Datang Happy Landlord

Chapter 840;
Chapter 790;
Li Yu, who was lying on the bed, irregularly drew circles on the waist of the first-class maid He Xueling with her left hand, and rolled her eyes;

"Let's just talk about the Sun Immortal. I want to know everything about him, including the real relationship with our family, so that I can determine what kind of attitude I should use...to treat this elder."

In the evening, Mrs. Wei was taught a lesson by the Patriarch for the first time because of this topic, so when this topic was mentioned again, her body trembled involuntarily!
"Huh? Lang... Jun... Are you going to bring up this matter again?"

"It must be mentioned, you also know that I once fell off the cliff in the Qinling Mountains, and I am not very old, many things are in a daze, and there are many things, I don't even remember."

Especially about everything about this Immortal Sun, I am almost vague. If I don't ask clearly, how can I visit this elder who you call an elder?If there is a joke, I won't be able to go out, let alone live in Chang'an City, so I must know something..."

Li Yu's lies were almost flawless, and everyone nodded frequently after hearing it. The patriarch is the patriarch with careful thoughts and careful consideration!

The happiest one is Mrs. Wei. If Mr. Lang didn't teach him a lesson because of his age, or if he didn't disgust himself because his appearance was getting old, then Mrs. Wei would be completely relieved.

In fact, Mrs. Wei doesn't need to worry about these things so much. In fact, he is only under 30 years old, which is the best childbearing age for women, and the golden stage.

However, the women here, at the age of fifteen or sixteen, said their husband's family, and began to have children. Compared with this age, there are ten more rings, Mrs. Wei. Although she is extremely beautiful and has no wrinkles, she still struggles every day. To no avail.

The age of marriage in this era is a very frightening reality for an older young man like Mrs. Wei, and it hits Mrs. Wei without a clue.

Hearing the Patriarch's words now, Mrs. Wei really wanted to understand why the lessons she had learned in the evening were very important to her!

After learning the lesson, Mrs. Wei carefully tried and adjusted the content of the chat.

"It's no wonder that Mr. Lang is unhappy in the evening. Whenever I talk to my slaves, I will be taught a lesson. Mr. Mr....is it because of this matter that you are bothered?"

Li Yu rolled his eyes and responded casually;

"Yeah, I don't know what identity to use to face it, and you are chasing after Sun Shenxian, the elder of the elder, to greet him, and I am very angry!"

Mrs. Wei let out a deep breath in her heart, and even her body relaxed more than ten times.

"Finally found the reason, that's good, that's good!"

"Huh? What are you mumbling about, lady?"

"Oh, no, no, the slave family said, the gentleman doesn't have to lose his temper because of the age of the slave family."

"How is this possible? When you were in the prime of your life, you were as beautiful as a fairy, with a charming demeanor and such sexy long legs. You were also full of knowledge. The rules came from the royal nine rooms, and they were extremely rigorous.

You are still a person full of wisdom, a little beauty who is well-founded and relaxed, why would I lose my temper because of your personal problems?
Come come come!Little darling, ask Mr. Lang to be affectionate and affectionate..."

"Hmm~ Sir...don't want...let's talk about business here."

"Business? That's right, isn't what I am doing now the most serious thing?"

"Hahahahaha! Let me see where you little beauty is going..."

"Hoo...chi...Lang...jun...no...why..."

He could only watch Li Yu, who couldn't eat, and he was full of evil fire and had nowhere to vent. He didn't care about 21, and tossed the Wei family's wife until she became weak all over.

Of course, I didn’t forget to toss He Xueling a couple more times, and she was so busy that she gasped for breath before stopping to look at the maids by the couch;

"Get the contents of that bag of mine out, I've got to enjoy something else."

"It's the head of the house."

The other three maids who came out of the palace rushed to agree, then ran to the clothes rack next to it, and turned Li Yu's small bag out.

The three maids carefully took out the contents, a handful of golden beans, a badge for entering and exiting the palace city from Empress Changsun, and an exquisite longevity lock made of high-quality suet white jade.

All that was left was a pair of flints and a wooden box made of lobular sandalwood that was smaller than a palm.

The three maids walked to the couch with all the things in the small pockets.

"Ask Patriarch, what do you want..."

Before the maids could explain clearly, Li Yu sat up in the bed, and the sword servant, Mrs. Liang, hurriedly put a prepared small quilt on Li Yu's upper body to prevent the head of the family from catching a cold.

"Give me the little wooden box."

"only!"

After receiving the wooden box, Li Yu opened the mechanism amidst the expectation of a dozen maids, only to see that there were three layers of cigarettes lying inside.

Faced with such an exquisitely made paper stick, a group of women had never seen it before, and all of them stretched their necks curiously to watch!What the hell is this!
Li Yu took out a cigarette made by himself, held it in his hand, and gave orders to several maids;

"Light the fire."

"It's the head of the house."

A court lady took out a fire sickle and lit it on fire. After seeing the Patriarch's signal, she handed it forward with some fear.

She had to be afraid, and ordered the owner's hair, but she had to go to the underworld to choose to reincarnate as a human being.

After all, the body, hair and skin of the parents, especially the hair, which is the hair of the head of the family, is extremely precious.

"Come closer, haven't you eaten your night food? How can I smoke if you are so far away?"

"smoke?"

"Oh good good good."

"Blah blah blah!"

Amidst everyone's doubts, Li Yu lit a cigarette, took two puffs, and then spit it out, looking very happy, everyone who watched was shocked.

Mrs. Wei asked in surprise;

"Lang Jun, is this smoke? Isn't it choking? How uncomfortable is this?"

"Uncomfortable? No, no, it's not uncomfortable at all. It's too comfortable for someone who can smoke.

Oh, by the way, this is essentially different from the smoke from cooking fires that you have seen.

This is what I read from the book, using spices brought back from the Silk Road, cumin, rolled up and smoked in this way can treat some minor ailments.

But smoking is not addictive, and if all cumin is used, it is too numb and too cold, and I can't stand it, so I have been looking for herbs that can replace it, and I really found it for me. "

Last year, I asked people to get a lot of them, and planted them in the fields behind Zhuangzi. After they matured, I asked people to make them successfully according to the secret method I left behind.

It's just that I led soldiers out for half a year, and I didn't enjoy it. After I came back, I asked someone to bring it to me.

It's really comfortable. By the way, you guys, bring me a small jar. I'll put the burnt soot in it, so that it doesn't get on the bed. "

"It's the head of the house."

After a court lady agreed, she turned around and ordered a third-class maid, and soon brought a small ceramic bowl. Li Yu was very satisfied, flicked the ash into it, and then put it to her mouth to swallow the clouds!
Seeing the patriarch's happy expression, Mrs. Wei became a little greedy;
"Do you really enjoy it like this, sir? Do you want to have a taste too?"

"You want to smoke too?"

"OK."

"Okay, come and taste it, there is no filter, you have to gently, yes, hold it in your mouth like this, pump it, don't force it all at once, there are some tricks to close it, and then pump it into your stomach..."

"Ah... cough cough cough... oops... cough cough cough cough cough cough..."

"look at you!"

Li Yu patted Mrs. Wei's smooth back to comfort her, while nagging;
"This is a good thing, but for women, it is dispensable."

Mrs. Wei, who finally stopped coughing, snuggled into Li Yu's arms, and answered the words in surprise;
"My God, it's so uncomfortable, can anyone like it? Don't coax me, sir!"

"I'm not coaxing you. When a man sees this thing, he will naturally yearn for it. Don't underestimate this little paper stick!

It can make men all over the world go crazy, and then they can earn money and silk that is incomparably rich, which can enrich the treasury of the imperial court, and then make the imperial court dominate the world! "

"Wow, it's so powerful, I really admire Lang Jun's idea."

Li Yu looked at Mrs. Wei who was sycophanting, and walked to see a group of people in the room who seemed to understand;
"Is it great? I think you are flattering me, you little girl. You, you, you are all doubting, right?"

"I dare not!"

"If you go back to the Lord, the slaves will not dare!"

"The slaves dare not."

"It's okay, the patriarch doesn't blame you."

"Thank you, Mr. Lang, for your forgiveness."

"I don't blame you because I told you to wait. In less than a year, the dignitaries in Chang'an City, the nobles from the Five Surnames and Qiwang Gate, and the businessmen living in Chang'an City will all be there for this. The sticks went crazy."

"Lang Jun, are you going to do business again?"

"That's right, my lady is really smart, this transaction is different from all the previous ones, this transaction is unique, and it's a huge profit.

It is very easy to do, the premise is to stop the rampant counterfeit goods and prepare to monopolize the market, so as to ensure a steady stream of money in the future! "

Mrs. Wei nodded as if realizing something;

"It seems that the future of this transaction will not be lower than the market situation of liquor."

"A child can be taught, a lady is powerful, you are right, the sale of cigarettes is almost on par with liquor.

But paper sticks are more profitable than liquor, and the demand and cycle of buying and selling have also been reduced a lot. They are products that are consumed every day.

It means that unlike buying an iron pot that can last a lifetime without having to buy it again, this paper stick can be smoked out in a short time, so those who enjoy it have to keep buying, buying, changing, and enjoying it every day of. "

"Oh, that's it. No wonder Mr. Lang said that it is so big, and that it can fill the national treasury. It seems that it is indeed very profitable."

As if thinking of an important topic, Mrs. Wei raised her head;
"By the way, sir, you should go to the royal family and the imperial court for help. According to what you said, if the imperial court is not involved, it will be a big trouble in the future. If the profit is so big, the slave family thinks that rebellion is impossible. possible."

"Clap clap clap!"

Li Yu, who finished smoking, freed up his hands, and expressed his admiration to Mrs. Wei next to him!

"Awesome, I really admire the lady's wisdom and ideas, how could she think of this idea?
You are right. When the profit of a certain matter reaches a certain level, it will indeed trigger a war. This is a truth that fools can understand. "

"The slave family is just talking nonsense, Mr. Lang, don't take it seriously, it's a woman's idea after all."

"What's wrong with women, don't underestimate women, but I also agree that women should not do big things. After all, women's thinking is not normal, especially after women get rights, they are a thousand times more terrifying!"

"Well, what Mr. Lang said is too right. Women should stay in the inner house in the backyard, take care of their husbands and children, and take good care of their own men. Naturally, outsiders will take care of things outside. It is not right for a woman to go out and probe the road. Great!"

"There's nothing wrong with that!"

"By the way, sir, what kind of cigarettes are you getting? You have to sell them, right? How will you sell them? Do you have to open a shop?"

"We don't need to open it for the time being, but we can use the channel that sold liquor before. When we produce more things in the future, I will consider setting up a small shop or a shopping mall. Centralized management and centralized sales are convenient for ordinary people to buy and exchange.

It can make more money and silk, why not do it, now, don't think about it for the time being. "

Although almost everyone is used to Li Yu's unfamiliar vocabulary from time to time, but Mrs. Wei was very curious about the new words today, and couldn't help asking;
"The commissary and shopping mall that Mr. Lang mentioned? What kind of existence are they? I'm really curious about it?"

Li Yu rolled his eyes twice, trying to explain with the words here;
"Oh, it's the grocery store!"

When Mrs. Wei heard that it was a grocery store that poor people only entered, she was the boss with her eyes wide open;

"Ah? It turned out to be a grocery store, so... that's too low, sir? What we produce are all high-quality goods. Wouldn't it be self-degrading to set up a grocery store to sell them?"

"Hahahahaha!"

Li Yu raised his head and laughed;

"My grocery store is not someone else's grocery store. The ones I came up with are all higher-end ones, which have never appeared here. It is not the dirty, messy, bad, and dark grocery store in the world.

The grocery store I want must be paved with marble or granite stones, such as those high-end goods used to pave the floors in the imperial city,

Not only is it so exquisite, it has to be polished as smooth as a mirror, even more refined than in the imperial city.

The necessary counters are made of high-quality wood.

I want women who are in charge of sales, with fair skin and beautiful skin, and the same height between two sizes, uniform clothes, and uniform facial makeup. Buy them the best rouge and water powder, and ask them to make up Come out like the wife of a noble family, and then serve everyone who comes in to buy things with the attitude and smile of a maid, and treat everyone equally.

(End of this chapter)