden basin, closed his eyes unbearably, turned his head away, and his face was full of convulsions.

At this time, Xilai Le added another fire and said, "No, this basin is too small, bring the basin where your wife and sister took a bath."

Xilai Le said to the fat man again: "Brother, your stomach, your intestines, your heart, your lungs, your pee, and a small wooden basin can't hold it, so you need a big one."

Then the big wooden basin came, and Xi Laile said, "Okay, this basin is okay, come on, brother, close your eyes, it hurts a little bit, but ah, just hurt a little, you won't know anything.".

Fatty couldn't take it anymore, and then suddenly said: "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, Mr. Lu, I didn't say that I want to scratch my stomach earlier.".

Lu Zhong was dragged by the fat man with an embarrassed expression on his face, and he wanted to leave immediately.

And Xilaile next to him struck while the iron was hot and said, "Telfu, Defuer is holding him down. Look at him, look at him, he is seriously ill and starts talking nonsense."

Then he was about to start to open his stomach, and the fat man hurriedly got up from the door, jumped up in an instant, and ran out of the hall laughing.

Xi Laile and Zeng Yunfeng looked at each other and laughed.

This Xi Laile has a really strong sense of humor. This time, this Lu Zhong can be taken seriously.

These people that Lu Zhong was looking for were not afraid of anything. They didn't find the right people. If they found some powerful people in the arena, Xilai Leke would not be able to come down to the stage today.

There is a number one person in the arena, who specializes in this matter, and there are still them.

How did they do it?They don't beat you, but they beat themselves, he asks you for money, and if you don't give it, he cuts a piece of flesh on himself, drenched in blood, and hands it to you as a gift, if you dare to take it, he will cut another piece, Until you dare not take it, then you give him the money obediently.

There are people like this in the arena. If Xilaile encounters such a person this time, Xilaile will be planted.

This kind of person is the most powerful. Not only does he blackmail people, he even dares to blackmail the court. In the granary of the capital, people often do this kind of thing.

Every once in a while, the granary in the capital will transport a large amount of rice grain, passing through the middle of the road, this kind of person will lie in the middle of the road to transport the grain from the granary, and wait for the carriage to pass over his lap while it is dark. .

Even if the escort officer of the granary saw it, he would not speak, and would directly let the carriage pass over it. If the person did not say a word or cried out in pain, after passing by, the person could eat the imperial grain to death.

But if you dare to cry out in pain, or even squeak, you will be embarrassed, not only will you not be able to eat the royal food, but you will have to be kicked out from there.

This number of people on the rivers and lakes is dedicated to doing this. Not only is it ruthless enough, but also more ruthless to himself. It is said that in the entire Qing Dynasty, six people completed this kind of thing of eating the imperial food of the imperial court. This is simply not something ordinary people can do.

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