Dow and Carbon-Based Monkey Breeding Guidelines

Chapter 513 Mr. Red Riding Hood's Unfortunate Ending

Luo Binhan carefully looked at the Mr. Lizard in the painting.The protagonist, despite being called a lizard, wears a rather elegant suit with ruby ​​buttons at the collar.He didn't know what interstellar standards were, but that wasn't what a cop should look like back home.The creature was also wearing a pair of oddly fitting suit pants, with a long tail of downy hair that was definitely not reptilian protruding from the back.It also has moist eyes that are extraordinarily human, and it keeps its left hand in the pocket of its coat.

It wasn't really a lizard, and it wasn't even like the lizards Luo Binhan had seen.However, since the text next to it has already stated so, Luo Binhan does not intend to contradict this album.He continued to scroll down and saw the lizard policeman walking in the forest with a red wrapping on his head.

On the right side of the panel, he sees a forest background of the same hue.A man with a jigsaw is walking towards the gap between the pages.He and the Mr. Lizard on the previous page are walking towards each other, and they also seem to be in the same forest.The text at the bottom of the two pages reads:
Mr. Lizard dressed himself as Little Red Riding Hood and walked on the way to the deep forest every day.He believes that the murderer will appear again.Suddenly, a young carpenter appeared in front of him. "Where are you going?" asked the carpenter in a dull voice.Mr. Lizard answered with a high-pitched voice, "I'm going to visit grandma." The carpenter gave him a small wooden sword painted white, and they became good friends.

After Luo Binhan finished reading this page, he really found a buckle bag hanging under the carpenter's jigsaw, with a small sword handle exposed from the mouth of the bag.

"The carpenter's attire looks familiar," ∈ suggested. "He's the carpenter from the previous story, isn't he? Their clothes are exactly the same."

Luo Binhan flipped through the album, and found that ∈'s claim was indeed based.When he wanted to agree, he said again: "No no no, wait a minute, I'll change my guess! This puzzle must be combined with words! Didn't the paragraph just say 'young carpenter'? It's not like Random! I think it's the son of the last carpenter."

"Are you sure?" Luo Binhan said disapprovingly, "Why does the carpenter's son have to be a carpenter?"

"Because they live on the hills!" replied the ∈ triumphantly. "Surely there are no neighbors around, are there? The kid has to go on as a carpenter, because there's no other trade for him to learn. And look what's written here? 'Still voice', that must be because he has a heart made of wood!"

Now the rudder began to dance an exaggerated dance of hands and feet, as if to show off its own victory.Luo Binhan began to rub his head—he admitted that he was not good at riddles, brain teasers, or other small puzzle games. Although he felt that ∈'s guess was not so reliable, he couldn't come up with a better idea.

"Look what's behind!" the ∈ urged, "That's sure to prove me right!"

Luo Binhan turned another page.He soon screamed with ∈.He was surprised, but ∈ was more like a victory cheer.On this page, there is still a lizard policeman wrapped in a red turban, with a beautiful wooden box of matches hanging on his chest, and a hunter with a bow and arrow is walking towards him.The hunter was wearing a pair of bright red shoes, a hair scarf, and a skirt with trousers.She was unquestionably a young woman. ∈ jumped directly onto the book, adding a big green halo to her.

"See?" he said, "Of course I'm right, my database knows how to decipher this riddle all too well! I can generate 1 new ones from this template! Do you want to see it?"

Luo Binhan pulled the book out from under him and began to read the text below the picture:
The next day, Mr. Lizard dressed himself as Little Red Riding Hood again, put on the small wooden sword given by the carpenter, and walked on the way to the depths of the forest.He still believed that the murderer would appear again.Suddenly, a young hunter appeared before him. "Where are you going?" asked the hunter in a wary voice.Mr. Lizard answered with a squeaky voice, "I'm going to visit grandma." The hunter gave him a map.She became his mentor and friend.

"Aren't we just good friends now?" Luo Binhan said.He had nothing to say about it, just an unconscious murmur.Somehow the picture book began to make him uncomfortable.

"I guess the farmer is next." ∈ said lazily, "the order is 5234, a kind of symmetry approaching the center."

But this time he guessed wrong.When Luo Binhan turned to the next page, they saw a young man carrying a herb basket walking towards the Lizard Police.The text below the picture reads:

On the third day, Mr. Lizard walked deep into the forest according to the map.Suddenly, a herbalist appeared in front of him. "Where are you going?" the herbalist asked in a gentle voice.Mr. Lizard answered with a squeaky voice, "I'm going to visit grandma." The herbalist gave him a handful of chamaejasma.That's Mr. Vegan Lizard's favorite thing to eat!They became unique best friends.

"Oh, a unique friend?" ∈ leaned on Luo Binhan's shoulder and said, "This one is a bit frivolous, isn't it? It's just a handful of grass!"

Luo Binhan turned to the next page expressionlessly.What greeted them was no surprise, it was a chance encounter between the lizard policeman and the farmer.They can be said to be familiar with reading the words under the picture.

On the fourth day, Mr. Lizard went deep into the forest while eating his lunch.Suddenly, a farmer appeared in front of him. "Where are you going?" asked the farmer in a serious voice.Mr. Lizard answered in a high voice, "I'm going to visit grandma." The farmer said, "Be careful of the snakes in the grass." He gave Mr. Lizard nothing, and drove Mr. Lizard out of the forest.Mr. Lizard hated farmers ever since.

Luo Binhan couldn't help laughing.He somehow got a little satisfaction out of this passage, even though he had nothing against the Lizard Cop.At this time, he found that the pages of the unread book he was holding in his right hand were so thin that there were only a few pages left.Time is running out for Upsilon's colleague.He turned to the next page and saw Lizard Police standing in front of the crowd.The text below that reads:
After an arduous investigation, Mr. Lizard summoned all the residents near the forest. "I know who the murderer is!" he announced. "Who is it?" the residents asked one after another.So Mr. Lizard stretched out the black left hand in his pocket, pointing to his best and unique friend. "The herbalist is the murderer!" said he. "He was made of a wolf. He ate Little Red Riding Hood."

"Nonsense," the herbalist argued, "If I were a murderer, why would I give you your favorite food!" My favorite food! I have perfectly pretended to be a human girl! Only a wolf's sense of smell can see through me!"

The herbalist's eyes shone with terror.He strips off his clothes and grows out his thick hair all over.His voice became rough and scary. "We're best friends!" he roared, "like me and Little Red Riding Hood!" and they fought.The herbalist turned into a wolf fast and fierce, but Mr. Lizard jumped up the tree and threw twigs and acorns at him out of the wolf's reach. "How can you climb so high!" growled the wolf.

"Can't you figure it out?" said Mr. Lizard. "I was a man. I was a cursed and deformed man, just like you!"

However, the wolf laughed at him. "You are wrong," said the wolf. "You are a cursed ape. Your tail is exposed. You are only pretending to be a man!"

Mr. Lizard was taken aback.He tried to hide his tail, but fell from the tree.The wolf pounced on him and bit his throat.At the same time, Mr. Lizard also grabbed the little sword that the carpenter gave him, and pierced the wolf's heart.So they died together.The carpenter who witnessed the death of his good friend was heartbroken, and his heart made of wood was also shattered, and tears flowed from it.Tears accumulated more and more until they flooded the whole world, and the accumulation became a vast ocean!A voice from the depths of the ocean said, "Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! It's only a dream!"

ah!That was the sound of the sea serpent.The fish woke up one after another and found that they had dreamed about the forest.It turned out that Little Red Riding Hood was not eaten, and Mr. Lizard was not dead!They had illusory dreams, a trick of the fishermen to lure the sea serpent.But this strategy was seen through by the resourceful sea snake, and now everything is over, and the world under the sea is gorgeous and colorful, like a beautiful garden.The fishes swam together and sang happily.

Luo Binhan silently looked at the last page of the album.The flaming algae reflected in his eyes, giving him intense dizziness and a headache.He raised his head and glanced at the frantic twitching ∈ like an epileptic seizure.

"What idea?" he said.

∈ began to riot hysterically, rolling alternately on the floor and ceiling.

"The ending of the dream is against the law!" Luo Binhan heard him scream, "Break the law! Break the law! Arrest the author of this book!"

(End of this chapter)