My Hong Kong Island Filmmaker
Chapter 1021 That boy is so handsome, the boy who plays with water guns!
Chapter 1021 That boy is so handsome, the boy who plays with water guns!
PS: Ask for a recommendation ticket, ask for a monthly ticket! ! !
Harvey Weinstein parked his flashy red Cadillac Hymn in the parking lot of the Costco supermarket, opened the car door, and walked out with a step that no one would recognize.
The small pink plastic basket containing the toiletries on the co-pilot exudes the temperament that only Cadillac riders should have.
It turns out that a Cadillac owner who doesn't like to shower is not a good LSP.
Seeing him walking towards him with a smile on his face, Xiaozu Wu seemed to see a series of numbers jumping in front of his eyes: this US entertainment LSP is still active for 23 days before being sentenced to 10793 years in prison.
Forget it.
Don't discuss mathematics with Wu Xiaozu, because no one knows mathematics better than him.
I have been in Los Angeles for 3 days, Lin Mitao 6 times, Aniston 7 times, an average of ≈4.33333...times per day, each tube of intake is guaranteed to maintain quality and quantity, and keep spending hundreds of millions...
"You wear smoky makeup? The dark circles under your eyes are so deep..."
"Recently I've been staying up all night writing scripts." Wu Xiaozu pushed the shopping cart towards the trunk to put barbecue supplies, twisted his body, his waist seemed to stretch... the box in his hand fell down.
A dozen boxes of large-sized Durex spilled on the ground.
The white-haired old lady next to him couldn't help but exclaimed, and looked sideways frequently, just in time to see Wu Xiaozu's upturned buttocks when he bent down to pick it up.
"You're the only one here today?" Harvey looked around and offered to help pick it up. He wanted to pack a box, but when he saw the size... he threw it back when he was so deflated.
"That's why I called you over to help."
Wu Xiaozu smiled, and looked at Harvey who was helping him, "The bodyguards and servants are busy with barbecue at home, there is something missing, I happened to drive out with Jack to help buy.
I need to adapt to life in Los Angeles, isn't it?You can't always bring bodyguards with you. "
"Yeah~ It's very safe here. In fact, there is no need for any bodyguards..." Harvey smiled and tilted his mouth.
Bang bang bang!
Da Da Da Da!
Not far away, the siren blared, and the LAPD chased a fleeing yellow Chevrolet taxi in a black and white police car, and shot at it frantically, and the latter unleashed bullets to fight back.
The customers shopping at Costco here are used to it, and even slowly vomited eye circles, and then Wu Xiaozu saw the kind-faced, white-haired old lady beside him silently pulling out a gun for self-defense from the car, and He deliberately glanced at Wu Xiaozu.
"Article [-] of the Bill of Rights clearly states that the right of the people to keep and bear arms is inviolable." Harvey spread his hands, "Come to the United States because you don't have a green card. But you can apply for a valid gun license, hunting license or permit .Trust me, those guys won't turn down your money.
Besides, this is California, which is much safer than Texas. "
Convex (fuck dish f*ck)!
"I'll think about it." Wu Xiaozu shrugged his shoulders as he heard the gunshots fading away, then turned to look at the white-haired old lady beside him, "Ma'am, I think you should put it away..." pointing He pointed to the gun in the opponent's hand.
"Boy, don't worry, it's safer than Durex." The old lady flicked the gun in her hand and asked curiously, "Japanese? Koreans?"
"Chinese."
"Oh, what a sexy little guy. This is my phone number. I won't refuse you to invite me for a cup of coffee." The old lady joked with a smile, and reached out to pat Wu Xiaozu's butt.
"..."
Seeing the big pickup driving away with a kick of the accelerator, Wu Xiaozu was extremely embarrassed.
"Wow... here's yours." Cheng Long was holding a paper bag of food, happened to witness this scene, and couldn't help joking, "The old ladies in America seem to like yours very much."
"Maybe he is longer..." Harvey smiled with a pun and gestured to the heights of Cheng Long and Wu Xiaozu, "And you are shorter."
Uncle Long stared, not understanding. . . . .But seeing the two of them having fun, he also followed suit.Then he accidentally kissed the latter's chest with his elbow.
The painful Harvey has not been relieved for a long time...
"You need to find an English teacher to teach you English as soon as possible." Wu Xiaozu packed the supplies in the trunk, "If you want to survive here, you must pass the language test.
They—" pointing to Harvey, "don't like subtitles when watching movies, so maybe our "Detective Chinatown" needs English.I guess you don't want your movie to be dubbed by someone who doesn't know what it is? "
"No problem." Cheng Long nodded.
When it comes to work, he seems very serious.
"How are the other characters doing?" Wu Xiaozu looked at Harvey again.
Although he is a scumbag, the relationship between the two of them can be regarded as partners and they are in the honeymoon period.And with the release of "Seven Sins", the relationship may become more harmonious.
Wu Xiaozu wanted to gain a firm foothold, but for the time being he couldn't do without this vulgar Jew.
Although this relationship will not last forever, at least the other party is very suitable for him now.The interests of the two are also the same... Harvey himself also needs a strong partner, and Wu Xiaozu is obviously suitable for this role.
An influential director in Asia-Pacific and Europe.
And, very rich.
"Several less important roles have been cast through the Screen Actors Union, so it's not a big problem. But the second protagonist you asked for..." Harvey raised Mung Bean's eyes, "Although Hollywood has the most handsome guys, but your request It's a little high."
Shrugged and said: "Or, you use your own appearance standards to ask others? It's too difficult... There can't be such a boy. Unless you are willing to play this role yourself."
Cheng Long felt a little sick for no reason.
"Most people still look like Jack," Harvey said.
Um? ?
Uncle Long's face turned black, feeling offended again.
"Hahaha……"
At this moment, a sunny, handsome, charming and clean blond boy ran past me happily holding a water gun, followed by a weathered woman, looking at the boy with a smile.
"Oh Schett~ I take back what I just said."
Harvey Weinstein looked at the boy in front of him with bright eyes, like an old pervert seeing a beautiful woman... His whole body trembled slightly.
"It turns out that there is really a man whose looks can rival Azu's~~" Cheng Long was also amazed by the boy with the water gun running around in front of him.
Wu Xiaozu turned his head, also startled.
That kid is so handsome!
Really.
Because of his good looks, Wu Xiaozu's eyes are very handsome for men... Only readers who read books can see him.
However, the boy in front of him is indeed very 'beautiful'.
"Leo~" Fengshuang's woman greeted the boy with a smile, but found three men walking towards her.
"What's up?"
Subconsciously hugging the bag in his hand, he glanced at the other party, and found that the other party's clothes did not look like those who robbed Nigger and Lao Mo.
"Oh, I'm sorry. Ma'am, we don't have any malicious intentions." Harvey smiled and opened his hands, and offered a business card, "I'm a producer of a film company, and I saw your... boy .”
"My boy." The woman glanced at the boy running not far away, and waved at him, "Leo~ come here."
The boy came running with a water gun.
I don't know why, although he is very handsome, but when he runs with a water gun, he always has a feeling of being unrestrained and loving freedom.
"I am the owner and producer of Miramax Films. This is John Wu, not only the owner of Touchstone Films, but also a director. Jack Cheng, an action star." Harvey introduced with a smile.
"Action star?" The woman and the pretty boy stared at Cheng Long.
"Martial arts action star." Wu Xiaozu added.
After all, it's not far from the San Fernando Valley.
The woman glanced at the boy, nodded to Wu Xiaozu and Harvey, "Call me Emmeline. This is my son Leonardo."
"Leonardo da Vinci?" Wu Xiaozu asked with a smile.
"Yeah, I saw da Vinci's paintings when I was traveling with him and he kicked me in the stomach, so I guess God wanted him to be Leonardo DiCaprio."
Yes.
The beautiful boy in front of him wearing a collar and looking clean but rebellious in the sun is Xiao Lizi.
Thinking about it, when the 40-year-old Xiao Lizi ran with a water gun in the future, he looked at the past affectionately, and his eyes were full of shadows of his youth.
"You want me to act in a movie?" Xiao Lizi asked suddenly.
"Maybe you can try it." Wu Xiaozu looked at the 17-year-old Xiao Li and smiled slightly, "I want to make a movie recently, but I need a male lead."
"Are there a lot of lines??" Xiao Lizi asked hurriedly, eyes full of longing.
He was electrocuted when he was 5 years old, and he started shooting commercials when he was 14 years old. He has been an advertising spokesperson for children's products such as oatmeal, toys, and bubble gum. When he was 15 years old, he also filmed the soap opera "Santa Barbara". Yes, it was the address where Xiaozu Wu lived.
American version of family soap opera.
"It should be quite a lot." Wu Xiaozu and Harvey looked at each other and smiled.
"I have an audition for my film at Miramax this Saturday, if you're interested. Oh, by the way, are you a member of the Screen Actors Guild?" Harvey asked directly.
In fact, he didn't mind Wu Xiaozu's choice of actors from the Screen Actors Union at first, because it was expensive and troublesome...their independent production companies can save as much as they can, and they will secretly save a lot of money on this.
However, Wu Xiaozu insisted that he must be a member of the Screen Actors Union.
"Leo is a member of the Screen Actors Union, but I am his guardian." Emmeline asked proactively, "Can I ask, what kind of character is this?"
"I'm great playing the problem boy." Xiao Lizi chimed in from the side.
"Sorry... Leo played two troubled teenagers in "Santa Barbara". He is currently studying in an actor training class." Emmeline explained embarrassingly.
"Don't worry ma'am, this character is a detective's assistant. I can't tell you the specific story. But you can check my company and myself. And... Maybe you didn't realize that standing in front of you You can check the identities of the director and the gentleman in the Screen Actors Union or other places.
You know, there are a lot of liars in the industry these days.
But we are not.
This Saturday if interested. "
Harvey himself is very familiar with this set of procedures, and at the same time, he is also well aware of the various messes in the circle.
"Pretty boy, I hope to see you on Saturday." Wu Xiaozu smiled at Xiao Li before leaving.
Well, the two have quite the same hobbies... a natural affection.
Jack Cheng + Leonardo DiCaprio?
Quite an interesting combination, isn't it?
In fact, in terms of height, Brother Cruise is more suitable to play with Brother Long... It's a pity that the other party is already very popular now.
Wu Xiaozu couldn't afford such a high salary.
My waist is really twisted...it hurts a lot.
(End of this chapter)
PS: Ask for a recommendation ticket, ask for a monthly ticket! ! !
Harvey Weinstein parked his flashy red Cadillac Hymn in the parking lot of the Costco supermarket, opened the car door, and walked out with a step that no one would recognize.
The small pink plastic basket containing the toiletries on the co-pilot exudes the temperament that only Cadillac riders should have.
It turns out that a Cadillac owner who doesn't like to shower is not a good LSP.
Seeing him walking towards him with a smile on his face, Xiaozu Wu seemed to see a series of numbers jumping in front of his eyes: this US entertainment LSP is still active for 23 days before being sentenced to 10793 years in prison.
Forget it.
Don't discuss mathematics with Wu Xiaozu, because no one knows mathematics better than him.
I have been in Los Angeles for 3 days, Lin Mitao 6 times, Aniston 7 times, an average of ≈4.33333...times per day, each tube of intake is guaranteed to maintain quality and quantity, and keep spending hundreds of millions...
"You wear smoky makeup? The dark circles under your eyes are so deep..."
"Recently I've been staying up all night writing scripts." Wu Xiaozu pushed the shopping cart towards the trunk to put barbecue supplies, twisted his body, his waist seemed to stretch... the box in his hand fell down.
A dozen boxes of large-sized Durex spilled on the ground.
The white-haired old lady next to him couldn't help but exclaimed, and looked sideways frequently, just in time to see Wu Xiaozu's upturned buttocks when he bent down to pick it up.
"You're the only one here today?" Harvey looked around and offered to help pick it up. He wanted to pack a box, but when he saw the size... he threw it back when he was so deflated.
"That's why I called you over to help."
Wu Xiaozu smiled, and looked at Harvey who was helping him, "The bodyguards and servants are busy with barbecue at home, there is something missing, I happened to drive out with Jack to help buy.
I need to adapt to life in Los Angeles, isn't it?You can't always bring bodyguards with you. "
"Yeah~ It's very safe here. In fact, there is no need for any bodyguards..." Harvey smiled and tilted his mouth.
Bang bang bang!
Da Da Da Da!
Not far away, the siren blared, and the LAPD chased a fleeing yellow Chevrolet taxi in a black and white police car, and shot at it frantically, and the latter unleashed bullets to fight back.
The customers shopping at Costco here are used to it, and even slowly vomited eye circles, and then Wu Xiaozu saw the kind-faced, white-haired old lady beside him silently pulling out a gun for self-defense from the car, and He deliberately glanced at Wu Xiaozu.
"Article [-] of the Bill of Rights clearly states that the right of the people to keep and bear arms is inviolable." Harvey spread his hands, "Come to the United States because you don't have a green card. But you can apply for a valid gun license, hunting license or permit .Trust me, those guys won't turn down your money.
Besides, this is California, which is much safer than Texas. "
Convex (fuck dish f*ck)!
"I'll think about it." Wu Xiaozu shrugged his shoulders as he heard the gunshots fading away, then turned to look at the white-haired old lady beside him, "Ma'am, I think you should put it away..." pointing He pointed to the gun in the opponent's hand.
"Boy, don't worry, it's safer than Durex." The old lady flicked the gun in her hand and asked curiously, "Japanese? Koreans?"
"Chinese."
"Oh, what a sexy little guy. This is my phone number. I won't refuse you to invite me for a cup of coffee." The old lady joked with a smile, and reached out to pat Wu Xiaozu's butt.
"..."
Seeing the big pickup driving away with a kick of the accelerator, Wu Xiaozu was extremely embarrassed.
"Wow... here's yours." Cheng Long was holding a paper bag of food, happened to witness this scene, and couldn't help joking, "The old ladies in America seem to like yours very much."
"Maybe he is longer..." Harvey smiled with a pun and gestured to the heights of Cheng Long and Wu Xiaozu, "And you are shorter."
Uncle Long stared, not understanding. . . . .But seeing the two of them having fun, he also followed suit.Then he accidentally kissed the latter's chest with his elbow.
The painful Harvey has not been relieved for a long time...
"You need to find an English teacher to teach you English as soon as possible." Wu Xiaozu packed the supplies in the trunk, "If you want to survive here, you must pass the language test.
They—" pointing to Harvey, "don't like subtitles when watching movies, so maybe our "Detective Chinatown" needs English.I guess you don't want your movie to be dubbed by someone who doesn't know what it is? "
"No problem." Cheng Long nodded.
When it comes to work, he seems very serious.
"How are the other characters doing?" Wu Xiaozu looked at Harvey again.
Although he is a scumbag, the relationship between the two of them can be regarded as partners and they are in the honeymoon period.And with the release of "Seven Sins", the relationship may become more harmonious.
Wu Xiaozu wanted to gain a firm foothold, but for the time being he couldn't do without this vulgar Jew.
Although this relationship will not last forever, at least the other party is very suitable for him now.The interests of the two are also the same... Harvey himself also needs a strong partner, and Wu Xiaozu is obviously suitable for this role.
An influential director in Asia-Pacific and Europe.
And, very rich.
"Several less important roles have been cast through the Screen Actors Union, so it's not a big problem. But the second protagonist you asked for..." Harvey raised Mung Bean's eyes, "Although Hollywood has the most handsome guys, but your request It's a little high."
Shrugged and said: "Or, you use your own appearance standards to ask others? It's too difficult... There can't be such a boy. Unless you are willing to play this role yourself."
Cheng Long felt a little sick for no reason.
"Most people still look like Jack," Harvey said.
Um? ?
Uncle Long's face turned black, feeling offended again.
"Hahaha……"
At this moment, a sunny, handsome, charming and clean blond boy ran past me happily holding a water gun, followed by a weathered woman, looking at the boy with a smile.
"Oh Schett~ I take back what I just said."
Harvey Weinstein looked at the boy in front of him with bright eyes, like an old pervert seeing a beautiful woman... His whole body trembled slightly.
"It turns out that there is really a man whose looks can rival Azu's~~" Cheng Long was also amazed by the boy with the water gun running around in front of him.
Wu Xiaozu turned his head, also startled.
That kid is so handsome!
Really.
Because of his good looks, Wu Xiaozu's eyes are very handsome for men... Only readers who read books can see him.
However, the boy in front of him is indeed very 'beautiful'.
"Leo~" Fengshuang's woman greeted the boy with a smile, but found three men walking towards her.
"What's up?"
Subconsciously hugging the bag in his hand, he glanced at the other party, and found that the other party's clothes did not look like those who robbed Nigger and Lao Mo.
"Oh, I'm sorry. Ma'am, we don't have any malicious intentions." Harvey smiled and opened his hands, and offered a business card, "I'm a producer of a film company, and I saw your... boy .”
"My boy." The woman glanced at the boy running not far away, and waved at him, "Leo~ come here."
The boy came running with a water gun.
I don't know why, although he is very handsome, but when he runs with a water gun, he always has a feeling of being unrestrained and loving freedom.
"I am the owner and producer of Miramax Films. This is John Wu, not only the owner of Touchstone Films, but also a director. Jack Cheng, an action star." Harvey introduced with a smile.
"Action star?" The woman and the pretty boy stared at Cheng Long.
"Martial arts action star." Wu Xiaozu added.
After all, it's not far from the San Fernando Valley.
The woman glanced at the boy, nodded to Wu Xiaozu and Harvey, "Call me Emmeline. This is my son Leonardo."
"Leonardo da Vinci?" Wu Xiaozu asked with a smile.
"Yeah, I saw da Vinci's paintings when I was traveling with him and he kicked me in the stomach, so I guess God wanted him to be Leonardo DiCaprio."
Yes.
The beautiful boy in front of him wearing a collar and looking clean but rebellious in the sun is Xiao Lizi.
Thinking about it, when the 40-year-old Xiao Lizi ran with a water gun in the future, he looked at the past affectionately, and his eyes were full of shadows of his youth.
"You want me to act in a movie?" Xiao Lizi asked suddenly.
"Maybe you can try it." Wu Xiaozu looked at the 17-year-old Xiao Li and smiled slightly, "I want to make a movie recently, but I need a male lead."
"Are there a lot of lines??" Xiao Lizi asked hurriedly, eyes full of longing.
He was electrocuted when he was 5 years old, and he started shooting commercials when he was 14 years old. He has been an advertising spokesperson for children's products such as oatmeal, toys, and bubble gum. When he was 15 years old, he also filmed the soap opera "Santa Barbara". Yes, it was the address where Xiaozu Wu lived.
American version of family soap opera.
"It should be quite a lot." Wu Xiaozu and Harvey looked at each other and smiled.
"I have an audition for my film at Miramax this Saturday, if you're interested. Oh, by the way, are you a member of the Screen Actors Guild?" Harvey asked directly.
In fact, he didn't mind Wu Xiaozu's choice of actors from the Screen Actors Union at first, because it was expensive and troublesome...their independent production companies can save as much as they can, and they will secretly save a lot of money on this.
However, Wu Xiaozu insisted that he must be a member of the Screen Actors Union.
"Leo is a member of the Screen Actors Union, but I am his guardian." Emmeline asked proactively, "Can I ask, what kind of character is this?"
"I'm great playing the problem boy." Xiao Lizi chimed in from the side.
"Sorry... Leo played two troubled teenagers in "Santa Barbara". He is currently studying in an actor training class." Emmeline explained embarrassingly.
"Don't worry ma'am, this character is a detective's assistant. I can't tell you the specific story. But you can check my company and myself. And... Maybe you didn't realize that standing in front of you You can check the identities of the director and the gentleman in the Screen Actors Union or other places.
You know, there are a lot of liars in the industry these days.
But we are not.
This Saturday if interested. "
Harvey himself is very familiar with this set of procedures, and at the same time, he is also well aware of the various messes in the circle.
"Pretty boy, I hope to see you on Saturday." Wu Xiaozu smiled at Xiao Li before leaving.
Well, the two have quite the same hobbies... a natural affection.
Jack Cheng + Leonardo DiCaprio?
Quite an interesting combination, isn't it?
In fact, in terms of height, Brother Cruise is more suitable to play with Brother Long... It's a pity that the other party is already very popular now.
Wu Xiaozu couldn't afford such a high salary.
My waist is really twisted...it hurts a lot.
(End of this chapter)
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