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Chapter 402 In order not to let my classmates die, I have to teach them to be good at girls

"Ah Liang, let me tell you, last night..."

Huo Ziming got up at noon and called Liangfeng to talk about what happened last night.

Liang Feng listened to the phone while grilling shrimp for the three little guys.

At this time, Liangfeng was taking the three little guys to eat seafood.

This is a seafood restaurant.

Sakurai City is not close to the sea, it is an inland area, and the price of seafood is not low.

This seafood restaurant is considered a mid-to-high-end restaurant in Sakurai City.

The autumn breeze makes the crab's feet itchy; the chrysanthemum blooms and the crab is smelled.

From September to October every year, crab yellow is full of oil, so some gourmets say that "eating crabs is the most solemn thing in autumn".

Liangfeng brought a few little ones to eat seafood buffet, and his eyes were on the crabs here.

Eating shrimp is just a prelude, and the highlight is the crab placed in the middle of the table.

Fortunately, the three little guys are not allergic to seafood, so they can enjoy such delicious food.

On the phone, Huo Ziming was still rambling on, including what he saw and heard last night, as well as his own guesses, and he spoke clearly and logically.

Listening to Huo Ziming's call, Liangfeng cleaned up the shrimp on the table for the three little guys, and then picked up a crab.

It is now around mid-October, and the crabs are the fattest. The males are full of cream, the females are full of seeds, and even the toes are full of meat.

"By the way, Ah Liang, because we played every time yesterday, we plan to go to the haunted house to play this afternoon." Huo Ziming changed the subject.

The cool wind was hitting the crab's hand for a while, and then continued to pick out the crab meat and distribute it to the three little guys.

"Haunted house." Liangfeng murmured.

"Ah Liang, do you want to go with us?"

Liangfeng chose to refuse, "No, my parents are not at home today, I have to take care of my sister."

"That's it, that's a pity, hey~" Huo Ziming sighed, "My parents are not at home, and I'm hungry at noon, so I'm looking for something to eat... Oh, and there's a bucket of instant noodles, haha, and two sticks of ham Intestine, how lucky, by the way, Ah Liang, what did you and your sister have for lunch?"

"Oh, I took the crab that my sister ate."

"..."

Huo Ziming suddenly felt that the instant noodles in his hand were no longer fragrant.

"Your parents are really generous."

"You think too much." Liangfeng said, "You usually pay attention to saving money, but now you can go out to eat seafood."

"Didn't your parents give you the money?"

"My parents usually ask me to bring invoices and bills for reimbursement, and they won't give the money in advance. By the way, the money you owed me hasn't been paid off last time, but the squad leader has paid it off."

"Ahem, hello, the signal is not good..."

"If you dare to hang up on me, I won't want to see my homework in the future."

"Huh? Why did the signal suddenly recover?"

Cool breeze sighed.

In fact, not only Huo Ziming, but also several other students who went to the social networking together last time did not pay back the clean money. Many high school students are not the kind to have spare money, and not all parents will give pocket money regularly like Liang's father and Liang's mother. Money, their pocket money is saved from the food money given by their parents, and the speed of repaying the money is naturally very slow.

Otherwise, it is the lucky money left over from the Chinese New Year.

Harvest once during the Chinese New Year, and spend a year with each flower.

Of course, there are also some people who choose to spend the New Year's money all at once after the Chinese New Year, leaving nothing behind.

Liangfeng wanted to collect all the bills, maybe it would have to wait until the next Chinese New Year, and he was already mentally prepared.

But that's not what we're talking about now.

"I think it's better for you to find something in the world to play with. Don't always think about going to exciting places like haunted houses. You won't find a girlfriend in this way."

Cool Breeze spoke, and then knocked open a crab again.

"How do you know?" Huo Ziming asked.

Liang Ziqi suddenly said, "Brother, I'll do it myself."

Seeing Liangfeng on the phone, Liang Ziqi wanted to do it herself.

But he was rejected by Liangfeng, "You are too young, you may hurt yourself if you eat crabs by yourself, but you can eat something else, and I will pick out the crab meat for you."

"Okay, brother is the best~"

Although the crabs in October are plump, the shells on their bodies have been changed at least seven or eight times, and they have become very hard. It is recommended not to let children open the crabs by themselves, otherwise they will easily hurt their hands.

Especially the hands of little girls are very tender.

Then Cool Breeze turned his attention back to the phone again.

He could save Huo Ziming once, but he couldn't save him the second time, but as a classmate, he couldn't ignore anything, so Liangfeng chose to give him advice one last time.

As for how Liangfeng knew that he couldn't find a girlfriend in a haunted house...

Liangfeng felt that if he could find a girlfriend casually because of that kind of thing, the original owner must have left the order long ago.

And girls will choose the one who makes themselves cry or the one who makes themselves laugh. Most normal girls will choose the latter. Only when they make girls laugh usually can they finally make them cry on the bed.

Of course, Cool Breeze does not recommend having a special relationship at a young age.

Going to a haunted house can make girls fall in love with them, which is often the unilateral belief of straight men.

Do you think what you think is what you think?
"I know you want to take advantage of the drawbridge effect, but the drawbridge effect is not a panacea, and the key to finding a girlfriend is not to stimulate her at all. Even if it is a lifesaver, the woman's answer will be 'Nothing in return, only promise with your body ' and 'There is nothing to repay you, I will repay you in the next life', so do you understand? The key point is appearance!"

"Appearance, this..."

The cool wind interrupted Huo Ziming, "Don't worry, I know you don't have one, but you can still save it."

"Plastic surgery?"

"No, it's talent."

"Talent?"

"If you don't look good enough, you have to use language and ability to make up for it. I have a suggestion for you. You can go online to learn some simple magic tricks that can be done quickly. In the afternoon, invite girls from the girls' high school to a restaurant with a good environment. Show some magic tricks when you are in the middle of the night, and then hand them over! Hand! Give these little magic tricks to them, talk more funny, don't make dirty jokes, trust me, you go to prepare."

"Then I can find a girlfriend?" Huo Ziming was a little surprised.

"No, then you will establish a preliminary impression in their hearts. If you are lucky, you can get their contact information. After the rapport is established, you can slowly communicate in depth. Remember, the point is not 1 to 2, but From 0 to 1, the one you want to achieve in one step is playing hooligans, give me that idea."

"Oh……"

"Okay, I've said everything I need to say, and the rest is up to you."

Cool breeze hung up the phone and sighed again.

The method he gave Huo Ziming is useless to most adults, it is also useless to some mature people, and it is not useful to girls like Yan Man and Yin Ruoruo, but for some who have just entered high school and are more curious For exuberant little girls, it has a good effect.

A good first impression is a good start, but whether Huo Ziming can grasp it is his own business.

Girls are not so easy to deceive.

On the contrary, a fool like Huo Ziming is easy to be targeted by scumbags.

"But does this count as 'in order not to let my classmates die, I have to teach them to befriend girls'?" Liangfeng smiled, and knocked the crab again.

However, Liangfeng suddenly felt something, turned his head and found that Liang Ziqi, Qi Ya and Maria were all staring at him.

The cool wind suddenly icy hands and feet.

While on the phone, he even forgot that the three little guys were by his side. Could it be that they all heard it?
"Scumbag!" Maria said bluntly.

"Martha~" Qi Ya hurriedly covered Maria's mouth.

And Liang Ziqi also looked like she had "learned it".

(End of this chapter)