Datang Happy Landlord

Chapter 936;
Chapter 880;

Li Yu is thick-skinned, the kind that is thicker than the city wall, so he didn't think too much about it, let alone a dozen women in the room, even if there are dozens more, he can still play as he wants, how can he be crazy How crazy is he? The crazy dream he had in his previous life has a chance to come true in this life. He is not happy enough. How could he drive the women out?
After washing her feet, three of Yan Yingluo's personal maids came up to take off her clothes.

It was autumn and the air was refreshing, so he didn't feel cold. Li Yu took off his clothes and got on the couch, looking at his wife who was still in a daze under the couch.

"My lady, my lady?"

"Ah? Oh, what did your lord call me for?"

"It's late at night, my lady, we're getting married today, isn't a spring night worth a thousand gold?"

"A moment in the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold? Mr. Lang has a good literary talent!"

After Yan Yingluo lamented her husband's knowledge, she immediately thought of the story behind this sentence, her face turned red to the base of her neck.

"Whether literary talent or not is a trivial matter, the key is why don't you take off your clothes, lady?"

"Oh, okay, my concubine will come up now..."

Yan Yingluo couldn't help but glanced at Big Dipper and Erfang's sword attendant again. The three maids came up to serve her reluctantly, and took off their clothes...

Yan Yingluo, who had never shown her skin before, even on her wedding night, still couldn't let go of her body. After taking off her clothes, she was too embarrassed to take them off again...

His face was so red that he could bleed... He lowered his head and climbed up the couch from the top of his feet. This is also the rule of the big family, but it is absolutely not allowed to sit on the couch where the patriarch rests.

Seeing Li Yu naked, Yan Yingluo felt even more embarrassed, sitting next to Li Yu trembling nervously.

"Miss cold?"

"Ah? No...no, it's not cold. How can it be cold in the autumn breeze?"

"Is the lady afraid? Don't be afraid, a woman has to pass this test."

"Well, I hope that Mr. Lang will take pity on you and love me, it's the first time for me to be a concubine..."

Yan Yingluo, who was a bit incoherent, also realized that she had said something wrong, so she quickly shut up.

"Hahahaha, the lady is so cute, if it wasn't the first time for you, I would still dare to marry you in?"

"Ok!"

Yan Yingluo agreed in a very small voice, she didn't dare to speak indiscriminately again, she was afraid of making a joke...

"Come on, lady, a moment of spring night is worth a thousand gold..."

"what……"

As soon as Li Yu hugged Yan Yingluo in his arms, he went up and untied her clothes. The two frightened rabbits kept trembling, and Yan Yingluo closed her eyes in fright...

Li Yu raised his gun on his horse and started killing all directions...

There was nothing to say all night, this morning, Li Yu woke up early, Yan Yingluo, as the mistress who had just entered the door, of course did not dare to sleep deeply.

After dragging his sleepy and exhausted body, he got up, dressed neatly, ate breakfast, accompanied Li Yu to the main hall, and received the blessing of the third housekeeper of the Li family in Longxi.

As soon as the two sat down, Mrs. Liu came in from the side door at the corner.

"Meet your lord, madam."

"Exemption."

The two cooperated with each other in unison.

"Thank you sir, ma'am."

"Qi report to my lord, the two patriarchs of Longxi Dafang and Sanfang, and the two mistresses have arrived, and arranged to have tea in the main hall of the front yard. Please tell me, Madam, are you ready?"

Yan Yingluo looked at Li Yu, and then waved;

"I invite the patriarchs of the two rooms and the mistress to sit in the hall."

"It's ma'am."

Seeing Yan Yingluo's puzzled expression, Li Yu explained smoothly;
"Today I can only accompany the four of these two families, and other people's identities cannot enter, so your task today is not heavy, and you can rest after using it for the day."

"Oh, Xie Langjun pointed out, I thought all the wives of the eldest and third families would come."

"Let's go, it's almost done, you accompany me to the entrance of the hall to welcome the two brothers and sisters-in-law."

"It's Mr. Lang."

Not long after the two of them came to the main hall, the patriarch and his wife of the third house came into the backyard talking and laughing all the way.

Yan Yingluo's eyes widened. She really didn't expect that the patriarch and mistress of the two households were both 90 or [-] years old.

The two old men started waving their hands from a long distance;
"Brother is up?"

"Brother, why don't you get more sleep? Don't you get up at Si hour on weekdays? This meeting has just entered Chen Shi."

"Hahahaha, I know that my two elder brothers and my sister-in-law are both mentally strong, so I don't dare to snooze and waste the time of my brothers and sister-in-law. If my younger brother doesn't come to accompany me, I can't justify the etiquette. It's ridiculous."

The old patriarch of Dafang seems to be in better spirits and speaks loudly;
"Hahahaha, we are getting old and can't fall asleep, so come here early. You young people like to snooze, and it doesn't matter if you sleep a little longer. You are not outsiders, so why are you afraid of gossip?"

The patriarch of Sanfang also quickly picked up the quarrel;
"Isn't it? You just sleep more, and no one says anything about you. Why pay too much attention to it? We never treat ourselves as outsiders in the third room."

A few people came over chatting and laughing, two old ladies held Yan Yingluo's hand;
"Yesterday I wore a red hijab and couldn't see anything. Only now did I see the real faces of my siblings. They really are exactly the same as the rumors. They look beautiful."

Yan Yingluo was about to respond when another old lady opened her toothless mouth;
"Isn't it? She is three cents more beautiful than sister-in-law you were back then."

"You mean, catch up with you back then?"

"I think it's about the same."

"Hahahahaha."

After the two old ladies finished speaking, they both leaned forward and back together with laughter. Yan Yingluo had never experienced such a situation, and she just smiled awkwardly.

"Thank you two sister-in-laws for your compliments."

Li Yu arched his hands and rescued his wife, Yan Yingluo was over 20 years old, how could she deal with the two elder wives;

"You two brothers, please sit up in the main hall."

"Good good."

"Brother, come in too."

"Okay, please, two sister-in-laws."

"Don't worry about us, brothers and sisters, let's go in and sit and talk."

"Good sisters-in-law please first."

The six people cordially came to the main hall, divided the guests and hosts into seats, and the serving servants hurriedly brought various snacks.

The six people talked all the way from the ancestor Li Xin when he was a general in the Qin Dynasty to the present.

Finally, after a while of silence, the patriarch of Dafang suddenly said;
"I heard that brother sold those high-class warships to Jiufang?"

"Yes, brother, I sold it to them."

The patriarch of Sanfang immediately stood up;
"How about this time? But it's money back again?"

"Brother, don't worry, it sold more than 1000 million sticks."

"That's good. I finally got a fair price. If you want to say that Jiufang is not generous in doing things, it always likes to be cheap when it comes and goes. What do you think, brother?"

The old patriarch of Dafang sighed, and opened his mouth slowly;
"Everyone knows it, everyone in the world knows it. What can I say? If it's too light, it's useless. If it's too serious, it will offend Li Er, the Jiufang, so let's not say it."

The patriarch of the third house stood and gestured for a while, pointing at the white-bearded old man in the big house;

"Brother, why are you always like this? You have been a good person all your life. This one doesn't want to offend, which one doesn't want to offend, and you don't want to say hello in the end, and being fooled for a lifetime by others is not as good as me, a straight-hearted, single-minded person. .”

Li Yu didn't answer, only pondering in his heart;
"What's the use of being happy? Offending people everywhere, if the third house hadn't been twisted into one rope, your third house would have ceased to exist long ago, and you still want to die?"

Li Yu was thinking about it, and the patriarch of Dafang began to criticize;
"You suffer because you can't turn a corner. You don't like everything. There are so many things that don't look good in this world. Can you finish worrying about them?"

"We can only turn a blind eye and close our eyes. Let's forget about the past. If we are innocent and confused, we just need to settle it. Is it useful to make a fool of yourself?"

The old man in the third room was very unconvinced, and he defended with a stiff neck;
"Why is it useless? That time when I competed with Wufang for land? It's not like you don't know that if I didn't harden my heart, the [-]-acre grassland would have belonged to Wufang long ago. If it was your old man? That's it! A piece of family property is missing, am I right about this?"

"You're right, but you really won?"

"Why didn't you win? All the upper and lower rooms in Longxi stared and understood that I won."

"You won? Wu Fang got a grandson, married a daughter of your own blood, and then gave the [-]-acre pasture to Wu Fang as a dowry. In the end, you have been lowered by a generation. Is this a win? "

"Brother, I can't come and go with you as you said. Where does this come from? Brother, tell me, I will send my daughter to go out somewhere, isn't it outside the frame? This is reasonable, two people It's a code thing."

Li Yu covered her mouth with a smile;
"It doesn't matter who wins or loses, they were all born by an old ancestor, and the meat rotted in the pot."

"Oh, I said, brother! When did you learn the skills of the eldest brother? Are you here to live?"

Seeing the three patriarchs bickering, the three mistresses were all happy beside them.

"Did you see, brother and sister, these two have been fighting for a lifetime, and they have never talked about it together. When you, Aye, were around, you could reconcile. Now it's your man's turn to come up, and you won't go back to Longxi. The old guy can't find anyone he wants to find."

That’s right, this time it’s time to seize the opportunity. The patriarch of our family said he’s going to live here for a few years, and he’s going to explain all the bitterness of these years to your second room. Look, after all, I can't think about it, and I'm still twisting my muscles in my heart! "

Yan Yingluo knew about Li Yu's widow and granddaughter-in-law who had slept with Li Yu before, and Li Veteran's mother. This is almost a well-known joke in Chang'an.

At the moment when the mistress of the third room was talking, she didn't know how to speak up, for fear of being brought up to blame.

"I'm new here, it's only been a day, and I really don't know the depth, so I don't dare to sum it up casually. I also ask the two sisters-in-law to explain a little bit."

The mistress of the third room rolled her eyes twice, and suddenly changed the subject;

"Speaking of younger brothers and sisters, I heard that there are only a dozen or so concubines in the backyard of your family head?"

"what?"

It's broken, Yan Yingluo's heart skipped a beat, the more she was afraid of something, the more she would come. The mistress of the third room really came to bring up the topic of women, and she definitely wanted to run on her with that embarrassing thing.

"Isn't that right? Our second room is not a small family. There are more than a dozen concubines. It is indeed a bit shabby. I told the patriarch about this matter last night. Recently, I will ask the patriarch of the surname 21 to get some girls for my family. Increase the population."

"If you want me to tell you, brothers and sisters, you should arrange more water spirits. In the backyard of my family head, there are more than 100 concubines. Also boring!"

The mistress of the big house was eating melon seeds, talking casually, and finally added a few words;

"The dozen or so concubines of yours are not enough for your family head to play with. If he doesn't enjoy himself, he has to go to other places to make trouble. It's okay for my family to say that if they make trouble elsewhere, they will make people laugh. We have no one in Longxi. Brothers and sisters, you say yes It's not like this?"

"Oh, by the way, I'm just talking about the facts. It doesn't make any sense. You two, don't think about it. I didn't talk about the shitty things about Yu'er and your granddaughter-in-law."

Yan Yingluo had an expression of oh, I'm going, and didn't know how to respond, thinking to herself, you've finished talking, and you said you didn't mean to attack others?
The mistress of the third room swallowed the pastry in her mouth, and hurriedly responded;

"Young people's affairs, what do you, an old woman, care about her? I am a widow here anyway. There is no man to tease her. It's nothing to find one. As long as you don't make trouble and remarry, I don't know. .

Besides, there are no outsiders who are cheap, the little brother of the third room doesn't dislike her as long as she is old and skinny, so let's do it if those things are messed up. By the way, your little daughter of the first line has a husband's family, no How many times have you slept with Yu'er?When who doesn't know yet? "

"The first time I went to Lantian because of the Silk Road incident, and when dry wood and fire came together, I could still talk about understanding, and I fell asleep when I fell asleep.

But for the next three times, it was said that they had to reconcile the account books. The caravans who came back on the Silk Road all passed through our Longxi house, so why didn’t they reconcile it on the land of Longxi?
Baba sent the meat to Lantian Zhuangzi to play with his body?What is this called?Every time I go, I wait for half a month, and I always do those messy things in broad daylight. Haven't been done by a man in eight lifetimes?I owe everything like that..."

"You old man, why do you even inquire about my little girl's affairs in such detail? Could it be that you sent someone to watch?"

Yan Yingluo was dumbfounded when she heard this, what is this all about?

The mistress of the third room smiled triumphantly;

"You don't care how I know, anyway, I can't hide anything from my eyes, so, let's all be blind, deaf, don't know anything, eat when we need to, sleep when we need to sleep, how much more can we live?" in the year."

"Okay! Let me just say, you have a lot of things attached to you, just like your man, you always have to make insinuations.

It's just talking, if you are a parent, you have to work hard, hurry up and eat your cakes, it's rare to eat Yu'er's own cakes, this is the original flavor, eat more to stop your rotten mouth. "

The mistress of the first house was talking and laughing, while stuffing a large piece of pastry into the mouth of the mistress of the third house.

The mistress of the third room swallowed a large piece of pastry with difficulty, picked up the tea bowl and took two mouthfuls, and then rolled her eyes at the old man opposite;
"You want to choke me to death? If I choke to death, no one will have fun with your parents!"

(End of this chapter)