I really don't want to be red

Chapter 1059
Jiang Yu and others in the background couldn't help being stunned!
What the hell, he became a eunuch even though he was doing well?

Regardless of men and women, everyone in the backstage couldn't laugh or cry, and unexpectedly, An Ran would make fun of them when she came up.

Niu Xiaofu laughed happily: "We are women, and eunuchs have nothing to do with us!"

Chen Mo said leisurely: "Then there are still maids in the palace?"

I rub!

"When did Teacher Chen become so naughty?" Jiang Yu's words made everyone laugh "haha".

Chen Mo said: "I learned from An Ran."

An Ran stood there on the stage with a smile and said: "Speaking of titles, with the development of the times, everyone has created a lot of new terms."

"For example, Zhou Yilun always has a group of fashionable female fans. The new term is called fans. When Zhou Yilun came out, they all yelled and were very excited. They all came to see him on roller skates. You are looking at me. They all came in wheelchairs…”

"Pfft, haha!"

"It's funny, what the fuck came here in a wheelchair, Teacher An can figure it out."

"Among Teacher An's fans, there seems to be some who come here in a wheelchair."

"I haven't noticed that, but with Teacher An's methods, everyone from eighty to eight years old likes him. It's not surprising that some people come here in a wheelchair."

Everyone started discussing below.

The joke about An Ran closely follows the facts and catches the hot spots. It all happened around me, and everyone found it very interesting when they heard it.

Immediately hooked.

Seeing that the audience's emotions have been induced, An Ran continued: "I think the new nouns are quite fun now. It turns out that someone has done something unreliable, so let's call it a fool!"

"Look, look, how rustic it sounds..."

Everyone was taken aback, making a fool of themselves?What's new for this?

It seems that it is still called "making a fool of yourself" now!

An Ran said solemnly: "It's not called a fool now, it's called a reality show with a high ranking!"

"what?"

"Fuck, this mouth is too bad!"

"Haha, I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Reality shows are just making a fool of yourself!"

"Yes, yes, there is nothing wrong with this. I watched "Longing" a few days ago, and Chen Chi and Li Dan went to participate. Isn't that just going to make a fool of yourself? Teacher An grasped this point well, and there is no problem at all."

An Ran said: "This is making a fool of yourself. It's not a reality show. Now the ratings are very high. Everyone likes to watch people make a fool of themselves."

"Two days ago, there was a reality show looking for me. They asked me to ride a bicycle to visit the wildlife park. The money they gave was quite a lot, 250 million!"

Audience: "Hahaha..."

Backstage Yu Jie said: "Really? Is the reality show paying so much?"

Li Xinying said: "Don't listen to his nonsense. If a reality show invites him, it will cost at least 5000 million a season. He is just talking nonsense, just kidding!"

Yu Jie was taken aback, thinking that he is a king-level entertainer, so it is worth the price.

An Ran continued: "But the problem is if you ride halfway, what will happen if the bike loses the chain? Let the female monkey catch up with me and kiss me at most, and forget it if I get charged with seducing wild animals. At most, I won't be safe in the end."

"How about letting the tiger catch up? The 250 million is the dowry for my daughter-in-law's remarriage. Am I being careless?"

Speaking of this, he said mysteriously: "I have observed one thing. Zhou Yilun never takes his wife when he goes to the karaoke club, and he definitely takes his wife when he goes to the wild animal park. Why? Love..."

"Hahaha!"

There was another burst of laughter underneath, and everyone applauded vigorously.

His palms were flushed red.

Backstage Zhou Yilun looked confused, "I'm not married yet!"

Li Xinying burst out laughing, "An Ran isn't married either, just for fun."

Zhou Yilun looked up to the sky and sighed, "It's over, cooperate with Teacher An a few more times, I'm afraid there will be many nicknames in the future..."

"It's good to know, this person is relentless in making fun of himself, let alone us!" Li Xinying said: "One of us counts as one, no one can escape his murderous hand!"

An Ran waited for everyone's applause to pause before saying: "There is another word called extramarital affairs, this time is not a good word, it sounds too sensitive, but two days ago Li Xinying told me that extramarital affairs are not called extramarital affairs, they are called cheating!"

"Tsk tsk, look at how this highly educated person speaks differently. Cheating...It sounds so bourgeois, reminiscent of poetry and distant places. No wonder Zhou Yilun is always eager to take his wife to the zoo!"

"Haha, love is taught by Li Xinying!"

"By the way, Li Xinying's education is really high, it seems to be a master's degree..."

"It's too bad, this guy wants to hurt all the people he has a good relationship with."

"Li Tianhou and Zhou Tianwang made friends carelessly, and made a bad friend by mistake!"

Backstage, Li Xinying's face turned green, "This bastard actually made fun of me..."

The temperature around Tianhou dropped several degrees, showing signs of going crazy.

An Ran said on the stage: "But I can't do it, I can't get out if I want to cheat, I can only lie on the rails..."

There was laughter and applause again.

An Ran's joke is bitter, satirical and cruel, and directly confronts the pain points of society.

The audience in front of the TV listened with relish and laughed heartily.

The audience in the live broadcast room was also very excited.

The barrage keeps going.

"I have a hunch, with Mr. An's temperament, there is no one who is afraid to say it. I guess this paragraph will become a blockbuster."

"I didn't run away, this guy just came up to scold people."

"Swearing at people is so enjoyable to watch, let's just be An Ran."

"Damn it, he's probably the only star who blatantly curses people on stage."

Everyone knows that An Ran has a lot of guts, doesn't care about anything, and dares to say anything.

But I didn't expect him to say it so boldly.

I just heard An Ran say: "In the past, calling this dog was a curse word, but now people are closer to seeing a dog than seeing a neighbor. Another director of our party, Jiang Yu, has been working overtime every day since the beginning of organizing this party, going to the toilet. They all followed the stopwatch, and that day I heard someone call him an overtime dog!"

"It's still good. Those who manage code words are called code words dogs, and those who don't find a partner are called single dogs!"

"Fortunately, I found a partner, and I don't know how to code words, but some people call me a dog... What do other people call their boyfriends? 'Honey', or 'Darling', anyway. How to be affectionate."

"One day I suddenly found on my mobile phone that my girlfriend sent me a WeChat message, asking for 5000 yuan."

"How do you say, 'Honey, I'm short of money now, give me 5000 yuan'!"

"I said at the time, brother-in-law, don't pretend, I recognized you at a glance!"

"My brother-in-law was dumbfounded. He didn't know what was going on. He asked me how I could see it right away?"

"I told him, your sister never called me 'honey'!"

"My brother-in-law asked, 'What did she call you?'."

"Let me tell you, your sister calls me 'dog thing'..."

(End of this chapter)