Dressed to be a grandmother
Chapter 1841
Chapter 1841
"I said, it's not that I'm disrespectful, I just feel puzzled. I kowtow to my aunt every year, but we haven't seen my aunt."
"Who isn't? We haven't seen my aunt, but I saw photos occasionally when I was young."
Listen, how pitiful, I only saw photos when I was a child, and when I grow up, I don't even have a chance to touch the photos.
"Yes, I remember that my aunt was a very beautiful girl, with crooked brows and starry eyes when she smiled."
"Two years ago, I wanted to talk about looking at the photos of my aunts. My grandparents refused to give them, saying that they were afraid that I would damage them. Please, I am already old, can I still be as ignorant as a little baby!"
"Yeah, there's that little black guy who says he's a big tiger, but is a big tiger so smart?" He also fined him and coaxed the village children to play with him. How could this be possible?
Xiaohei is a trademark of Baiji, and its photos can often be seen in the village, so no one will not believe it.
However, everyone felt that even if the village raised such a big tiger, it would not be as smart as the legend said.
"I asked my great-grandpa, and my great-grandfather said that my aunt is going out and will come back one day." This is what all the old people in the village say, so they just believe it .
"But, according to the elders, if my aunt is still alive, she must be at least over 100 years old, right?" Someone counted with their fingers.
"Even if Xiao Hei is here, you should still drink."
It was already winter at this time, the door was open, and the cold wind came in, blowing the people in the room who were only wearing single clothes.
"Debao, you don't drink too much, do you?"
"Little black?!"
For the stories passed down from mouth to mouth by the elders of the older generation, the younger generations like Li Debao naturally listened to them as exaggerated, or even old stories with a fantasy color.
However, when he was refreshed by the pain in his head, when he saw the big head half a meter away in front of him, his whole body froze, and he woke up instantly from the alcohol all over his body.
"All right, all right, Xiao Hei will be Xiao Hei."
"Where did Xiao Hei come from, who dares to take this name."
"There is also that colorful snow. The color of the snow is always white. What color? I have checked so many Chinese and foreign materials, and I have also studied a lot of weather conditions in the past century. There are so many snowfalls in Niuluo Village. The snow situation, but it’s all thin snow, and it disappears when it hits the ground.”
This has nothing to do with whether the body suffers from illness or not. It means that the organs of the body can only last for so many years. After a certain period of time, they will age, which is the same as the serious wear and tear of the parts of a machine.
However, although he is still alive in his 100s, his physical condition is definitely not very good.
It raised its feet and wanted to go up to the tree house, but its ears moved, snorted, snorted, turned around and headed towards the bustling house at the moment.
He covered his head, opened his mouth in annoyance, and didn't even look at it when he opened the door.
A white shadow soon appeared in front of the tree house.
Oh my god, who would have thought that a tiger that doesn't look too big in the photo is actually so big, bigger than a cow!
"When we were three-year-olds, you still played this scaring game."
"What, you have written too many dramas."
Even if my aunt didn't get lost (experienced), then she must be quite old, in case...
"Fuck! What a blackie!"
"The older generation in the village actually don't know where my aunt has gone."
"No, no." Li Debao stared wide-eyed, looked at the big tiger in front of him, and then he stumbled out after a long time: "It's really Xiao Hei, really! Yes! Little! Hei!"
"That's right, you're all bored, hurry back and drink with everyone."
If they were in other places, they might not believe that there are more than 100 years old who have not been buried in the earth, but as Niuluo villagers, they have seen a lot about the longevity of people in their own village, so they will not feel strange.
Li Debao screamed in surprise, he swore that he had never made such a shrill sound.
Only in their own village can they be so unscrupulous. They don't need to care about image and safety issues, and they are not afraid of being exposed to gossip by outside media reporters.
This is?
Others in the room were still laughing and cursing.
But unexpectedly, it turned out to be not a story.
"Yeah, even if it's heavy snow, it can't be colored, and it's not dyed. Where did the colored snow come from?"
Not to mention Niuluo Village, which has a radius of hundreds of miles, as long as it is a local, no one will take the name Xiao Hei, whether it is used for cats, dogs, or people.
However, at this moment, a white shadow slowly descended from Niu Luo Mountain.
Hearing the sound, Li Debao turned his head stiffly, and looked at Chen Haojie, whose eyes were about to fall from the side, with a dumbfounding expression on his face, look, I just said, it's Xiao Hei, you don't believe it!
Xu said that Li Debao's voice was too strange. The people at the table not far away saw him trembling at the door with a club, so they walked over unsteadily, making fun of him: "Don't scare us with Xiao Hei, we are not A three-year-old child."
Li Debao shook his head, and was about to go to the bathroom to wake up, but when he touched the door, someone pushed the door open and hit his head with pain.
A group of more than a dozen people were drinking and chatting, and soon it was midnight.
"Close the door, it's freezing!"
When I was young, I would use it to scare my friends, but they are all old now.
"That is, how many years have passed since the development of science and technology, and you still listen to the stories of the older generation as facts."
But in the next second, when Chen Haojie saw the back of the huge tiger's head, he suddenly woke up from the wine.
In Niuluo Village, there is only one little black, a big white tiger.
"That's right, you two are addicted to acting, right?!"
"Stop fooling us."
"Are you looking for this excuse to hide from drinking? There is no door."
"At least over 100 years old, probably older than Brother Debao's great-grandfather."
"Who?"
Besides, what age is it now, whoever chooses the name does not rely on cultured ones, this kind of small black, small soil and small stones will definitely not be stained.
"That's right, we don't have any black people here."
"Hush, I heard that it seems that my aunt has ascended to the ascension." Someone said mysteriously, as if he knew the inside story.
"What is Xiao Hei, where did Xiao Hei come from?" The drowsy man didn't turn his head and made fun of him with a smile.
The older generation who knew about Xiao Hei's existence felt that if they didn't have that ability, they dared to be called Xiao Hei?
The older generation is taboo, and the younger generation will naturally not argue with the older generation because of a name.
One or two said that seeing Xiao Hei was a dream after drinking too much, right?
However, soon someone caught a glimpse of two non-human legs on the ground not far in front of Li Debao and Chen Haojie.
Wait!
That's a claw, right? !
(Well, ask for a monthly ticket with the cuties~~)
(End of this chapter)
"I said, it's not that I'm disrespectful, I just feel puzzled. I kowtow to my aunt every year, but we haven't seen my aunt."
"Who isn't? We haven't seen my aunt, but I saw photos occasionally when I was young."
Listen, how pitiful, I only saw photos when I was a child, and when I grow up, I don't even have a chance to touch the photos.
"Yes, I remember that my aunt was a very beautiful girl, with crooked brows and starry eyes when she smiled."
"Two years ago, I wanted to talk about looking at the photos of my aunts. My grandparents refused to give them, saying that they were afraid that I would damage them. Please, I am already old, can I still be as ignorant as a little baby!"
"Yeah, there's that little black guy who says he's a big tiger, but is a big tiger so smart?" He also fined him and coaxed the village children to play with him. How could this be possible?
Xiaohei is a trademark of Baiji, and its photos can often be seen in the village, so no one will not believe it.
However, everyone felt that even if the village raised such a big tiger, it would not be as smart as the legend said.
"I asked my great-grandpa, and my great-grandfather said that my aunt is going out and will come back one day." This is what all the old people in the village say, so they just believe it .
"But, according to the elders, if my aunt is still alive, she must be at least over 100 years old, right?" Someone counted with their fingers.
"Even if Xiao Hei is here, you should still drink."
It was already winter at this time, the door was open, and the cold wind came in, blowing the people in the room who were only wearing single clothes.
"Debao, you don't drink too much, do you?"
"Little black?!"
For the stories passed down from mouth to mouth by the elders of the older generation, the younger generations like Li Debao naturally listened to them as exaggerated, or even old stories with a fantasy color.
However, when he was refreshed by the pain in his head, when he saw the big head half a meter away in front of him, his whole body froze, and he woke up instantly from the alcohol all over his body.
"All right, all right, Xiao Hei will be Xiao Hei."
"Where did Xiao Hei come from, who dares to take this name."
"There is also that colorful snow. The color of the snow is always white. What color? I have checked so many Chinese and foreign materials, and I have also studied a lot of weather conditions in the past century. There are so many snowfalls in Niuluo Village. The snow situation, but it’s all thin snow, and it disappears when it hits the ground.”
This has nothing to do with whether the body suffers from illness or not. It means that the organs of the body can only last for so many years. After a certain period of time, they will age, which is the same as the serious wear and tear of the parts of a machine.
However, although he is still alive in his 100s, his physical condition is definitely not very good.
It raised its feet and wanted to go up to the tree house, but its ears moved, snorted, snorted, turned around and headed towards the bustling house at the moment.
He covered his head, opened his mouth in annoyance, and didn't even look at it when he opened the door.
A white shadow soon appeared in front of the tree house.
Oh my god, who would have thought that a tiger that doesn't look too big in the photo is actually so big, bigger than a cow!
"When we were three-year-olds, you still played this scaring game."
"What, you have written too many dramas."
Even if my aunt didn't get lost (experienced), then she must be quite old, in case...
"Fuck! What a blackie!"
"The older generation in the village actually don't know where my aunt has gone."
"No, no." Li Debao stared wide-eyed, looked at the big tiger in front of him, and then he stumbled out after a long time: "It's really Xiao Hei, really! Yes! Little! Hei!"
"That's right, you're all bored, hurry back and drink with everyone."
If they were in other places, they might not believe that there are more than 100 years old who have not been buried in the earth, but as Niuluo villagers, they have seen a lot about the longevity of people in their own village, so they will not feel strange.
Li Debao screamed in surprise, he swore that he had never made such a shrill sound.
Only in their own village can they be so unscrupulous. They don't need to care about image and safety issues, and they are not afraid of being exposed to gossip by outside media reporters.
This is?
Others in the room were still laughing and cursing.
But unexpectedly, it turned out to be not a story.
"Yeah, even if it's heavy snow, it can't be colored, and it's not dyed. Where did the colored snow come from?"
Not to mention Niuluo Village, which has a radius of hundreds of miles, as long as it is a local, no one will take the name Xiao Hei, whether it is used for cats, dogs, or people.
However, at this moment, a white shadow slowly descended from Niu Luo Mountain.
Hearing the sound, Li Debao turned his head stiffly, and looked at Chen Haojie, whose eyes were about to fall from the side, with a dumbfounding expression on his face, look, I just said, it's Xiao Hei, you don't believe it!
Xu said that Li Debao's voice was too strange. The people at the table not far away saw him trembling at the door with a club, so they walked over unsteadily, making fun of him: "Don't scare us with Xiao Hei, we are not A three-year-old child."
Li Debao shook his head, and was about to go to the bathroom to wake up, but when he touched the door, someone pushed the door open and hit his head with pain.
A group of more than a dozen people were drinking and chatting, and soon it was midnight.
"Close the door, it's freezing!"
When I was young, I would use it to scare my friends, but they are all old now.
"That is, how many years have passed since the development of science and technology, and you still listen to the stories of the older generation as facts."
But in the next second, when Chen Haojie saw the back of the huge tiger's head, he suddenly woke up from the wine.
In Niuluo Village, there is only one little black, a big white tiger.
"That's right, you two are addicted to acting, right?!"
"Stop fooling us."
"Are you looking for this excuse to hide from drinking? There is no door."
"At least over 100 years old, probably older than Brother Debao's great-grandfather."
"Who?"
Besides, what age is it now, whoever chooses the name does not rely on cultured ones, this kind of small black, small soil and small stones will definitely not be stained.
"That's right, we don't have any black people here."
"Hush, I heard that it seems that my aunt has ascended to the ascension." Someone said mysteriously, as if he knew the inside story.
"What is Xiao Hei, where did Xiao Hei come from?" The drowsy man didn't turn his head and made fun of him with a smile.
The older generation who knew about Xiao Hei's existence felt that if they didn't have that ability, they dared to be called Xiao Hei?
The older generation is taboo, and the younger generation will naturally not argue with the older generation because of a name.
One or two said that seeing Xiao Hei was a dream after drinking too much, right?
However, soon someone caught a glimpse of two non-human legs on the ground not far in front of Li Debao and Chen Haojie.
Wait!
That's a claw, right? !
(Well, ask for a monthly ticket with the cuties~~)
(End of this chapter)
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