Datang Happy Landlord

Chapter 559;

Chapter 560;
evening!The courtyard on the last floor of General Qin's Mansion was brightly lit, as bright as day!
Six craftsmen and dozens of people working in Li's second house took out the formed so-called white paper and showed it to Li Yu. The leader of the craftsmen, Liu Da, looked at Li Yu with an apologetic expression;

"Master Hou, starting tomorrow, can you let us use the old method to make a piece of white paper that is [-] times better than this, and it can be called writing that can't be badly written. Really, Lord Hou, little People take the head to guarantee that the ones that can be made are exactly the same as those sold in bookstores outside..."

"No, no, Master Hou, what I want is this kind of muscleless one. The kind sold in the bookstore is not short of Master Hou. Just go and buy as much as you want."

"But Lord Hou, it will be ruined after rubbing it, and it can't be written!"

"It's okay, it's okay, put them away and take them to my room. I'm going to the palace to give gifts tomorrow. I'll start making all the pulp from this time tomorrow according to this standard."

"Oh... okay, Lord Hou, just follow your orders."

Li Yu waved his hand;
"Reward all of them with a hundred coins each."

"It's Mr. Lang."

"Thank you, Lord."

"Thank you sir."

Li Yu commanded Liang Bold and a group of guards to carry the toilet paper made in the past two days with a load, and took it all the way back to his yard.

Sitting in the main hall, Li Yu specially took a sheet to wipe his nose, muttering in his mouth;

"Not to mention that it's really well made. It's quite strong and soft. I think it's very suitable for wiping your buttocks. It will be comfortable in the future!"

"You bastard, you are comfortable, but I am worried to death. You are so nonsense that you dare to wipe the dirty land with writing paper. Can the scholars and scholars in the world easily spare you? You idiot !"

Li Yu was sitting in the main hall and muttering, when Empress Changsun's scolding sound came in from the door, Li Yu quickly raised her head and said happily;
"Empress Empress, you are here, I pay my respects to Empress Empress, come and see, Empress, I made this paper for..."

Li Yu held a large piece of toilet paper in his hand and gestured to greet Empress Changsun. Before he had time to explain the use of the toilet paper, Empress Changsun pulled the paper from his hand;
"Sinister! Who gave you the attention, dare to mess around with the Four Treasures of the Study, say! Who!"

Empress Changsun looked around the main hall with a dark face, and everyone lowered their heads neatly, not daring to look at His Highness the Empress, to prove that Lang Jun was tossing about wiping his ass with paper and had absolutely nothing to do with her.

"I want to report to Empress Empress, my son has made great progress this time, empress, please don't be angry and let me explain clearly to you, empress..."

"Shut up! You bastard, why are you here to explain? Your paper-making business should be stopped immediately by Bengong, and you will not be allowed to do it from tomorrow. If you want to do it, just make paper for writing. Do you hear me?"

Empress Changsun didn't listen to a word of explanation, she nodded Li Yu's head back and forth with her fingers, and Li Yu didn't hesitate to take the millet porridge on the table next to her and handed it over;

"Yes, I know my lady. You drink porridge to moisten your throat. You have boiled it for an hour. It is delicious. Please sit down first, my lady, and I will ask someone to cook a few dishes and serve it. You can have a cup with my lady. Don't worry." Just don’t eat, it’s not against the law to serve you wine, right?”

"Huh! Even if you have a conscience, you still know how to miss your mother's body. Tell your kitchen to cook some good ones. Your mother came to teach you in a panic. You are really hungry."

"Oh, good! Empress, sit down first, I'll be here soon!"

Hearing Li Yu yelling at the top of his voice with a playful smile, Empress Changsun laughed again;
"Poppy thing!"

Li Yu turned around and looked at Tanchun;

"What are you still doing in a daze? Hurry up and tell the kitchen."

Tanchun who came back to his senses hastily agreed repeatedly;

"Oh, ok, ok, it's Mr. Lang, and I'll make arrangements for this servant!"

Before Li Yu could say a few words with the empress, the kitchen took advantage of the fire and brought out six new dishes. Li Yu sat with the eldest grandson empress, kept adding vegetables to the empress, pouring wine and porridge, Served quite well.

Empress Zhangsun was very satisfied with seeing it, her own Dalang was really sensible, and if there were delicious ones that were easy to use, she always thought about her own mother who used them first and enjoyed them first, and she really didn't hurt her in vain.

Li Yu was very scheming, he kept persuading the empress to eat more, until finally the queen's belly was rounded;

"That's enough, my son, I really can't eat anymore, I'm afraid it will take a long time before I go back to sleep tonight."

"Oh, I see, empress, you should pay attention to rest more and take good care of your body."

"Well, as long as you don't cause trouble for me, this rascal, as long as I don't get angry, my body must be in good shape."

Li Yu is also extremely speechless, it's really dizzy that a casual sentence can be pulled on his uneasy head!

"Qi Empress, my son has been going to study in the study recently, if you don't believe me, you can ask these servants, what I say is true!"

"Your Majesty believes, but don't fool your Majesty as a fool. Recently, you have been to the study twice. Once you read about the mobilization of food and grass, and the other time you read about the war strategy of General Jian, king of the pre-Qin Dynasty, against the Xiongnu. You rascal think Madam, don't I know?"

"Hee hee! Your Majesty Shengming, but these two times I have seen a lot of gains, such as the transfer of food and grass. I used to think that it would be fine to go out to march and fight with food and grass. I didn't expect that there are many more in it." In other words, we need to mobilize the generals to guard the transport, and we need to mobilize the farmers and pawns to transport them, and we need to arrange almost enough for a few more days. If there are more, we will need more troops. I am afraid that the million people are counted as people who have been mobilized for food and grass, don’t you think so, Madam?”

"That's right, if you go to the study to read more, your mother will cheat you? The general's study is not allowed to enter casually,
If you don't cherish such a great fortune, you rascal, isn't it a waste of a great opportunity?
So many generals want to come to the study of Er Li and General Qin to read and study, but they can't get started. The empress doesn't know a lot about soldiers, horses, food and grass, but it's not a child's play if you think about it, there must be all of them The rules can be found,

As the saying goes, soldiers and horses go first without moving food and grass. This matter of food and grass has always been the most important thing for military strategists, and it is the top priority.Isn't it going to be completely messed up! "

"That's that, what the empress said is reasonable. I will pay more attention to it in the future. Whenever I have free time, I will go to study in the study. Is that all right, empress?"

"Are you free? Don't come here to fool me. When will you be free? You haven't been an official, and you don't have to work in the fields. The wine making is taken care of by Xiao Tong, the chief steward, and Liu who is good at accounting. The staff is outside the town, and Zhuangzi's construction is supported by capable people from public losers. I heard that you have also found a more powerful person to coordinate the overall situation. What delays do you have? According to this palace, you have every day. You can read in your spare time."

Li Yu was dejected and dejected when he heard this;

"You can't stay in the study every day, my lady, if you lock me in the study every day, wouldn't it be my life? Don't do it there!"

As soon as Li Yu heard the queen say that he was free every day, he immediately acted like a rascal, and the eldest grandson queen was also afraid that this rascal would be driven crazy, so she quickly took a step back and bent down to persuade him tirelessly;

"My son, don't make jokes. My mother didn't tell you to study to your death. She only said that you should go to the study room when you have free time. It's not a bad thing to read more, right? Qingzhi, are you Isn't that the reason?"

Empress Changsun saw Li Yu half lying in the grand master's chair like a rascal, with her hands drooping and her feet stretched out into a figure-eight shape, looking like she was dying, she quickly persuaded her in a low voice, and then looked at Ye Qing next to her. Zhi, the night manager immediately nodded and came over;

"Yes, Lord Hou, there is nothing wrong with what His Highness said. There is nothing wrong with reading more books. Lord Hou, look at those civil and military ministers, all of them read books when they have time. You have to listen to what Your Highness said, you Think about it, how could His Highness come to trick you, Lord Hou, don’t you think so?”

Li Yu, who was lying in the grand teacher's chair, tilted his head and admitted;
"Yes, what the empress said is correct, but I can't face a pile of books every day, besides, I have other things to take care of!"

"Oh, my lord! The servant girl looked at us and couldn't mess around anymore. When the Supreme One mentioned that you took the four treasures of the study for writing to wipe that place, his face turned black. It's really frightening!
Hou Ye, think about it, if you take the Four Treasures of the Study to that... If this story gets out, it will immediately annoy all the scholars in the world. Someone used it once in the previous dynasty, and wiped the filthy places with written paper. In the end, he was beheaded by Caishi Jiekou. Don't you think it's a trivial matter? "

"If you make something there for your own use, you won't be able to offend others, right? Why don't I sell it?"

"This one……"

Ye Qingzhi hesitated for a while, unable to answer the conversation, she could only turn her head to look at Empress Changsun;

"Your Highness, this servant thinks that Lord Hou does something for himself, so it should be fine. What do you think, Your Highness?"

Empress Changsun tapped her fingers on the table, after careful consideration, it was her doting nature that prevailed, but she was still uneasy and explained carefully;

"Since you don't want to spread it to the outside world, you rascal, then make some for your own use, but remember not to spread it to others, otherwise there will definitely be scholars who will report it to the court. How can scholars regard the Four Treasures of the Study as important as they are? Defiled by you?"

As soon as he agreed to use Li Yu, he finally revealed a smiling face, and sat up from the grand teacher's chair with a smile, smiling cheerfully;

"Thank you, empress, don't worry, although this time it can't be regarded as a business, but if you can allow me to use it, I will be satisfied, hehe..."

"You rascal is really a dog-mouthed face. You can change as you say, and you can be a rascal if you don't like it at all. When it comes to your happy place, you can't be too happy. Where did you learn this?"

Li Yu covered her mouth and snickered at what Empress Changsun said. Ye Qingzhi, who was listening to Her Highness the Empress, glanced at Li Yu strangely, then looked at Empress Changsun's face, and shook her head helplessly. Empress Changsun next to her Seeing Ye Qingzhi shaking his head, of course he understood the meaning, the meaning was obvious, this Poppi changed his face just like himself, who else could he learn from?

Thinking of this, Empress Changsun couldn't help but secretly smiled, and immediately stood up;
"Okay, okay, I have to go back to rest, because of you, I have to go out of the palace when it's dark, it's really not a good life, you can remember what your mother told you , Go to the study room more when you are free, and less hang out with those cronies and drinking buddies."

Li Yu nodded, stood up and dealt with it indiscriminately;

"It's the empress, I'll keep that in mind. By the way, there's one more thing I haven't said!"

Empress Changsun, who was about to turn around and leave, stopped again and asked strangely;

"What's the matter with you bastard?"

Li Yu leaned over with sly eyebrows and said in a low voice;
"I want to report to you, my lord, I will bring you some boneless yellow paper I made. These are really not good for writing. They are made by secret methods. They are not the four treasures of the study. Others don't understand them. Take a look, my lord. Is it true that you can’t write? It’s unfair to say that you use the Four Treasures of the Study to wipe the filthy place. Madam, take a look, can you write carefully?”

For his big business, Li Yu ran out in a panic and picked up a few pieces of toilet paper, quickly ran over and handed them to Empress Changsun, while explaining that a light tug broke several places.

Only then did Empress Changsun really examine Li Yu's new yellow paper and nodded in agreement;
"Well, you're right. This paper is too weak. It doesn't make a sound when you pull it. It becomes a ball when you rub it. The eyes are not right. It's not pure white rice paper for writing, um! It's really not good. It belongs to the Four Treasures of Wenfang."

Li Yu was very happy to hear this. This is the first time he has been admitted that this is not an important writing paper after he made the paper. Others are thinking of inertia. As long as it is paper, of course it is used for writing. You use the writing treasure to take it. Of course, wiping the butt is disrespectful to the ancestors, not only that, it is insulting all scholars, who can be happy... This is not a street mouse, what is this?
"That's right, Madam, you are extremely wise, look at the soft paper, look at it..."

Li Yu picked up a piece of toilet paper and gently wiped his forehead that was sweating due to busy work;

"Look, ma'am, it's very easy to wipe, and it doesn't hurt the skin!"

Li Yu crumpled up a piece of toilet paper and threw it out as he spoke, continuing to explain;
"Mistress, look, just throw it away after use. If you use a cloth, you have to wash it back and forth. How clean is it? One piece of paper is used by one person, and there is no need for a second time. How good do you think it is?"

Empress Changsun also took a piece of yellow paper;
"Well, what you said, Poppy, is not bad. It is indeed extremely convenient, and you don't have to worry about sharing a cloth towel with others. It is much cleaner."

"That's right, there's my lady!"

As Li Yu spoke, he leaned into Empress Changsun's ear and introduced softly that he was using this kind of soft paper to wipe his butt today. It was sincere, and he said that he was filial, and the first thing he did was think of sending something to the empress;

"Mistress, look at this filial heart..."

Empress Changsun nodded;

"Your filial piety is undoubted. Of course, this palace is the most clear. No one has wronged you for being unfilial. If there is anything, this palace will always be the first to spend it. However, these palaces are no longer needed. It is still you." Keep it to yourself!"

Empress Changsun said lightly and lifted her foot to leave. Before leaving, she casually glanced at Ye Qingzhi. Li Yu's sales promotion was not successful, so she was very unwilling, but the queen had already gone out, so Li Yu could only grab Ye Qingzhi's help. let go;
"Look, boss, this... this is all my filial piety, look at this..."

"Okay, okay, Hou Ye, don't worry, I'll take this filial piety back to you, okay?"

Li Yu said anxiously;

"No, sir, you brought it in and no one uses it. Doesn't that mean that you have not fulfilled your filial piety? This should be..."

"Don't worry, Lord Hou, I know how to do it, and I will never let Lord Hou's filial piety go to waste!"

Li Yu was speechless from ear to ear;

"Okay, okay, thank you, Manager Chengquan, you take these two gold ingots, and keep them for your two gentlemen when they are empty, you have to have some family background..."

(End of this chapter)