My Hong Kong Island Filmmaker

Chapter 949 Stallone with facial paralysis, successfully learned to practice

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1990年5月11日，凌晨01：30分，Majestic Barrière酒店的宴会大厅举办着舞会。

There was a beautiful and melodious melody flowing in the hall, and the soothing rhythm danced gently in the air, arousing the emotions of the morons and women on the scene.

Harvey Weinstein poured some white granules on the back of his hand, put his nose on the furry back of his hand, took a quick breath, his face flushed instantly, and he looked very excited, "Authentic Colombian goods."

"NO, I prefer Cuban products."

Wu Xiaozu took out a Cohiba aluminum tube with familiarity, unscrewed it gently, took out the cut cigar inside, put it in his mouth, lit it slowly and evenly with a spray gun, wrapped it deeply, and let it sit on the taste buds of his mouth Stopped, and then slowly exhaled the smoke.

In the cyan smoke, I happened to see a "gangster" with a stiff face, mouth corners down, drooping triangular eyes, wearing an army green shirt, a gray suit, and a back-cut hair standing in the middle of the stage, surrounded by active Opportunists who come forward to compliment.

Facts have proved that a man with facial paralysis can easily become a star...for example, a certain facial paralysis in Japan is the same.

"Sylvester Enzio Stallone, now a top Hollywood action star, a famous screenwriter and producer." Harvey rubbed his face slightly excitedly.

The "First Blood" series is an action movie, but it is also a patriotic educational movie.The Rambo series, the more naked political movies it gets towards the end, is in line with the Reagan period's emphasis on reshaping the image of a great power and advocating the concept of "new patriotism", and it also conforms to the psychology of the audience... so it became the most successful in the 80s One of the action movie series.

Many people think that "First Blood" is anti-war and belongs to the extreme left.But after seeing the movie, Reagan once famously said something "to the effect of 'Next time there's a terrorist attack, I know what to do.'"

In fact, the Beacon Country has been playing this trick all the time. This is their conventional method. Even if they want to sell war, they will definitely use the banner of anti-war.

Whoa! ! !
While the shit father-in-law was standing in the middle of the stage enjoying the praise of everyone, a strong, tall man with a tough face walked in in a suit and leather shoes. The surrounding lights seemed to be hung with thunder and lightning, and the dry ice was blown out to create a stage effect—T- 800 came.

As soon as this figure appeared, Stallone's face changed...sorry, the face with paralyzed and stiff face doesn't seem to change. Looking at the face of the three daughters in the future timeline, it's all because the shit is too thick. Father-in-law changed his face, no matter what , the anger revealed by the triangular eyes is undoubtedly expressed, and he is very unhappy with the visitor.

Yes, the man in front of him with BGM on stage is the number one action superstar in Hollywood today: Arnold Schwarzenegger.

That's right, although the level of shit is too thick, Arnold Schwarzenegger is indeed superior in terms of business, influence and pay.

The two tough guys saw each other at the first sight across the crowd.

Schwarzenegger: A guy with a crooked mouth and squinting eyes!

Stallone: ​​A jerk who looks like a piano.

Don't doubt, the above two mental descriptions are the real reaction of each other when they see each other. They said this to the people around them when they met for the first time...Obviously, tough guy characters also need to be torn to resolve.

Of course, the most important thing is that Stallone, an iron-headed kid with an IQ of 160, was tricked by the old Yin and Yang-it turns out that no matter how high the IQ is, he can't deal with the old silver coins.

At the beginning, the old Yin Yang Shi slept with a model named Brigitte Nelson, and the latter was entangled, but Schwarzenegger had already climbed up to He Pangpang... Bah!Climb Maria Shriver of the Kennedys.

As an old onmyoji Schwarzenegger who came from Austria and could become a big star, he naturally understands what is beneficial to him.

Naturally, he wanted to get rid of his model in a hurry, and then...he played a trick of mischief, and dumped this trouble on Shi Tainong, who was going through a divorce at the time...Schwarzenegger became the queen's wife who held the red line once ... The specific operation is very annoying.

At that time, Tie Han Han with an IQ of 160 was too thick. At that time, his career was on the rise but his relationship was at a low point. When he met the enthusiastic Blangit, he felt like he had met an angel. Soon, he got married in a hurry! (Remember to get married, there will be an exam later!)

But it didn't take long for Tie Hanhan to realize something was wrong.

Although he is Tie Hanhan, he is Tie Hanhan with an IQ of 160 after all! ! ! !
After a long time, as witty as he was, he realized something was wrong!
This wild model Nima is not only a broken shoe that everyone wears out, but at the same time, the other party actually has a husband who is making up and not divorced! !
Yes!

Brangette is such a woman.

The other party was still more than a year before marrying Lao Shi, and had just given birth to a child who did not know who the biological father was. The reason why he did not know was because there were more than 30 people attending the party...

During that time, Old Shit was simply a big joke in the North American entertainment industry, and even talk shows gave him 'meetings' every day, and made up various jokes to train him...

The rough translation of one of the most famous jokes is this: Stallone drove by in Beverly Hills, and for every three men he met, one of them was his brother-in-law!

Convex! ! ! !
Later, I found out that the old yin and yang played him, and the iron man with an IQ of 160 was so thick that he almost staged a realistic version of Rambo with a jungle axe.

Stallone with an IQ of 160 is not only in this matter, but also in other matters, he is played around by his old yin and yang with a low IQ.Of course, it may also be due to his wife who is a reporter. As we all know, he has such a dark heart for playing politics!

Otherwise, how could Lao Shi refuse Comrade Jianguo's invitation... I would rather stay at home and accompany my daughter to the beach.Or... Stallone just simply doesn't want to play with idiots? ? ?

After all, although Lao Yinyang Shi's IQ is lower than his genius Stallone's 160, he actually has an IQ of almost 135, which is close to a genius to a certain extent.After all, the IQ of ordinary people is mostly around 100.

"Oh~~bro...it's nice to see you."

The dark brown hair is meticulously combed, and the suit and leather shoes are completely elite. Arnold Schwarzenegger, a 6-foot-2-inch Germanic man, looks down at the man who is 3 or 4 inches shorter than him even in high-heeled cowboy boots. Stallone, the sharp-edged and tender Fang Wuniu showed a warm and kind smile on his face, and his big hand directly held the opponent's hand.

"Me too, Arnold, I didn't expect you to rush here so late."

Stallone's hands rattled and interlocked with Schwarzenegger's, and he also showed an embarrassed smile on his face, but he still looked very stiff when he pulled his left cheek, not at all as chic as Schwarzenegger, who was smiling and approachable.

"The Cannes Film Festival is a great film festival... I feel very honored to be invited, so don't say it is so late, even if it is late, I will come for my friends."

Schwarzenegger smiled at Jacob, who was wearing a suit and a bow tie next to him, "I am also very grateful to Mr. Robert Bray and Mr. Jacob for inviting me."

"It's an honor for Mr. Bray and me to invite you, Arnold." Gilles Jacobs, No. 2 in Cannes, squinted his eyes and smiled.

"Friendship is more precious than others, toast to friendship—" Old Yin Yang Shi smiled and toasted.
As soon as he raised his glass, there was an instant response, and everyone around him raised their glasses together.

"Cheers to friendship."

"Cheers to Mr. Arnold!"

"Here's to the Cannes Film Festival."

Everyone held it together, only Stallone had a shit-eating expression on his face.

"What's the matter, Sylvie..." the governor looked at Stallone with concern, "I'm not feeling well? Do you want someone to send you back?"

"..." Several people around looked at Stallone.

Stallone gritted his teeth and drank the champagne in the glass, squeezed the corner of his stiff mouth, "NO. I'm fine. I don't want to go anywhere."

"Yeah~~"

The governor shrugged his shoulders, with an expression of an old yin and yang, withdrew his hand, lowered his strong voice, and joked: "You will be back!?"

"Hehehe."

"Ha ha……"

Everyone else couldn't help laughing. No one expected that this Hollywood superstar would be so self-deprecating, and he was so approachable. This was much better than that... grumpy old man with facial paralysis.

The irritable old man's shit is too thick, and his face is even more stinky.

I just watched my old friend walk onto the stage and started that 'disgusting' speech on success that he could memorize fluently. It roughly talked about his 6 goals...and he has already talked about his 7 times "Mr. Olympia" ", 4 times "Mr. Universe" and "Mr. Europe".

"FXXK, this is shit."

Stallone couldn't help cursing in a low voice, and when he turned around, he saw a slender Chinese man who was taller than him standing beside him with a cigar in his mouth, listening with gusto.

"Shet!"

Tie Hanhan with an IQ of 160 couldn't help cursing again, and then complained to Wu Xiaozu, who was listening to the governor's "speech" attentively: "There are three secrets to his success: 1. He came to the United States. 2. He married the Kennedy daughter!"

"What about the third one?"

"..."

Stallone glanced at Xiaozu Wu, who was about 6 feet tall, and said coldly: "He has grown to a height of 6 feet 2 inches! Xie Te! The speech he is reciting now must have been written by his reporter wife... "

Wu Xiaozu almost couldn't hold back and was amused by Stallone who was burning with jealousy. Are you jealous that someone has a literate wife? ? ?
So you are such a Stallone!

"To tell you the truth, Mr. Sylvester Stallone, I don't think his success theory is inspirational." Wu Xiaozu said deliberately, smoking a cigar.

"Dude? I know you're trying to be different in front of me. As much as I hate that guy on the stage who likes to pose, but I have to say, his story is really sensible. New Boy-you don't get me Watch out!" Stallone sneered.

"Don't worry, why don't you listen to my story, will it be more inspirational?"

Wu Xiaozu smiled instead of anger, took a puff of his cigar, and said slowly: "He is a young man born in a poor area. At the beginning, his mother had dystocia. The doctor misused mechanical equipment to help the delivery, causing facial deformity and paralysis. The lips are drooping, the face is unsightly, and the speech is not clear... The father is an alcoholic, the mother is a gambler, and he often suffers from domestic violence.

He also gave up on himself, until his beloved girl died in his arms, making him completely awakened.

Later, he identified his goal and wanted to become a big star.So, when he went to Hollywood, he looked for stars, directors, producers, and all the people who could make him an actor. He searched everywhere, but what he got was rejected again and again.

He visited 500 Hollywood companies one by one, but all 500 companies rejected him.For many people, this kind of encounter might give up because of this, but he did not give up. After he came out of the last film company that was rejected, someone analyzed to him that it might be because you can’t speak clearly, So the director doesn't want you!
Someone gave him an idea to read the newspaper for an hour with a stone under his tongue every day for 365 days... He was rejected 1855 times in total, and finally got the chance at 1856 times... "

Wu Xiaozu finished speaking in one breath, only to see Stallone looking at him with bright eyes.

"Dude~~~"

Stallone's face was cold. Although the corner of his left eye twitched and his left cheek was stiff, it didn't prevent him from grinning at the corner of his right mouth, and he patted Wu Xiaozu's shoulder with his big hand, "I admit, you are really a genius screenwriter. You use your Smartness touched me..." As he spoke, the corners of his mouth kept twitching, "It turns out that I am so legendary and inspirational! 1855 times... Persistence is great!"

Of course he could tell that Wu Xiaozu was talking about him.

After all, few people are born with facial paralysis by forceps.

"What do you say about 1855 times?" Stallone humbly asked for advice.

"Because you made your first film in Hollywood, and it happened to be 1855 days until you filmed "Rocky"..." Wu Xiaozu said with a smile.

"Is it huh??"

"Yes, I have watched "Italian Stallion"." Wu Xiaozu deliberately disgusted people.

"Shet! Don't mention that play!" Stallone's face turned dark immediately, it was definitely one of his most disgraceful histories....

"Dude, do you have any cigars?"

"Of course." Wu Xiaozu nodded slightly with a smile on his face, and walked aside with Stallone with a smile.

(End of this chapter)