Datang Happy Landlord

Chapter 927; The most difficult task

Chapter 870 Nine; the most difficult task

Fa Yimo, the orthodox left guardian of Taoism, led a group of palace masters, temple masters, and came in through the side door.

The maid hurriedly moved a stool for Yi Mo, but Yi Mo waved her hand and refused.

"No need, I will sit on the couch today."

"Yes."

"Hehe, why is Zuo Hufa willing to come to my bed today, aren't you afraid that I will take advantage of you?"

Imo didn't answer, just smiled and sat on the couch, the female Taoist who followed squatted down her shoes, Imo directly sat next to Li Yu, and answered with actions as you like.

"I got a lesson in the morning and learned that Your Majesty is going to travel far away. I'm afraid I will have to leave in a few days."

"Yes, your hexagrams have always been accurate. The emperor promoted me to be a fourth-rank official, but the place is a bit far away. I have to go to Lingnan, and I have to pack my things in the past few days."

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the journey is far away, Your Majesty will have to work hard."

"It's not a bad thing to go out and learn a lot about the hardships you suffer, and to enjoy wealth and honor with peace of mind!"

"My lord is open-minded, it's best to think like this."

The high-ranking members of the Taoist school all knew that Zhizun went to Lingnan at the right time, and the question and answer at this moment was just to deceive people's eyes and ears, making it hard to tell the truth from the fake.

"Well, people in the world often say that I am licentious and immoral, that I am not at ease in studying, and that I am obsessed with women all day long, but I don't know that saints also have clouds, and I also test my sex.

If there is no way of yin and yang between husband and wife, how can human beings thrive?Let's talk about it at a young age, if I don't accept female sex, how can my Li family's second wife spread out?
So I am obsessed with female sex because I am doing serious things, it is very serious, if I am not close to female sex, many people will go crazy. "

Regarding Li Yu's unreasonable words, no one in Da'an Palace felt that it was wrong, but many people couldn't help covering their mouths and laughing. He was the only one in the world who could make fun of women with such high-sounding words.

Yimo held her own identity and sat beside her quietly, while Guanzhu Miao, who was watching Wuji beside her, smiled and made fun of her;

"Since that's the case, why don't you just open the door of convenience today to accommodate all kinds of characters and beauties, so that you can have a good time, and don't blame the folk rumors for wearing those big hats on your grandfather."

After Guanzhu Miao finished speaking, he laughed first, and many women followed suit.

Li Yu didn't take it as a joke, but acted serious;

"That's right... the temple master is really a roundworm in my stomach. I told you to close the door of Da'an Palace, just to let go of the joy of hands and feet. Come on, let's make some charcoal fire to heat up this hall. It's not cold, but after taking off your clothes, you will inevitably catch a cold."

"only!"

Li Yu's words startled everyone, and Palace Master Liu of Shangqing Palace couldn't bear it anymore;
"Grandpa, this...isn't night, daytime prostitution...I'm afraid someone...gossips about it."

"Gossip? Who am I afraid of gossiping?"

"When it comes to the sky, I don't care. It's related to my wool? I can say whatever I like. I just live my own life and live in other people's gossip. How boring? Isn't that a fool?"

"Ah? This..."

Li Yu's philosophy left the aloof Palace Master Liu speechless, and it took a while before he stammered a reply...

"What the lord... said is not nonsense, indeed... there is some truth to it."

"That's necessary. By the way, does your lord know how to add the four Big Dippers?"

Imo, who was sitting next to her, moved her body, and the maid next to her quickly handed over two pillows for cushioning.

"There is still the last one that has not been determined. There are three viewers participating in the competition, all of whom are in the middle. Sister Zhou can't make a random decision."

"Oh, don't delay too long."

"Don't worry, Your Majesty, the decision can be made in three days."

"So good."

Li Yu, who nodded, looked at Han Yingxiang beside him;

"The lady can send someone back to the village to arrange things in the clan."

"Huh? Oh, Yui!"

Han Yingxiang was very grateful for such a big event to be entrusted to herself. This is the best opportunity for her to show her face, but she must not underestimate the work of running errands. The family families with five surnames and seven Wangs are like this. There are many things to do.

Especially this kind of work like going back to report letters and arranging things is usually done by the two ladies of Xichun Tanchun. If the two ladies are not with the Patriarch, they will send someone to write back to explain everything clearly.

Speaking of this, Han Yingxiang, who was happy in her heart, became frowning again. Although the two ladies and they both had a good relationship with each other, God knows if such a matter of acting on behalf of others will cause dissatisfaction?
In the Erfang family, who would dare to offend these two?

"Mr. Lang... Thank you so much, Mr. Lang, for your praise. I am so grateful..."

"Why did you forget the rules again? I have already written your name in the concubine's book of the genealogy. You are always making jokes. What do people think of me? Take a fool?"

Being said so in public, Han Yingxiang blushed with embarrassment and felt ashamed.

"Yes yes yes, my concubine is guilty, my concubine is guilty, please punish me."

"Not guilty."

"Thank you, Mr. Lang, for your forgiveness."

"Well, what do you want to say, you can be blunt."

"Yes."

Han Yingxiang, who had made jokes before, stood in a well-behaved and meticulous manner.

"Sir, my concubine is thinking that Mrs. Xichun is not here, and Mrs. Tanchun is still playing in Sun Shenxian's mansion. I will go back to the clan to make arrangements...wouldn't it be inappropriate?"

"I know what you're thinking, don't worry, it won't happen, Tanchun doesn't bother to meddle in these things, have you ever seen her meddling in her own business?"

"Um, not really."

"That's it. Don't think that Xichun used to take care of this and that. It was her whim, and you thought she was a rarity? Didn't you think it was Rong Niang who took care of it?

Xichun is the biggest uncle in the backyard of the second bedroom, did not see that Mrs. Yan Qi wanted to greet Xichun?
If you can do things well, she won't trouble you, just be careful not to offend Mrs. Liu.

No concubine of any family will offend the steward of the inner house. You are from a common people's family, and you are not used to the rules of the five surnames and Qiwang gates, so I always remind you when I come here, as long as you don't offend Mrs. Liu, I will ask you to show your face What's the matter once?I am also happy to be an adult! "

"Yes, thank you for your teaching, sir, I will remember it in my heart, I will definitely ask Mrs. Liu for more advice, and I won't make decisions without authorization."

"Children can be taught, don't worry, Mrs. Liu is very smart, she will give you convenience, and I believe you will do well."

"Xie Langjun, I don't dare to ask for advice. What do we need to go with in our clan? How much? I need to make careful arrangements when I go back, so that I don't panic and have no clue, and spoil the important affairs of Langjun."

"Only the people who take care of the crops will be left behind, and the other five centurions will guard the warehouses. The rest of the tribe will all follow me to live in Lingnan."

"Yes, I remember, I want to ask you to return to the clan, after all, there are only a few days left to arrange time, please allow me, sir."

"allow."

"The concubine retire."

"Well. Let's go."

Han Yingxiang, who got the chance to show her face, left the main hall happily. She was really grateful. Mr. Lang always raised his status intentionally or unintentionally, for fear of his own background, so he couldn't stand up straight. I am really thankful to meet such a top quality man as Lang Jun as my husband.

"Okay, here in Da'an Palace, Lady Ding also arranges to go up and down, let's talk about the things in our Taoist family."

Zuo Hufa Yimo didn't say much, as several capable men were there, so she didn't need to waste her words.

Sure enough, Palace Master Liu of Shangqing Palace took the lead;
"How does the lord want to arrange it? The disciple just obey and do it."

"The venerables from the left, middle and right walk with me."

Zhou Qianchen, the protector in the middle, and Mrs. Sun, the protector on the right, were away, and Yi Mo, who was next to him, took the tea bowl from the maid and agreed instead;

"I will wait for the law."

"The three Big Dipper formations are naturally going to protect the deity together, needless to say.

In addition to their two disciples, they are allowed to bring five more disciples. After all, there is a lot of miasma in the south of the Lingnan area, and the climate is too far from that in the vicinity of Guanzhong. It is not a good place. There are enough people to take care of each other. "

Palace Master Liu owed his body;
"Thank you for your understanding."

The dozen or so temple masters present pinched their hands, and thanked them with their upper body.

This must be thankful, without the permission of the Supreme, they can only bring two disciples there, no one is an exception, how can the minister bring many dead men to follow the Supreme?
Didn't you see the three hundred ways to protect the Supreme?They were all selected by the Sanlu Dharma Protectors, and they belonged to Taoist temples all over the world. They were not familiar with each other, and the leaders had to be replaced every year. They were almost exactly the same as those of the imperial court, and they were transferred back and forth.

"The three hundred dao species are still the same, and there is no need to make other arrangements for the others. The second room has no shortage of waiters, and everything is taken care of. The dao species only care about eating, drinking and sleeping. The rest is to protect your leader supreme."

After Li Yu finished speaking, all the Taoist priests present, including Zuo Hufa, agreed.

"Follow the law."

This is no joke.

When anyone sits in this position and opens his mouth to make an order, all Taoists in the four seas have to agree, even if the head teachers of the four major sects come in person, they have to pinch their hands and decide to be the leader.

Li Yu's eyeballs rolled;
"In addition to protecting the safety of the deity, you female Taoists have another difficult task."

As soon as Li Yu said this, dozens of female Daoists stood up and pinched out the Fa Jue with their right hands, even the left protector Yimo was no exception, and they all listened attentively to the highest will of Taoism.

Facing the serious faces of dozens of beautiful Taoist priests, Li Yu tried not to laugh.

"This arduous task is to sleep with me and walk the road of human relations taught by the sage of Confucius."

"what?"

"Follow... the decree of the law!"

"Forehead……"

"Follow... the law..."

Ah's life is left to protect Faimo, and the expressions of the others vary.

Because the Taoists of the past dynasties hardly cared about the affairs of men and women, and the only thing those supreme minds cared about was how to live forever.

Especially the Patriarch of Li's Second Household is the most Daozi, and he has no choice but to use the art in the house, so these female Taoist priests don't know whether to respond to such a strange order, or even know that it is Daozi's smile Word or decree...

"While I am the Daozi, I am also the patriarch of the Second Household. I have the heavy responsibility to spread the branches and spread the leaves. I can't deal with it carelessly, otherwise I will be ashamed of my ancestors.

And the Daozi in front all hope that the next generation of Supreme can spread Daozi's blood.

Therefore, in terms of emotion and reason, I enjoy women more and more, and beauty is the main theme of my life. "

"Yes."

"Ah... what Daozi said is very true."

"What Your Majesty said is..."

"What's the matter? There is no Dao Seed to agree to the decree of the deity?"

Li Yu put on an unhappy expression as he spoke, staring at Imo beside him.

The latter had nothing to say, so he had to raise his right hand;
"Respect the Taoist decree."

"very good."

Li Yu turned around and looked at a group of temple masters and their two disciples.

"What about you? Don't want to accept the order?"

"The disciple dare not."

A group of beautiful Taoist priests hurriedly lowered their heads to respond.

"Don't you dare not accept the order?"

"Respect the law."

"That's about the same. I'm a Daozi, so of course I have the right to enjoy your beautiful bodies. As long as you don't force those who are not married or married, it's not too much."

"Yes."

This time, a group of people agreed, for fear that Daozi would suspect that he wanted to rebel.

"If you think I shouldn't force you, then you can go as you like. Anyway, it's an invalid protest from me. Once you enter the Taoist school, you can't help yourself."

"The disciple dare not."

A group of people agreed again neatly, only left guard Fa Yimo rolled his eyes, which made Li Yu laugh out loud, and the scene eased a lot.

"Good lady, don't feel resentful. I'm still very likable. I don't have to be strong on the Venerable and the guardians in the middle."

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your understanding."

"It's just that I can't figure it out. The three venerables all took turns to be Mrs. Daozi. Except for the right protector of the previous generation who married Sun Zhangjiao, none of the others were interested in men other than Daozi. That is Mrs. Sun The one who married was once a Daozi."

"That's why I've always been very curious about His Holiness' attitude of keeping a respectful distance. Could His Holiness solve the doubts in my heart?"

"If you're not ready, your majesty can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and you can only get a living dead by forcing a decree. Wouldn't it be a lot less fun?"

"That's true. Don't be impatient. It's just a matter of when it will be ready. But it's a bit intriguing. What does His Holiness think?"

"Your Majesty, you don't have to beat around the bush. I just don't like it. Your Majesty has too many women. It's so messy that I have goosebumps all over my body."

Right now, Imo is a little bit on top, even claiming that she should be me, watching Palace Master Liu and Daozi's think tank Nine Dragon Temple's Guanzhu Wulei next to him, they are a little nervous,
But it's not good to interrupt indiscriminately, and the two of them can't figure it out. The Venerable has never resisted the Daoist, and has always been fine. In the past half a month, he has always lost his temper with the Supreme?
"Really? What does the venerable mean, I can only get three venerables? I can't touch other women."

While talking, Li Yu refilled a cup of hot tea for Yimo and handed it over.

Imo took it and took two bites before explaining;

"I didn't say that, my lord, don't frame me."

"There is no gold in gold, and no one is perfect. I think that apart from being beautiful, I don't have too many flaws. A good lady looks like a fairy, has a gentle personality, and is dignified and decent. I have feelings of admiration, too. It's human nature, please don't blame me, my lady."

In front of the public, Daozi spoke humbly to please himself. To be honest, Imo was very happy, but thinking of him and his master on the bed...

Immo is upset again, but it's not as cold as before?
"I didn't say you were wrong."

"As long as the lady doesn't dislike or disgust me, I will be grateful to the Taoist ancestor Sanqing. My love for my lady can be shown every day. If I don't get her favor, even if I am the supreme Taoist, it will be boring."

How could the people of the Tang Dynasty have experienced this kind of love talk?
Left Guardian Faimo felt very happy.

"I didn't say I wouldn't let you admire anything..."

(End of this chapter)