Dressed to be a grandmother

Chapter 56

"Ouch!" Xiao Shunzi suddenly cried out, clutching her stomach.

The little stones immediately stopped, and Xiaoshanzi hurriedly asked, "What's the matter, what's the matter?"

"The child kicked you?"

Xiao Shunzi covered her stomach, her face a little ugly, and her face turned pale when she heard this: "I, I don't know."

Xiao Liuzi was also covering his stomach and screaming: "I, I seem to have a stomachache too."

"What? You guys, aren't you about to give birth?"

"What? So fast?" Xiao Shunzi and Xiao Liuzi were dumbfounded.

The two looked at each other's stomachs, and then at their own stomachs, and felt more and more pain in their stomachs.

Xiaoshanzi panicked: "But my stomach isn't too big."

"It's a woman with a big belly, and we're a man. We may be able to have a baby without being too big. We already eat so many pumpkin seeds."

When everyone heard this, they felt that it made sense, and immediately panicked.

"Oh, it looks like I'm about to give birth. What should I do? It hurts. I've eaten a lot. Do I have to give birth in a series?"

Seeing that Xiao Shunzi and Xiao Liuzi had stomachaches, the others immediately felt that something was wrong with their stomachs.

"What should I do, I, I, I seem to have eaten six just now."

"You're still few. I eat eight or nine."

"Wuwu...I didn't eat much, but I didn't chew it. I swallowed it directly, and I swallowed five."

When everyone counted, they ate a lot, but they felt that the sky was about to fall.

"How to do?"

"Won't you give birth on the road?" That's too embarrassing.

Xiaoshanzi had a bitter face, and it seemed that he was about to cry in the next second, but when he thought that he was about to give birth to a child, he was an adult after giving birth, and an adult couldn't cry, so he held back the tears in his eyes again, and said: "I'm not going to have children."

"I do not know either."

Who would!
So several people shouted in a low voice, while supporting each other, they went home.

As for why he didn't shout loudly, of course, he was afraid that people would be embarrassed if they found out.

The first person to arrive was Xiao Shishi's house. He and a few other friends agreed that they would ask someone to tell everyone when they gave birth to a child, and then hurriedly entered the door with the door frame.

His mother was grinding beans at home. Seeing that her son, who just went out to play, came back soon after, she felt strange, but she didn't think much about it. She called out and asked Xiao Shishi to help grind the beans.

When Xiao Shishi came home, he no longer had to endure like he did when he was outside. As soon as he heard his mother let him work, he immediately shouted: "What beans am I grinding, I'm about to give birth, you still let me work , you will kill me, and see if you have a son and grandson by then!"

The aggrieved little stone, who was screaming, was just like the bullied little daughter-in-law, who just rolled around on the ground holding his stomach.

The inexplicable Shi Niang was confused by her son's words, and she couldn't figure out her mind: "What's about to give birth? What son and grandson?"

"...You are the old man of the landlord, and the evil mother-in-law who scolded his daughter-in-law. I'm about to give birth. You still make me work. , sitting on the threshold and shouting aggrieved.

At this moment, Shito Niang heard what her son shouted, and she was stunned: "You dead child, why do you want to give birth? You are a boy, what do you give birth to!"

"I'm about to give birth, you don't understand, you haven't seen how my stomach hurts, didn't you see that I'm about to have a baby, and you still let me work..." For the first time, Xiao Shishi felt that he was alone in the ground. Like a yellowed cabbage, no one hurts.

He must have picked it up, my mother doesn't care about his life or death at all, not even if he is going to have a child.

The same thing happens in other people's homes.

Unlike Xiao Shishi, Xiao Shunzi shouted to find her mother as soon as she entered the house. It would be a shame to be born outside, but at home, who else could she find if she didn't find her mother.

"Mother, mother, come quickly, help, my stomach hurts, I'm about to give birth..."

Shunziniang was growing vegetables in the private plot behind the house, when she heard the shrill cry of her son in front, she thought something was going to happen, so she hurriedly left her work and ran back to the front yard.

At a glance, the son was sitting under the eaves holding his belly. When he saw himself coming back, he blushed and cried and said that he was going to give birth.

to give birth?
When Shunzi Niang heard this, she slapped Xiao Shunzi on the head angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about, how old are you, what children are you having?"

"But my stomach hurts!"

"Stomach pain is caused by what you eat outside, and it has nothing to do with giving birth." Shunziniang said, casually: "Okay, stop yelling, go to the thatched hut by yourself, and then find a few 'Die Bu La' to chew. Chew and eat, my mother, I still have to work, don't make a fool of me."

This dead child, I don't know where I heard about giving birth to a child. When my stomach hurts, I talk nonsense. I am lucky to be at my own home. If I am outside, I will not be laughed at to death.

While thinking about it, Niang Shunzi shook her head and was about to go to the backyard.

"Hey, no, mother, this is different." Xiao Shunzi saw that her mother wasn't going to take care of him, and she didn't mean to boil water to deliver the baby. His mother's thigh, looked up pitifully and said: "Mother, you don't care about me?"

"What's the matter, didn't I let you eat 'Die Bupu'?"

'Diabula' is a kind of herbal medicine, which can be seen in many places in the countryside and is used to treat diarrhea.

They don't know what to eat with diarrhea elsewhere, but in Niuluo Village and even in several nearby villages, diarrhea is always looking for 'death not pulling' to eat.

The ancestors of Niuluo Village had an imperial doctor from the Bai family, so it is not strange that the people of Niuluo Village would simply treat headaches and stomachs with a few herbs.

The name is so vulgar, it is also for the convenience of remembering.

Shunzi Niang was hugged by her son and almost fell. She lowered her head and wanted to scold her, but when she saw her son looking at her pitifully, she was probably in severe pain and her face turned pale, so she had to say, "Okay, I'm going to pick 'Die Bupu' for you, go to the thatched hut."

"No, mother, no, I'm not having a stomach upset, I'm about to give birth." Xiao Shunzi burst into tears.

"Mother, you don't understand. I really want to have a baby. Can you find a midwife for me? No, don't look for it. It's too embarrassing. It is estimated that Xiao Shishi's family has already found the midwife. You can deliver the birth for me..." Thinking of this, Xiao Shunzi felt that he was too miserable. He had so many births, and he didn't have a midwife yet, and he didn't know if the father and son would be safe.

When Shun Ziniang heard this, her face was stunned: "You child, what are you talking about?"

It was the first time that Xiao Shunzi felt that his mother was so stupid. He couldn't help but want to scold loudly, but he couldn't scold because of a stomachache. Besides, he was afraid that the scolding mother would get angry and ignore him. There was no midwife, so he had to rely on his mother. no.

So I had to explain while crying: "Mother, I said my stomach hurts and I'm going to give birth."

(Hey, [-] words have been added today. Am I awesome?)
(End of this chapter)