Dressed to be a grandmother
Chapter 1628 I cried directly
Chen Daliu looked at the aunt who was eating watermelon in front of the monitor. Thinking that it was already a day of filming today, he sighed, and out of the corner of his eye turned to Li Melon, who was not far away, so he moved to Li Melon and whispered: " You study more, leave the teacher early, and save your aunt from being so tired."
Anyone in the village can direct the show, so why does my aunt need to be so busy at this time?
Li Tiangua responded hurriedly: "I know, I will learn it earlier, but my aunt is very capable and has a lot of skills, so I can only absorb it as much as possible."
"Anyway, you guys work hard!" Chen Daliu said and patted Li Tiangua on the shoulder as encouragement, and then arranged other things.
The laughing place is the laughing place, but Chen Dandan has finished filming the last scene, so Bai Xi also smiled and waited until everyone was almost laughing before continuing to shoot.
"It smells so bad~"
Li Xiaowen's chubby hand waved in front of his nose: "It stinks, it stinks!!"
Chen Dandan closed his eyes: "The principle of qigong lies in the technique of breathing, that is, clear qi rises and turbid qi falls..."
After he finished speaking, he let out another fart with a look of enjoyment: "If you practice to the highest realm, you can open up the two veins of Rendu and enter the transformation realm."
When it comes to martial arts, Bai Xiaolong is very serious.
I saw a serious and sincere expression on his small face: "But, senior brother, which is the second line of Rendu?"
"Once the nostrils and ass~eyes are opened, it will be like me, inhale through the nostrils, and exhale through the ass~eyes. A huge suction can be generated between inhaling and releasing. This is the famous method of attracting stars."
After a while of popular science, Chen Dan didn't care whether the two juniors believed it or not. Anyway, the two of them were two small beans, so he continued: "Inhale, let out~"
"Inhale again, fart again~"
"It smells so bad~"
"It stinks~"
Chen Dandan ignored the complaints of the two junior brothers and took another breath. This time, as he said, a huge suction can be generated between a suction and a release.
Then a lot of paper and things in the room were sucked in his direction, and some papers were pasted on Li Xiaowen's bare head, which was very funny.
Of course, this scene was unexpected, but not only did it not affect the plot, but it also added a sense of comedy.
Of course Chen Dadan is not so powerful, everything is blown by the cooperation of the electric fan.
For the needs of filming, the blacksmithing team in Niuluo Village specially brought out five large electric fans for the crew.
Blowing and blowing, the wooden fish in front of Chen Dandan was sucked up, and then smashed directly on his head, knocking him unconscious and falling onto the mat.
Bai Xiaolong looked surprised, then turned to look at Li Xiaowen.
Li Xiaowen clasped his two little hands together, and muttered with a pouted mouth: "If you practice this fart earlier, you'll have to finish work earlier!"
"Go to bed!" After Li Xiaowen finished speaking, he took the lead in getting up from the mat. Bai Xiaolong also reached out and yawned and followed.
Because "Raise Your Hands" is still on the air, and people's love for it has not diminished, Bai Xi is not in a hurry to release "Oolong Courtyard", and the workload of filming is quite easy.
Three days before we came out, everyone's state was slow, but later when we were shooting, the speed was much faster.
The staff will arrange the venue according to the table, although the props of the venue have not changed too much.
It is said that Tietou Gong is a basic martial art that Shaolin must learn, and Li Xiaowen rings the bell every day for this reason.
In the morning practice, iron head kung fu is like hitting the head with a brick.
The brothers and sisters in the Wulong courtyard all sat in a row, and then the camera went over, and they shot each one brick by brick on their heads. On the bare heads, only the dust after the bricks broke.
In front of them are the grown-up senior brothers. The camera turned and moved down a little. It was Bai Xiaolong who took the brick and shot it on his head.
Naturally, the brick was broken. When it was Li Xiaowen's turn, he was holding a brick in both hands and patted it on his head. The brick... was fine.
Because the voice was different, it attracted the curious eyes of the senior brothers in front. Naturally, Li Xiaowen, who had a pain in his head, immediately cried.
When the plot of this piece was filmed, Li Xiaowen was shy and refused to cry.
Isn't it just hitting the bricks, he won't be able to do it there, and the bricks have been specially dealt with, and it doesn't hurt much.
It's just that it's not enough that he doesn't cry, the plot must go this way.
But Li Xiaowen just couldn't cry. After all, in front of so many people, how could he cry so well.
Although he is five years old, he still has principles. Most of the crew members are beating people. How can they attack the little babies in the village, so Li Xiaowen can't cry.
Seeing this, Bai Xi rolled his eyes, beckoned to Chen Daliu, and whispered a few words.
Soon, Chen Daliu brought a basket of lollipops and distributed them to the people around them, one for each person, and everyone eats it together.
"I, I..." Li Xiaowen waited left and right, seeing that everyone had it, but he was missing, so he rushed forward: "The village chief, and me."
"Oh, you, you didn't."
"Ah? Why?" Li Xiaowen looked surprised, he also came to work today, why can't he have it.
Chen Daliu: "You can cry when you cry."
"Uh..." Li Xiaowen immediately looked tangled: "But, but I don't want to cry."
He thought hard about it, but there was nothing sad, he couldn't cry.
"Then don't eat it. Go to the side and think about the mood of the characters and enter the state early."
Li Xiaowen pouted, oh, and sat obediently on the pony beside him.
The people around were eating lollipops, and the smell of candy kept coming.
Try to figure out the psychology of the characters, figure out... Well, I smell it, there are vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, blueberry, peach, milk, grape, lychee...
Li Xiaowen tried hard to identify, seeing that everyone had finished eating one and picked up another, and saw that there was not much left in the basket.
Thinking again that he didn't have one today, Li Xiaowen couldn't bear it any longer, and cried with a wow.
He was greedy and crying. Others might not, but Li Xiaowen would.
As early as when he pouted, Bai Xi had already signaled that the camera was facing him, so when Li Xiaowen cried, he was immediately photographed.
"Okay, Ka. Yes, I cried very well." Bai Xi looked at it and was sure it would work, so she stopped.
Li Xiaowen was crying when suddenly he heard the call card and stopped habitually. After all, he had also filmed a few scenes, and the aunt had to stop when he called the card.
Then he opened his eyes and looked around in confusion, what's the matter, when did you start filming?If he cried just now, will the sound of the scene be blocked?
"Not bad, good, good cry, this one is over."
After Chen Daliu listened, he immediately stepped forward with a smile, took out two lollipops and handed them to Li Xiaowen: "This is a reward for you."
Anyone in the village can direct the show, so why does my aunt need to be so busy at this time?
Li Tiangua responded hurriedly: "I know, I will learn it earlier, but my aunt is very capable and has a lot of skills, so I can only absorb it as much as possible."
"Anyway, you guys work hard!" Chen Daliu said and patted Li Tiangua on the shoulder as encouragement, and then arranged other things.
The laughing place is the laughing place, but Chen Dandan has finished filming the last scene, so Bai Xi also smiled and waited until everyone was almost laughing before continuing to shoot.
"It smells so bad~"
Li Xiaowen's chubby hand waved in front of his nose: "It stinks, it stinks!!"
Chen Dandan closed his eyes: "The principle of qigong lies in the technique of breathing, that is, clear qi rises and turbid qi falls..."
After he finished speaking, he let out another fart with a look of enjoyment: "If you practice to the highest realm, you can open up the two veins of Rendu and enter the transformation realm."
When it comes to martial arts, Bai Xiaolong is very serious.
I saw a serious and sincere expression on his small face: "But, senior brother, which is the second line of Rendu?"
"Once the nostrils and ass~eyes are opened, it will be like me, inhale through the nostrils, and exhale through the ass~eyes. A huge suction can be generated between inhaling and releasing. This is the famous method of attracting stars."
After a while of popular science, Chen Dan didn't care whether the two juniors believed it or not. Anyway, the two of them were two small beans, so he continued: "Inhale, let out~"
"Inhale again, fart again~"
"It smells so bad~"
"It stinks~"
Chen Dandan ignored the complaints of the two junior brothers and took another breath. This time, as he said, a huge suction can be generated between a suction and a release.
Then a lot of paper and things in the room were sucked in his direction, and some papers were pasted on Li Xiaowen's bare head, which was very funny.
Of course, this scene was unexpected, but not only did it not affect the plot, but it also added a sense of comedy.
Of course Chen Dadan is not so powerful, everything is blown by the cooperation of the electric fan.
For the needs of filming, the blacksmithing team in Niuluo Village specially brought out five large electric fans for the crew.
Blowing and blowing, the wooden fish in front of Chen Dandan was sucked up, and then smashed directly on his head, knocking him unconscious and falling onto the mat.
Bai Xiaolong looked surprised, then turned to look at Li Xiaowen.
Li Xiaowen clasped his two little hands together, and muttered with a pouted mouth: "If you practice this fart earlier, you'll have to finish work earlier!"
"Go to bed!" After Li Xiaowen finished speaking, he took the lead in getting up from the mat. Bai Xiaolong also reached out and yawned and followed.
Because "Raise Your Hands" is still on the air, and people's love for it has not diminished, Bai Xi is not in a hurry to release "Oolong Courtyard", and the workload of filming is quite easy.
Three days before we came out, everyone's state was slow, but later when we were shooting, the speed was much faster.
The staff will arrange the venue according to the table, although the props of the venue have not changed too much.
It is said that Tietou Gong is a basic martial art that Shaolin must learn, and Li Xiaowen rings the bell every day for this reason.
In the morning practice, iron head kung fu is like hitting the head with a brick.
The brothers and sisters in the Wulong courtyard all sat in a row, and then the camera went over, and they shot each one brick by brick on their heads. On the bare heads, only the dust after the bricks broke.
In front of them are the grown-up senior brothers. The camera turned and moved down a little. It was Bai Xiaolong who took the brick and shot it on his head.
Naturally, the brick was broken. When it was Li Xiaowen's turn, he was holding a brick in both hands and patted it on his head. The brick... was fine.
Because the voice was different, it attracted the curious eyes of the senior brothers in front. Naturally, Li Xiaowen, who had a pain in his head, immediately cried.
When the plot of this piece was filmed, Li Xiaowen was shy and refused to cry.
Isn't it just hitting the bricks, he won't be able to do it there, and the bricks have been specially dealt with, and it doesn't hurt much.
It's just that it's not enough that he doesn't cry, the plot must go this way.
But Li Xiaowen just couldn't cry. After all, in front of so many people, how could he cry so well.
Although he is five years old, he still has principles. Most of the crew members are beating people. How can they attack the little babies in the village, so Li Xiaowen can't cry.
Seeing this, Bai Xi rolled his eyes, beckoned to Chen Daliu, and whispered a few words.
Soon, Chen Daliu brought a basket of lollipops and distributed them to the people around them, one for each person, and everyone eats it together.
"I, I..." Li Xiaowen waited left and right, seeing that everyone had it, but he was missing, so he rushed forward: "The village chief, and me."
"Oh, you, you didn't."
"Ah? Why?" Li Xiaowen looked surprised, he also came to work today, why can't he have it.
Chen Daliu: "You can cry when you cry."
"Uh..." Li Xiaowen immediately looked tangled: "But, but I don't want to cry."
He thought hard about it, but there was nothing sad, he couldn't cry.
"Then don't eat it. Go to the side and think about the mood of the characters and enter the state early."
Li Xiaowen pouted, oh, and sat obediently on the pony beside him.
The people around were eating lollipops, and the smell of candy kept coming.
Try to figure out the psychology of the characters, figure out... Well, I smell it, there are vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, blueberry, peach, milk, grape, lychee...
Li Xiaowen tried hard to identify, seeing that everyone had finished eating one and picked up another, and saw that there was not much left in the basket.
Thinking again that he didn't have one today, Li Xiaowen couldn't bear it any longer, and cried with a wow.
He was greedy and crying. Others might not, but Li Xiaowen would.
As early as when he pouted, Bai Xi had already signaled that the camera was facing him, so when Li Xiaowen cried, he was immediately photographed.
"Okay, Ka. Yes, I cried very well." Bai Xi looked at it and was sure it would work, so she stopped.
Li Xiaowen was crying when suddenly he heard the call card and stopped habitually. After all, he had also filmed a few scenes, and the aunt had to stop when he called the card.
Then he opened his eyes and looked around in confusion, what's the matter, when did you start filming?If he cried just now, will the sound of the scene be blocked?
"Not bad, good, good cry, this one is over."
After Chen Daliu listened, he immediately stepped forward with a smile, took out two lollipops and handed them to Li Xiaowen: "This is a reward for you."
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