Datang Happy Landlord

Chapter 866

Chapter 820;
"That's right, you can only choose to accept me, and besides, I'm no worse than any woman. You have an outer courtyard just opposite, and I know it very well.

Xichun Tanchun also took me to see the abilities and methods of the four of them. I completely defeated them in the four fields they are best at?
So, not to mention being a child for you, it is more than enough to be your wife and mistress. If it weren't for your status...you wouldn't be worthy of me at all. "

Li Yu's eyes were bigger than copper bells...

"God! I knew this kind of mental illness is the most difficult to deal with. It's true. This riding horse is simply a ticking time bomb. God knows when she will explode!"

"That... aunt, I also don't think I'm worthy of your nobility and elegance, nephew, I really don't want you to be wronged..."

Li Yu wanted to make another final struggle, and firmly grasped the stubble of this stunning beauty, but he was ruthlessly interrupted by the multiple schizophrenia patient before he could utter half of the words!

"It doesn't matter, I can accept it. How can life always be as you want? As the saying goes, the law of heaven is short of one, and life is unsatisfactory. Nine out of ten, so even though it is aggrieved to marry you as a child, I can accept it."

Looking at the cunning in the woman's eyes, Li Yu had nothing to say. He had a hunch that this stunning beauty in the world would not be so enjoyable, and it would definitely cause countless headaches!
As if confirming Li Yu's guess, Sun Simiao's only daughter blinked and said:
"I want to remind you that you haven't asked me to finish my sentence, my husband."

"Don't, don't, don't be so gentle, old man. My nephew is really hard for me to digest. Please tell me if you have something to do."

"Then I'll say it directly."

"Please."

"My identity and character have been determined. It is impossible for me to be at the mercy of some regular wife in your backyard, except if Xichun is the regular wife."

Li Yu tentatively asked:
"So what? What does Auntie want to say?"

"So, you have to explain everything to your future wife. Don't provoke me, or I will make her regret it for the rest of her life."

"Ah? This..."

Li Yu was stunned!
"No matter who is the main wife and mistress of the second room, your words are probably inappropriate, aunt?

I've never heard of a small or concubine in the backyard who is so arrogant and domineering. Auntie, don't put the cart before the horse. Shouldn't the mistress be in charge of the backyard? "

"It's not appropriate to put it on others, but it is appropriate to me, because I am your elder, and furthermore, I am also the elder of your wife, why should she care about me?
Besides, be nice to me, and I can help her manage everything in the backyard, including those concubines who want to rebel, isn't it good? "

"My God... You didn't feel it. You are rebelling? As long as you don't rebel, I guarantee that no one will dare or will."

"It's not good, little guy, no one dares to rebel against you now, but can you guarantee it in the future? You can guarantee that after the sons of those concubines grow up and become crowned, those women will not have the heart to rebel ?”

"This...Of course I'm sure. If she wasn't a kind-hearted woman, I wouldn't have put her in the backyard of Li's second wife, so I don't have to worry about it."

Li Yu was trying to quibble, even though he also had a premonition that the prediction of this mental illness should be accurate, but he still wanted to quibble, because he hated that kind of endless and unscrupulous house fights!

"Really, little guy? Do you believe what you say? I'm afraid you can't believe it yourself!"

"Believe it or not, can you stop calling me a little guy? I'm already a grown-up!"

"Oh? Your lord has your nod? Just as tall as my heart? You still call yourself an adult? Have you become a man? Or have you been crowned at the age of 20?"

"I'm dizzy!"

"Dizziness?"

"Come on, I'll help you sit down and rest."

Li Yu just sighed, he didn't expect this mental illness to be so difficult, and he really walked over to support Li Yu's arm in a swaying manner.

Sitting down, Li Yu looked at the stunning beauty standing beside her, and thought that she was a good woman who served her husband without knowing it.

Li Yu shook his head helplessly, and the beautiful woman next to him immediately kneaded Li Yu's temple obediently!

"What about you little guy? Am I more feminine than a woman?"

"Smell? Hehe, forgive me, my nephew, I really haven't smelled it."

"Can't you smell it? You should smell it again!"

Sun Simiao's daughter bent down and leaned into Li Yu's arms.

"Come on, have a good smell!"

"What are you doing? Are men and women giving or receiving kisses..."

"Stop pretending, little guy, you really want to put me on the ground, you think I don't know? Do you think I can't guess it? Which cat in the world doesn't cheat? You can't hide it from me?
Look at your eyes, I betrayed you a long time ago, your eyes are almost popping out, cut!What a coward, a guy who dares to think and dare not admit it! "

"I warn you not to frame good people! My eyes are crystal clear and pure."

"I framed you? Do I still need to frame you? If you look at your eyes, even a fool can understand it. Why do I need to frame you?

What is so clear?Indeed, there is also the meaning of bottoming out,
But that's because I want to see the bottom of other people's clothes. How about it, I didn't frame you, right? "

"No...no...yes, I really don't mean that!"

"Come on, don't pretend, my fair lady Zhonggu Lezhi, it's right for a gentleman to be nice, but it's wrong for you to talk nonsense, okay?
I can tell what's on your mind just by looking at your cheap eyes, it's pretty much the same.

With your little cleverness, you still pretend to be innocent, but hurry up and stop talking about you, the more you talk, the more embarrassing you will be.

how about it?You got my point, don't blush, little guy!Why is it so popular?Look, you have caught up with the monkey's ass. "

Li Yu was completely defeated!

"My God! Grandpa, look, these words could be said by a girl who didn't go out? Grandpa?"

Li Yu just didn't say a few words, and wanted to ask Sun Simiao for a comment, but the psychopath next to him sat in his arms and hugged his neck, a scent of virginity got into Li Yu's nose, making Li Yu's heart flutter !
"Stop making trouble, little guy, Aye, he has already entered meditation, and he can't hear a word at all. No need to look, the two senior brothers have also entered meditation. Are you blind?"

"It's all settled? Isn't it?"

Li Yu stretched out his hands, expressing that he was absolutely innocent, without any evil thoughts, let alone any evil deeds.

Li Yu felt that none of the three demon priests in this room had settled down, and they all heard everything clearly, because when the demon girl said about her..., Sun Simiao's right earlobe moved a little, and Li Yu Yu peeped very clearly.

Obviously, this demon daughter is an out-and-out demon girl, a little demon girl who is three points more evil than Huang Laoxie's daughter Huang Rong.

"Is it necessary to make a clear distinction between samadhi and sleep? You can tell from their appearance that this is a manifestation of wanting to samadhi. Whether they are awake or not, you should treat them as samadhi, deliberately tearing down other people's platforms. Don't you find it ugly?"

"That is to say, Grandpa and the others are pretending to be settled, not really settled, right Auntie?"

"Is there any difference?"

"Uh, no!"

"Then it's fine, you're still pursuing a woolen thread?"

Li Yu's eyes widened:
"Yarn?"

"That's right, little guy. Wool means boring. Xichun told me that. I heard her say it's your colloquial language! I also think it's very easy to say."

"Oh well, wool is just wool, what, can you go down first, old man, I'm really sleepy!"

"tired?"

"Ah, yes, if you sit on my lap with a weight of more than 100 kilograms, can I not feel sleepy?
Besides, my two arms have been raised like this, it is really sore, why don't you go down first, and let me take it easy? "

"Is that all you have the patience for?"

"Aunt... what do you mean by that?"

"The meaning is very clear. Normally, you would like to have all the beautiful women in Chang'an City in your pocket, attracting bees and butterflies everywhere.
You never let go of the two widows and sisters in Zhuangzi. You have to go to their homes every month and spend the night secretly several times. You have not been framed for these things, have you? "

Li Yu's face was flushed and he was speechless, but being stared at by the witch, he had no choice but to respond:
"Okay, okay, I guess you're right! Are you capable? You actually found out a lot about me."

"Just admit it. It's understandable for men to be lustful. All men in the world are the same. There are three women in the backyard when I'm old."

When Li Yu heard this, he took a sneak peek. This time, he was sure that the three Taoist monsters pretending to be asleep were not in samadhi, because both of Sun Simiao's ears trembled a few times, although the magnitude was very small!Li Yu still saw it!

"What are you looking at? Your grandpa and the others are in samadhi, so if you hear it, you have to pretend you didn't hear it."

"Er... what is this called?... What you said... is really embarrassing."

Li Yu followed in his heart:
"What logic is this?"

"Okay, let's not talk about them old men, just talk about our affairs."

"I'm dizzy, what can we talk about?"

"Of course there are, and there are many, many, for example, you can't wait to collect all the beauties in the world, since you have such a broad mind, what are you talking about?

Now that you think this way, you have to bear the consequences. For example, because of the wretched things of the woman, even if you shorten your life, don't complain!This is a good man!
In fact, a stunning beauty sits in your arms, and after a while, you feel sleepy?
It is said that after two months, your filial piety will be over, and then you can do whatever you want, not to mention other beauties in the world,
Just talk about the women you already have in your backyard, how about you level a bowl of water?Can you take care of their moods and needs?

"Amitabha, I didn't hear anything."

"What's the matter? Are you ready to meditate too?"

"I do not speak."

"If you don't tell me, I will return Amitabha. After meeting Daoxin and the other three old guys once, you will learn to speak the Buddha's language?"

"You still know this?"

"Of course I know, I'm a Taoist priest, and I happen to be in charge of monitoring your affairs, so I happen to know everything about you, including when, which night, whose house you went to, and then you said something naughty. I know everything clearly.

For example, what Kexin baby, why are your bunnies one big and one small?

And oh, Mrs. Zou, you... really... me..."

"Stop!"

Li Yu is not talking, this monster is afraid to tell all his scandals.

"What on earth do you want? I still have to go in to say hello to Grandma, can you not delay me?
Hurry up and finish the tossing, so I can go back to rest. I have come back from the grassland all the way, and I haven't stopped for a day. I am really tired! "

"I don't want to do anything, I just want to sit in your arms and keep warm."

"But it's summer, okay? Don't you think it's too hot, old man?"

"It's not hot! By the way, you have to raise your arms yourself. Don't blame aunt when you're tired."

"My God! Your old man is sitting like this, what else can I do if I don't lift it up?"

"You can wrap your arms around auntie! This way you won't be tired. Come on, be casual! Seeing you look like a stone man, I feel sorry for you. After all, you are my husband, and I don't feel sorry for you." Who is distressed, are you right, my lord?"

"I dare not! You old man let me go."

The peerless beauty shook her head fiercely:
"Don't let me go. If I let you go, I will be a widow for the rest of my life. I will never let you go!"

"But... you old man must at least understand that this important marriage has to be ordered by your parents..."

"Yes, did you see? That old man is me, Aye. He and your dead Aye made an agreement many years in advance, asking me to be your wife and concubine in the backyard.

Isn't this the order of the parents?And the parents on both sides are dead, right?

So I can sit in your arms openly, without anyone saying anything about me. "

Li Yu, who was downcast, was really tired, really tired. He glanced at the three monster Taoist priests, his heart broke, and he put his two arms around the waist of the stunning beauty.

"That's right, that's right, I'm your woman, are you afraid of wool?

Besides, I will sleep on the same couch in the future, are you ashamed?

Li Yu, who was usually bold and bold, was so choked that his face was flushed, and he lowered his head and dared not agree!
Seeing Li Yu's embarrassment, the peerless beauty laughed like a bell for a while, covering the corners of her mouth with a silk scarf in her hand, her shoulders shaking back and forth as she laughed!
"Okay, okay, I won't provoke you anymore, oh, what a timid little guy, let's talk about something serious."

"Auntie, please tell me, what important things do you have, please finish it all at once. I really have other things to do."

"What's the matter? You think I don't know? You must be thinking of dealing with me quickly, and then go to the backyard to greet Auntie, and then you run away and hide in the imperial city. You can't come out of your Da'an Palace.

right?am I right? "

"No, no, why should I hide? With Auntie, the most beautiful woman in the world, why should I hide? I wish I could see Auntie every day!"

(End of this chapter)