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Chapter 102 [Wait!I stroke it...]

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Chapter 97【Wait!I stroke...]

In this world, there is one kind of person who drinks very strangely.

At first glance, it doesn't seem to drink much.

Drink and drink, you are almost seven points drunk, just two or three points away from the critical point of getting drunk.

Let others see it, and they will have an illusion: this person, if he has three more cups, he will fall!
So, three cups and three cups, three cups and three cups...

Seeing that another bottle has gone down, people are still drunk, still seventy percent drunk.

But it just doesn't fall!
Moreover, this kind of person can often drink to the end of the wine table, and can stand up and walk... Even if he is already swaying, he will not fall!
Are you irritating or not?
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King Tiger fell into the pit.

In the beginning, he poured wine with his heart.

How much alcohol can a woman speak so delicately?

There is a saying: women don't get drunk, men don't have a chance.

But in fact, the probability of this situation is generally relatively small.

In general, women are mostly non-drinkers.And the few women who drink are more introverted than men, even if they drink, they drink it.There are very few people who really drink and get drunk.

Therefore, for those men with ulterior motives, it is not so easy to get a woman drunk at the wine table.

The biggest problem is: how to make the other party drink.

And this problem, Lu Xixi took the initiative to solve it for Wang Tiger from the beginning.

"As much as I drink, you can drink as much as you want. Whoever drinks less will not do! If anyone dares to drink less, whose life will I kill~"

Terrible?

Wang Huo was very happy, he just thought it was a woman who was talking and teasing, so he winked and asked with a smile: "Sister, what do you want to kill your eldest brother?"

Lu's delicate and charming voice smiled and said, "Mmm~ I'll throw you down from the upstairs~"

Tiger Wang laughed - this beauty has a great sense of humor!
Then before pouring the wine, Lu Xixian was dissatisfied again.

Holding the two-dollar white wine glass on the ordinary wine table in front of him.

"So small? Is it for mice?" Lu Xixi was dissatisfied.

Tiger Wang is so excited!With a red face, he waved his hand: "Change the big cup for the big cup!"

One or two wine glasses were lined up immediately.

Then start drinking!
Lu Xixian really did what he said, and the wine was dry!

Regardless of whether it was Wang Huo, Xiaoyong or Gu Kang, any one of the three respected himself, Lu Xixi drank his neck straight up, and didn't say a word!
In less than three or five cups, the deer's thin face turned red and delicate, like a begonia flower.

He looked drunk.

Tiger King is inspired!

I just think this fat meat is coming tonight!
Less than two 10 minutes.

Three men and one woman drank, and two and a half bottles of Jiannanchun went down.

Gu Kang has the worst alcohol intake, and his eyes are already straight.Xiaoyong is better, he has begun to speak out,

King Tiger has the best alcohol...but it's also a bit over the top.

The woman in front of me... She looks like she's already drunk for seven or eight minutes, but she's swaying, but she doesn't fall down?

Moreover, a glass of white wine is like drinking water?

Wang Huohu's alcohol capacity is actually not bad, but in less than 10 minutes, he drank more than half a catty of baijiu so suddenly. He drank too fast, and now his mind began to feel dizzy.

Instinctively, I feel that I can't drink any more - if I drink it any more, it will delay the big thing of eating fat tonight!

But... Lu Xixi smiled and unscrewed another bottle of Jian Nanchun, and then filled the cups of Wang Huo and the other two men directly.

Tiger Wang exhaled, and felt that his throat began to churn. Then he looked at the deer, and his body swayed.Her cheeks were red and she was drunk.

It seemed like he was about to take his last breath.

But it didn't fall!
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In another small room next door.

There is a table of dishes here alone, and Chen Xiaoye and Song Qiaoyun are sitting here eating.

Before eating, Wang Huo was afraid of delaying things, so he let the mother and son pay out, saying that the adults were eating, drinking and smoking, and the children were not good.

So let Xiaoye Ye and Song Qiaoyun go to another private room next door to eat.

Just after the food was delivered, the door was locked.

Chen Xiaoye was sitting at the dining table, holding a stewed and rotten tiger skin bully elbow in his hand, his mouth was full of oil, while pulling Song Qiaoyun's sleeve: "Godmother, father and those uncles and that big one. Sister, they are drinking next door!"

Song Qiaoyun looked at Chen Xiaoye with a straight gaze, and suddenly frowned: "There is murderous aura!"

Xiaoye Ye poked Song Qiaoyun's arm: "Godmother, it's not murderous, your phone is ringing."

Song Qiaoyun bowed his head.

In fact, she had long forgotten that she still carried her mobile phone when she went out.

At this moment, a cell phone in my pocket was ringing.

Song Qiaoyun picked up the phone and answered.

Lao Jiang's anxious voice came from the phone.

"Wife! Qiaoyun! Where are you? Why are you not here when I get home?

Oops where did you go?Have you taken medicine yet?bad bad bad!I looked at your medicine box, I haven't touched the medicine today!

where are you!Tell me where you are! ! "

Song Qiaoyun listened quietly and pondered for a while: "Coming general, common name!"

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Lao Jiang was standing in the living room of the house holding the phone, shouting in his heart.

"No, Qiaoyun! It's me, me! Me! Lao Jiang! Your husband! Listen to my voice... Listen carefully!"

"...Well, it sounds a little familiar. I'll listen to you sing a few words."

Lao Jiang: "..."

Fortunately, a familiar crisp voice suddenly came from the other end of the phone.

"...Godmother...is that godfather's phone number?...Hello...hello? Good godfather! I'm Xiaoye~"

Lao Jiang almost didn't burst into tears: "Yeye? Oops! Yee! My God! Where are you and your godmother? Where are you? Tell your godfather!"

"We're in... Zhefengtang." Little Leaf: "Godfather, are you here? We're having dinner."

Lao Jiang was first relieved!

My wife is with Xiaoye Ye... Doesn't that mean that it should be with Chen Nuo?

With this pair of brothers and sisters, there should be no danger.

Then suddenly it felt wrong!
What the fuck?Shade Hall? ?
Huh? ...then, that's not a paradise for men to go to hipi...

Pooh!Is that a place where serious people go! ! !

What is Chen Nuo doing!Why did you go to Shafengtang for dinner?And take both the wife and sister to that kind of flesh business place?

no!Gotta break his leg!

Lao Jiang asked two more questions, quickly put down the phone, turned his head and ran out of the house.

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Tiger Wang swayed, staring at Lu Xixi: "That... girl!Stop drinking, you're really drunk this time. "Speaking, Wang Huhu rubbed his hands with a shiny face: "Brother, there is a place to rest here, I will help you to sit for a while?" "

Stretching out the claws is going to touch the thin shoulders of the deer.

Lu Xianxian stepped aside, his figure made the eyes of the men present straighten, and he snorted: "Did I say I'm drunk?"

Wang Huo grinned: "You're not drunk, but brother, I'm drunk~ Sister, you can accompany brother down and talk for a while... If you don't drink, don't drink, I'll be here tonight..."

Snapped!
With a big mouth, Wang Tiger's neck was crooked!
"Did I say you can stop?" The woman narrowed her eyes and stared at Tiger Wang.

Tiger Wang was stunned.

Covering his face with one hand, there are still a few fingerprints on his left face!It was a little painful - drinking too much alcohol reduced the pain.

No!

Wait!

This woman, she hit me?
"you you……"

Tiger King reacted!
Not only Tiger Wang reacted, but Xiaoyong and Gu Kang also reacted!
Xiaoyong immediately yelled: "Little Biaozi, you fucking..."

Before he finished scolding, Lu Xixi had already lifted his neck and drank his glass of wine: "It's up to you to drink it!"

"I'm drinking your mother! Are you fucking courting death!" Xiaoyong jumped up!
The smile on Lu Xixi's face disappeared in an instant, and he looked straight at Xiaoyong: "So, you don't drink?"

"I'm drinking your mother!" Xiaoyong stood up and was about to come over and grab the deer's thin neck.

Just reached out...

"Huh? What the hell! Ouch!"

Lu Xixi suddenly bent over, avoided Xiaoyong's hand, and directly reached out and grabbed Xiaoyong's ankle.

With such a pull, Xiaoyong fell directly to the ground.

Then Lu Xixi had such a cold face, dragged Xiaoyong's foot directly, and dragged it to the window of the room in two steps and three steps.

Xiaoyong struggled desperately, but lying on the ground, like a crab that turned over, he couldn't break free.

"I'll ask you again, do you really not drink?" Queen Deer looked down at Xiaoyong.

"Fuck! You fucking..." Tiger Wang jumped up too.

Xiaoyong cursed: "Drink Nima! You don't want to live..."

Swish!
A figure was thrown straight out of the window!

swoosh~~
Pia!

Holy shit! !
Tiger Wang and Gu Kang were dumbfounded on the spot!Instantly sober up half!
Is this thrown out?

This this……

What the hell!

This Nima is on the third floor! !

The deer turned his head to look at the two drinking buddies, the coldness on his face has reverted to a happy smile.

"I hate drunk people the most! Come on, let's keep drinking~~"

"I'll fucking kill you!"

Tiger Wang let out a low growl, jumped up, and then picked up two wine bottles on the table, one of which was stuffed to Gu Kang: "Fuck her!!"

Gu Kang was stunned for a moment, and was pushed two steps forward by Wang Tiger.Tiger Wang also rushed forward at the same time!
brush!In the next instant, Gu Kang's hands were empty, and the wine bottle had already fallen into Lu Xixi's hands for some unknown reason.

The deer weighed it carefully: "Empty!"

Tiger Wang was taken aback.

brush!
I have no wine bottle in my hand!

The deer carefully weighed it again: "It's also empty!"

Queen Deer was unhappy: "What's the matter? What are you doing with empty wine bottles? Why don't you drink?"

"I'll drink you..." Wang Tiger still scolds...

Suddenly, I saw the snow-white glass wine bottle in Lu Xixi's hand. With a snap, it was directly crushed by this woman's slender hand!
The eyes of a tiger king protruded out!

Gu Kang screamed, turned around and ran, only two steps in the direction of the gate...

"oops!"

He fell to the ground, and when he saw that his ankles were tightly grasped by the deer, he was dragged to the window.

Seeing the window, Gu Kang screamed again and again, and suddenly he felt blessed and said loudly: "I drink! I drink! I drink!!"

"I told you earlier~" Lu Xixian was very happy, and dragged Gu Kang back to the table to release it. Gu Kang quickly climbed to the table and took a big sip of wine!

After all, the amount of alcohol is limited, and the spicy taste in his throat made him unable to help but pause for a moment with a bitter face, half of the cup, moved the cup and took a deep breath.

Snapped!
A slap in the face!

"You keep fish!"

Gu Kang's mouth and nose bleed from being beaten, and he quickly ignored the tumbling in his stomach. When he grabbed it, his mouth was dry, and he was afraid of being beaten. After drinking one cup, he took two more cups in one breath. A dull mouth.

Snapped!
Another slap in the face!A few teeth in Gu Kang's mouth flew out directly!

"No! Big sister, I drank, I drank!"

The deer frowned: "Did I let you drink so much! I only have one drink, you drink three! Who do you look down on? Provocative??"

Gu Kang is stupid!

The deer is fine and upright!He directly picked up the cup and filled up two cups for himself, but it was a mouthful!

Wiping the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand, he pointed at Tiger Wang and smiled heartily: "It's your turn! You are three cups short!"

Wang Tiger's face was blue and white, he turned a few times in an instant, and then immediately opened his throat and shouted.

"Come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Tiger Wang shouted several times in a row.

No one should!
Tiger Wang broke out in a cold sweat.

broken!

I explained it myself tonight... No matter what happened in the room, no one is allowed to disturb...

What the hell!

Looking at the woman in front of her, where is the little bit more cute?
This he is simply a cannibalistic female Tyrannosaurus Rex!

The smile on Lu Xixian's face disappeared again.

"Why are you calling someone? Do you want to be drunk?"

Snapped!
The queen pressed her palm on the dining table!
The thick rosewood dining table slapped her directly to create a hole!

Tiger Wang stared straight at it, and was stunned for a second...

Suddenly, the whole person changed his face!
Respectfully and sternly, he said: "What did you say, eldest sister! What is the most important thing in walking the rivers and lakes, that is the word "faithfulness"! Am I someone who can default on my debts! I asked people to drink because of you? So happy, I'll call a few more to accompany you to drink."

Saying that, Tiger Wang picked up the bowl in front of him and put three glasses of wine into one bowl.

Tons of tons!
After drinking, the bottom of the bowl shines.

"I respect you! What, I did it, you are free!"

Deer is very happy!
then……

...opened another bottle!
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Chen Nuo parked the motorcycle on the side of the road, and quickly ran to the small yard behind the shelter.

The door was closed, and Chen Yanluo jumped in as soon as he turned over...

"what!!!!"

a scream!
When Chen Yanluo landed, his foot just stepped on someone's hand.

Looking down, there was a person on the ground, lying there, smelling of alcohol and blood on his head.

Xiaoyong is also pitiful. He was thrown from the third floor, and happened to fall into the small yard. His head broke blood, and he fell out of breath. He couldn't shout loudly, and he couldn't get up.

I struggled to climb to the gate, and was asking for help, when suddenly a person fell from the sky...

The foot landed and stepped directly on his hand!

"Break, break..."

Xiaoyong tilted his head and raised his head to look at this person...

Just one glance, Xiaoyong did not hesitate, rolled his eyelids and fainted!

Why?

Scared!

Chen Nuo frowned.

Well, in fact, no one saw him frown.

Chen Nuo put on the shirt.

Leather racing suit, black helmet, a full set of B god outfit.

Go straight into the elevator and go upstairs.I didn't meet anyone along the way... Everyone was opened by the King Tiger tribe and went to the front to see the scene.

Just like that, he walked to the door of the upstairs lounge where he had been there once, and reached out to twist the copper handle on the door.

Um?locked?

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Tiger Wang drank another half a catty!
At this moment, he felt that he was dangling on the wire rope of death, and suddenly, he heard the door slam!
Excited in his heart, Tiger Wang quickly threw off the wine glass and roared: "Someone!! Come in! Come in! Help me!!"

Run away!

As soon as he ran to the door, the oncoming door was opened.

Tiger Wang raised his eyes and saw that his legs suddenly softened, and he felt that the dark clouds were pressing down on the top, and the cold was all over his body!

In front of him, this real figure seemed to come out of his own nightmare!
Black helmet, black leather jacket...

With a puff, Tiger Wang sat on the ground!My legs were still shaking, and I almost didn't urinate!
At this moment, the deer in the room looked carefully towards the door.

The originally unhappy face suddenly turned like a drizzle into the spring breeze, and the cold winter warmed the sun.

Jiao Di Di shouted.

"Husband~
You're here~~ These people are good or bad, people are afraid of waiting for you~"

Scared?
Aunt!Who the hell is scared! ! !

Um?wrong?

old, husband? ?
This killer is this woman's husband?

Holy shit!Your husband is this killer, you fucking said it earlier! !
Tiger Wang really urinated this time, and his crotch was wet!
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Chen Nuo frowned and walked into the door, first glanced at the room.

"What about that girl?"

"What?" Lu Xixi was stunned.

Chen Nuo took a deep breath: "Is there a girl here with you, um, about five or six years old, so tall... She is very cute."

The deer pointed with a small smile: "I'm eating in another room."

Chen Nuo nodded and glanced at the room, Gu Kang was lying on the ground, already unconscious.

This guy woke up today with alcohol poisoning.

"..." Chen Nuo sighed: "There is someone downstairs, did you throw it away?"

"Yeah! He's drunk!"

"What about this?" Chen Nuo pointed at Gu Kang: "Did you fight?"

"Yeah, he wanted to run away."

Chen Nuo nodded, grabbed Gu Kang, and threw it out of the window...

Pia!

Tiger Wang, who was lying on the ground, heard a muffled sound!
Chen Nuo pointed at Tiger Wang again: "What about this man? What did he do?"

Lu Xixi smirked: "He, he wants to get me drunk, wants to take advantage of me..."

King Tiger: ! ! ! ! ! ! !
"No! No! Big brother!! Big brother, I don't have it!! I don't dare to kill me!!"

Tiger Wang suddenly jumped up from the ground, and then knelt on the ground again with a thud.

Chen Nuo squinted at Tiger Wang: "Do you know me? Someone from Li Qingshan? Was there one of you last time?"

"Yes, yes, I was there last time." Tiger Wang kowtowed: "Big brother! I have never touched your wife at all!! Big brother, I really don't have it!!"

Chen Nuo sighed, but he didn't get too angry with Tiger Wang, but walked over and patted him on the head.

"Hey...you...are you scared tonight?"

Uh?King Tiger looked up.

Suddenly I feel a little aggrieved, what is going on?

"Well, it's better to endure the pain than to lose your life." Chen Nuo said.

then……

Tiger Wang exclaimed, and the whole person was pulled up and flew out of the window.

Chen Nuo clapped his hands and walked to Lu Xixi.

Chen Nuo was actually tensed in his heart!
He deliberately let go of the distance between him and Lu Xixi by two or three steps.

"That... do you remember who you are?"

"Eh? I'm... I'm Lu Xixi."

hiss! ! !
She said the deer are thin!Not Lu Yiyi! !

Chen Nuo took another half step back.

"Then... Lu Xixi, do you know what your nickname is?"

"Queen of the stars~"

Hiss! !One more step back!
"Uh...then who is your apprentice?"

"It's a little milk candy~~~"

"Hiss! Three steps back!

Chen Nuo's retreat is almost at the door!
Standing at the door, ready to pull the door to escape at any time.

"Then... do you know who I am?"

The deer smiled with a naive look, and his eyes were full of wine.

"You are... Noer, it's my husband~ You wear a helmet, and I know you too~"

Speaking, Lu tilted his head thinly and stretched out his hands: "Husband, hold me up... I can't walk..."

Pfft, the queen also sat on the ground.

Chen Nuo didn't dare to approach!

He stared at Lu Xixi and asked again: "That... let's stroke it again, again, I'll ask again. What's your name?"

"Why do you want to ask~" Lu Xixi began to drink and go crazy.

"...Uh, if I don't ask clearly, I don't dare to go there!" Chen Nuo coughed dryly: "What's your name?"

"I'm Lu Yiyi, my husband~"

"Ah? What about the deer?"

"Who is Lu Xixi?"

have to!It seems that when I was drunk, I recovered a little intermittently, but in a blink of an eye I forgot.

"Are you familiar with the name Queen of the Starry Sky?"

"Hahahaha~~ Husband, what a good middle school name~~"

Well, after you really wake up completely, you can still say that you win.

"Then... do you know Little Toffee?"

"Husband, I don't like toffee, I like to drink~"

call...

Chen Nuo's heart was put in his stomach.

Hmm, seems to have forgotten all about it.

In the past, he hugged Lu Xixi with both hands, and Lu Xixi's body was already soft, so he leaned on Chen Nuo's arms and walked out.

"The little girl is in the private room next door, isn't she?" Chen Nuo asked, leaning the deer down the corridor to a door.

After thinking about it, he shook the deer again.

"Well, my wife... there's something, it's a coincidence, eh! You say it's a coincidence! But it's such a coincidence! Didn't you meet a little girl today? Hi... see you later, I Talk to you again!"

"...???" Lu Xixi looked at Chen Nuo with a confused expression: "What are you...what are you talking about? Husband~?"

"Well, I'll talk about it later." Chen Nuo bit the bullet and said: "You can't remember a lot of things, I haven't had time to make up... ah! I remember telling you... uh...

What, I'll make it up with you when I get home at night... ahhh!explain to you! ! "

Lu Xixian seemed to have some doubts in his eyes.

Chen Nuo reached out and pulled the door handle.

With a firm twist, the door lock was twisted open.

Seeing that the door has already opened a third of the way...

Lu Xixi suddenly said: "By the way, husband, there is an aunt inside, who is the godmother of the child."

What the fuck?
What? ?

godmother! ! ! !
Chen Nuo is stupid!

But it's too late!
Because the door was already open, there was a small round table in the room, and his sister Chen Xiaoye was chewing on her elbow.

Song Qiaoyun held an old Nokia mobile phone - the cheapest one.

Seeing the door open...

Classmate Chen Xiaoye raised his head and looked at the two people at the door suspiciously - well, Chen Xiaoye didn't recognize this man wearing a helmet for the time being, it was his brother... She was not the Queen of Deer, she was relying on her breath. He Nianli's memory can recognize his husband.

As for Comrade Song Qiaoyun...

Aunt Song slapped the table!

Holding up the phone, he turned to Chen Nuo and Lu Xixi outside the door: "Who is coming!?"

Chen Nuo: "..."

The deer next to him lowered his voice: "Husband~ You don't know, this aunt is so pitiful, she seems to have some mental problems..."

Uh, wife, you may not know, I actually know better than you about this!
Looking at the house, there is one more Song Qiaoyun than expected...

Chen Nuo is blind!
This isn't a fucking script I know! !
What's up with this! !
Chen Xiaoye is my sister?

This woman is my sister's godmother, and of course my godmother?
What about the biological father who lay in my house last night?
Wife, you may not believe it... Our godmother and our biological father are actually a couple?
Is it human? ? ?

What do you call people to make up! ! ! !
Song Qiaoyun stood in the room, staring blankly at Chen Nuo.

Suddenly shouted!
"Do you dare to promise me when I tell you!"

……

dare not! !
This is really not dare! !

Who dares to promise who is a dog! ! !
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boom!
Chen Nuo closed the door again! !
"Husband? Why don't you go in?"

"Uh... wait! Wait ha! It's a little messy, a little messy..."

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Chen Nuo directly hugged Lu Xixi and backed out, walking quickly towards the elevator entrance.

Got it!

Take the deer out first!Come back to pick up the leaves yourself!Can't let Lu Xixian meet Song Qiaoyun!Otherwise it is not clear!Although Song Qiaoyun is a madman, this madness is intermittent!After waking up, it is impossible to help yourself lie!
Just got halfway down the hallway...

Ding!
The front elevator door opened.

Lao Jiang looked anxious and walked out...

"Qiaoyun! Qiaoyun!!!! Where are you!! Qiaoyun!!!"

sizzle! ! !
Chen Nuo felt that he was struck with five thunders! !
This is so fatal! !
That's why my father is here! ! !

Wife... our father actually didn't have a stroke, was paralyzed, and wasn't in the hospital!
Eh!Still jumping around and coming to Zhefengtang Health Care, do you believe it or not?
`
In an instant, Chen Nuo suddenly saw a door beside him... It was the big lounge where Lu Xixi was drunk just now.

Chen Nuo slid the door like lightning, hugged the deer and drilled in!

"...Husband? What are you doing?" Lu Xixi lay in Chen Nuo's arms, tilting his head to look at his own Nuo'er.

"Uh... Wife, I said that I suddenly had a urgency to urinate, so I came in to go to the toilet... Do you believe it?"

Chen Nuo, who was hiding in his helmet, was sweating profusely...

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At this moment.

At Jinling Chengkou International Airport, dozens of kilometers away.

At the international arrivals gate, a short girl walked out with a suitcase that was almost as tall as hers.

A few strands of white hair appeared under the hat.

"Lu Xixi! Dare to play missing? If you find me, you will die!!!"

Nine-year-old loli gritted her teeth.

Suddenly, Yu Naitang suddenly stopped!
She saw a familiar figure not far away, turned around and looked at herself.

A Caucasian man of medium build in casual clothes with thick glasses on his face.

When this person saw Yu Naitang, there seemed to be a smile on his face, and he walked over slowly.

"It's really an accident. I actually met you in this remote magical country."

The man possessed and touched Yu Naitang's head: "You came alone? Where's your majesty?"

Yu Naitang sternly said, "She's not here, I'm here on vacation... I'm Chinese."

"Oh..." The man nodded, as if smiling: "Okay, then I wish you a pleasant vacation."

Yu Naitang rolled his eyes: "What are you doing here? The leader of the great monks, came to the ancient kingdom, and the people here don't believe in your god."

"Me... I'm also on vacation, so I took an interesting little mission by the way." The man sighed: "The monks also need funding."

After a pause, the man patted Yu Naitang's head again and said with a smile: "Think about it seriously, there is no future for following that crazy woman, my promise is still valid, you are welcome to be my disciple at any time, I little genius."

After speaking, the man waved his hand, turned to leave, and disappeared into the crowd.

Yu Naitang stood there, waiting for the man to disappear completely...

The small body suddenly began to tremble in place!Uncontrollable trembling!
The eyes are full of fear...

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[Bangbangbang is the voice of love for you~]

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(End of this chapter)