Dressed to be a grandmother

"Ah? Oh~" When Bai Xiaolong heard this, he felt a little regretful. If he had known that his performance was not good enough, he could take two more shots.

But when he thought about it, it took him so much to fly, and if he didn't fly well, it would be meaningless.

Probably seeing that he was lost, Li Meigua thought for a while, and comforted him: "Don't worry, the character you played is very good at martial arts, so there will definitely be a plot of Fei, and then you just don't want to call Wei Ya uncomfortable." .”

"No, no, it's not uncomfortable." When Bai Xiaolong heard this, he immediately smiled happily.

How could it be uncomfortable? He didn't feel uncomfortable at all, but had a good time.

After Bai Xiaolong's shot was taken, he went to the side to rest in the backcourt, and then shot Li Xiaowen's shot.

Li Xiaowen is also going to shoot arrows, I saw him holding the bow and arrow, squinting one eye, quite in that posture.

But when the camera turned, the target was Chen Boldly holding an apple.

Could it be that Li Xiaowen's archery is better than Bai Xiaolong's?

But looking at Chen Bold's wide-eyed eyes and frightened expression, it immediately explained everything.

The arrow in Li Xiaowen's hand finally shot out, and the camera showed that it was shot, and then Li Xiaowen waved his fist happily and shouted: "Yeah~"

Chen boldly looked up at the arrow that hit the apple, his face was sweating from fright, and he had to stammer and boast to Li Xiaowen: "Stinky boy, there is progress, there is progress..."

While talking, he pulled out the arrow, then picked up the apple and took a bite. When he was chewing the apple, he just lowered his head and saw three or four arrows on his stomach. Stomach limp on the ground.

There is a practice wall in Wulongyuan. People with high internal strength can leave marks on the practice wall, whether it is feet or hands, or any traces that can prove high internal strength. This is also the assessment standard.

The other brothers in the assessment had already left footprints on the practice wall one by one. When a brother pulled out his shoe that had just been inlaid on the practice wall and put it back on his feet, the practice wall also clearly left footprints. His shoe prints.

This wonderful kick naturally attracted applause from other people.

At this time, Chen Daudao slowly entered the camera from the side, with a look of "not so much", then turned his head to face Bai Xiaolong who was still applauding, waved his hand, and said, "Xiaolong, come on!"

Bai Xiaolong immediately started to practice his kung fu, and when he was about to move forward, he ran a few steps, but he didn't expect to step on a banana peel on the ground.

Panicked, he couldn't stop, and Chen Bold, who happened to be in front of him and hadn't avoided it, turned his head when he heard the sound, and before he could react, he was bumped into his belly by Bai Xiaolong.

This collision was terrible, Chen Daudao was thrown into the air, and then his whole body was bumped into the practice wall and embedded in it.

The host and Li Xiaowen, who were watching from the side, just looked at Bai Xiaolong with concern, and then turned to look back when they heard the movement, shocked, Li Xiaowen even exclaimed: "Senior brother, this is also okay?"

The movie is about the daily life of the monks in Wulongyuan. Naturally, not only morning classes and evening classes to practice martial arts, eating is also one of the daily routines.

I have to show off my martial arts level while having a meal. Before I saw the script, no one would have thought that I could be so famous while having a meal, and I was full of smiles.

First, Chen Boldly swatted the buzzing and annoying flies, and then put them into Li Xiaowen's bowl: "Eat it, add protein."

Li Xiaowen picked it up and put it in his mouth, then threw it out in disgust: "Too thin."

Chen Boldly took a look: "Are you disgusted? Xiaolong, you eat." He picked it up from the table and put it into the bowl of Bai Xiaolong sitting across from him.

The four continued to eat, and at this time, another fly flew over.

As soon as Chen Bold stretched out his hand, Bai Xiaolong stopped him with a shout.

Bai Xiaolong listened to the sound to identify his position, stretched the chopsticks in his hand upwards, and the buzzing sound disappeared immediately.

Under Li Xiaowen's curious and expectant eyes, Bai Xiaolong knocked his chopsticks into his bowl and said cheerfully, "Here you are!"

From the camera, you can see Li Xiaowen picked up the little black in the porridge and gave it to his mouth, then nodded and boasted: "It's so fat."

Chewing and chewing, Li Xiaowen spat out the sunspots.

First Chen Boldly showed off, and then Bai Xiaolong. When the sound of buzzing flies came again, the host put down the bowls and chopsticks immediately before the two of them stretched out their palms and chopsticks, and said, "Wait a minute!"

Then old man Chen looked back and forth two or three times with his eyes, then drew out a knife with a swish, swung it back into the scabbard, and a fly also fell down.

In the close-up of the shot, it is obvious that the fly has no wings and can only crawl on the table.

This action is enough to demonstrate the profundity of the presiding master's skills. He can cut off the wings of a fly with a long knife, only breaking the wings and not hurting the legs. One can imagine the profundity of the skills required.

Under the shocked eyes of the three apprentices, the presiding master blew on the table to blow off the flies, with an expression of indifference on his face, he picked up the bowl and chopsticks, and smiled kindly: "It's okay, eat quickly, eat quickly. "

The four of them picked up the bowls and chopsticks, and just started to pick up vegetables, when suddenly a group of flies flew over, as if they were going to come to revenge.

Seeing that the other three were about to make some moves, it was Li Xiaowen's turn to speak: "Wait a minute!"

The four of you are eating together, you all showed it, and it's my turn.

After Li Xiaowen stopped the movement of the three, he put down the bowl and chopsticks, turned around and got off the bench, then turned his back to the dining table, pouted his buttocks, and let out a fart with a hmm.

The other three people immediately had their noses covered, and when they looked up again, the flies that had been flying above the dining table fell to the dining table one after another, and there were a dozen or so of them, all of which were motionless.

At this time, Li Xiaowen sat back happily, and did not forget to comfort the master and the other three: "It's okay, it's okay, the loud farts don't stink!"

But where is it really not smelly, if it is not smelly, the flies can't be suffocated to death.

In the next second, the kitchen door opened, and the host, Chen Bold and Bai Xiaolong rushed out, panting heavily, their faces full of fear and smoke, obviously unbearable from the stink.

The plot of this piece doesn't seem to be much, but it took a long time to change the camera and split the shooting.

The flies are made of chocolate, which is black anyway, and as long as they are thrown into a bowl, they won’t be seen unless they are close-up shots.

As for the flies, whether they had no wings or were thrown on the table, they were all caught by the villagers of the props group.

It may be difficult for others to kill flies, but for the people of Niuluo Village, it is not difficult to catch them, let alone beating them.

What is able to capture such a daily thing as eating is the constant laughter at the scene, flipping one after another, and the laughter is so full that the villagers can't stop laughing for a long time. When the editing is done and the coherent viewing, it will definitely be more funny.