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Chapter 305 "Holding Grandchildren", No. [-] in the World
Fengyang Magazine, editorial department.

"Xiaoqing, how are you doing?"

Editor-in-chief Li Shang asked Su Qing.

Su Qing shook his head and said: "The number of submissions is too small, and the quality is not good. Some of them are not only extremely poor in writing, but also full of mistakes and omissions in the plot. Take a look at this article and start with one Time travel, and there is also an omnipotent system, so go directly to writing online articles, we are short essays, and this article, stop talking about the "patriarchal" part, it is completely written Diary, write the story of how you went from preschool to college success, who will read it??"

Obviously, Su Qing was very tired.

Not only Su Qing, but the other four editors of the magazine are also very tired.

Yang Wen even said: "Actually, I didn't expect to have a short story master come to our magazine. I thought I could find a few good newcomers. As a result... hey, newcomers really don't find that much."

"Yeah, I've read 20 manuscripts in one go, and one is worse than the other."

"Hey, take your time, newcomers, it's not so easy to find, besides, generally talented people go to participate in Dingsheng Culture, but I heard that Dingsheng Culture invited several short story masters to participate together."

"Oh, who made our temple small."

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The remaining 4 editors were also a little frustrated and said that everyone was very excited about this call for papers, and they all wanted to sweep away the downturn of the magazine, but they didn't expect it, they just ran into the peak culture.

But Li Shang laughed: "What? The essay competition has just started and one by one is about to surrender? We are not comparable to the peak culture, but this does not mean that we must fail. Besides, the dwarf If we are taller, we can still find it, if we can really find a good short article, then it can be just for others to read, not a magazine with deep pockets will definitely be able to have a good article."

That's right.

It's hard.

Indeed, gold is easy to get, but good manuscripts are hard to find.

But just when the 'Feng Yang Magazine' was somewhat desperate for the 'short essay call', Yu Xiaoshu had already started writing short essays.

Coincidentally, for the "Feng Yang Magazine"'s essay call, Yu Xiaoshu did remember a good article.

Patriarchal.

This is a request for essays, but in fact, "Fengyang Magazine" is not limited to the aspect of "patriarchy" for essays, and even some other contradictory issues in society can also be written.

For example, teacher-student conflicts, such as doctor-patient conflicts, or... you know.

In short, for the solicitation of essays of 'Fengyang Publishing House', they just want to point out the questions with a few so-called cores, but even if the topic is off topic, as long as the writing is good.

The five editors of 'Fengyang Publishing House' are not stubborn people, besides, how could those who can be editors not know how to be flexible, so as long as it is a good manuscript, then they will definitely want it.

As for Yu Xiaoshu, he felt that his next manuscript should be perfect.

"Holding Grandchildren"!
You can basically know what it means just by hearing the name, yes, it means holding a big grandson.

You may not have read this article, but the author of the article must have heard of it.

Lao She.

This short satirical novel entitled "Holding the Grandson" was written by Mr. Lao She.

Yu Xiaoshu roughly recalled it, this is a little trick, as long as he has seen things on the earth, he can basically remember them instantly in his mind.

No nonsense.

Open the document and that's it.

Finished writing first, the title, and then Yu Xiaoshu started writing.

[No wonder Mrs. Wang is looking forward to her grandson; why not marry a daughter-in-law to hold a grandson?I can't blame the daughter-in-law for worrying all the time; originally, it's not that she didn't work hard to give birth, but if she was born and didn't live, or if she didn't live and was born, what can I do?Let's take the first child as an example: Ever since she was pregnant, Mrs. Wang has forbidden her daughter-in-law to do any manipulations, and she is not allowed to turn over at night.

Is this still careless?How do you know, after more than five months, the daughter-in-law probably had a miscarriage because she blinked her eyes twice more!
It's still a boy; it deserves it to end!
Let's talk about the second child, the daughter-in-law took the size even in the blink of an eye; when she yawned, there were two maids supporting her.fruit
However, there was nothing wrong with being cautious, and gave birth to a big white and fat boy.But after not living for five days, the child didn't know why, but died without making a sound.

It was November weather, there were four stoves in the delivery room, and the windows didn't even have a hole the size of a pinprick. It was hard to get in, not to mention the wind, or the wind god.

Besides, the child was covered with four quilts and five blankets, supposedly warm enough, right?Hmph, he actually died.As it should be! 】

……

At the beginning of the chapter, we got straight to the point. Mrs. Wang just wanted to have a grandson. For her, a daughter-in-law is used to give birth to a grandson.

As a result, both the first and second babies died.

The article begins with a humorous and sarcastic writing.

At the same time, the second paragraph talks about the situation after the birth of the third child. Basically, the daughter-in-law is made into a ball. Just like this, the child will grow up naturally, and it will not be easy to give birth.

However, Mrs. Wang is a traditional thought after all, and she believes that the child should be born naturally and not born.

As for going to the doctor, it is even more impossible.

[People say that the young lady has to go to the hospital.Go to the hospital?Mrs. Wang can't do that.Okay, I went to the hospital to have my intestines opened and my stomach was unnaturally produced, and I forcibly pulled it out from the stomach!Foreign devils and bastards can do that; the Wang family wants to "raise" the grandson, don't "take out" it.The natal mother also made a statement, can it be faster to raise a child?It's time for the chicken to lay an egg!Besides, the incantation has not been finished yet, what are you busy with?Disrespecting nuns is looking down on gods! 】

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The more he writes, the more Yu Xiaoshu feels that everyone is everyone.

It is said that Mr. Lao She looked down on short stories at the beginning. He felt that short stories were not worth writing, but because there were too many people asking for manuscripts, it was too late to write a long story. Under such a situation, Mr. Lao She planned to write a few short stories to cope. a bit.

What is Versailles?
In fact, this is also called Versailles, just write something to cope with it, write a few jokes at will, and you can write such a good manuscript in the end.

This "Holding Grandchildren" actually revolves around the birth and death of the third generation in a family. It describes a pious old grandmother. All she wanted was to have a grandson, which led to the death of her daughter-in-law and baby. .

And basically the irony from beginning to end, irony, great sorrow, great joy, and finally great sorrow again.

With less than 6000 words, Yu Xiaoshu finished it in an hour.

No need to think, hand speed and fast.

It's like a diarrhea insipidus.

After writing this manuscript, Yu Xiaoshu simply checked it to see if there were any typos, and then sent it directly to 'Fengyang Magazine'.

As for the pen name, Yu Xiaoshu chose 'Second Under Heaven'.

Yes.

With such a name, it is easy to understand.

After sending it, Yu Xiaoshu stopped paying attention.

He is still quite confident about "Holding the Grandson".

"Teacher Yu, are you looking for me?"

At this time, Gong Xue knocked on the door and said with a little respect.

"Well, if someone from the magazine contacts you next time, just say that you contributed the manuscript..."

Yu Xiaoshu roughly explained the situation.

After all, he didn't want Su Qing to know that he wrote it, otherwise Su Qing's personality might not accept it, and more importantly, the vest should be known by as few people as possible.

The first vest is Yu Xiao.

The second vest is the second in the world.

Gong Xue nodded hurriedly and said, "Teacher Yu, I understand."

"Well, please inform Zhang Cheng, Zhang Xiaohe and others. We will have a meeting in the conference room in 5 minutes."

Yu Xiaoshu glanced at the time and said.

"it is good."

Gong Xue said and went out to inform.

5 minutes later, the conference room.

Zhang Cheng and Zhang Xiaohe already knew each other, and the others were also familiar.

"I won't say anything superfluous. Everyone is familiar with it. Next, the variety show "Sister Riding the Wind and Waves" will be officially launched, and..."

When Yu Xiaoshu had a meeting to discuss "Sister Riding the Wind and Waves", his manuscript had already appeared in the screenwriting department of 'Feng Yang Magazine'.

The fourth editor, Xia He, is in charge of the review.

1 manuscripts have been eliminated in one hour, basically rubbish to make Xia He despair.

She wanted to ask these people, do you think short stories are easy to write?
All you need is a pen, right?

What is this thing written one by one? ?
And just when his mentality was on the verge of exploding, Xia He discovered this manuscript called "Holding Grandchildren".

"Holding the Grandchildren?"

Xia He glanced at the title, then at the pseudonym.

Hey!
This is a contribution from a newcomer, but with such a name.

Second in the world.

The tone is quite loud.

Originally, Xia He felt that such a pseudonym of "No. [-] in the World" in secondary school, she thought the manuscript was meaningless, so she prepared to glance at it casually.

result.

"This manuscript..."

Xia He sat up straight.

She looked at the beginning, Mrs. Wang's desire for her grandson.

Then I saw Mrs. Wang's resistance to the hospital and various feudal ideas.

[Male doctor!Male doctor as midwife?My daughter-in-law cannot ask a man to deliver her baby.Before the bombing was over, two big men came out, lifted their daughter-in-law and put them on the bed.The old lady's ears were trembling!This is to rebel, a young pregnant woman, how come a group of big men come here to do something? "Put it down, is there anyone here who understands human affairs?
If so, call some women!Otherwise, let's go! "It happened to meet a friendly doctor, and he said, "Let it down and tell them to go!" "

Mrs. Wang swallowed a breath, swallowing it so that her heart felt strangely hot. If it wasn't for her grandson, at least she would have to slap the doctor's loudest mouths! 】

……

When seeing this, to be honest, Xia He was very happy.

Let’s not talk about it before, even now under many so-called rules, some old antiques don’t allow male doctors to check and deliver babies.

Feudalism has always existed.

Besides, Xia He originally thought that this would cost one body and two lives, so according to Mrs. Wang's approach, her daughter-in-law would definitely die, and her grandson would probably die too.

As a result, I didn't expect that, if I continued to read, it turned out to be a different path.

[What a big grandson, weighing thirteen pounds!Mrs. Wang didn't know how to laugh, she held her mother-in-law's hand and she cried while laughing.The mother-in-law is no longer an enemy, but an older sister.The doctor is no longer a dude, he is a benefactor of the Wang family, and it would be appropriate to reward him with 100 yuan immediately.If it wasn't for this, how could such a fat grandson be suffocated to death, how could he treat his ancestors?I wish I could kneel down and kowtow for a while, but it's a pity that there are no concubines in the hospital. 】

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After looking at it, Xia He didn't expect that Mrs. Wang really gave birth to a grandson. Is this going to make everyone happy?

As a result, Xia He shook his head slightly after looking at it.

Mrs. Wang is indeed committing suicide.

In her opinion, the grandson must be raised at home, and must not be in the hospital.

"It's best to live in the hospital for a month when you take out a child through surgery," the doctor said. "Then what about the full moon in three days? " Mrs. Wang asked.

"Does it matter whether it is fate or three days? How can a woman entertain guests if her belly grows up?" the doctor asked.

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I finally got my grandson out.Mrs. Wang got into the car with her grandson in her arms, and sneezed as soon as she got in the car. She sneezed all the way home, and every time she sneezed, she aimed at her grandson's face.When I got home, I hurriedly sent someone to find the nanny, and the grandson was still holding him in his arms so that he could catch the sneeze.Yes, Mrs. Wang knew that she had caught a cold; but she couldn't let go of her grandson until she died.At noon, the grandson had received at least 200 sneezes, and his body gradually became hot.Mrs. Wang is even more unwilling to let go.By three o'clock in the afternoon, my grandson was burning like a coal.At night, the nurse had already hired two nannies, but the grandson died without a mouthful of milk.

Mrs. Wang only cried for a while; when she finished crying, her old eyes widened.

"It was taken out! Can the one that was taken out survive? Go to court with the hospital! Such a heavy grandson will only live for one day, how can there be a problem? It's all the fault of the hospital, dude!"

Mrs. Wang made an appointment with her mother-in-law and went to the hospital to make trouble.The natal mother also wanted to get her daughter out quickly, the hospital is unreliable!

The daughter-in-law is taken out; how can a lawsuit be filed if it is not taken out?Soon after it was picked up, the daughter-in-law's stomach cracked and it was useless to put "postpartum rejuvenation cream" on, and she died silently.Well, the two cases were merged into one, and Mrs. Wang reported the hospital.The old man's life is gone, and he can't help but avenge his grandson and daughter-in-law!
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Good guy.

After reading it, Xia He called him a good guy.

This is so well written.

Mrs. Wang personally killed her daughter-in-law and grandson, but she didn't think she was at fault. On the contrary, she believed that everything was the hospital's fault.

And it's so ironically written.

After reading it, Xia He said loudly: "I have one manuscript here, it can be worth ten, no, it can be worth a hundred."

Others in the editorial department were calm.

After all, everyone knows that Xia He often likes to exaggerate.

"Hey, don't believe me, you can see for yourself."

Xia He directly posted the manuscript to the group.

then.

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(End of this chapter)