Datang Happy Landlord

Chapter 875;
Chapter 830;

In a panic, Li Yu ran into the tent of General Ding No. [-].

Dozens of generals stood densely, neatly, no one looked left and right, and it was even more silent. Qin Qiong's first lieutenant, Li Junxian, was holding a roll call.

"Liu Qizhou."

"people at!"

"Well, Liang Yishan."

"people at."

Of course Li Yu recognized this unlucky guy, but he didn't expect that this Zuo Wuhou Zhonglang General, the Duke of Wulian County, was transferred to garrison Xuanwu Gate, why did he rush back to roll call?
Li Yu, who was standing at the door, shook his head lightly. He wanted to go in, but he was afraid of attracting other people's attention. If he didn't go in, he was afraid of delaying the time. When he was hesitating, he heard that he was called, and quickly agreed. .

"Li Yu!"

"people at!"

"Ok?"

Li Junxian turned his head and looked at the door of the barracks where the sound came from, with a smile on his mouth, thinking in his heart, just waiting for you to get caught.This is just great.

"Li Yu!"

"people at!"

"Do you know what time it is?"

"If you go back to the general, Maoshi..."

"All barracks in the world are ordered at three o'clock, and there are only three people left. You just entered the camp, and you are still standing at the gate of the barracks. Are you guilty?"

"Well, uncle, my son got up late, and I don't know the layout of the camp..."

"Shut up! There are no relatives in the army, so where is your uncle?"

"It's the general."

"You are a sixth-rank captain, and you will be delayed on the first day. If you don't punish you for offending today, can you convince the son-in-law of this guard?"

"Ah? Wait a moment, general, the last general answered just now, general."

"Hmph, ask the other generals, how many times did I call your name before someone answered?"

Li Yu hurried in and asked a little general next to him in embarrassment;

"Well... General, I wonder how many times General Zuo Wuhou Li called my brother? Did you agree?"

These people are no strangers to Li Yu's arrival, are they the nephew of the great general? Many brothers have seen it before.

The young general who was being questioned stretched out his right hand, hid his thumb, and left four fingers in front of Li Yu;

"Four times. Lieutenant Li only agreed at the entrance of the tent when he was called for the fourth time."

Li Yu cursed fiercely in his heart, it really is 1 grass-mud horses galloping endlessly!
"Li Yu!"

"people at."

"I'm going to punish you for some future crimes, are you convinced?"

"The last general is convinced. Please order the general!"

Li Yu knew that he couldn't get away with this meal of killing power today, just like the first day in the hall, if you don't bully you, a newcomer, you don't even know how many eyes Lord Ma has, so Li Yu readily agreed Come down, it looks a little manly like this.

"Okay, I think you are a first-time offender, so you won't be fined too much."

"about!"

"people at!"

Two burly men in red clothes stepped forward excitedly.

If you can't see that this formation is specially prepared for Li Yu, then you are a fool. How can he bring soldiers to carry out the punishment?

Li Yu can only admit that he is unlucky, no matter how well prepared he is, if you come in earlier, no one can do anything about you, why would you delay yourself!
"Pull Lieutenant Li down, fight in the three armies, let him have a long memory in the future!"

"only!"

After the two strong men agreed, they pulled Li Yu and left the camp. The three armies continued to fight, and Li Yu's ass was beaten like a fire.

But Li Yu gritted his teeth and didn't yell out. This is the camp, not his home, not the palace, not the mansion of the general, and all the fucking men here, if he yelled out, he would definitely be laughed to death!
"open!"

"Shh!"

Li Yu shook off the support of the two guys, and wanted to walk back by himself, but the pain only exerted force from his buttocks, Li Yu grinned in pain and inhaled!

"My lord, don't move."

"Yes, my lord, please don't move around, you have to rest for a while, the herbal medicine prepared by the general for you, rubbing it will not leave any wounds, you have to listen to the general, or else If you leave a wound or something, there will be a few heads that are not enough to be chopped off, and there will be fifteen people in the family, my father-in-law, you can do it."

"That's fine, I'll take it off myself."

"Good good."

Li Yu gritted his teeth and stood up, took off his trousers and climbed onto the horse tie.

The two executing soldiers carefully wiped the herbal medicine on Li Yu's buttocks twice, massaged and kneaded Li Yu's buttocks for a while, and then released Li Yu.

"Lieutenant Li, wrong, wrong, this way."

"Isn't it over?"

"Oh, my father, I have to go back to the tent to report after the execution is over. You don't dare to run around, or my brothers will be in trouble!"

"I'm going, I've been beaten, and I want to go back? All right, please hurry up, don't delay, I have to go back to my barracks for roll call."

"This way, Captain, please."

There were no more than one less people in the camp, just waiting for Li Yu to come in.

"You go to the second row over there, that vacant seat was transferred by the former captain, you fill his vacancy!"

"It's the general."

Li Junxian took out the roster again, and clicked it again from the beginning to the end, which can be regarded as familiarizing Li Yu with the process of going to work. Sure enough, Li Yu's name is in the top ten places, it seems that it was not a scam just now His, he hit the muzzle himself!

"Okay, today's [-] o'clock is over, you can go back to your camp and make arrangements."

"It's the general."

"The new lieutenant, Li Yu, entered the camp on the first day, and he doesn't know the place, so you all teach him, don't call him always making jokes, we don't look good in Wei Li when we talk about it."

"It's the general."

"It's gone!"

"only!"

Li Junxian didn't give Li Yu a chance to get close, and was the first to leave the barracks.

Several veterans that Li Yu was familiar with smiled at Li Yu and left with their subordinates.

Those who remained were the middle and lower classes, and everyone was close to each other, especially Li Yu, who was very enthusiastic.

Can you not be enthusiastic? This is the job that Changsun arranged for him only after putting up a face.

Originally, according to Li Shimin's intention, he wanted to arrange an unfamiliar place for him to practice in the barracks of other faction generals.

When Changsun heard this, her face turned pale with fright, and she refused to agree to the death, saying that those enemies would definitely kill her eldest son!
Li Shimin saw that the eldest grandson was here for real, and imagined that what his wife said was not completely unreasonable, so he didn't insist on it, so he arranged Li Yu in the barracks of Qin Cheng's two guards generals according to the eldest grandson's idea.

"Lieutenant Li, it's not easy to take the five hundred veterans under your command."

"That's right, Lieutenant Li, those are veterans and bastards, so it's not easy to deal with them."

"You have to be more careful, brother."

"Thank you, generals, for reminding me, little brother, save it, save it!"

A group of people walked out while talking, two or three enthusiastic guys insisted on leading Li Yu back to his barracks.

"Hey, you're all in the barracks. I said Lieutenant Li, don't be a bitch and don't guide you. If you make other mistakes later, it won't be a matter of three battles."

"Okay! Then I won't be hypocritical. I'm on duty tonight. I'll treat you."

"Not tonight, you are a sixth rank, you come to arrange the military during the day, and you can go home when you are off duty, but we brothers can't do it, we have to live in the barracks safely."

Li Yu was polite while walking;

"Then you can't stay here for years and months?"

"That's not the case. There are three holidays a month, two days in the first, middle and late days. Only when you arrive at the o'clock can you go out to eat and drink."

"So that's the case, well, brothers, tell me the time, and I will remember it when the time comes."

"Needless to say, if you have the heart, Captain, you will know about the holidays."

"Hehe, I've arrived at your territory while I was talking, here! It's time for you to go in and show your prestige."

"Okay, let's talk about it later."

"Talk back."

After dismissing the three young generals, Li Yu took a deep breath, looked around to see that there was no one around, quickly grinned hoarsely a few times, rubbed his butt lightly, then puffed out his chest and raised his head, and entered the barracks with a serious look.

"Meet the general."

"Good courtesy!"

"Yes."

When Li Yu entered the room, he saw that there were more than 20 soldiers waiting. He quickly figured out the military system of the Tang Dynasty. A team of 50 people, one team leader, and one deputy. What did the few that came out eat?

Seeing Li Yu coming in, a veteran took out a book and handed it over;
"Please look, general. This is the number of people in our battalion. Ten captains, ten lieutenants, one in charge of weapons, armor, bows and arrows, the last general is the leader of the army, and one is in charge of food and grass..."

"Okay, got it."

Li Yu, who took over the book, cleared his throat, and the roll call ended in a short while, without delay.

"Okay, let's go."

"only!"

Although more than 20 soldiers agreed, but none of them moved. This is the first time they have experienced this kind of situation, and it is over in the blink of an eye?This is too easy to fool, right?
"I don't like to be procrastinated, and I'm not hypocritical, and I don't talk about it. My way of doing things is to share the blessings and share the difficulties.

The 500 people in my hand, no matter who has merit, must be recorded in the credit book, and it must be clearly written to facilitate the review and reward of the Ministry of War.

It is the number one thing that corruption of the military merits of Mexican soldiers is absolutely not allowed.

The second is, the food supply, how the court distributes, I will arrange everyone to eat, and the deduction of military pay is not allowed, not even a large sum of money.

Thirdly, no empty pay is allowed. If there is no one, then there is none.

I know the rules in the barracks, there are some empty pay, or else the brothers eat porridge every day?
You don’t have to worry about this one, my nickname is Huo Caishen, it’s not for nothing, I can say something arrogant, as long as the brothers work hard, eat meat every day to fill their stomachs. "

A group of people looked at each other, they had never seen such a scolding captain, but Li Yu saw passion in their eyes.Saw the way they like themselves.

Sure enough, not long after, they all started yelling.

"happy!"

"Exciting! It's so fucking enjoyable!"

"Lieutenant Li spoke to my heart."

"Li Xiaowei is Li Xiaowei. The thief sounds nice. I don't know if you like it or not. Anyway, I like it very much."

"Nonsense, who doesn't like it?"

"Captain, can you really eat meat every day? Could it be that you are just like those generals before, tricking us?"

"It's not a big deal for a gentleman to say something quickly, and today's lunch can be fulfilled by the brothers."

"Great."

"Tell me, general, what do you want us to do, we will immediately copy the guy and follow."

"That's it."

"Speak, General. Order!"

Li Yu scratched his head in embarrassment;
"Well, there's nothing to do, brothers, don't worry, don't take the guy, don't take it."

"Okay, okay, don't make a fuss, let's calm down and stand firm."

Li Yu's deputy was the veteran Bo, who was a part-time army commander, and he was under the eighth rank. He organized the troops and signaled Li Yu to continue!

"Okay, now that we've finished talking about the nice things, let's also say something ugly. This is called putting the villain first and then the gentleman. Ugly words come first. Good ones are not lacking, and I don't want any bad ones. They are all in accordance with military law and battalion regulations. Come on, Ding is Dingmao is Mao, so we can meet each other, have I made it clear enough?"

"clear."

"Understood Captain."

"Got it, got it. Just don't play tricks, don't mess around."

"That's right, you are not allowed to mess around. If you have something to say, you can explain it clearly to me. If you have any difficulties, I will solve it. That's the only thing. Don't mess around. Do you remember?"

"Remember the general."

"Just remember, today is our battalion taking turns guarding the Yuanmen?"

"Back to the general, that's right."

"Arrange someone to go out to the gate, and my people are guarding outside. Tell them to get some meat, and explain that we are 500 people."

As soon as Li Yu's words fell to the ground, a veteran who swallowed his saliva immediately stepped forward;
"General, let me go, I run fast!"

"Let's go."

"only!"

Not to mention that Li Yu has exhausted all means and is determined to clean up more than 20 leaders, only that after dark, in the Queen's bedroom, Li Shimin is sitting and drinking tea.

Mrs. Changsun is listening to the servant's report;
"Your Highness, that's all."

"Why are you hesitating? My son went to the big camp to roll his name on the first day. Which barracks pointed him out? Did you delay the time?"

"Which... there is no delay."

Upon hearing the mess reported by the servant, Changsun's anger flared up again;
"What's this called? Is it past the hour? Are you on track? You made it clear to me."

"It's Your Highness. The time has never passed. The slaves asked clearly from General Li, the general of Zhonglang. Even when the roll call was called, the father-in-law didn't go, but he followed in the end."

"You are such a waste, what a mess, what's going on?"

"Forgive me, Your Highness. General Li ordered three times, but the father-in-law did not show up. It was the fourth time when the father-in-law agreed at the entrance of the tent, so the order is considered completed."

"That's sort of done? How did he respond, that bastard? What about Zhonglang General Li Junxian? Why didn't you ask him why he wasted time?"

(End of this chapter)