Datang Happy Landlord

Chapter 687;
Chapter 640;

"What's the matter with you, Huai Dao, do you have a stomachache again? Come, sister, rub it for you."

"No, Sister Lizhi, I suddenly thought of a question, that is, my mother doesn't know if I can agree to this matter. I heard that my mother said this kind of thing, saying that it is important for a wife to be careless. I think we Should I go and talk to Auntie first?"

Li Lizhi rolled her big eyes twice, then nodded her head in agreement;
"That's right. Well, I'll accompany you to talk about it. Don't worry, Bad Dao, I will definitely be able to agree with your mother. She is the direct daughter of the Shangshu family! She is not an unknown person!"

"En! Okay, okay, let's go to the backyard together to find Auntie."

Seeing the two self-confident villains walking out hand in hand, Li Yu covered his stomach and laughed lightly.

Li Ge next to him pretended to be a child with an inexplicable smile.

As soon as the two villains went out, a simple conversation came from outside the door!

"Ah, brother Yuchi is here!"

"Brother Yuchi, Wanfu, my younger sister is polite."

"Okay, brother, you're paying back, you're pregnant, where are you going to play?"

"Go to the backyard and talk to my mother about something big."

"Go ahead, go ahead, is your elder brother in the house?"

"It's here, it's not long since I went in."

As soon as the conversation outside was over, Yuchi Baolin's gong-like voice came from the door immediately;
"Da Li, Da Li, why do you still want to have a party? Have you forgotten all the big things about my family?"

As soon as the voice fell to the ground, a young man who looked like an iron tower walked in quickly;
"Oh? Li Silang is here too."

This is the eldest son of His Majesty's number one important official, but he, General Aye Yuchi, has been bitten by those old officials. I heard that it is more dangerous, and I heard that Aye is trying to save his life. God knows what it is. No result, but etiquette is indispensable.

Li Ge, who was in his early ten years, stood up and saluted generously;

"Meet Brother Yuchi."

"No courtesy, no courtesy, brother has returned the courtesy."

Seeing Yu Chigong come in, Li Yu left the Taishi chair a little bit with his buttocks, and cupped his hands casually;

"Hehe, brother Yuchi is here, my little brother is being polite."

"I said Li Dalang, your old uncle is still staying in Dali Temple, and you still have leisure and elegance to invite people to parties? Do you have a conscience?"

Yu Chigong complained a few words casually, sat down beside him, and immediately started yelling without waiting for Li Yu to respond;

"What are you still doing in a daze? There's no use for a certain breakfast, hurry up and get your roast chicken."

"It's Mr. Lang."

The servants who served in the main hall agreed and ran out to arrange roast chicken.

Li Yu leaned lazily in the grand teacher's chair, cocking his thighs carelessly;

"You rascal, stop shouting. The matter of uncle and his old man is a foregone conclusion. Just wait for a chance to see the light of day again, and the official will return to his original post. If you still have no clue, can you rascal have the mood to eat roast chicken? You Why don't you come thank me, brother?"

"Thank you, of course I want to thank you. My aunt said that she wants to betroth the only daughter of my Yuchi family to you as a concubine. How about Li Dalang?" Is my Yuchi family generous enough?This thank you gift is precious enough. "

"Pfft!"

Li Yu, who had just taken a sip of tea, spit it out all the way in an instant, and before Li Yu could wipe the tea clean, there were many voices coming from the door;

"This thank you gift is precious enough."

"That's right, brother virtuous said it to the bottom of my heart."

"Since the brothers and sisters from Prince Qin's mansion are here to gather today, the young lady from General Yuchi's mansion will definitely come. Why don't you ask Li Da to take a sneak peek?"

"I think it's feasible, but I'm afraid that after reading it, Li Da will lose his mind like thinking about the Yan family's wife."

"Hahahahaha!"

Looking at the group of old brothers who had just entered the door, Fang Xuance's son Fang Yiai, holding a big chicken leg in his hand, his mouth was full of oil, Yu Chigong immediately jumped from the grand master's chair, yelling loudly;

"Fang Laohan! This is the roast chicken that a certain family just asked the servants to ask for. You haven't even eaten a bite at this certain family, so you should start first. You haven't eaten anything in eight lifetimes?"

Fang Yiai ate the chicken legs wholeheartedly, and ignored Yuchi Baolin's words, and then looked at the seven or eight people who came in with chicken bodies in their hands.
"Da Li, take a look, take a look, these shameless people, huh? They robbed a certain family's food and grass on the way, are they going to be shameless?"

Li Yu stood up to greet the old brothers, and shrugged his shoulders by the way;

"I've seen you brothers, please sit in the room, how about Yuchi rascal, today I want you to see that there are many people who are more rascal than you, I will piss you off!"

Yuchi Baolin helplessly turned around and stared at an extremely elegant young man;
"Li Dejian, you are the eldest son of the military god, don't you want an identity? Just hugging the chicken body and eating it? I will sue you to the old uncle of the Li family some other day."

After eating the chicken wings, Li Dejian imitated Li Yu and shrugged his shoulders indifferently;

"As you wish."

"What a bunch of rascals. Compared with you, I, Yuchi Xiaohei, are suitable to be a civil servant, such as the Minister of the Household Department, or the servant of the Ministry of Education..."

Before Yuchi Baolin finished speaking, Li Yu on this side and a few young people over there spit on Yuchi Baolin's side neatly!
"Pooh!"

"Pooh!"

"Pooh!"

"Pooh!

Yuchi Baolin swiped and jumped out for two or three steps;

"Hahahaha, a certain family has been prepared for a long time. If you want to use surprise soldiers to win, this is a useless effort!"

The crowd was bustling with excitement, and the voice of Dai Boyang, the eldest son of Dali Temple Minister Dai Zhoudi came from the door;
"This time a certain family witnessed it with their own eyes. It wasn't Yuchi Xiaohei's fault. You rogues spit on the military marquis of the Sixteen Guards in broad daylight. You should be whipped ten times as a warning."

Li Yu swaggered back to the bed in the main hall and sat down, talking nonsense;

"Why, you went to my little brother's house to settle the case. Wouldn't you be even more arrogant and domineering when you took over Uncle Dai's errand? And I have a chance to speak up and redress my grievances?"

Dai Boyang leaned against the door frame and did not enter the room, complaining hoarsely;

"Oh, you rascal, you haven't had a banquet for more than a month, and it's already benevolent enough for a certain family not to trouble you. Not only do you not know how to repent, but you are so arrogant. Today, I will get you drunk and tell you to come out. Ugly once, let's see if you're good or not?"

Li Yu lay lazily on the couch, and ordered a few maids to come up and rub his shoulders and legs for him, looking very happy, with an expression of enjoyment on his face;

"Don't dare to be a rogue. If you want to say that a certain family is incomparable to you, you dare not compare. With you rogue brothers in front, where will you get the younger brother?"

After Li Yu said this, the dozen or so young people who immediately provoked spit on the ground, and there was a constant sound of spitting. Li Dejian, the eldest son of the military god Li Jing, took the cloth towel handed over by the servant to wipe his hands, and spoke loudly;
"You rascal, don't put shit on me and others. If you want to say that this rascal's name and rascal style are second to none in Chang'an City, no one can compare to you, Li Da. Brothers, say something! Let's be fair!"

"That's right! Li Dalang is the number one scoundrel in Chang'an City!"

"Of course, the biggest rogue is sitting here, who dares to compete with him for the top spot?"

"It makes sense and makes sense! Otherwise, why would His Majesty feel disgusted whenever he mentions Li Da? He is the only one who can make His Majesty throw things at every turn. Look at your own shit!"

"What are you talking about? Cheng Chuliang is here, get out of the way, and quickly make way for me, the little prince, or a certain family will kill you troublemakers!"

"Come on! Another ruffian!"

"I said, brothers, I remember that Cheng Er was not so shameless before, why is it so foul-smelling when he opens his mouth now?"

"Hey! Let me tell you, Brother Zhang, there is a saying in ancient times, those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black. Brother, don't you see who Cheng Lao Er is closest to?"

The six brothers of the Cheng family who had just entered the door were active a few times and grabbed a man dressed as a literati;

"Of course I, Cheng Er, is the closest to you, Yan Laosan. Needless to say, I learned from you."

"You...you...you are just talking nonsense, when did I, Yan Sanlang, get close to you, don't spit blood, get out of here, you bastard!"

Seeing that Yan Jiasanlang, who was born as a literati, was blushed and thick necked by Cheng Chuliang, a large group of people burst into laughter.

"Hahahahaha!"

"I said Yan Laosan, you shouldn't provoke Cheng Er ruffian. Your family is the leading family among the 72 sages under the sage. If you are talking about knowledge, a hundred Cheng Er ruffians can't beat you, but if you talk about rogue What a rogue..."

Yan Jiasanlang tactfully followed up;
"How?"

"You are not worthy to carry shoes for others!"

"I said, Brother Du, are you promoting Yan Laosan or suppressing Cheng Er? This makes everyone confused."

"Hahahahahahahahaha!"

"Of course it's raising my second son Cheng, don't you understand what I'm saying?"

"Chou Chou, Chou Chou, this guy's face is thicker than a city wall, no matter how harsh your words are, he can still eat wine and meat, and then sleep soundly!"

Li Yu on the couch was laughing all over the place;
"Second brother's iron face kung fu is really good, I'm afraid it's three points better than Tie Shuo's kung fu."

"Hahahahaha!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Oh, it's so ridiculous. Tie Mian Gong, the name is so apt, I never thought that it could be compared with Tie Shuo's method, hahahahahahahahaha!"

"I said Cheng Er, look at you standing with the eldest brother, you are not like a real brother at all, the eldest brother of the Cheng family is a character with both civil and military skills, you dare not compliment you."

Cheng Chuliang kept twitching his nose as if he didn't hear it, and Cheng Da next to him greeted all the brothers in a respectful manner.

"Someone stole food before my brothers came. Which shameless person stole it? Hurry up and confess to me. As soon as I smell it, I know it's my favorite five-spice stewed chicken. I still have the face to say that I am the second ruffian Cheng, I think you are the rascals!"

Cheng Chuliang yelled loudly and sniffed everyone a few times, then stood in the middle of the main hall and gestured with his hands;

"Eight, I smell eight shameless..."

Before Cheng Chuliang finished speaking, eight people ran out and pushed him to the ground, still yelling inexorably;

"Brother Boyang, you witnessed today's murder case with your own eyes. I didn't fight back, and a certain family didn't move..."

Li Ge, who is in his early ten years, has lost his eyesight and mind since he started visiting people.

Li Ge, who has never experienced the big world, was well-behaved and arranged in a well-arranged room in the previous participation. How have you ever seen such a scene of mutual responsibility or even insulting?
This time, Li Ge has a deeper understanding of this famous big brother!The party hasn't started yet, these are the direct sons and daughters of the emperor's most powerful civil and military families, and they are so close to the elder brother!
Just by looking at everyone's casual appearance, once the eldest brother has something to do, there must be a situation where everyone responds. If he were an important minister of the court who dared to gather like this, he might be driven back to his hometown to farm by Aye in a few days.

Eldest brother is the only one who dares to do this in the whole world, no wonder everyone is looking forward to his banquet!
Li Ge's hands are tightly clenched in his cuffs. Li Ge, who was instilled by his aunt since childhood to be humble and not to cause trouble, is very sensible and precocious. Even in history, Li Ge is the most well-deserved among all Li Shimin's sons. If it weren't for Yang Guang's blood, Li Ge would be the best heir to the throne!
It's a pity that Li Ge's status is too special. Normally speaking, there is no hope for that throne for the rest of his life, but Li Ge is not reconciled, he is not reconciled to sinking like this, so he has been planning...

Today's pre-party meeting made Li Ge's eyes brighten. This elder brother is not of royal blood, but he is just a adopted son. Of course, he has no hope of inheriting the throne. Besides, his ambition is not on the throne. He just wants to be a big brother. Landlord.

Then the heir to the throne will be selected among the remaining princes. Fatty punished the first-class steward in the elder brother's courtyard by kneeling, which is considered to have completely offended the elder brother. Li Ge believes that the elder brother who will repay the grievances will never look at the fat man. Therefore , Fatty is the least threatening existence.

The second child is a sick child, and I'm afraid he will die in a few years. As long as he defeats the prince, and then gets this elder brother who may be powerful in the future, the throne of the Ninth Five will be at his fingertips!

Li Ge is still fantasizing here, while Li Yu on the couch over there speaks;

"Come on!"

"The servant is here, please give me your orders."

"Today's gathering, arrange all those who can eat and drink in this main hall, and arrange all the children in other courtyards. A certain family will not return home with brothers until they get drunk!"

"only."

As soon as he finished speaking, Cheng Chumo, who was next to him, immediately answered

"My dear brother, don't get too drunk, or you'll have to eat the whip after you sober up."

"That's right, what Cheng Da said is right, His Majesty the Emperor is watching you every day, not to mention His Majesty the Emperor, you can't pass Uncle Qin's test!"

"Don't worry, Li Da, eating wine with your belly open, isn't it just a matter of ten whips, who hasn't endured it?"

"That's right, eat what you want, and do what you want. Anyway, you Li Dalang has a thick skin. When you whip the whip, you can directly show your iron face kung fu. Maybe you can break the whip. Brothers, don't you think so?" Ah? Hahahahahahahahaha!"

"I guess Li Da's face can't be fixed with a whip!"

"It's hard to say!"

(End of this chapter)