Dressed to be a grandmother
Chapter 1529
Chapter 1529
"I just wanted to talk about how the car stinks."
It was a mess before, and no one paid attention to it. Now that the car has driven for a while, and they have calmed down, they just noticed something is wrong in the air.
When you are nervous and scared, no one will pay attention to the strange smell, but when everyone is relieved, someone mentions it again, and others are also aware of it.
The minibus is only that big, and with the windows closed, the smell is of course obvious.
Could it be that someone was scared to pee? !
No no no, definitely more than that.
Everyone looked at each other, and soon, someone discovered the source of the smell.
To be exact, they found traces. There were obvious wet marks on Qiao Kefu's beige pants. Everyone knew what was going on with just one glance.
Oh my god, this foreigner is too careless, he was so scared to pee!
Such a tall man, yet so timid.
This is so embarrassing!
Everyone was not surprised that Qiao Kefu was scared to urinate, but the smell in the car was obviously not urine, but something else.
So everyone covered their noses while muttering, and their eyes began to look around again.
A foreigner standing behind Qiao Kefu seemed to have noticed the eyes of the people in the car, and quickly shrank back behind Qiao Kefu.
It's embarrassing to say, when the big tiger was around, he didn't get incontinent because of the fright, but when the car was driving and a pheasant suddenly flew out from the side, he was so scared that he jumped out of his papa.
Now there is a lump in his pants, and he can't call the car to stop and deal with it himself, in case that big tiger appears again, or encounters some other wild beast.
Besides, there are no toilets in the wilderness on this road, so he can't settle in the grass like a barbarian.
Otherwise, if this matter is reported back to China, I don't know how many people will laugh at it.
But the more silent he was, the more he delayed, the stronger the smell became.
How can thin trousers in summer cover much of the smell, not to mention that the smell is even stronger in hot weather.
At this moment, the foreigner's face turned into anger from embarrassment. He felt that the food at noon must be bad, otherwise, how could he spit shit out of fright.
Sure enough, the place is brutal and the food is terrible.
It was only after the car started that Qiao Kefu realized that he was incontinent while being frightened and fainted. He was embarrassed. Feeling the sights, he became angry from embarrassment: "Ji Li Gua la..."
Director Luo: "What did he say?"
Translation: "Mr. Jockford said that he will never let this matter go away."
"Crackling..." This matter is endless!
"Mr. Jockford also said that he regrets coming here, and he shouldn't want to come to support our country's film industry."
The corner of Director Luo's mouth twitched. He should have comforted him, but at this moment, Director Luo didn't want to say anything more.
After such an experience, he also knew that it was useless to say anything now.
Forget it, let's talk about everything when we go back to the guest house.
The weather is hot and no one wears much. Qiao Kefu just pissed in fear, but the other foreigner was so scared that his poop came out. The car is only so big, even if you don’t follow the smell, you will soon find the source.
The people in Huaguo are very face-saving, everyone just opened the window, put their heads to the window, breathed the fresh air, and didn't say much.
Of course, even if everyone doesn't discuss it, as long as someone speaks, the foreigners feel that the Hua people are laughing at him.
Qiao Kefu jumped up angrily, not to mention this foreigner, he also secretly swore in his heart that he would not vote for this movie for a dime.
Niulo Village.
Bai Xi ate milk and strawberries in the tree house, and listened to Chen Xiaocong's report on the situation in the past few days.
The things brought back by the big truck and the seafood were naturally sent to the freezer, while the treasures brought back from the island were stored in the empty house near the tree house.
Li Meigua, who beat someone at the entrance of the village just now, is kneeling under the tree house. He kneels straight, and there is anxiety on his face that was not convinced before.
Li Dayong was right next to him, he sometimes looked worriedly at the top of the tree house, and sometimes glanced at his child, he was so angry that he couldn't help but want to do something.
However, when I thought that this bastard was also bloody, and he was smart enough not to be caught at the entrance of the village just now, I felt somewhat comforted.
When Xiao Hei came back, Bai Xi just came down from the tree house.
She looked at Xiao Hei, who was playing tricks, and asked with a smile, "Are you relieved?"
"Roar~ roar~~ roar..."
Xiao Hei growled a few times, and it said that although it didn't do much, it scared those people, and they probably wouldn't dare to come to Niuluo Village to make trouble again.
How could Bai Xi not know what Xiao Hei did, and Bai Xi didn't think it was too much for its behavior at all. With her previous temper, these people have no chance to make noise.
international friend?
When she was traveling in all walks of life, she encountered people with long eyes who came to provoke her and wiped out the entire clan, even a planet.
The people of Niuluo Village are mortals, yes, they are ants to the God Realm, and they are insignificant existences to the former Bai Xi.
However, Bai Xi came here, and Bai Xi didn't know if she was considered a part of the world. Since she was here and loved by the villagers, she naturally protected them.
"I'm really getting better and better."
This sentence, Bai Xi murmured and boasted in a low voice.
Seeing Bai Xi coming down, Li Meigua obediently admitted his mistake.
"Grandma, I caused trouble."
As soon as he kowtowed, Bai Xi waved and pulled him up.
"Don't just kneel down at every turn, just talk about it." Bai Xi's voice was full of curiosity, and did not mean to blame.
Li Meigua first responded, and then said obediently: "Grandma, it's like this. I went to the city, and then I saw that group of people walking around carrying the machine, and then I heard that they were going to make a movie..."
Bai Xi waved his hand and interrupted him: "The captain told me about this just now."
People from her Niuluo Village beat people up, and she recognized Bai Xi. Besides, if these people came here politely with certificates and applications, Niuluo Village wouldn't do anything.
You just want to enter the village with empty teeth, and you make all kinds of demands, and you will hit anyone if you don't.
Bai Xi doesn't care about other places, but in Niuluo Village, if you want to bully Niuluo Village as a small village, you can't do it.
In fact, in other remote places and villages, it is true that the villagers will cooperate with the dispatch after showing their work permits.
Being located in a remote place with lagging news, the backward mountainous area naturally accepts the demands of the people from 'above', but these people also underestimate Niuluo Village, and Niuluo Village is not the one who suffers.
Chen Xiaocong nodded at the side. He had already reported the situation to his aunt in detail.
"I mean, have you seen other people making movies, do you have any thoughts?" Bai Xi smiled and asked, "I remember, you have been interested in this since you were a child."
(one more chapter)
(End of this chapter)
"I just wanted to talk about how the car stinks."
It was a mess before, and no one paid attention to it. Now that the car has driven for a while, and they have calmed down, they just noticed something is wrong in the air.
When you are nervous and scared, no one will pay attention to the strange smell, but when everyone is relieved, someone mentions it again, and others are also aware of it.
The minibus is only that big, and with the windows closed, the smell is of course obvious.
Could it be that someone was scared to pee? !
No no no, definitely more than that.
Everyone looked at each other, and soon, someone discovered the source of the smell.
To be exact, they found traces. There were obvious wet marks on Qiao Kefu's beige pants. Everyone knew what was going on with just one glance.
Oh my god, this foreigner is too careless, he was so scared to pee!
Such a tall man, yet so timid.
This is so embarrassing!
Everyone was not surprised that Qiao Kefu was scared to urinate, but the smell in the car was obviously not urine, but something else.
So everyone covered their noses while muttering, and their eyes began to look around again.
A foreigner standing behind Qiao Kefu seemed to have noticed the eyes of the people in the car, and quickly shrank back behind Qiao Kefu.
It's embarrassing to say, when the big tiger was around, he didn't get incontinent because of the fright, but when the car was driving and a pheasant suddenly flew out from the side, he was so scared that he jumped out of his papa.
Now there is a lump in his pants, and he can't call the car to stop and deal with it himself, in case that big tiger appears again, or encounters some other wild beast.
Besides, there are no toilets in the wilderness on this road, so he can't settle in the grass like a barbarian.
Otherwise, if this matter is reported back to China, I don't know how many people will laugh at it.
But the more silent he was, the more he delayed, the stronger the smell became.
How can thin trousers in summer cover much of the smell, not to mention that the smell is even stronger in hot weather.
At this moment, the foreigner's face turned into anger from embarrassment. He felt that the food at noon must be bad, otherwise, how could he spit shit out of fright.
Sure enough, the place is brutal and the food is terrible.
It was only after the car started that Qiao Kefu realized that he was incontinent while being frightened and fainted. He was embarrassed. Feeling the sights, he became angry from embarrassment: "Ji Li Gua la..."
Director Luo: "What did he say?"
Translation: "Mr. Jockford said that he will never let this matter go away."
"Crackling..." This matter is endless!
"Mr. Jockford also said that he regrets coming here, and he shouldn't want to come to support our country's film industry."
The corner of Director Luo's mouth twitched. He should have comforted him, but at this moment, Director Luo didn't want to say anything more.
After such an experience, he also knew that it was useless to say anything now.
Forget it, let's talk about everything when we go back to the guest house.
The weather is hot and no one wears much. Qiao Kefu just pissed in fear, but the other foreigner was so scared that his poop came out. The car is only so big, even if you don’t follow the smell, you will soon find the source.
The people in Huaguo are very face-saving, everyone just opened the window, put their heads to the window, breathed the fresh air, and didn't say much.
Of course, even if everyone doesn't discuss it, as long as someone speaks, the foreigners feel that the Hua people are laughing at him.
Qiao Kefu jumped up angrily, not to mention this foreigner, he also secretly swore in his heart that he would not vote for this movie for a dime.
Niulo Village.
Bai Xi ate milk and strawberries in the tree house, and listened to Chen Xiaocong's report on the situation in the past few days.
The things brought back by the big truck and the seafood were naturally sent to the freezer, while the treasures brought back from the island were stored in the empty house near the tree house.
Li Meigua, who beat someone at the entrance of the village just now, is kneeling under the tree house. He kneels straight, and there is anxiety on his face that was not convinced before.
Li Dayong was right next to him, he sometimes looked worriedly at the top of the tree house, and sometimes glanced at his child, he was so angry that he couldn't help but want to do something.
However, when I thought that this bastard was also bloody, and he was smart enough not to be caught at the entrance of the village just now, I felt somewhat comforted.
When Xiao Hei came back, Bai Xi just came down from the tree house.
She looked at Xiao Hei, who was playing tricks, and asked with a smile, "Are you relieved?"
"Roar~ roar~~ roar..."
Xiao Hei growled a few times, and it said that although it didn't do much, it scared those people, and they probably wouldn't dare to come to Niuluo Village to make trouble again.
How could Bai Xi not know what Xiao Hei did, and Bai Xi didn't think it was too much for its behavior at all. With her previous temper, these people have no chance to make noise.
international friend?
When she was traveling in all walks of life, she encountered people with long eyes who came to provoke her and wiped out the entire clan, even a planet.
The people of Niuluo Village are mortals, yes, they are ants to the God Realm, and they are insignificant existences to the former Bai Xi.
However, Bai Xi came here, and Bai Xi didn't know if she was considered a part of the world. Since she was here and loved by the villagers, she naturally protected them.
"I'm really getting better and better."
This sentence, Bai Xi murmured and boasted in a low voice.
Seeing Bai Xi coming down, Li Meigua obediently admitted his mistake.
"Grandma, I caused trouble."
As soon as he kowtowed, Bai Xi waved and pulled him up.
"Don't just kneel down at every turn, just talk about it." Bai Xi's voice was full of curiosity, and did not mean to blame.
Li Meigua first responded, and then said obediently: "Grandma, it's like this. I went to the city, and then I saw that group of people walking around carrying the machine, and then I heard that they were going to make a movie..."
Bai Xi waved his hand and interrupted him: "The captain told me about this just now."
People from her Niuluo Village beat people up, and she recognized Bai Xi. Besides, if these people came here politely with certificates and applications, Niuluo Village wouldn't do anything.
You just want to enter the village with empty teeth, and you make all kinds of demands, and you will hit anyone if you don't.
Bai Xi doesn't care about other places, but in Niuluo Village, if you want to bully Niuluo Village as a small village, you can't do it.
In fact, in other remote places and villages, it is true that the villagers will cooperate with the dispatch after showing their work permits.
Being located in a remote place with lagging news, the backward mountainous area naturally accepts the demands of the people from 'above', but these people also underestimate Niuluo Village, and Niuluo Village is not the one who suffers.
Chen Xiaocong nodded at the side. He had already reported the situation to his aunt in detail.
"I mean, have you seen other people making movies, do you have any thoughts?" Bai Xi smiled and asked, "I remember, you have been interested in this since you were a child."
(one more chapter)
(End of this chapter)
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