Dressed to be a grandmother

Chapter 1582 Add some seasoning
Of course, for acting, the wine bottle contains water.

This, Chen Jinjin did not ask for real drinking. After all, he knew that he had no experience. He just needed to perform for the sake of performance, and he didn't really have to drink.

Suddenly, there was a rattling sound from the pond downstream of the stream. Chen Jinjin slowly turned his head to look and saw a few ducks playing happily in the pond. He immediately put down the wine bottle, raised his gun and pulled the bolt...

Explosives were really used, not only a few ducks from the farm were blown up, but also a few fish were blown up. Of course, the amount of explosives was reduced, otherwise the scope of the splash and the sound of the explosion would be bigger.

In order to take care of the villagers who have no acting experience, Bai Xi specially chose this comedy movie. The actors don't need to be very good at acting, and there are not many rival scenes between the actors, and there are even fewer scenes in the same frame. In the form of a mirror.

Even if some actors want to shoot in one shot, there are only a few shots. Although it is a bit troublesome to edit, it puts less pressure on the actors.

At this time, the villagers didn't know much about it, but after they understood it later, they were grateful and moved to Bai Xi.

Auntie, she still loves the big guy so much as always.

Just when Chen Jinjin was grinning grinningly and rushing to the pond to happily pick up the fried ducks, the camera changed and Dabao and Xiaobao, who were pouring water by the stream, looked at each other with a sly look on their little faces.

As soon as the camera turned, the two took off their pants, picked up the half-filled military canteen, and unceremoniously urinated in it.

When this shot was taken, Dabao and Xiaobao were actually embarrassed.

They are more than five years old, and they are not three years old. Even if they are three years old, they are still at the age to know how to be ashamed.

Even when they play in the mud, they don't pee or mud, let alone playing in front of so many people.

There are still a lot of people watching around here, and when it is broadcast, it will definitely be seen by many people, and they will naturally be ashamed.

Just when the two were struggling, Xiaofang pulled them aside, half coaxing, half threatening, and said: "This is acting, your father is still acting as a stinking and shameless devil, and he will spit fire later. They even jumped into wells and pools..."

Dabao: "But, we..."

Xiaofang: "Think about it, you two are the only young actors in the village who can have so many scenes. This is something that many people can't envy."

"If the two of you are coy and unwilling, then someone else will play the role. Are you willing?"

Dabao and Xiaobao shook their heads quickly, they definitely didn't want to, they agreed to help their aunt.

Xiaofang pouted her lips and signaled the two to look at the onlookers: "Look, there are five or six-year-old children next to you. If the two of you refuse, you will definitely have to change someone else. You..."

Dabao and Xiaobao immediately became anxious and spoke quickly.

"Mother, stop talking, we're just being shy."

"Yes, mother, there are so many people, why don't we be reserved?"

The corners of Xiaofang's mouth twitched, her hair hadn't even grown yet, and she was still shy and reserved.

But she won't really say what's in her heart: "Then are you guys more reserved now? Are you still shy?"

Before the two of them could answer, she continued to say earnestly: "Mother told you that the director is our aunt. If it were someone else, he would not be a member of our village. You guys, I don't know if there will be such a thing in the future." Opportunity and luck to participate in filmmaking, we must cherish this opportunity."

"Mother, we know, we know, don't talk about it, you can go quickly, don't disturb us here to adjust the emotions of the characters, this is the venue for the actors..."

These professional words were learned from the crew during the filming yesterday, and I know how to use them, and they are quite decent.

Xiaofang: "..." Hey, these two bastards will still take Joe.

However, she just patted the heads of her two sons angrily, told them not to delay the shooting time, and left quickly.

"Brother, are you still afraid?"

"Don't be afraid!" Dabao wiped his chin, and said indifferently: "There is nothing to be afraid of. Think about it, if others play like this, they will definitely be beaten, but we are different. We can drink water bottles openly, right?"

When Xiao Bao heard this, his eyes lit up, he looked at his elder brother with admiration, and boasted: "Yes, elder brother, you are really smart."

Not only will they not be beaten, but the adults will have to watch them urinate, and they will praise them for how well they urinate.

After thinking about this clearly, the shyness in Dabao and Xiaobao's hearts disappeared immediately.

Chen Daliu was talking to the photographer, and seeing Dabao and Xiaobao approaching, he asked, "Are you two ready?"

"All right."

"Drink some more water, so you don't have to pee for a while..."

So, Dabao and Xiaobao, who had already drank two large bowls of water, drank a bowl of mung bean soup with large bowls, and their stomachs became round after drinking. cute.

The two looked at each other, and said to themselves, isn't it just peeing, what do you need to prepare, just take off your pants and point it at the mouth of the bottle.

Dabao and Xiaobao wanted to perform well, and after overcoming the obstacle in their hearts, they looked at each other while urinating and smiled mischievously, interpreting childish naughtiness and mischief just right.

"Enough, hey, enough for him to drink a pot."

Without the twitchy mentality, this scene can be passed in one pass.

"Ka, okay, not bad, it's over."

As soon as these words came out, Dabao and Xiaobao breathed a sigh of relief, quickly put down the military water bottle, pulled up the trousers, and then tied them up with the cloth waistband.

Fortunately, it didn't come a second time, otherwise, they would have to hold back their urine for a while.

The two tied up their trouser belts and looked towards Bai Xi first.

Seeing that she was talking to Li Meigua, Chen Daliu was also listening there, so he looked at the crowd watching the filming not far away, grinned at his mother, and saw the faces of the two friends who were playing together. His expression is even more proud.

Xiaofang gave the two thumbs up from a distance, her face was full of praise, but she muttered in her heart, brat, I wish I couldn’t shoot earlier, she was coy and delayed me from going home to feed the chickens.

"Where's the frog? Here comes the frog, bring it quickly." Chen Daliu took the notebook and started looking for props.

The villager in charge of shooting props immediately took a bamboo basket, and inside were a few jumping frogs: "Here, here, the village chief, the frogs are all here."

This shot is even simpler. As soon as the machine was turned on, the small frog to be used was placed on a stone by the stream, and the shot of catching the small frog was shot.

Then Dabao and Xiaobao, one holding the kettle, the other picked up a small frog, and put the frog into the military kettle under the camera.

When the little frog was put in the military kettle, the line was also mischievous: "Add some seasoning to him."

"Hehe~~"

(End of this chapter)