My exes were all superstars
Chapter 382 Laughing and spraying, there is true love in the world
Chapter 382 Smiling, there is true love in the world (seeking subscription)
Spring Festival travel train tickets can be said to be hard to find.
Everyone gets on the train as if they are robbing something, regardless of whether there is a seat or not, anyway, one by one is really robbing something.
Coincidentally, Li Chenggong and Niu Geng met again.
Not only did the two meet, but they were in the same position.
One of the two must be fake.
Li Chenggong does not think he is a fake.
How could he be a fake in his opinion?
But he didn't want to talk any more, so he simply bought another ticket.
He thought he had bought two tickets and should sit.
Yep.
The bickering between the two is also a joke.
"You stand and I sit."
"Yes, I sit and you stand."
"That's right, you should stand while I sit."
……
It can be said that it is a small relief for Niu Geng and Li Chenggong to stagger.
Then it's more realistic.
A few young and beautiful girls came up, but it was obvious that Li Chenggong was lustful by nature. He looked at the young and beautiful girls and wanted to talk to them, but they ignored him at all.
Then came the handsome singer.
In fact, the character setting of the handsome guy on the train is also unreasonable.
For example, on the train, this handsome guy can say that he is arrogant, and even ignores anyone, Yu Xiaoshu thinks it is obviously unreasonable according to the following plot.
Why is this handsome guy ignoring the girl and Niu Geng and the others, but after the train collapsed suddenly, and then changed to another car, it was all ignored? ?
The characters of the preceding and following episodes do not match.
Because it doesn't match, many people think it's a drama.
Many people even said that what are you planning for such a thing? ?
Of course, the main creator also said before that this line actually cut some plots because of the length of time.
However, since it was Yu Xiaoshu who rewrote the script, what Yu Xiaoshu wanted was to make this character more reasonable.
First of all, he's not arrogant like an idiot, he's just in a bad mood.
The bad mood here is because he wants to be a singer, but, this little handsome guy's parents disagree, and then, because of this, he has a little temper.
However, he didn't shake his face at the little girls, he just said that he wanted to be quiet for a while.
And this one just makes sense.
It's not because of the arrogance on this handsome guy's face that it's interesting.
At the same time, Li Chenggong's wife also flashed next, a woman who looks very beautiful and hardworking.
Many people in the theater were puzzled.
"Damn it, this fucking wife is so beautiful and cheating on her mother??"
"No, I think this wife is much prettier than Xiaosan."
"I also think my wife is much prettier than my mistress."
"Hahaha, what's the point? Anyway, it doesn't matter how beautiful this special woman's wife is. I've been watching it for a long time."
……
Obviously, everyone chatted quietly while watching.
At the same time, in Dancheng, Li Ting said in a low voice: "So, in the future, you will also find a mistress??"
Xiang Fei broke into a cold sweat: "How could it be? What I hate most is looking for mistresses."
"It's strange to believe you. You men are the most deceptive."
At this time, Li Ting expressed her disbelief in Xiang Fei.
Xiang Fei didn't dare to explain anything.
After all, at this time, it seems that no matter how you explain it, it is not quite right.
Just watch a movie.
At this time, the plot continues.
At this time in the movie, one night passes, and then daytime.
Li Chenggong, Niudan and others are all sleeping.
The train is moving.
Then there was a sudden bang.
Everyone else was taken aback.
"Where are you??"
Li Chenggong woke up Niudan, and then asked with a frown: "The car stopped moving? What's going on??"
As for Niudan, he rubbed his eyes and said, "Let me see, the front side must have collapsed."
When he said this, Niudan still lay out of the window.
As a result, at this moment, the announcer's voice rang.
"Dear passengers, there is a landslide one kilometer ahead of the railway, please passengers..."
Almost as Niudan was rubbing his eyes and talking, the conductor's voice sounded again on the train.
"Hey, boss, the front has really collapsed."
Niudan said with a surprised face.
Here, the theater once again burst into laughter.
This is really interesting.
In other words, this cow egg is really a badass young man.
It's always been silly and cheerful.
The following plot is the cause of the train collapse, and everyone has to continue to get off the train to find a way.
Li Chenggong was completely speechless.
He called his min's wife again, but he didn't want to talk to Niudan at all if he wanted to follow him.
No one really wants to follow Crow's Mouth.
In the end, Li successfully found a car, and then there was that handsome guy in the car, and at the same time when he was driving fast, Niudan also followed.
This car is full of migrant workers, and even everyone is carrying a large bag, so it seems that they are all migrant workers.
While on the road, suddenly Niudan sang a song.
If you have money or not, go home for the New Year
It turned out that I wanted to return my hometown
If you have money or not, go home for the New Year
There is always New Year's Eve dinner at home
……
As Niudan sang more and more, basically other people also sang along.
It was Li Chenggong who was originally resistant to this song. He thought it was such a vulgar song, so he wanted to put on headphones and refused to listen to this song.
The results of it? ?
As the song grew louder, even the driver sang it too.
Then, Li Chenggong also sang along.
Then, the handsome guy played the guitar.
"My dream is to be a singer."
The handsome guy said while playing.
"If you have a dream, go for it."
Niudan said loudly.
The handsome guy sighed: "But, my parents don't agree, they think being a singer is not a proper job."
"Who said that being a singer is not a job right?? Look at that so-and-so, so-and-so, so-and-so, don't they all succeed step by step."
"Yes, young man, I think your song is very nice, come on."
……
A car looks lively.
That's the vibe of being home.
Many people in the cinema hall watched this scene and fell silent.
Yes.
If they didn't think there was anything to the song "With or without money, go home for the New Year" before, but looking at the scene in the car, of course they wanted to sing along.
The power of chorus is enormous.
Another reason is to go home.
Everyone's obsession with going home is actually huge.
Otherwise, everything outside is good, but it is not as good as your own home after all.
Thousands of good, ten thousand good, or my own small village.
Xiang Fei felt even more deeply about this point.
In fact, in the past two years, he did not come back. On the one hand, he is just like the others before, because it is not easy to go home. Going home once is like fighting a war. , In fact, there has been gradually no topic.
This home, Xiang Fei sometimes wonders whether to return or not? ?
But this time because of getting married, Xiang Fei finally came back.
Yes.
There are all kinds of inconveniences in my hometown, and the Internet is not very good. Sometimes it is basically dark after 8 o'clock. Except for those who play cards and drink, everyone else should actually go to bed.
Like 24-hour convenience stores in big cities, takeaways, random conveniences at any time, and sometimes even richer nightlife at night, but this time it will not appear in Xiangfei's hometown.
However, this time when he came back to Xiang Fei, he felt that no matter what, this was the place where he grew up, and the most important thing was that it was impossible for his parents to follow him back to the big city. Can't afford a house.
No matter what, I will come back to see more.
Come back this time and see how happy your parents are.
If you have money or not, go home for the New Year.
It can be said that these 8 big characters represent the wishes of parents.
From the perspective of your parents, no matter how much money you earn, as long as you can go home for the New Year, as long as the family reunite and have a meal together.
Xiang Fei thought a lot, but it was just a blink of an eye.
Just like the plot in the movie.
Because there was another landslide ahead, Li Chenggong finally urged the driver to pass through the village, because Li Chenggong said that he was responsible for the accident and added money.
It turned out that something really happened.
It directly hit the car of the village car puller.
Here Li Chenggong can be said to be quite embarrassed. He thought that having money could solve the problem, but in fact, who in the village would like you? ?
Many people are very happy to see it here.
Damn, is it amazing to be rich? ?
On the Internet, or in reality, it is really great to be rich, and that is exactly the case, and sometimes people hate this kind of people who just have a few stinky money and their noses are turned upside down.
What is it? ?
Go to yours.
And then Niudan began to pretend.
It turned out that the old woman choked on the date stone, and the cow egg saved the old woman's life.
In this way, the village head arranged a car for the handsome singer and Niudan, and then Niudan called Li Chenggong.
This is the first time Li Chenggong has thanked Niudan.
……
When he saw this, Xiang Fei finally understood what the title of "Come Over" meant.
Lost on Journey.
To put it bluntly, it means going home and encountering all kinds of embarrassing things, or all kinds of bad luck.
Look at Li Chenggong, he could have easily arrived home by plane, but luckily, he encountered heavy snow in Xingcheng.
Okay, let's take the train instead, and unfortunately, the train collapsed.
Changed to a car, and almost had another accident.
At this point, the movie is only 35 minutes long.
35 minutes, people don't think it's slow to watch, and even think it's quite fast, because the main actors are Li Chenggong and Niudan, but their combination is quite interesting.
It's really interesting.
Unlucky duo.
In short, at least Xiang Fei is willing to continue watching, and the girlfriend beside him is already looking forward to it, or Li Ting wants to see what will be said next.
Then the plot is about the female liar.
Because the female liar Li Chenggong and Niudan had a quarrel, Li Chenggong felt that he deserved to be cheated by Niudan, but the result was good. Li Chenggong thought that he could go back to Star City by car, but he never thought that the bridge was broken, so he had to come back .
And then, another laughing point of the movie.
Because he dropped his wallet in the car, Li Chenggong only had the last 80 yuan. Because he encountered a cow egg, the two of them could only open one room.
The cheapest is 61, what is more important?
More importantly, Li Chenggong does not have an ID card.
ID cards and money are all on the other side.
Then why don't you come and open a room by yourself.
"You two big men open a room??"
The waiter can be said to be quite confused.
The repeated sentence directly made the movie hall burst into laughter.
Immediately afterwards, Li Chenggong and Niudan were in the room.
In the end, Li Chenggong had no choice but to sleep on the same bed with Niudan.
Looking at Li Chenggong's appearance, and seeing Niudan hugging him, and more importantly, Niudan sleeping naked.
Good guy.
Not only sleeping naked, but also grinding his teeth.
This made Li Chenggong really helpless. He went out for a walk, and when he came back, he went into the wrong room.
"Sister, don't try to persuade me. That person is really annoying. I have to report to him every day what I eat, drink, and wear. I'm so tired. Isn't he going to catch the adulterer? Let him catch, catch , Grab a bunch of strings, how could he not find me? No matter where I hide, he will definitely catch me. Oh, when I left, I called and deliberately emphasized the hotel name and room number... "
The woman was on the phone, and on the other side, Li Chenggong was about to sneak away.
As a result, the woman's husband came.
"I said I went to the wrong room, do you believe me?"
Li Chenggong's words directly made the whole theater burst into laughter.
When the screen turned, it happened to turn over to sleep, and then turned around to find that Li Chenggong had disappeared. After the door opened outside, Li Chenggong was sleeping on a chair.
Niudan looked surprised: "Hey, boss, why are you sleeping here?? I said I couldn't see you, I thought you went to buy buns to eat. When did you go to sleep here?"
"How do I sleep here? How do you think I sleep here?"
"Boss, why is your face like this?"
"Can you manage it?"
"Where did you go last night?"
"Can you handle it?"
"What’s wrong with you?"
"If it weren't for you sleeping naked, grinding your teeth, hiccupping, and farting, would I have run out? What are you doing? What are you doing?? You were sent by God to punish me, you said the plane got off the plane Just get down, you said the train stopped and the train stopped, I managed to make a bus to dump you, but I was able to turn around and drive back, I found out that you are a goblin."
……
Li Chenggong's aggrieved and angry appearance successfully made the people in the theater laugh again.
The more unlucky Li Chenggong was, the happier everyone was.
Especially Niudan's innocent face.
Simply the perfect match.
Li Chenggong was about to leave angrily, but the conductor of the bus came to give him his wallet and ID card.
People looking for a hotel for the night.
But the bridge is not repaired, but it can be used as a ferry.
As the egg said.
There is truth in the world.
There are still many good people in the world.
……
……
(End of this chapter)
Spring Festival travel train tickets can be said to be hard to find.
Everyone gets on the train as if they are robbing something, regardless of whether there is a seat or not, anyway, one by one is really robbing something.
Coincidentally, Li Chenggong and Niu Geng met again.
Not only did the two meet, but they were in the same position.
One of the two must be fake.
Li Chenggong does not think he is a fake.
How could he be a fake in his opinion?
But he didn't want to talk any more, so he simply bought another ticket.
He thought he had bought two tickets and should sit.
Yep.
The bickering between the two is also a joke.
"You stand and I sit."
"Yes, I sit and you stand."
"That's right, you should stand while I sit."
……
It can be said that it is a small relief for Niu Geng and Li Chenggong to stagger.
Then it's more realistic.
A few young and beautiful girls came up, but it was obvious that Li Chenggong was lustful by nature. He looked at the young and beautiful girls and wanted to talk to them, but they ignored him at all.
Then came the handsome singer.
In fact, the character setting of the handsome guy on the train is also unreasonable.
For example, on the train, this handsome guy can say that he is arrogant, and even ignores anyone, Yu Xiaoshu thinks it is obviously unreasonable according to the following plot.
Why is this handsome guy ignoring the girl and Niu Geng and the others, but after the train collapsed suddenly, and then changed to another car, it was all ignored? ?
The characters of the preceding and following episodes do not match.
Because it doesn't match, many people think it's a drama.
Many people even said that what are you planning for such a thing? ?
Of course, the main creator also said before that this line actually cut some plots because of the length of time.
However, since it was Yu Xiaoshu who rewrote the script, what Yu Xiaoshu wanted was to make this character more reasonable.
First of all, he's not arrogant like an idiot, he's just in a bad mood.
The bad mood here is because he wants to be a singer, but, this little handsome guy's parents disagree, and then, because of this, he has a little temper.
However, he didn't shake his face at the little girls, he just said that he wanted to be quiet for a while.
And this one just makes sense.
It's not because of the arrogance on this handsome guy's face that it's interesting.
At the same time, Li Chenggong's wife also flashed next, a woman who looks very beautiful and hardworking.
Many people in the theater were puzzled.
"Damn it, this fucking wife is so beautiful and cheating on her mother??"
"No, I think this wife is much prettier than Xiaosan."
"I also think my wife is much prettier than my mistress."
"Hahaha, what's the point? Anyway, it doesn't matter how beautiful this special woman's wife is. I've been watching it for a long time."
……
Obviously, everyone chatted quietly while watching.
At the same time, in Dancheng, Li Ting said in a low voice: "So, in the future, you will also find a mistress??"
Xiang Fei broke into a cold sweat: "How could it be? What I hate most is looking for mistresses."
"It's strange to believe you. You men are the most deceptive."
At this time, Li Ting expressed her disbelief in Xiang Fei.
Xiang Fei didn't dare to explain anything.
After all, at this time, it seems that no matter how you explain it, it is not quite right.
Just watch a movie.
At this time, the plot continues.
At this time in the movie, one night passes, and then daytime.
Li Chenggong, Niudan and others are all sleeping.
The train is moving.
Then there was a sudden bang.
Everyone else was taken aback.
"Where are you??"
Li Chenggong woke up Niudan, and then asked with a frown: "The car stopped moving? What's going on??"
As for Niudan, he rubbed his eyes and said, "Let me see, the front side must have collapsed."
When he said this, Niudan still lay out of the window.
As a result, at this moment, the announcer's voice rang.
"Dear passengers, there is a landslide one kilometer ahead of the railway, please passengers..."
Almost as Niudan was rubbing his eyes and talking, the conductor's voice sounded again on the train.
"Hey, boss, the front has really collapsed."
Niudan said with a surprised face.
Here, the theater once again burst into laughter.
This is really interesting.
In other words, this cow egg is really a badass young man.
It's always been silly and cheerful.
The following plot is the cause of the train collapse, and everyone has to continue to get off the train to find a way.
Li Chenggong was completely speechless.
He called his min's wife again, but he didn't want to talk to Niudan at all if he wanted to follow him.
No one really wants to follow Crow's Mouth.
In the end, Li successfully found a car, and then there was that handsome guy in the car, and at the same time when he was driving fast, Niudan also followed.
This car is full of migrant workers, and even everyone is carrying a large bag, so it seems that they are all migrant workers.
While on the road, suddenly Niudan sang a song.
If you have money or not, go home for the New Year
It turned out that I wanted to return my hometown
If you have money or not, go home for the New Year
There is always New Year's Eve dinner at home
……
As Niudan sang more and more, basically other people also sang along.
It was Li Chenggong who was originally resistant to this song. He thought it was such a vulgar song, so he wanted to put on headphones and refused to listen to this song.
The results of it? ?
As the song grew louder, even the driver sang it too.
Then, Li Chenggong also sang along.
Then, the handsome guy played the guitar.
"My dream is to be a singer."
The handsome guy said while playing.
"If you have a dream, go for it."
Niudan said loudly.
The handsome guy sighed: "But, my parents don't agree, they think being a singer is not a proper job."
"Who said that being a singer is not a job right?? Look at that so-and-so, so-and-so, so-and-so, don't they all succeed step by step."
"Yes, young man, I think your song is very nice, come on."
……
A car looks lively.
That's the vibe of being home.
Many people in the cinema hall watched this scene and fell silent.
Yes.
If they didn't think there was anything to the song "With or without money, go home for the New Year" before, but looking at the scene in the car, of course they wanted to sing along.
The power of chorus is enormous.
Another reason is to go home.
Everyone's obsession with going home is actually huge.
Otherwise, everything outside is good, but it is not as good as your own home after all.
Thousands of good, ten thousand good, or my own small village.
Xiang Fei felt even more deeply about this point.
In fact, in the past two years, he did not come back. On the one hand, he is just like the others before, because it is not easy to go home. Going home once is like fighting a war. , In fact, there has been gradually no topic.
This home, Xiang Fei sometimes wonders whether to return or not? ?
But this time because of getting married, Xiang Fei finally came back.
Yes.
There are all kinds of inconveniences in my hometown, and the Internet is not very good. Sometimes it is basically dark after 8 o'clock. Except for those who play cards and drink, everyone else should actually go to bed.
Like 24-hour convenience stores in big cities, takeaways, random conveniences at any time, and sometimes even richer nightlife at night, but this time it will not appear in Xiangfei's hometown.
However, this time when he came back to Xiang Fei, he felt that no matter what, this was the place where he grew up, and the most important thing was that it was impossible for his parents to follow him back to the big city. Can't afford a house.
No matter what, I will come back to see more.
Come back this time and see how happy your parents are.
If you have money or not, go home for the New Year.
It can be said that these 8 big characters represent the wishes of parents.
From the perspective of your parents, no matter how much money you earn, as long as you can go home for the New Year, as long as the family reunite and have a meal together.
Xiang Fei thought a lot, but it was just a blink of an eye.
Just like the plot in the movie.
Because there was another landslide ahead, Li Chenggong finally urged the driver to pass through the village, because Li Chenggong said that he was responsible for the accident and added money.
It turned out that something really happened.
It directly hit the car of the village car puller.
Here Li Chenggong can be said to be quite embarrassed. He thought that having money could solve the problem, but in fact, who in the village would like you? ?
Many people are very happy to see it here.
Damn, is it amazing to be rich? ?
On the Internet, or in reality, it is really great to be rich, and that is exactly the case, and sometimes people hate this kind of people who just have a few stinky money and their noses are turned upside down.
What is it? ?
Go to yours.
And then Niudan began to pretend.
It turned out that the old woman choked on the date stone, and the cow egg saved the old woman's life.
In this way, the village head arranged a car for the handsome singer and Niudan, and then Niudan called Li Chenggong.
This is the first time Li Chenggong has thanked Niudan.
……
When he saw this, Xiang Fei finally understood what the title of "Come Over" meant.
Lost on Journey.
To put it bluntly, it means going home and encountering all kinds of embarrassing things, or all kinds of bad luck.
Look at Li Chenggong, he could have easily arrived home by plane, but luckily, he encountered heavy snow in Xingcheng.
Okay, let's take the train instead, and unfortunately, the train collapsed.
Changed to a car, and almost had another accident.
At this point, the movie is only 35 minutes long.
35 minutes, people don't think it's slow to watch, and even think it's quite fast, because the main actors are Li Chenggong and Niudan, but their combination is quite interesting.
It's really interesting.
Unlucky duo.
In short, at least Xiang Fei is willing to continue watching, and the girlfriend beside him is already looking forward to it, or Li Ting wants to see what will be said next.
Then the plot is about the female liar.
Because the female liar Li Chenggong and Niudan had a quarrel, Li Chenggong felt that he deserved to be cheated by Niudan, but the result was good. Li Chenggong thought that he could go back to Star City by car, but he never thought that the bridge was broken, so he had to come back .
And then, another laughing point of the movie.
Because he dropped his wallet in the car, Li Chenggong only had the last 80 yuan. Because he encountered a cow egg, the two of them could only open one room.
The cheapest is 61, what is more important?
More importantly, Li Chenggong does not have an ID card.
ID cards and money are all on the other side.
Then why don't you come and open a room by yourself.
"You two big men open a room??"
The waiter can be said to be quite confused.
The repeated sentence directly made the movie hall burst into laughter.
Immediately afterwards, Li Chenggong and Niudan were in the room.
In the end, Li Chenggong had no choice but to sleep on the same bed with Niudan.
Looking at Li Chenggong's appearance, and seeing Niudan hugging him, and more importantly, Niudan sleeping naked.
Good guy.
Not only sleeping naked, but also grinding his teeth.
This made Li Chenggong really helpless. He went out for a walk, and when he came back, he went into the wrong room.
"Sister, don't try to persuade me. That person is really annoying. I have to report to him every day what I eat, drink, and wear. I'm so tired. Isn't he going to catch the adulterer? Let him catch, catch , Grab a bunch of strings, how could he not find me? No matter where I hide, he will definitely catch me. Oh, when I left, I called and deliberately emphasized the hotel name and room number... "
The woman was on the phone, and on the other side, Li Chenggong was about to sneak away.
As a result, the woman's husband came.
"I said I went to the wrong room, do you believe me?"
Li Chenggong's words directly made the whole theater burst into laughter.
When the screen turned, it happened to turn over to sleep, and then turned around to find that Li Chenggong had disappeared. After the door opened outside, Li Chenggong was sleeping on a chair.
Niudan looked surprised: "Hey, boss, why are you sleeping here?? I said I couldn't see you, I thought you went to buy buns to eat. When did you go to sleep here?"
"How do I sleep here? How do you think I sleep here?"
"Boss, why is your face like this?"
"Can you manage it?"
"Where did you go last night?"
"Can you handle it?"
"What’s wrong with you?"
"If it weren't for you sleeping naked, grinding your teeth, hiccupping, and farting, would I have run out? What are you doing? What are you doing?? You were sent by God to punish me, you said the plane got off the plane Just get down, you said the train stopped and the train stopped, I managed to make a bus to dump you, but I was able to turn around and drive back, I found out that you are a goblin."
……
Li Chenggong's aggrieved and angry appearance successfully made the people in the theater laugh again.
The more unlucky Li Chenggong was, the happier everyone was.
Especially Niudan's innocent face.
Simply the perfect match.
Li Chenggong was about to leave angrily, but the conductor of the bus came to give him his wallet and ID card.
People looking for a hotel for the night.
But the bridge is not repaired, but it can be used as a ferry.
As the egg said.
There is truth in the world.
There are still many good people in the world.
……
……
(End of this chapter)
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