Datang Happy Landlord

Chapter 541;

Chapter 540 three;
"Your Majesty will not be disappointed. This bow and arrow moves each foot once according to His Majesty's regulations. It is one step away from 230 steps, and it can injure and kill people."

Li Shimin was shocked when he heard this, and immediately stood up with a whoosh;
"What? Say it again! Li Dalang, I can tell you that there are no jokes in the army. You must not fool me with important events in the army. If you can't shoot 230 steps, do you know how serious the consequences will be?"

Li Yu had a rare serious expression;
"Returning to Your Majesty, I know the consequences and dare not lie to Your Majesty. What's more, someone has already taken the bow and arrow. After a while, Your Majesty will be able to distinguish the authenticity from the false, and you will know if it is true or false."

Empress Changsun glanced at the emperor inadvertently, and said casually;

"You villain, if you dare to deceive the saint, I will break your leg, so that you can learn a lesson in the future, hum!"

Li Yu bent down cleverly as soon as the eldest grandson opened his mouth;
"I want to report to the empress, what I said is true, if there is no truth, I am willing to be punished!"

Empress Changsun relaxed on purpose;

"That's good. A sage has clear rewards and punishments. If what you give is a real treasure, I won't treat you badly."

have to!Now that we've talked about this, the two girls sang and harmonized so well, Li Shimin is in a good mood recently, so he nodded affirmatively;

"You don't have to worry about rewards. If it is true as you said, you still have to come up with the secret method of making, and the court will not treat you badly."

This is what Li Yu wanted, and he quickly knelt down;

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for the clear rewards."

"What are you doing? It's not the day of the sacrificial ceremony. Why are you doing such a big ceremony? Are you afraid that I will take credit for your achievements? Hmph! You really have the heart of a villain!"

Li Shimin choked on Li Yu with disdain, and Li Yu smiled and got up on his stomach;
"Reporting to Your Majesty, how dare I not doubt Your Majesty, I am thanking you..."

Li Shimin's mind was not on Li Yu, seeing the servants trotting over from outside the main hall of the bedroom, Li Shimin waved his hands anxiously, urging them to come over quickly, and then casually dealt with Li Yu;

"Okay, okay, I don't want to follow your set at all, stop acting like that."

Li Yu shrugged his shoulders to help the queen who was covering her mouth and giggling, and moved closer;
"Mother, why did my son become a villain? It's really difficult to be a human being in today's world! You don't judge my son anyway? What's this called?"

"Okay, okay, you little bastard, the empress doesn't know about your little thoughts? If your majesty dares to give you a good face, why don't you show your face?"

Li Yu pursed her lips in displeasure, and turned around behind her eldest grandson, pinching her shoulders attentively. Empress Changsun relaxed her body, leaned on the back of the grand master's chair, and watched the emperor's husband anxiously snatch the bow and arrow from the servant's hand to examine carefully with.

Li Shimin muttered while checking;
"The arrow feathers are obviously a little bit longer than those used by the sixteen guards, and the body of the arrow is also more than an inch longer. Logically speaking, it should be shot closer. Why does it have a longer range?"

Li Shimin is the emperor who will soon win the world. He is very familiar with military affairs and experienced. He frowned and looked carefully. When he saw the arrow, he let out a sigh;
"Huh? Why is this arrow so weird? What is it wrapped around? I guess it's the secret method to shoot farther, come here!"

"The servant is here, Your Majesty, please order!"

"Go get two archery targets and put them in the open space outside the main hall, one at two hundred paces and the other at 250 paces."

"It's Your Majesty."

The servant promised to leave quickly, Li Shimin turned around and looked at Li Yu who was trying hard to beat the queen's back, thinking in his heart, this guy probably wouldn't make fun of big things in the army, no matter how fun he was, he wouldn't do such nonsense, after all A fool also knows the seriousness of the consequences!
Then it is not a lie that he is still so confident. If he really has such power... then the Erlang of the Sixteen Guards will be even more powerful. I'm going to beat them to pieces and then subdue them, hum!
The shame of the Weishui Alliance must be washed away with the blood of the prairie people. Thinking of this, Li Shimin seemed to have returned to the helplessness and anger at the Weishui two years ago. He grasped the bow with his left hand and the arrow with his right. Stretched, exuding endless killing intent.

The servant who just ran in next to him seemed to have sensed something was wrong, so he didn't dare to get too close, and quietly reported in the door of the main hall of the queen's bedroom from a distance;

"Reporting to the saint, the two archery targets have been placed according to your will, and I dare not ask the saint for any other orders!"

"Oh!"

Li Shimin, who came back to his senses, nodded and walked out without saying a word, walked past the entrance of the main hall in a few steps, settled down and looked at the first archery target, and at two hundred steps away, Li Shimin took a deep breath and stepped forward. Bow and arrow, the previous bow and arrow were measured with new footwork, which means the range of more than 150 steps. This time, shooting two hundred steps away, to be honest, Li Shimin was somewhat uneasy, so he wanted to use all his strength to directly draw the bow into a full moon. status.

Taking a deep breath, Li Shimin sat on the horse with his waist down, spread his legs forward and backward, put the arrow feathers on the big bow, shouted loudly, and the bow opened to a full moon. Even if Li Shimin was prepared and tried his best, he was still taken aback by the end.

The bow is stronger and heavier than he imagined, but luckily Li Shimin is not a fake skill, it is all real kung fu.

Empress Changsun in the palace also stood up anxiously. If she could shoot two hundred steps away, it would be considered a real treasure. Empress Changsun wished in her heart that the baby brought by Li Yu could shoot a thousand steps, so she could feel at ease Asking for a reward, she wished that her eldest son would be crowned king immediately.

She knew that Da Lang's ability was not a simple person, especially the small head and melon seeds were very different from ordinary people, and he definitely brought a real treasure, but if the treasure was real, it must be more than two stones strong and high-class Hard work, my husband hasn't forged his body for more than two years, if he can't pull it apart?So many people are watching, what should I do?

But things seemed to be much better than Empress Changsun was thinking about. Li Shimin pulled it into a full moon, and with a whoosh sound, the arrow feathers disappeared instantly. The arrow target two hundred steps away was inserted straight into the red circle in the center by the arrow. The target rushed out, and fell to the ground again, Li Shimin was in a daze when he saw it!

A cheer breaks the tranquil scene;

"Okay! It's really good archery. The ancients had the magical skill of piercing through Yang with a hundred steps. Now I see with my own eyes that His Majesty is going straight into the center of the arrow target with two hundred steps. This is really an eye-opener. Your Majesty is so powerful. I didn't expect it to be so powerful." Wait!"

Li Shimin turned his head and glanced at Li Yu complicatedly, didn't listen to Li Yu's flattery, stood up and ordered the servant;
"Go and get the arrow feathers, I will shoot again."

"It's Your Majesty, this servant will get it now."

After agreeing, the servant obviously felt that the emperor was in a very good mood, one hand was still trembling rhythmically, the emperor was in a good mood, and the maids and servants were of course in a good mood too, the servant ran away very quickly and took it out of breath after a while. Returning with the arrow, he bent down and handed the arrow feathers with both hands.

Li Shimin shook his arm, picked it up in his hand, moved four or five steps sideways, and adjusted to face the target 250 steps away. Feeling in good condition, he sank down on his horse again, and raised the hard bow of his left hand steadily, Take the bow again and shoot the arrow again, there is another swishing sound, the arrow feathers fly straight out, the distance is too far, Li Shimin doesn't know where the arrow hits the target, but it is obvious that the shot hits, and there is no miss, the servant who ran twice This time, he ran out immediately without waiting for the order, and brought the archery target directly;

"Congratulations, Your Majesty, Your Majesty is so powerful that you have hit His Majesty! 250 steps, the number of servants is very correct, not too many steps, not too many steps, Your Majesty, you have taken a fancy to it!"

Li Shimin was also very relieved that he did not miss the target. Although the arrow feathers were inserted on the edge of the target, it is extremely rare to not miss the target at a distance of 250 steps. There is no one in the sixteen guards who has 250 steps!
"Not bad! Da Lang is right. At 250 steps, he can still insert the arrow through the target. It's really a treasure."

Hearing that Li Shimin finally smiled happily and praised that it was indeed a treasure, Li Yu trotted over happily;
"His Majesty the Emperor, when I succeeded, the hunter who made the bow and arrow once said that this bow and arrow can shoot up to 270 steps!"

Li Shimin stroked the strong bow in his hand happily;
"I believe what the Orion said, the penetrating power is still so strong at 250 steps, it is not difficult to add another 270 steps, but... at [-] steps, even if you take an arrow, it will not have much lethality, right? At most, it can shoot through the leather armor of the prairie people, and it is impossible to kill people, and even hurting people is a problem."

Although Li Yu also agrees with this statement, but today is an invitation for credit, so he can't follow along;
"Your Majesty, of course you are right to say this, but this is what I think. Don't mention 250 steps, as long as you can shoot to 230 steps, you can still hurt people. At least it is better than the ones used by our current sixteen guards. One hundred fifty or sixty steps is much better!
Besides, the bows and arrows on the prairie are not much different from what we use now, and there will be a little distance. At that time, His Majesty's sons will stand in places where the grassland people can't shoot, and keep shooting arrows. Your Majesty, what do you say? How beautiful?
I can't feel comfortable just imagining it. I think your Majesty, if all your sons and daughters are equipped with this kind of treasure, they will definitely be able to take advantage of it when something happens! "

Li Shimin nodded in agreement with Li Yu's statement, took the bow and arrow in his hand, walked back to the main hall and sat down with a look of liking on his face, still examining the bow carefully.

Empress Changsun also left her seat and stood up;
"Congratulations to Your Majesty, Your Majesty's sons will be even more majestic with such a treasure."

Li Shimin couldn't help but stretch out his hand quickly;

"The queen is free, hurry up, this thing is really powerful. Even if I rule the world from now on, I will be shocked. Such a treasure is really rare in the world. If there was such a treasure in the early years If you guys use it, it will be easier to win."

Li Yu hurriedly added a sentence;
"I report to Your Majesty, it's not too late, and it's the right time. Your Majesty has just calmed down the troubled times. When you are about to overwhelm the world and submit to all parties, such treasures appear in the world immediately. I think this is God Bless Your Majesty, God Bless Li Tang Jiang Shan, Your Majesty is the Son of Heaven, so of course God will take care of everything."

Li Yu flattered patiently and carefully. This time, he finally captured Li Shimin's heart. The words "True Dragon Emperor" are Li Shimin's favorite words, and Li Shimin, God Bless His Majesty, can't get enough of them every day.

"Well, Dalang, your flattering skills have improved a lot!"

"Your Majesty, I'm not flattering, I'm just discussing the matter as it stands. With His Majesty's literary and martial arts skills and wisdom, His Majesty must be a sage monarch who has been praised for thousands of years. In the future, there will be no problem in catching up with any bird, vegetable and fish soup."

"What bird vegetable and fish soup? It's Yao, Shun and Yu soup. Look at what you've been thinking about all day long. Apart from eating, drinking and playing with a few concubines, this is where you will be rewarded with some money, and that family will give you some silk. Li Dalang, you It's going to be sixteen soon, can you save people some time? Can you sit in the study in peace and quiet?"

Li Shimin, who had just been happy for a while, frowned immediately when he heard that the sages who regarded him as a comparison standard said that it was like a recipe.

Li Yu lowered his head and stood aside indifferently, digging his nostrils a few times, watching Li Shimin on the seat feeling extremely disgusted again!
In fact, it's not that Li Shimin deliberately found fault, but Li Shimin subconsciously felt that since this is his own Dalang, he must be a powerful person with both civil and military skills like himself.

However, Li Dalang acts like a fool all day long, and wanders here and there, which makes him extremely displeasing to the eyes. Apart from being able to cheat other people's money and silk, Li Shimin is really disgusting to Li Yu. There is almost no place on his body. It is comfortable to look at.

After Li Yu popped out the booger, he also had a bitter face;

"Your Majesty, why do you always trouble me with this minister? I have been wronged to the extreme. I was still studying in the study for half an hour yesterday? It's not like I don't read any books at all!"

"What? You still have the face to say it? Don't I know your temper? Being able to go to the study room twice in ten days is God's eye opening!"

Seeing the heartwarming scene of the father and son's bitter hatred, the eldest grandson empress was not worried at all, she kept smiling and watching, the two were fisting each other...

"Empress, take a look, if you come to give the treasure to His Majesty, you can still make His Majesty unhappy, what?"

Empress Changsun sat firmly in the grand teacher's chair, looking at Li Yu kindly;

"Okay, did your majesty misunderstand you? When your little concubine Rong Niang came to pay my respects to me the day before yesterday, I asked you clearly. His majesty was there at that time, so I understood that you can do it in a month. Going to the study room five or six times is very rare, and His Majesty did not say anything wrong to you. In the future, you should think about it, go to the study room to study as much as possible, and stop running here and there. Naturally, His Majesty will not look for you again. Trouble."

Seeing that the two of them scolded him together, Li Yu drooped his shoulders dejectedly and muttered;

"Really, Rong Niang, it's really annoying to talk about everything..."

Li Shimin stared and spoke again;
"I warn you, Li Dalang, that little concubine of yours is an honest concubine. All three uncles in the family died in battle with me, and my father was also a good soldier under Shubao. Don't think about going back to the general's mansion and asking for help." Clean up people!

Treat her better, although her family background is lower, but she is better than being dignified and loyal, and being a concubine to you is pretty good. It is I who forced her to say that your business has nothing to do with her, you Don't blame others for not living up to yourself. If you sit in the study every day, can I blame you? "

Li Yu lowered his head helplessly and agreed;

"According to the order!"

Seeing Li Yu's funny face, Empress Changsun tried to persuade her with a smile or not;

"Your Majesty, Da Lang just entered Chang'an City, and he didn't even bother to take a bite of the meal, so he came to deliver meat and bows and arrows. Why don't you calm down and let him go?"

Li Shimin nodded;
"Forget it, forget it, I'm too lazy to talk to you, you've got the disadvantage of not studying enough, and the disadvantage of not listening to the old man is right in front of you, hum!"

Li Yu immediately changed his face when he saw that he was not entangled in studying with him;
"Then Your Majesty, should Du Pushe hurry up and make such a powerful treasure for the sixteen guards?"

"It's not as simple as you think!"

Li Shimin caressed the strong bow in his hand;
"This bow is really powerful, and it is indeed very precious, but my kung fu can shoot ten arrows at most, and my arms are sore. I am afraid that it is not bad to be able to shoot seven arrows. You are giving me a treasure." , but you leave as soon as you give it away, you don’t have to worry about anything, I’m going to ask the generals to re-select the archers!”

"That's affirmed Your Majesty. If you want to shoot farther, you must have a strong and energetic son, but your majesty, you don't have to worry about these trivial matters. Your majesty, your sons are all over the world, and they are all brave and good at fighting. Choose Some strong archers, it's too simple, I think if we don't discuss it, Your Majesty, you see that the meat is also given away, and the baby is also given away, look at this..."

Li Shimin suddenly laughed, looked at Li Yu in front of him and said loudly;
"Today, let's change the rules. Let me tell you how to proceed with this reward."

"Ah? Oh, that's great, Your Majesty. Thank you, Your Majesty, Long En. I think you can't ask for too much reward. You can just get me any county magistrate. If you really can't, you can just give me a county magistrate... "

"what?"

Li Yu hadn't finished speaking when he was interrupted by Li Shimin's exclamation. The maids in the main hall looked at His Majesty's obviously very unfriendly attitude, and all lowered their heads in fright...

Empress Changsun is also stroking her forehead, this idiot is really worrying, a good situation has been made like this, wouldn't you say, I don't want anything as long as I can serve the king faithfully?

(End of this chapter)