Datang start shocked Li Shimin
Chapter 8 Old Li, you know shit
Chapter 8 Old Li, you know shit
"It's really good wine, good wine!"
After waiting for a long time, the two men slowed down, feeling the aftertaste of the faint bamboo fragrance between their lips and teeth, and the two couldn't help but admire in unison.
Compared with the Erguotou in front of him, the tribute wine treasured in his palace cannot be considered wine at all.
"What kind of wine is this, why is it so fierce! It's even crueler than the burning knife on the grassland. I-I have never seen such a cruel water wine!"
After eating a large bowl of Erguotou, Li Shimin's cheeks suddenly flushed.
You haven't seen Lao Bai Gan before!
The prince complained in peace, and he picked up the wine jar and filled it again for the two of them.
"You two are good drinkers! Real men! It looks like a happy person, come and drink as much as you want, we will not be drunk today!"
Looking at the big bowl of Erguotou, Li Shimin couldn't help taking a breath.If you drink like this today, nine times out of ten, you will be planted.Just as he was about to find an excuse to shirk, he heard Cheng Yaojin slap his chest with pride.
"Come - full - full, full - not drunk today - not drunk -"
After saying this, he reached out and grabbed the wine jar.
"Come - come - Er, Erlang - if you don't get drunk, you won't go back, whoever is tricky - who, who grandson--"
Gudong Gudong filled himself and Li Shimin.
Li Shimin: …
Forgot about this old man drinking and climbing the pot.
……
Twilight Quadruple.
The three people in the yard were already drinking, and they were almost done.
Cheng Yaojin drank his face flushed, holding a wine glass in one hand and cress in the other, without cooking it, he brushed it directly in the spicy soup, and then gnawed it, like eating green onions.In comparison, Li Shimin is much more reserved.
Hold a glass of wine and sing loudly.
"I will drink wine, don't stop the glass, and sing a song with you. Please listen to me. The bells, drums, food, and jade are not expensive, but I hope that I will never wake up from long drunkenness. The sages and sages in ancient times were lonely, only the drinker kept his name. Only the drinker keeps his name..."
After singing, Li Shimin hiccupped and glanced at Wang Zi'an with a drunken eye.
"What a good poem, what a good poem—"
"Okay, good poetry—"
Cheng Yaojin clicked, took a bite of cress, and followed suit drunkenly.Li Shimin glanced at him contemptuously and ignored him.
This vulgar guy knows shitty poetry, and the only friend is Wang Xiaoxiong!
The sages of ancient times are all lonely!
Those mortals, flies and dogs, who only saw themselves killing for the dragon chair, how could they know the pain in their hearts!
Life is lonely!
Fortunately, there is a general to drink, and this little brother!
"Little brother is not only physically strong, proficient in farming skills, but also has such amazing talent. Living here, isn't it a talent? Why don't you come out to be an official, do a big job, or seal a wife and a son..."
Although Li Shimin had almost drank, his habit of being an emperor still made him unable to hold back his voice.
"Being a fart official, what's the good of following Li Er's idiots? I'm here by myself, what do I want to eat, what do I want to do, what do I want to do, when do I want to sleep, what do I want to marry? Marry a few wives and feel at ease, isn't he not fragrant..."
Seeing that this guy came to encourage him again, Wang Zi'an scolded him angrily.
This guy eats his own, drinks his own, and wants to cheat himself, what a conscienceless dog thing!
"You say, say, who is stupid, stupid - you, why, why, say, say Your Majesty is stupid, stupid -"
Cheng Yaojin stuck his tongue out, struggling, and was about to stand up and reason with Wang Zi'an.
"Go away, it's nothing to do with you—little brother, I would like to hear your high points, why do you call me—our majesty is stupid, stupid—"
Although he drank a bit too much, he was slightly embarrassed to say that he was a fool.
"What's so good about being a broken emperor? Look at him, do we have fun? Staying in his broken palace every day, like a bird in a cage, the key is that you are still busy all day, and you are too tired to talk to your grandson. It's like. He's still rushing to do it - what the fuck is this shit..."
After speaking, Wang Zi'an leaned back on the chair lazily and added with some emotion in his tone.
"What's more, in order to be this broken emperor, he even killed his brother and killed his brother, forcing the Supreme Emperor to retreat, making the father not the father, the son not the son, the brother not the brother, the brother not the brother, and only the family and widows are left, isn't it a human drama? ——If it were me, I wouldn’t be this bad emperor if I killed him——”
"Bold!"
Cheng Yaojin was so frightened by Wang Zi'an's remarks that he was instantly shaken, and the cold sweat instantly wet his back, and he even woke up most of the time.
"The emperor is not here, who are you showing your loyalty to? The most annoying thing is that you are licking dogs. I am just a small businessman, and I don't even have the qualifications to speak in front of the emperor, but I just behave like the emperor. It's like a brain-damaged fan - am I wrong, even if the emperor is standing here, I dare to say so..."
Wang Zi'an, who was wearing Erguotou's body, patted his chest quite heroically.
Kill the brother and kill the younger brother, forcing the father back.
In the past few years, it has become a thorn in his heart, a scale that no one dares to touch.
this kid...
Li Shimin's face was ashen, and his voice was a little cold.
"Is the emperor so unbearable in your eyes?"
Li Shimin's voice was steady without the slightest fluctuation.
Cheng Yaojin, who was familiar with the emperor's temperament, desperately gave his eyes a secret beside him.Wang Zi'an snorted, leaned lazily on the back of the chair, and shook his head in dissatisfaction upon hearing this.
"Unbearable? Old Li, what you said is too much-"
I'm still over?
Li Shimin suppressed the anger in his heart, raised his eyebrows, and sneered at the corner of his mouth, squinting at this open-mouthed young man.
"Tell me, what happened to me-"
"In all fairness, although Li Er has some flaws in his character, the emperor has done really well. He is not better than his father and brother at 01:30."
Li Shimin's expression softened a little.
This kid finally knows what to say!
"Let me tell you, Lao Li, this Li Er is amazing. He is brilliant, talented, and has a grand bearing. He knows people well and takes responsibility. He is resolute and resolute. Looking at the ancient and modern emperors, apart from Qin Huang and Han Wu, there is no one who can compare with him. !"
This stinky brat thinks so highly of me!
If he didn't know, this kid really didn't know his identity, Li Shimin almost thought that this kid was trying to please himself.
But it sounds so comfortable.
A smile appeared on Li Shimin's face, looking at Wang Zi'an with an expression of admiration, he waved his hand a little embarrassedly.
"This—cough, Wang Xiaoge, this evaluation has been passed, passed ha-"
Cheng Yaojin looked at Li Shimin, who was still pretending to be humble, with the corners of his mouth upturned. He pouted secretly, complaining in his heart, and he didn't know who was angry just now.
"What happened, Lao Li, I didn't tell you, you are a little businessman, you know shit——"
PS: Thank you readers for your support and encouragement! Chapter 2 is here!Thanks!
(End of this chapter)
"It's really good wine, good wine!"
After waiting for a long time, the two men slowed down, feeling the aftertaste of the faint bamboo fragrance between their lips and teeth, and the two couldn't help but admire in unison.
Compared with the Erguotou in front of him, the tribute wine treasured in his palace cannot be considered wine at all.
"What kind of wine is this, why is it so fierce! It's even crueler than the burning knife on the grassland. I-I have never seen such a cruel water wine!"
After eating a large bowl of Erguotou, Li Shimin's cheeks suddenly flushed.
You haven't seen Lao Bai Gan before!
The prince complained in peace, and he picked up the wine jar and filled it again for the two of them.
"You two are good drinkers! Real men! It looks like a happy person, come and drink as much as you want, we will not be drunk today!"
Looking at the big bowl of Erguotou, Li Shimin couldn't help taking a breath.If you drink like this today, nine times out of ten, you will be planted.Just as he was about to find an excuse to shirk, he heard Cheng Yaojin slap his chest with pride.
"Come - full - full, full - not drunk today - not drunk -"
After saying this, he reached out and grabbed the wine jar.
"Come - come - Er, Erlang - if you don't get drunk, you won't go back, whoever is tricky - who, who grandson--"
Gudong Gudong filled himself and Li Shimin.
Li Shimin: …
Forgot about this old man drinking and climbing the pot.
……
Twilight Quadruple.
The three people in the yard were already drinking, and they were almost done.
Cheng Yaojin drank his face flushed, holding a wine glass in one hand and cress in the other, without cooking it, he brushed it directly in the spicy soup, and then gnawed it, like eating green onions.In comparison, Li Shimin is much more reserved.
Hold a glass of wine and sing loudly.
"I will drink wine, don't stop the glass, and sing a song with you. Please listen to me. The bells, drums, food, and jade are not expensive, but I hope that I will never wake up from long drunkenness. The sages and sages in ancient times were lonely, only the drinker kept his name. Only the drinker keeps his name..."
After singing, Li Shimin hiccupped and glanced at Wang Zi'an with a drunken eye.
"What a good poem, what a good poem—"
"Okay, good poetry—"
Cheng Yaojin clicked, took a bite of cress, and followed suit drunkenly.Li Shimin glanced at him contemptuously and ignored him.
This vulgar guy knows shitty poetry, and the only friend is Wang Xiaoxiong!
The sages of ancient times are all lonely!
Those mortals, flies and dogs, who only saw themselves killing for the dragon chair, how could they know the pain in their hearts!
Life is lonely!
Fortunately, there is a general to drink, and this little brother!
"Little brother is not only physically strong, proficient in farming skills, but also has such amazing talent. Living here, isn't it a talent? Why don't you come out to be an official, do a big job, or seal a wife and a son..."
Although Li Shimin had almost drank, his habit of being an emperor still made him unable to hold back his voice.
"Being a fart official, what's the good of following Li Er's idiots? I'm here by myself, what do I want to eat, what do I want to do, what do I want to do, when do I want to sleep, what do I want to marry? Marry a few wives and feel at ease, isn't he not fragrant..."
Seeing that this guy came to encourage him again, Wang Zi'an scolded him angrily.
This guy eats his own, drinks his own, and wants to cheat himself, what a conscienceless dog thing!
"You say, say, who is stupid, stupid - you, why, why, say, say Your Majesty is stupid, stupid -"
Cheng Yaojin stuck his tongue out, struggling, and was about to stand up and reason with Wang Zi'an.
"Go away, it's nothing to do with you—little brother, I would like to hear your high points, why do you call me—our majesty is stupid, stupid—"
Although he drank a bit too much, he was slightly embarrassed to say that he was a fool.
"What's so good about being a broken emperor? Look at him, do we have fun? Staying in his broken palace every day, like a bird in a cage, the key is that you are still busy all day, and you are too tired to talk to your grandson. It's like. He's still rushing to do it - what the fuck is this shit..."
After speaking, Wang Zi'an leaned back on the chair lazily and added with some emotion in his tone.
"What's more, in order to be this broken emperor, he even killed his brother and killed his brother, forcing the Supreme Emperor to retreat, making the father not the father, the son not the son, the brother not the brother, the brother not the brother, and only the family and widows are left, isn't it a human drama? ——If it were me, I wouldn’t be this bad emperor if I killed him——”
"Bold!"
Cheng Yaojin was so frightened by Wang Zi'an's remarks that he was instantly shaken, and the cold sweat instantly wet his back, and he even woke up most of the time.
"The emperor is not here, who are you showing your loyalty to? The most annoying thing is that you are licking dogs. I am just a small businessman, and I don't even have the qualifications to speak in front of the emperor, but I just behave like the emperor. It's like a brain-damaged fan - am I wrong, even if the emperor is standing here, I dare to say so..."
Wang Zi'an, who was wearing Erguotou's body, patted his chest quite heroically.
Kill the brother and kill the younger brother, forcing the father back.
In the past few years, it has become a thorn in his heart, a scale that no one dares to touch.
this kid...
Li Shimin's face was ashen, and his voice was a little cold.
"Is the emperor so unbearable in your eyes?"
Li Shimin's voice was steady without the slightest fluctuation.
Cheng Yaojin, who was familiar with the emperor's temperament, desperately gave his eyes a secret beside him.Wang Zi'an snorted, leaned lazily on the back of the chair, and shook his head in dissatisfaction upon hearing this.
"Unbearable? Old Li, what you said is too much-"
I'm still over?
Li Shimin suppressed the anger in his heart, raised his eyebrows, and sneered at the corner of his mouth, squinting at this open-mouthed young man.
"Tell me, what happened to me-"
"In all fairness, although Li Er has some flaws in his character, the emperor has done really well. He is not better than his father and brother at 01:30."
Li Shimin's expression softened a little.
This kid finally knows what to say!
"Let me tell you, Lao Li, this Li Er is amazing. He is brilliant, talented, and has a grand bearing. He knows people well and takes responsibility. He is resolute and resolute. Looking at the ancient and modern emperors, apart from Qin Huang and Han Wu, there is no one who can compare with him. !"
This stinky brat thinks so highly of me!
If he didn't know, this kid really didn't know his identity, Li Shimin almost thought that this kid was trying to please himself.
But it sounds so comfortable.
A smile appeared on Li Shimin's face, looking at Wang Zi'an with an expression of admiration, he waved his hand a little embarrassedly.
"This—cough, Wang Xiaoge, this evaluation has been passed, passed ha-"
Cheng Yaojin looked at Li Shimin, who was still pretending to be humble, with the corners of his mouth upturned. He pouted secretly, complaining in his heart, and he didn't know who was angry just now.
"What happened, Lao Li, I didn't tell you, you are a little businessman, you know shit——"
PS: Thank you readers for your support and encouragement! Chapter 2 is here!Thanks!
(End of this chapter)
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