Datang Happy Landlord

Chapter 802; You can never guess

Chapter 750: You will never guess

Li Yu stared at Ashinasheer for a long time, then nodded;
"Okay! Since you want to hear the truth, then I won't fool my brother."

Ashina Sher did not show any surprise or joy, but continued to have a serious expression on his face;

"Yes! If you are a brother, you can't be fooled. The most disgusting thing about me is that I have a trick on my face and a trick on my heart, so I always want to kill my uncle, because he is this kind of person, and he doesn't look like a prairie man at all. "

"My truth is, don't fight with people casually. If you really want to fight, you have to wait until later. Even if there is a fight later, you still remember that the more you win, the more you win, the more you fight, the more you fight, the more you fight. Go to fight... what's the matter, old man?"

Ashinasheer, a prairie man, felt a little uncomfortable when he heard such words. Three years ago, the prairie people killed 10,000+ soldiers to the banks of the Weishui River, forcing the Han court to send gold and silver for peace.

Grassland people have always been brave and diligent, never afraid of death, and grassland men are always used as two opponents. This is the first time he has heard that ten people beat two opponents, but he knows it is good for him If so, he can feel the sincerity of this Patriarch Li!So Ashinasheer resisted the resistance;

"It's nothing, let's go on, I'm all ears."

"Okay, actually, I guessed it too. You want to fight the Nine Surnames of Tie Le and the Xue Yantuo tribe, especially the Xue Yantuo tribe. They are the thorn in your side, but my advice to you is that if you go to war with these two tribes at the same time , it is inevitable for people to unite.

Give you four words, don’t rush and be patient, but you can make friends with Tiele and then use the conflict between the two parts to provoke Tiele, and then ask the two parts to fight first, and then you sit by and watch, and when Tiele asks you for help, you Just put the prepared heavy soldiers up in one breath,
If the situation is good, you can eat Xue Yantuo in one go, but according to my judgment, this is impossible, so you don't even think about solving it all at once, you just worry about hurting Xue Yantuo so that it can be healed.

Try to focus on seizing cattle and sheep, kill half of their elite teachers, and then quickly return to your territory. Don't think of all the retreats in Gaochang, which is not a serious place of refuge after all. "

Ashinasheer listened carefully to Li Yu's suggestion, and kept nodding his head in agreement, until the last escape route in his heart was broken by Li Yu, Ashina raised his head in shock, and the muscles at the corners of his mouth twitched.

"How do you know that I want to consider Gaochang?"

"Isn't that obvious? Please, old man, think about it for yourself. Is your fief close to Gaochang? If you lose next, where else can you go besides Gaochang?"

"How do you know that I will lose? And how do you know that I must fight Tiele and Xue Yantuo?"

"It's all the lice on the bald man's head, it's obvious, so why guess?

You sent troops this time, you didn’t come to fight the Han court at all, and you are not a fool, it is impossible to use all your troops as guns for your uncle,
Then it can be inferred that you send 20 troops and take out all your belongings. First, you need to integrate the internal affairs, and then you use the excuse of sending troops as a cover. In the end, you will turn around and fight with your old opponents. Who can't tell? up?Only that idiot uncle of yours is happy to sit in the den and fantasize about the fight between you and the Han people. "

The more Li Yu said, the more shocked Ashina was;

"You mean... Tie Le and Xue Yantuo, they can also see it?"

"Nonsense! Tie Le used to be a subordinate of your fiefdom, and Xue Yantuo has always been your enemy. If you mobilize all your troops, can these two families not care? To put it bluntly, they should be actively preparing now, and they are waiting for you to go back. Fighting."

"Pfft!"

Ashinasheer picked up a stone angrily and threw it into the river with a bang.

"Do you think I can't beat them?"

Li Yu shrugged his shoulders;

"Both lose! Do you think it's a good deal?"

"Tie Le's nine surnames are insidious and cunning. If you don't deal with this traitor in Qin Muchu, I can't swallow the anger in my heart. There is also a reason for the failure of Xue Yantuo's department last time. Now my subordinates are all loyal, and you Han people will kill again. Get rid of my uncle, without these constraints, I believe I can defeat my former enemy."

Looking at Ashinasheer who was gnashing his teeth, Li Yu patted him on the shoulder;

"So what's the matter with insidiousness and cunning? Can you treat the person in the same way as others? Just make a deal with them. Whatever the Tiele department likes to hear, you can say whatever you want. Put down your guard and wait a while." To be more tolerant, to be so close to their nine chiefs,

Then it is to expand the hatred between them and Xue Yantuo's tribe, you just pretend to be a fool, the more you pretend, the more you will be fooled by Tie Le's nine surnames, isn't it good to kill someone with a knife? "

"Of course, it's just that I don't have the fun of leading troops to kill them!"

"If you have this kind of mentality, you will still lose. Military affairs are fickle. As the saying goes, the enemy of the enemy is a friend.

You expand the hatred between the two families, and then unite with Prince Tuli in private. Neither of your two families can beat Xue Yantuo, but when you wait for Xue Yantuo and Tiel to kill each other, you will become the enemy of the enemy When the time comes, the three of you join forces, can Xue Yantuo still hold on?

Okay, even if you can hold on, I will give you some activities. The Han court sent troops at the same time. It shouldn’t be a problem for the four families to destroy the Xueyantuo tribe together, right? "

Ashinasheer looked at Li Yu with bright eyes, and after a while, he looked like a deflated ball again;
"It would be great if you were the emperor, but unfortunately you are not the emperor, Li Shimin may not listen to your arrangement."

"Hahahahaha, I am indeed not the emperor, but don't forget, old man, I am the patriarch of the second house of the Li family in Longxi, and the head of the third house in Longxi. Even if the court does not accept my suggestion, even if His Majesty does not want to send troops to the prairie , in my capacity, I want to support your 20 troops to fight together, that's a piece of cake, to put it bluntly, I can take out [-] troops, you should know my strength accumulated in Shangsanfang in Longxi for thousands of years Bar?"

Asnasheer slapped himself on the forehead and became excited again;

"That's right! I was only thinking that you are not the emperor anymore, and I forgot about this important event, isn't it? With your ability and status, it is really not difficult to support my [-] soldiers. It's really great. Tell me what you want What? Get rid of Xue Yantuo, vent my anger, and I will be able to raise my head in this life. This is the biggest black spot in my heart. As long as I can get rid of my shame, you can do half of Xue Yantuo's part."

"I don't want territory, I want slaves! I want population!"

"VIP???"

"That's right!"

"Where are the cattle and sheep?"

"Dispensable!"

"What on earth are you thinking? I really can't figure it out."

"Hee hee, old man, don't guess, you will never be able to guess with your IQ."

"That's right, then don't think too much. Speaking of it, I really can't believe it. The court will support me to attack Xue Yantuo. As long as your Han court doesn't come to make trouble, I will thank Changshengtian. I really dare not expect them to send troops to support. "

"That's true, but don't worry, with my energy and ability, it's not a problem if good people don't come to destroy your plan. The rest is nothing more than me leading the people to support you. There is no problem with that. Make it bigger, without the help of your brother, Prince Tuli, our two families can eat Xue Yantuo, and there is nothing wrong with it."

Thinking of Li Yu's terrifying crossbows, Ashinasheer kept nodding, like a chicken pecking at rice;
"That's right, if the two of us join hands, Xue Yantuo will definitely lose, especially your black crossbows, big and small. If I can distribute these to the clansmen, I won't be afraid that Xue Yantuo's tribe will be disobedient." , directly shoot a large part of them to death, to see if they are honest or not?"

"It's a good word, but you have to know it yourself, old man. If your subordinates are all scattered, it will be a question of where you will go in the future."

"Where do we go? That's right! It is absolutely impossible for your Han court to let go of the children of the grassland..."

"It won't kill them all. Don't worry. The Han people are disobedient. If you are obedient and live in peace, you don't have to worry about your life. Don't imagine that your uncle will dominate the grassland after his death. That is impossible. This generation The emperor is a man of great talent and strategy, it is impossible to make the forces on your grassland rise again, let alone make a certain family dominate.
I can help you eliminate Xue Yantuo, a disobedient child, but I can't help you dominate the grassland. You have to understand this. "

Ashinasheer sighed helplessly;

"Oh... yes, I understand this, I understand what you mean, let me preserve my strength, and wait until your Han court has smoothed the grassland, that is the best time for me to join the Han court, right?"

"That's right! That's what I mean. I'm glad you can understand. I know you are a wise guy."

"Then how can I save the lives of my subordinates to the maximum extent? My goshawk reported that your imperial court sent 5 people to leave the customs. The order they received was to cooperate with the soldiers and horses of the two states to fight me. I I believe that your court has other arrangements in the future, not to mention your clansmen here, can you just sit back and watch? Watch me kill your companions?

Then there will be endless fighting, and it will be difficult for both of us. In the end, my uncle saw what he wanted to see the most, alas...! "

Li Yu stood up and patted the dust on his hands as if he didn't hear it;
"Look at you, you are so promising, isn't it just another 5 people? What's the big deal?"

"No, I'm not afraid of 5 people at all. As long as you don't move, I can easily eat it. The problem is not about 5 people. There will definitely be more people coming soon."

"It's true. The Han court is full of people, but don't worry, no one wants to fight you desperately. If the court really wants to fight you to the death, or deliberately wants to deal with you, the two commanders surnamed Li have already set out at On the way here, I guess the commander of these [-] soldiers must be an unknown guy, at most a fourth-rank general."

Ashinasheer raised his eyebrows twice, and asked in amazement;
"Someone tipped you off?"

"Not this one, I guess."

"It seems that the heads of the Han people understand the Han people."

"Don't worry, just follow what I said. When the [-] troops arrive, I will find a way for you. At that time, you will cooperate well, and the two sides will make a fake operation, and then you will be defeated and go back. You wait Come on, as long as you retreat, the imperial court will send two military gods surnamed Li to go out.

At that time, both you and Tuli will pretend to be deaf and foolish, and stand still. After the imperial court cleans up your uncle, it will be the beginning of your revenge. When you clean up Xue Yantuo, the imperial court will arrange troops again, and the next step is to clean up Tuyuhun and Tie Le Nine surnames, as well as Huihe, no tribe can stop the footsteps of the Tang Dynasty, let alone the male crossbows and sabers of the prosperous Tang Dynasty! "

Ashinasheer finally stood up, and looked at the small river in front of him side by side with Li Yu;
"What about me? Your court won't come to clean up me and my tribe?"

"you?"

"Ah."

"Why do you clean up? You are one of your own, just like your younger brother, Prince Tuli."

"Is this your own?"

"Of course! You retreated safely and reached an agreement with me. At the critical moment, you made way for the court. Next, when the court uses troops on the prairie, you stand still. This is of course your own, but I think you It’s better to have a formal meeting with the envoys of the Han court, and write a document after the agreement.”

Ashinasheer rubbed his hands excitedly;
"Of course that's fine. I've already guessed that my younger brother Tuli met your envoy in private. In fact, I want to do it too, but no Han official came to me, so I..."

"Isn't that in front of you?"

"you?"

"what happened?"

"Aren't you an official yet?"

"It will happen sooner or later. My title is very low, and I am still qualified to be a peacemaker."

"That's for sure. You are the adopted son of the emperor, the head of the Li family in Longxi, and the status of the county duke. It's no problem to be a peacemaker. It's just that the emperor of the Han Dynasty meant this before? He called you Han. messenger?"

"You can say yes, or you can say no!"

"You Han people really turn too many corners in your speech. You either have it or you don't. Why don't you understand it?"

"Don't worry, look at you, you want to lose your temper after a while? You will also go to the Han court to be a high-ranking official in the future. It is not good to always have this temper."

As soon as he heard that he was going to be a high official in the Han court, Ashinasheer laughed;
"Hahahaha, okay, okay, then teach me how to be a high-ranking official in the Han court?"

"It's very simple, don't rush to pervert anything, read what other people think, and then decide what is good for you, avoid what is not good for you,

For example, this time, when I came to hunt on the prairie, His Majesty the Emperor didn’t say anything, but any fool would have guessed that the court wanted to use troops on the prairie. In this case, I came with a lot of people. , The title status is a very high existence. At this time, I am the envoy of His Majesty the Emperor. Except me, no one dares to temporarily decide to form an alliance with you, and no one else dares.

You can only wait until the emperor knows what you mean and give the order before the real messenger arrives. "

"I can only understand half of it!"

"It's okay, learn slowly, I will teach you, don't worry about anything."

"Then Lao Li, are you my backer? Are you my most staunch ally?"

"Forget it! Of course forget it! I have reached an agreement with you. After these things are done, others will automatically count you on my side."

Ashinasheer heard what he wanted to hear the most, and he looked up to the sky and laughed;

"Hahahahaha!"

"Good brother! I knew you were a happy person. I have you as a brother enough in this life."

"Old man, you can remember, I want Xue Yantuo's slave, your new brother has a big appetite, I hope you won't be frightened in the future."

"Scared? Don't worry, the children on the grassland will not be scared. Even if you want to be the emperor, you can't scare me. As a brother, I will accompany you."

"Okay! This is the real brother!"

(End of this chapter)