My exes were all superstars

Chapter 441 Laughing loudly, the nightmare comes again (asking for a monthly ticket and subscription)

There are not no criticisms of "Lost in Thailand", to be precise, it is not criticism, it should be said that there are some doubts.

Since your "Tai囧" is so good, why didn't you premiere it?
That's right.

"Lost in Thailand" did not premiere.

The movie didn't even have a premiere.

This really confuses many people.

Among them, some people think so: "As the sequel of "People on Journey", as a highly anticipated sequel, when the three previous "People on Journey" movies hit the street, everyone said I am looking forward to "Lost in Thailand", but because Mao didn't even dare to order this movie, and he didn't dare to do the premiere, so you said he was worried about hitting the street or something??"

Not to mention, there are still quite a few people who have such thoughts.

These people are basically like a fish because their memory is only 7 seconds.

Douhu has no doubts in this regard.

What are you thinking? ?
Yu Xiaoshu's "People on the Journey", which set a box office record during the Spring Festival last year, also had no screenings or premieres, and then went directly to Qicheng for a road show.

So, is there a problem with "Lost in Thailand" not being screened this time? ?
nonexistent.

No problem at all.

It was even because of Yu Xiaoshu's publicity that everyone felt that maybe Yu Xiaoshu would put a David satellite.

That's right.

Take Yu Xiaoshu's countless miraculous works as an example. You say that "Tai囧" has not yet been broadcast and released, but one by one they say "Thai囧" is a bad movie.

Tell me, is the memory of you people not as good as fish?

What is the person thinking about being slapped in the face again and again, and then mocking Yu Xiaoshu again and again?

Feng Ling felt unreasonable.

Or black for black's sake.

Today, the first show of "Lost in Thailand" is at 9:05, and she bought the movie tickets in the studio next door early, because it is closed today, so Feng Ling is going to watch movies for a day.

Yes.

During the National Day holiday, Feng Ling rarely had a few days off. She was going to watch the good movies on the National Day holiday.

In addition to "Lost in Thailand", Feng Ling is also going to watch Wang Ze's "A Man's Revenge". After all, the promotion of this movie is also very strong, and Feng Ling thinks it should not be a big problem.

Firstly, Wang Ze, the director of "A Man's Revenge", is quite capable, and secondly, the main creators of this movie are all well-known actors, which Feng Ling appreciates.

Anyway, the National Day file is 7 days long, so there is enough time to watch movies.

Yes.

Although Feng Ling can't have an instant trip, she can watch movies freely.

In fact, Feng Ling felt a little pity.

Because she was looking forward to Guo Han's "Return to Youth", but she didn't expect Guo Han to withdraw it.

It's really a pity.

It would be great if "Back to Boyhood" hadn't been withdrawn.

Then Feng Ling can completely watch all the movies in one day.

Think about happiness.

If other people watch movies and sit in the movie theater for a day, then they must have a headache, but Feng Ling can't. She is the one who watches movies and gets more excited.

In short, Feng Ling likes watching movies very much.

This time watching "Lost in Thailand", Feng Ling specially bought a golden seat. She arrived at the cinema at 9 o'clock, but to her surprise, it was full at this time.

That's right.

The attendance rate in the entire movie theater is almost as high as 7%, which is full if rounded.

"I wonder if "Lost in Thailand" will be more funny??"

"It's hard to say, I think "People on the Journey" is funny enough, how can "Thailand" be funny??"

"Since you think so, what are you doing here?"

"Nonsense, this is a script written by Yu Xiaoshu. Even if it's not funny, I have to see how funny it is."

……

This is Yu Xiaoshu's real word of mouth based on a series of works.

Although he is the screenwriter, everyone subconsciously thinks that "Lost in Thailand" is Yu Xiaoshu's work, and the others are just responsible for cooperating.

This is a non-special case where the screenwriter is greater than the director than the actor.

So, what about "Lost in Thailand", which is Yu Xiaoshu's third work this time? ?
No one dares to guarantee it.

Even Feng Ling was ready to take another look.

But she is already very satisfied, this kind of satisfaction is because Lin Feiyang is still the leading actor of "Tai囧".

In the past three years, Yu Xiaoshu has returned to the top, and as for Lin Feiyang, why hasn't he returned to the top?
That's what the entertainment industry is like.

At the beginning, because of Lin Feiyang's decadence, even though many people thought that Mu Lefeng was not good, but his works were released one after another, so he was very popular.

After all, this is reality.

In the entertainment circle, artists speak through their works.

Whether it's character or other so-called black history, it doesn't really matter.

Because of a piece of work, then I might fall in love with you without thinking.

You are like that so-and-so, that so-and-so, isn’t that the case.

Three years ago, the public opinion was all in support of Mu Lefeng, after all, who made all her works explode.

But starting from "I am Yu Huanshui", this is different.

With the help of Yu Xiaoshu, Lin Feiyang has climbed steadily. On the contrary, Mu Lefeng's influence has gradually declined, because Mu Lefeng's works are a bit out of date.

Yep,
Who is God bypassing?

Thinking about Feng Ling's desire to set off firecrackers, this sinister woman finally rushed to the street.

Of course, a skinny camel is bigger than a horse. Although Mu Lefeng's works are a little bit out of the way, she is still a front line anyway, and she might be able to turn around directly with a work at any time.

After all, actors are different from screenwriters and directors.

In many cases, even if all the actors are on the street, as long as they are influential, there will still be people who will invite them to make movies.

For example, who on earth is not like this? ?
But if the actor falls into box office poison, that's another story.

Feng Ling knew a little about the entertainment industry. Of course, she didn't have the extravagant hope that she could beat Mu Lefeng to death in three years.

Because it's too difficult.

Of course, Feng Ling only hopes that in a few years, Mu Lefeng can fall above the top line, and that's fine.

Falling directly to the second line, with Mu Lefeng's character and arrogance, is the biggest punishment for her.

Just when Feng Ling thought of this, the lights in the theater were turned off directly.

it has started.

At this time, the entire cinema was also quiet.

Yes.

Everyone wants to see how this "Lost in Thailand" is going to be.

"I hope there are more than half of the jokes in "On the Journey"."

In fact, Feng Ling's current expectations for "Lost in Thailand" are not too high.

She believes in Yu Xiaoshu, but everyone knows that if it's a sequel, then the sequel basically doesn't talk about stretching the hips, but it's almost impossible to surpass the first one.

In fact, there are many aspects to this. On the one hand, because of the success of the first film, it will virtually increase everyone's sense of expectation, and at the same time, the requirements will be higher.

When the expectation increases, then you can't do it if you just pass the second part.

Just like the "Tang Detective" series of the original time and space, the first, second, and third parts of the word-of-mouth overturned.

In fact, there is a truth.

Feng Ling understands this, so she doesn't have too high expectations for "囧囧 in Thailand", she just hopes that "囧四" can pass and improve.

All right.

Let's watch a movie.

In the beginning, Xu Lang, played by Ding Ge, did oil tyrant experiments again and again, and then finally succeeded.

Immediately afterwards, the camera turned, and Xu Lang looked at his wife An An in the conference room.

"Oil tyrant, you succeeded."

Xu Lang looked at An'an and said, "Do you know what it means once renewable energy is listed? I have already discussed everything with Purity Venture Capital, and I can sign the contract on Wednesday. At this moment, right now, I am going to Thailand. As long as Lao Zhou Give me the authority and everything will be fine."

An An's expression didn't change at all: "Xu Lang, we have been together for 12 years. When I filed for divorce with you, your first reaction was not to affect your business. This marriage means nothing to you." Meaningless, isn't it?"

……

Obviously, Xu Lang is not a qualified husband, nor is he a qualified father.

This is somewhat similar to the first one.

People often say that marriage will definitely go wrong after a long time.

In the past, even in our previous generation, we were basically married, even if we were unhappy, what else could we do?
What is the old saying? ?
Just make do with it.

How far can we go? ?

But now it is 2022, and most people don't have that idea anymore.

Today's marriage seems to be able to live on, and not to leave.

We will never make it any more.

Even middle-aged people often can't bear it anymore when they feel that marriage is boring.

As the old saying goes, the seven-year itch.

By the way, I originally thought that the seven-year itch was the seventh year, but Feng Ling realized that the so-called seven-year itch started after the seventh year when she was reading an online novel two days ago.

Really didn't expect it.

And look at Xu Lang who even takes care of his daughter Gu Xiao, and has pushed him to go to the aquarium with his daughter 7 times. What do you want such a father and husband to do? ?

Next, Xu Lang flew to Thailand, and Gao Bo did the same.

The plot gradually became clearer.

Both of them had to ask Lao Zhou for authorization.

Before the plane took off, Xu Lang urged the secretary to ask for a map.

At the same time, Baby Wang was stepping on a chair to put things, of course, only showing his back.

"When will the map be sent?"

"you guess."

"Listen to me, if I don't have a map when I arrive in Thailand, I only have the word Chiang Mai, what will happen to me?"

"Shemale."

……

Baobao Wang was on the phone, and Xu Lang was also on the phone at the same time.

Obviously, the dialogue between the two people caused the first joke.

……

There were fragmented laughter in the arena.

At this time, Feng Ling glanced at the time, the movie was just 7 minutes old.

Then, there was still a dramatic conflict.

Almost the same as the first one.

For example, Xu Lang wants to wait for the document from his secretary Xiaoli. After all, the plane has already taken off at this time, and the network is not stable.

As a result, Baby Wang asked Xu Lang to shut down the phone.

Then Baby Wang is still as simple and honest as a burdock.

But this time he switched to making scallion pancakes.

……

"Is this a shemale?"

"Ah, this is not, this is my girlfriend."

"Is this your girlfriend?"

"correct."

"This is Shang Ying."

"Yes, Shang Ying is my girlfriend."

"correct."

"You cut it out of a magazine."

"No, no, I cut it out of a newspaper."

"Shouldn't you be taking your medicine?"

"how do you know??"

……

Everyone is happy at this time.

It's so funny.

This can be regarded as the first big laugh point of "Tai囧".

And this time it was just 10 minutes.

I have to say that Yu Xiaoshu is really a genius in writing scripts.

And this one just grabs the audience with a big laugh at the 10th minute.

By this time, the film has only officially begun.

"Lost in Thailand"

……

"So it is."

Feng Ling suddenly realized.

At the same time, Xiang Fei also wrote in his notebook: "The first big joke happened in about 10 minutes."

Today's National Day holiday, Xiang Fei didn't go home, he brought his girlfriend Li Ting to the cinema.

Yep.

I can no longer talk about girlfriends. The two of them have already received their certificates, so they are working with certificates now, so they should be wives.

Today's Xiang Fei can't be said to be such a die-hard fan of Yu Xiaoshu, but he really admires Yu Xiaoshu more and more.

Not lying.

I really admire Yu Xiaoshu.

Think about it, back then Xiang Fei was invited to watch the premiere of "Let the Bullets Fly" black fans go to the cinema, but he fell into it all at once, not to mention the later "On the Journey".

As for the sequel to "On the Journey", and for Yu Xiaoshu's third film, it can be said that Xiang Fei still wants to see what it's like.

Firstly, he is a film critic after all, secondly, of course, because this episode of "Lost in Thailand" was too much publicized, and many of them were scared to withdraw, so of course, Xiang Fei wanted to watch it What the hell happened to this movie.

For Xiang Fei, the other "Murder Case" and "A Man's Revenge" are also must-see movies. He is similar to Feng Ling, anyway, he has plenty of time during the National Day holiday.

In this case, then brush slowly.

After reading all these movies, Xiang Fei is going to write movie reviews again.

Now "Tai囧" finally ushered in the second joke after the first joke.

Wang Bao found out about the spy when he was going to the bathroom, and he told Xu Lang when he came out.

What kind of virus implanted into the mobile phone, GPS tracking and so on, all of a sudden shocked Xu Lang.

Then, he saw Gao Bo who was looking for him.

In order to get rid of Gao Bo, Xu Lang quietly put the phone in Wang Bao's pocket.

He had a good idea, that is to let Gao Bo follow Wang Bao.

result.

People are not as good as God.

Xu Lang, who was going to fly, couldn't find his passport, so he could only take the train.

And then.

He found Gao Bo on the bridge.

It turned out that Wang Baolai was here.

"Did you lose something?"

"I can't find it."

"It's here with me."

"Hahaha."

……

Wang Bao's appearance of "I'm very smart" directly made the whole theater burst into laughter.

Okay.

The nightmare is back.

……

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(End of this chapter)