Datang Happy Landlord

632; fifteen eggs
Chapter six hundred and four; fifteen eggs
Ye Qingzhi, who stayed in Lijiazhuang in Lantian for three days, ate and drank enough to eat a table of delicacies. She didn't want to go back to the palace after eating. It was Li Yu who urged her to leave for Chang'an City.

The team formed by the two carriages was more than a mile long, and they rushed to the gate of the east gate of Chang'an City in one breath. The accompanying guards put down a bunch of copper coins to the guarding military marquis as usual, and the leading captain yelled loudly;

"Quickly get out of the way, Liu San Zhang Lao Wu, what are you two dawdling about? I don't know that the Marquis of the Li family is not used to riding in a carriage? Hurry up and ask people to disperse. After a while, I will kick you two idiots to death when I lose my temper. I shouldn't have accepted you two coming over like a fool..."

"I know the captain, the brothers are not idle, can you stop yelling? Get out of the way, folks, hurry up and disperse..."

"What's the matter, are you two still talking stubbornly? Oh! Lord Hou's carriage is here, and I will pay my respects to Lord Hou at the end. Lord Hou is blessed and safe!"

He was yelling to show off his respect to the incomparably noble Marquis of the Li family. He was the little captain of the gate of the city gate who was respectful as always. When he saw the carriage coming over, he opened the door curtain, revealing the head and face of the young master of the Li family. He immediately stood up straight and made a snap A military salute.

Li Yu resisted his nausea and responded smoothly;

"Excuse me, hurry up if you want to check, Benhou is not feeling well and wants to go back and rest quickly."

"Yes, yes, the last general has finished checking, Hou Ye, please go to the city and go back to the general's mansion to rest."

"Okay! You kid will have something to do, so I won't talk to you anymore, I have to go back to the mansion quickly."

Li Yu unexpectedly carried a piece of silver ingot today. After traveling for dozens of miles, he felt sick and wanted to vomit, but suddenly he felt a small lump in his waist, and he took it out irritably.

The school captain guarding the city quickly caught it in his hand and only had time to glance at it, and saluted again with enthusiasm;
"It's Lord Hou, Lord Hou, please go slowly, and I will send Lord Hou back to the mansion respectfully in the end."

The captain guarding the city only really checked twice when Li Yu first arrived two years ago. Since then, he has never dared to stick his head into Lord Hou's carriage. Very relevant!
But having said that, only a fool would really go up to check the carriage of Lord Marquis. It is the godson of His Majesty the Emperor and the darling of His Majesty the Queen. It is commonplace to enter and exit the palace. I heard that even the waist card can be entered and exited without changing. , It is quite a bit more noble than several servants!

Sitting in the car, Li Yu supported Xi Chun's shoulders, and ordered weakly;

"Ask someone to tell the manager, let the old man go back and talk to the empress, just say that I am really uncomfortable, and go back to the palace to pay my respects after getting enough sleep."

"It's Mr. Lang, I will help you to lie down and have a rest first, Tanchun, tell me to go on, and tell the people who drive the car to slow down. Who is driving the car today? I don't like it all the way. If it wasn't for Lang Jun is uncomfortable in the car, I will smoke him when I get off."

What Xichun said was not a joke. Now, after several layers of screening, the two sisters finally realized their dream of more than ten years. They became the first-class maids of Li's second house, and they were divided into a small yard, arranged according to the rules of the second house. A few third-class maids served.

Not to mention the first-class status, when she was a second-class maid, Xichun was also a high-ranking existence in the mansion. Except for the stewards, other servants would salute when they saw each other. How much face do you give?
"Understood, sister, today the eldest son of the third eldest son of Liu's family with the surname Liu's surname is driving the car. He was supposed to be on duty, but when he was sick, he asked his eldest son to take his place for a few days. I will arrange it right away. "

Tanchun patted the door frame of the carriage while responding, and shouted again;

"Come here!"

"The villain is here, my lady, please tell me."

After Tanchun shouted, several tribesmen who had been walking with the carriage immediately ran forward to agree, and Tanchun lifted the door curtain with a look of evil spirit;

"Tell the convoy to go back to the General's Mansion first, and leave the guards to follow."

"It's a lady, the villain will pass it on immediately."

A clansman bent over and ran away quickly after agreeing, and Tanchun continued with a dark face;
"Tell the carriage to stop by the side of the road to let Mr. Lang take a breather. What's going on today? The carriage is too unsteady."

"It's my lady, stop! Liu Dalang, please stop quickly, Mrs. Tanchun is getting angry, God! How did you drive the car, you will definitely be whipped by you Aye when you go back to Zhuangzi...you idiot..."

But after a while, Li Yu's carriage stopped at an open place on the main road, and the other convoys continued on their way. More than 20 strong men surrounded Li Yu's carriage and glared at all the men and women passing by like gods!
As soon as the carriage stopped and swayed a few times, Li Yu finally couldn't hold back, and spit out a mouthful of acid water with a wow, the two first-class maids hurriedly wiped their mouths and hugged Li Yu's body, wiping their lips Li Yu fainted and fell asleep.

Xichun hugged Li Yu's body and felt so distressed, he was so angry that he had nowhere to vent his anger, and scolded at his own sister;
"Why didn't you tell me about the replacement? You dare to use him after he has driven a few times for Mr. Wang? See what you guys have done? Get the hell out of here."

Tanchun reluctantly responded;

"Oh! Now, sister, I didn't drive the car to make Mr. Lang like this. I really wronged me to death!"

"You guys did a good job! Do you still dare to talk back? Get out!"

"Okay, let's go down, sister."

Tanchun, who was pouting, knew that sister was really angry and didn't dare to talk too much, so she quickly climbed down, and the maid waiting outside the carriage immediately came to help Tanchun get off the carriage.

"Miss, be careful, you slow down."

"Let go of me, get out of the way, what about Liu Dalang who is driving the car?"

A 30-year-old honest-to-nothing member of the Li family just ran over from the front of the carriage, and just in time heard the question from the personal maid next to the Patriarch, and cautiously lowered his head to respond;
"If you want to go back to my lady, Liu Da is here, please tell my lady."

Breaking free from the support of his servants, Tanchun pinched his waist with both hands;
"How did you drive the car? Your husband is already in a coma, haven't you ever driven a car? You, Aye, haven't taught you your skills? Why are you running so fast? You are responsible for anything, sir. Wake up? Your skin is itchy and you want to relax, don’t you?"

"The villain is convicted. The villain heard Langjun talking to the nobleman in the palace in the morning, saying that he wanted to hurry back to Chang'an, and that he wanted to go to the palace to pay his respects before eating as much as possible. The villain drove a little faster. The villain I am afraid that I will delay the important affairs of the gentleman, so I ask the lady to punish me."

"That's the polite words said casually by Mr. Lang and the night manager. Don't you understand? Are you growing the brains of those pigs raised in the Zhuangzi? Go back to the Zhuangzi, and if you are asked to drive you again, Mr. Wang will give it to you." You toss bad."

"Yes Yes Yes."

Liu Dalang, who was driving the car, heard that the head of the family was knocked unconscious by his own express car, his face turned pale with fright, and when he left, he was still thinking about it, so he pretended to ask;

"My lady, please take pity on the villain, and tell me what's wrong with the man, the villain is really worried..."

Tanchun didn't wait for Liu Dalang to finish speaking and continued shouting;
"It's okay, but I have to sleep for half a day before I can wake up. Look at the good things you have done, get the hell out and go back to me, you are the one who caused me to be scolded bloody by my elder sister! Humph!"

"Yes, yes, thank you for letting me know."

Hearing that the Patriarch was fine, Liu Dalang was relieved, and after agreeing, he turned around and ran to the city gate. Unfortunately, Liu Dalang had no time to eat lunch, and had to walk more than 70 miles back to Lijiazhuang hungry...

"I'm so pissed off. I was scolded by my elder sister as shit when I first arrived in the city. What are you looking for? What's there to see?"

A large group of maids and guards quickly lowered their heads, and Liang Boldly, the team leader, came up to ask for instructions;

"My lady, I can also drive the carriage, how about I drive the carriage back to the General's Mansion?"

Tanchun, who was pinching her waist, was also angry everywhere. She was spoiled by Li Yu and had a very violent temper. She hadn't been scolded for many years, and she was also full of anger today;
"Okay, okay, you have to slow down, or if my sister comes to reprimand me again, I will whip you. Even though you are about to be in charge, I can still deal with you."

Liang Bold couldn't afford to offend the owner's personal maids, and she was still a first-class maid, even if she was a second steward, she would have to salute and greet her when she saw her.

"It's a lady, don't worry, I'm not that idiot Liu Dalang, I will definitely drive the car back to the General's Mansion safely."

"Okay let's go."

"It's a lady, let's go out."

A second-class maid asked with a smile;

"My lady, why don't you sit in the servants' car."

"Well, I'm sure, needless to say? Or let me walk back to the mansion, really."

We all grew up together, and we all know the tempers of the sisters. Of course, no one argues with Tan Chun. Everyone knows that this master can calm down if he doesn't hold grudges for a while?
A group of people walked unhurriedly. Liang Bold's brothers were all worried that their leader would overturn the carriage. Dozens of guards carefully supported the carriage and finally returned to the mansion of General Qin.

The soldiers at the gate of the General's Mansion had already seen Li Yu's carriage, and the leader gave orders;
"Master Hou is finally back, brothers, hurry up and open the door, hurry up."

A mansion soldier and his brother cooperated to open the corner door and asked a casual question;
"Understood, brother, why did Hou Ye come back so late this time?"

"Hey! Didn't the Li family members who came back just now say that the coachman on duty today is sick, and asked his son to take his place, but that idiot drove the carriage very fast, and I heard that it made Lord Hou very troubled. "

A group of government soldiers started discussing in a hurry;
"No wonder, brother, you see that the driver is replaced by Liang Bold, this guy can actually drive?"

"Don't say it's like that, but why is his sitting posture as stiff as a dead man?"

Liang Bold has always felt that driving a cart is nothing to learn, isn't it just a matter of sitting there and directing the whip twice? I didn't expect that driving a cart requires a lot of skill. The two horses on weekdays are in my hands, and they start to walk irregularly. Liang was so frightened that he dared not take a breath, let alone beat the whip, which was considered lucky for him. The two horses walked back and forth on a familiar path many times, and returned to the general's mansion unhurriedly.

Finally stopped in his own yard, Liang boldly yelled;

"What are you doing in the cold? Hurry up and carry Mr. Lang in to rest, waiting to eat your fists?"

"Understood, brother."

After several people hurriedly carried Li Yu who was still asleep, Tan Chun got down from the carriage at the back;
"Didn't you see it, bold? I hit you twice, and the carriage is really safe."

"That's right, my lady, don't you see that the villain is worrying about it! I really care about serving you."

"awesome."

Tanchun had long forgotten the temper he lost on the road, imitating the patriarch, sticking out his thumb, saying a few words of approval, and then leading the maid into the house.

Liang Bold, who was grinning from ear to ear, was still giggling, surrounded by the guards under the carriage;

"Brother, why are you sitting in the car before you come down? Get down quickly."

"Yes brother, come down quickly, everyone has gone to eat, we are still hungry."

Liang boldly watched Tanchun bring a group of maids in, and then slowly relaxed his body, staring at a group of familiar brothers;

"What are you yelling about! Can you starve to death if you eat less? You are really worthless. Hurry up, Liu Laoba, Ma Shisan, I said brothers, help me down quickly, my brother's waist is hard, hey Oh, my dear, this carriage was driven!"

"Hi! I thought you were a master of the middle school, brother. You've been making trouble for a long time and you're just doing this!"

"Brother, I think you've done well this way."

"That's right, brother, slow down, oh my god, you're walking like this brother!"

"Don't even talk, my back hurts badly, quickly take me back to the room to rest, you guys bring my food over in a while, remember to bring me some meat to eat, Lang Jun's guards will not eat meat for a meal No way."

"Hey, brother, you are really talking about things with Lang Jun's guards. Lang Jun has something to say. The guards can eat meat every day, but they didn't say a word. Brother, you can't always stare at this sentence. Lost."

Liang, who was being carried back to the guard yard by a group of brothers, said boldly and proudly;

"You know what a fart, how can Lang Jun's guards have the strength to fight the battle if they don't eat meat?"

"I'm talking about brother, the fight has to be arranged by the head of the Lin family, at least it has to be named by the Lin family's imperial guards to go up..."

"Put your mother's stinky fart, what do you know? What if your husband is in trouble, and you don't have to fight if you don't go to battle? If someone wants to hurt you, should we just stare at him?"

"That can't be done, don't talk about hurting the Patriarch, who dares to find fault with me and cut him alive to hold back his grandson."

"That's right, dozens of us brothers don't leave Langjun's body all day long, whoever is so bold is just looking for death, I peeled off ten layers of his skin."

"Hey, brother, probably not. Our lord is the dignified head of the Li family's second room in Longxi! If nothing else, this is the identity. Who in the world dares to mess around? Isn't that life-threatening?"

"That's right, I also think what Er Gouzi said is right, whoever dares to hurt our lord, it's a brain that grew up eating shit."

"Oh, slow down, slow down, a group of idiots asking you to serve me is really going to send me away, when I become a big steward in the future, I can assign many maids to serve me."

After being thrown onto the bed by a few strong men like iron towers, Liang boldly expressed his wish with cursing, and a group of brothers followed him to care about his future;
"Brother, when you become a steward in the future, you can't forget about us."

"Elder brother and I, last time you asked me to steal fifteen eggs from Aunt Six's house, but I kept it tight and didn't tell anyone."

"And me, brother, I, Wang Erlang, stole ducks raised at home for you..."

Originally, An Ansheng lay down and was about to brag, Liang Boldly listened to the words of some stupid brothers, and immediately sat up and yelled loudly;
"You fart, fart your mother's shit, I will be a person in charge in the future, how can I ask my brothers to steal Aunt Six's eggs? It is even more impossible to ask my brothers to steal the ducks raised at home."

"Brother, that's not right, last time you..."

"What's wrong? What happened last time and next time, I warn you, don't you hear about all the things that steal your mouth from now on? Including when we went to the kitchen to steal mutton to eat, and we went to the workshop to guard the door and steal meat." You are not allowed to say anything about drinking, or when I get whipped by Aye, none of you will feel better about it, and ah, listen to your brother carefully, it will benefit you in the future!"

"Oh, I see, brother."

"Don't worry bro."

(End of this chapter)