Immortal three kingdoms big player
Chapter 215 Diao Chan
Chapter 215 Diao Chan
Luoyang.
Maybe it's because Dachun's crickets have excellent aptitude, or maybe it's because Dachun himself has a strong talent for excrement and fart. The progress of the cricket's cultivation is very fast, and he quickly learned the word "stinky"!As long as the move is made, the word "smelly fart" will be sprayed out, just like in some anime, when the move is zoomed in, the screen will show a close-up of a line of calligraphy "Beidou Friendship Poyan Fist" and the like.
And Dachun really stinks of himself!Probably this is the artistic conception, as long as I believe that my fart is stinky, let alone others?Not to mention that as soon as the fart comes out, it turns into a jet cricket and accelerates to escape.
In short, with such great progress, I'm afraid it's time to go out and relax. After all, this is Luoyang, the most prosperous city on earth in this era.
Well, mainly to find Diao Chan.As for Wen Ji, it's already in the pot, don't worry!
So the cricket left three words "go out and play" on the table, then got out of the window, fluttered its wings, leaped and glided into the air, giving a panoramic view of the busy Luoyang in the morning.
It's really prosperous, and it really isn't at the same level as Wuwei.And when he thinks that the main character in Wuwei is so sleepy that he can't even dream, Dachun can't help feeling deeply worried, will he recover in time?But in terms of personal cultivation, I don't know how much better the realm of the trumpet is than the big one, if the big one is really out of play...
In short, the trumpet must hurry up!
The crickets flew all the way, and soon arrived at Wang Situ's mansion, which was found last night. As expected of Sangong's mansion, it was as grand as a primary school.
Then, I soon saw dozens of women in gorgeous uniforms in the backyard combing each other's hair and touching up their makeup.This must be Wang Situ's domestic singer!It's just that none of them have a general star halo.Could it be that Diao Chan's status is so high that she doesn't hang out with ordinary divas?Or did you go to the toilet and come to meet everyone later?
Crickets fly down the eaves and wait for inspection.
Then Dachun was stunned, how could these singing and dancing girls be ordinary?All of them are amazing, no worse than Yinping Yunlu Guoguo and the others, and they have a bonus of colorful outfits, even better!If they were all like this, how stunning would Diao Chan, who scored a perfect score of 100 on the charm benchmark, be?
After dressing up, all kinds of drums and zithers sounded together, and these singers began to rehearse their dances.
Diao Chan never showed up.
Dachun wondered, did she go to worship the moon at night and make up for sleepiness during the day?But I came here last night, didn't I see anyone coming out?
While he was struggling, a fat lady came to the front desk and knocked on the door and shouted: "Miss, are you done with your makeup? Mr. Wang came here early in the morning, and you have been waiting for an hour!"
Shouted in the room: "Here we come!"
A woman wearing a dazzling golden crown, a thin red veil on her face, and a purple red robe pushed the door out, and there was a dazzling halo of stars under her feet!
Dachun was stunned, could this be... Diao Chan! ?pretty?of course!It is obviously a class more expensive than the dancers present...but...
Seeing her floating figure entering the front hall, Dachun always felt something was wrong?Her purple red dress collided with Zhuge Guo!If there is no comparison, it is really not clear, but after a comparison, I always feel that Zhuge Guo is better.
Could it be that Diao Chan, who reached the top with charm, is not as good as Zhuge Guo?Or, is it the short skirt that Zhuge Guo wears, and the accumulation of good feelings that he usually has, which has a bonus of being pleasing to the eye?
Also, it seems that Diao Chan is here to pick up guests?It feels too vulgar!But if you think about it, who would not want to kiss Fangze?No matter how great the official is, Wang Situ can't offend everyone, can he?
Not right either!Dachun immediately noticed the biggest problem, that was the brightness of her general star halo!Very bright, but not brighter than Ma Chao, nor brighter than Zhao E.Such a four beauties through the ages, will the general star be inferior to Zhao E?
No matter, go to her room first to have a look.
So the crickets flew to the eaves, climbed the beams as usual, and then entered the house through the small cracks. The big room was fragrant and gorgeous, and the cabinets with all kinds of treasures were lined up like a library!These are all sent by the young master?This treatment is much better than that of the front desk girl Zhao Aier's dormitory!but--
Dachun was very disappointed.
It's not that Diao Chan can't do it, it's amazing!But I am no longer the old bachelor from ten days ago, I already have senior experience in Baihua Congzhong Opera, but I feel that Diao Chan has not met her expectations, nor has she formed an absolute advantage over Guoguo Yunlu and the others. .Not to mention that her status as a receptionist is not as good as Zhao Aier's younger sister at the front desk.
Dachun saw a pile of changed clothes on the bed chair.
Well, no matter how you say it, come here to kiss Fangze!
The crickets happily flew to the clothes and took a deep sniff...it smells so good!Diao Chan after all?Perhaps, you can take advantage of this artistic conception to practice the word "fragrance" now?Well, that's it. The atmosphere here is definitely more suitable than Cai's study. If Diao Chan comes back, would you like to have a chance to chat with her?
So, Dachun got into the selfless intoxication under the clothes, and then faintly dozed off again and again.
After an unknown amount of time, the cricket suddenly heard the sound of the cabinet door opening from the room.
Dachun was suddenly alert: what's going on?
Light footsteps came from the closet, and the footsteps came towards the clothes, Dachun was so shocked that he didn't even dare to show his head.
Then the clothes were picked up, and Dachun immediately smelled a hot sweat mixed with rouge!This is?This taste is the same as that of Ma Yunlu when I saw the evening practice on the first day, but the rouge is suitable, not as exaggerated as her... This?Could it be that the maid is going to collect the clothes for washing?Fuck!Then hurry up and slip away!
The cricket hurriedly showed her head, and suddenly found that under her smooth and sweaty wooden slippers, she was stepping on a circle of dazzling star halos!
Fuck! ! !The brightness of this halo is as dazzling as a car light!Much better than Ma Chao and Zhao E!
Could it be that she is Diao Chan?The one who went out earlier...
Just as she was in a daze, her eyes went dark, she entered the cabinet again, the door closed, and the door inside opened!
Dachun understood, this is the secret door of the cabinet door in the room, no, according to the structure of Cai Yong's house, it is very likely to be a secret place.
——System prompt: You have entered the fairyland "Moon Worship and Incense Garden"!
This! ?It's actually a fairyland? !
Dachun completely understood, this is the real Diaochan!Only the four beauties through the ages are worthy of the treatment in the fairyland.Then the one who went out just now should have randomly found a dancer... that's not right, how could a random dancer have a general star halo?Or is it like Wang Yi, spending a 6-star avatar?But her doppelgänger halo is too dazzling!
Putting down the clothes, Dachun immediately felt a rush of heat or the water vapor below, is it a hot spring?
Then I heard the sound of taking off her clothes and entering the water, she was taking a bath! ?
understood!Ma Yunlu practiced hard until midnight!As a top singing and dancing girl, she has to practice hard every day to be sweaty. How can she accompany those young masters to socialize?She should have practiced hard all morning and then took a shower!
At this moment, Dachun was excited!The previously disillusioned sense of expectation came again. What does the real Diao Chan look like?
(End of this chapter)
Luoyang.
Maybe it's because Dachun's crickets have excellent aptitude, or maybe it's because Dachun himself has a strong talent for excrement and fart. The progress of the cricket's cultivation is very fast, and he quickly learned the word "stinky"!As long as the move is made, the word "smelly fart" will be sprayed out, just like in some anime, when the move is zoomed in, the screen will show a close-up of a line of calligraphy "Beidou Friendship Poyan Fist" and the like.
And Dachun really stinks of himself!Probably this is the artistic conception, as long as I believe that my fart is stinky, let alone others?Not to mention that as soon as the fart comes out, it turns into a jet cricket and accelerates to escape.
In short, with such great progress, I'm afraid it's time to go out and relax. After all, this is Luoyang, the most prosperous city on earth in this era.
Well, mainly to find Diao Chan.As for Wen Ji, it's already in the pot, don't worry!
So the cricket left three words "go out and play" on the table, then got out of the window, fluttered its wings, leaped and glided into the air, giving a panoramic view of the busy Luoyang in the morning.
It's really prosperous, and it really isn't at the same level as Wuwei.And when he thinks that the main character in Wuwei is so sleepy that he can't even dream, Dachun can't help feeling deeply worried, will he recover in time?But in terms of personal cultivation, I don't know how much better the realm of the trumpet is than the big one, if the big one is really out of play...
In short, the trumpet must hurry up!
The crickets flew all the way, and soon arrived at Wang Situ's mansion, which was found last night. As expected of Sangong's mansion, it was as grand as a primary school.
Then, I soon saw dozens of women in gorgeous uniforms in the backyard combing each other's hair and touching up their makeup.This must be Wang Situ's domestic singer!It's just that none of them have a general star halo.Could it be that Diao Chan's status is so high that she doesn't hang out with ordinary divas?Or did you go to the toilet and come to meet everyone later?
Crickets fly down the eaves and wait for inspection.
Then Dachun was stunned, how could these singing and dancing girls be ordinary?All of them are amazing, no worse than Yinping Yunlu Guoguo and the others, and they have a bonus of colorful outfits, even better!If they were all like this, how stunning would Diao Chan, who scored a perfect score of 100 on the charm benchmark, be?
After dressing up, all kinds of drums and zithers sounded together, and these singers began to rehearse their dances.
Diao Chan never showed up.
Dachun wondered, did she go to worship the moon at night and make up for sleepiness during the day?But I came here last night, didn't I see anyone coming out?
While he was struggling, a fat lady came to the front desk and knocked on the door and shouted: "Miss, are you done with your makeup? Mr. Wang came here early in the morning, and you have been waiting for an hour!"
Shouted in the room: "Here we come!"
A woman wearing a dazzling golden crown, a thin red veil on her face, and a purple red robe pushed the door out, and there was a dazzling halo of stars under her feet!
Dachun was stunned, could this be... Diao Chan! ?pretty?of course!It is obviously a class more expensive than the dancers present...but...
Seeing her floating figure entering the front hall, Dachun always felt something was wrong?Her purple red dress collided with Zhuge Guo!If there is no comparison, it is really not clear, but after a comparison, I always feel that Zhuge Guo is better.
Could it be that Diao Chan, who reached the top with charm, is not as good as Zhuge Guo?Or, is it the short skirt that Zhuge Guo wears, and the accumulation of good feelings that he usually has, which has a bonus of being pleasing to the eye?
Also, it seems that Diao Chan is here to pick up guests?It feels too vulgar!But if you think about it, who would not want to kiss Fangze?No matter how great the official is, Wang Situ can't offend everyone, can he?
Not right either!Dachun immediately noticed the biggest problem, that was the brightness of her general star halo!Very bright, but not brighter than Ma Chao, nor brighter than Zhao E.Such a four beauties through the ages, will the general star be inferior to Zhao E?
No matter, go to her room first to have a look.
So the crickets flew to the eaves, climbed the beams as usual, and then entered the house through the small cracks. The big room was fragrant and gorgeous, and the cabinets with all kinds of treasures were lined up like a library!These are all sent by the young master?This treatment is much better than that of the front desk girl Zhao Aier's dormitory!but--
Dachun was very disappointed.
It's not that Diao Chan can't do it, it's amazing!But I am no longer the old bachelor from ten days ago, I already have senior experience in Baihua Congzhong Opera, but I feel that Diao Chan has not met her expectations, nor has she formed an absolute advantage over Guoguo Yunlu and the others. .Not to mention that her status as a receptionist is not as good as Zhao Aier's younger sister at the front desk.
Dachun saw a pile of changed clothes on the bed chair.
Well, no matter how you say it, come here to kiss Fangze!
The crickets happily flew to the clothes and took a deep sniff...it smells so good!Diao Chan after all?Perhaps, you can take advantage of this artistic conception to practice the word "fragrance" now?Well, that's it. The atmosphere here is definitely more suitable than Cai's study. If Diao Chan comes back, would you like to have a chance to chat with her?
So, Dachun got into the selfless intoxication under the clothes, and then faintly dozed off again and again.
After an unknown amount of time, the cricket suddenly heard the sound of the cabinet door opening from the room.
Dachun was suddenly alert: what's going on?
Light footsteps came from the closet, and the footsteps came towards the clothes, Dachun was so shocked that he didn't even dare to show his head.
Then the clothes were picked up, and Dachun immediately smelled a hot sweat mixed with rouge!This is?This taste is the same as that of Ma Yunlu when I saw the evening practice on the first day, but the rouge is suitable, not as exaggerated as her... This?Could it be that the maid is going to collect the clothes for washing?Fuck!Then hurry up and slip away!
The cricket hurriedly showed her head, and suddenly found that under her smooth and sweaty wooden slippers, she was stepping on a circle of dazzling star halos!
Fuck! ! !The brightness of this halo is as dazzling as a car light!Much better than Ma Chao and Zhao E!
Could it be that she is Diao Chan?The one who went out earlier...
Just as she was in a daze, her eyes went dark, she entered the cabinet again, the door closed, and the door inside opened!
Dachun understood, this is the secret door of the cabinet door in the room, no, according to the structure of Cai Yong's house, it is very likely to be a secret place.
——System prompt: You have entered the fairyland "Moon Worship and Incense Garden"!
This! ?It's actually a fairyland? !
Dachun completely understood, this is the real Diaochan!Only the four beauties through the ages are worthy of the treatment in the fairyland.Then the one who went out just now should have randomly found a dancer... that's not right, how could a random dancer have a general star halo?Or is it like Wang Yi, spending a 6-star avatar?But her doppelgänger halo is too dazzling!
Putting down the clothes, Dachun immediately felt a rush of heat or the water vapor below, is it a hot spring?
Then I heard the sound of taking off her clothes and entering the water, she was taking a bath! ?
understood!Ma Yunlu practiced hard until midnight!As a top singing and dancing girl, she has to practice hard every day to be sweaty. How can she accompany those young masters to socialize?She should have practiced hard all morning and then took a shower!
At this moment, Dachun was excited!The previously disillusioned sense of expectation came again. What does the real Diao Chan look like?
(End of this chapter)
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