Dressed to be a grandmother
Chapter 62 The child may be in trouble
Chapter 62 The child may be in trouble
"By the way, just now Xiao Shanzi came back and said, how many of you are going to have children?" Shan Ziniang looked at the two of them suspiciously.
"No, no, no!" Xiao Shunzi and Xiao Shishi blushed, shaking their heads like a rattle.
Xiaoshanzi glanced at the two of them sideways when he heard the words, opened his mouth to say something, but Xiaoshitou pinched him again, so he had to shut up, thinking angrily in his heart, these two people are too dishonest, and they lied to him Mother, in the future as in-laws with them, you have to be careful.
"Do you guys have something to do with Xiaoshanzi?"
Xiao Shunzi hurriedly said: "It's such an aunt. We saw two bird nests under the big tree at the entrance of the village, and wanted to find Xiao Shanzi to take a look."
Even at this time, Xiao Shunzi and Xiao Shishi didn't dare to lie to Xiaoshanziniang. There was indeed a bird's nest on the tree at the entrance of the village, but they had already dug it out.
Of course Xiaoshanzi knew that, but he thought that maybe this was the excuse for Xiao Shunzi and Xiao Shitou to save him.
No way, he stayed at home again, let alone gave birth to a child, it would be good not to be immersed in a pig cage.
Therefore, Xiaoshanzi did not make a sound.
What to look at, I didn't want to dig out the bird's nest, Xiaoshanziniang didn't debunk their words, and asked a few more questions. Xiaoshanzi answered well, like a quail, so she also motioned to Xiaoshi and Xiao Shunzi. The rope can be undone.
The rope was untied, and Xiao Shunzi and Xiao Shishi supported Xiao Shanzi, who was a little soft, and asked in a low voice, "Are you alright?"
Xiaoshanzi nodded, it was the place where he was beaten that hurt, and he muttered: "I'm fine, I just don't know the child..." Is there anything wrong.
"Cough cough..." Xiao Shunzi hurriedly interrupted Xiao Shanzi's words, and Xiao Shishi also said hello to Xiao Shanzi's parents in a loud voice. The two of them were half supporting Xiao Shanzi and half pulling him out.
Before going out, Xiao Shanzi still couldn't help but stop, looked back at his father and mother under the eaves with tears in his eyes, and asked weakly aggrieved: "Father and mother, do you really want to put me in a pig cage?"
If it is, then this home will never come back.
When he thought that his son and daughter would not see his grandparents in the future, Xiaoshanzi couldn't help but feel sad, the tears fell in a series, and it seemed that he would cry in the next second.
"You child..." Shan Ziniang, who had just sat down, stood up angrily, rolled up her sleeves and made a gesture to pull people back to clean up.
His father roared impatiently: "Go away! You bastard, do you have any brains, how big is the pig cage, how old are you, can you fit it in?" He was tired.With this strength, it is better to chop some firewood.
"That's right, get out of here, don't get in the way of our eyes here." Shanzi's mother turned her head away angrily, not wanting to see her son's stupid appearance.
Xiaoshanzi was stunned when he saw it, but it was true, the pig cage was very small, and it looked like it was a piglet.
"Then..." Xiaoshanzi wanted to ask, but Xiaoshitou hurriedly tugged at him, preventing him from speaking.
"Auntie, uncle, let's go." Xiao Shunzi greeted, and hurriedly gave Xiao Shishi a wink and asked him to join her to get Xiao Shanzi out of the house.
After about ten meters away from Xiaoshanzi's house, Xiaoshitou said: "You are stupid, you are not beaten enough, knowing that your parents are angry, you are adding fuel to the fire."
"What am I adding fuel to the fire, it's not like you haven't seen it, how miserable I was being cleaned up, and I don't know what happened to the child."
"By the way, how did you give birth so quickly, how many have you had? Male or female?" Xiao Shanzi asked, and then said anxiously, "I haven't given birth yet, it's been so long, and I don't know if the child has any children. It's alright, you can quickly think of a way for me, I haven't given birth yet."
"You have also seen my parents like this. My family can't go back, and your family can't, so what should I do? Is it possible that I really want to find a cave student?" Speaking of this, Xiaoshanzi thought of two things. People just lied to his mother about not having children, just about to say, then think about it, they are also trying to save him, so don't care about lying to his mother.
After all, life is at stake. Who told him to have a few children in his stomach? He couldn't delay, and they couldn't do anything about it.
Xiao Shunzi and Xiao Shishi didn't expect that at this moment, Xiao Shanzi was still thinking about having a baby. Hearing his seriousness, they couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"Hahaha, oops, I can't do it..." Xiao Shishi smiled, accidentally hitting the wound on his butt, and jumping several steps in pain.
Xiao Shanzi looked at the two of them with a confused look, what happened?
The two of them were almost laughing, and Xiao Shunzi spoke only then. In fact, he wanted to continue laughing, but he also saw that Xiao Shanzi's face was getting worse and worse, so he hurriedly stopped.
"Shanzi, I told you that we are not pregnant, so we will not have children."
"What?" Xiao Shanzi looked stunned, he seemed to understand what he said, but he didn't seem to understand.
"What does it mean not to have children?"
Xiao Shitou explained, "I just can't have children. We are boys, where can we have children."
Xiaoshanzi: "But my aunt let us eat pumpkin seeds, and your stomach still hurts. You said that you are about to give birth." This was Xiao Shunzi.
Xiao Shunzi's cheeks flushed red, what about giving birth to a child?
"No, no, we won't have children even if we eat pumpkin seeds."
Seeing Xiaoshanzi, he was still puzzled, so Xiao Shunzi and Xiao Shishi, you told me every word, and explained the matter.
After the two stopped, Xiao Shanzi stretched out his hand and touched his stomach, and asked blankly, "Is there really no children?"
"No!" Xiao Shunzi answered decisively.
Little Stone asked what his mother asked him: "Does your stomach still hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt anymore." Xiao Shanzi shook his head, then felt it carefully, and shook his head again affirmatively: "It doesn't hurt anymore."
"That's not it." Little Stone: "My mother said that only women can have children. We are still young, even if we eat a sack of pumpkin seeds, we will not have children."
Xiao Shunzi seemed to know what Xiaoshanzi was going to say, so she echoed: "That's right, don't watch Sister Li eat the pumpkin seeds that her aunt gave birth to two children, that's because she already had children in her belly, it's just that I just gave birth to two big fat boys thanks to my aunt's blessing."
Little Stone continued: "Look, as soon as the two of us knew we wouldn't have children, we rushed over to look for you."
"That's right, if it's real, how can we get out of bed." Xiao Shunzi also added.
Xiao Shanzi believed more than half, but he looked at Xiao Shishi again and said, "But I see you walking strangely, isn't it because you just gave birth?"
(Good night, little cuties!)
(End of this chapter)
"By the way, just now Xiao Shanzi came back and said, how many of you are going to have children?" Shan Ziniang looked at the two of them suspiciously.
"No, no, no!" Xiao Shunzi and Xiao Shishi blushed, shaking their heads like a rattle.
Xiaoshanzi glanced at the two of them sideways when he heard the words, opened his mouth to say something, but Xiaoshitou pinched him again, so he had to shut up, thinking angrily in his heart, these two people are too dishonest, and they lied to him Mother, in the future as in-laws with them, you have to be careful.
"Do you guys have something to do with Xiaoshanzi?"
Xiao Shunzi hurriedly said: "It's such an aunt. We saw two bird nests under the big tree at the entrance of the village, and wanted to find Xiao Shanzi to take a look."
Even at this time, Xiao Shunzi and Xiao Shishi didn't dare to lie to Xiaoshanziniang. There was indeed a bird's nest on the tree at the entrance of the village, but they had already dug it out.
Of course Xiaoshanzi knew that, but he thought that maybe this was the excuse for Xiao Shunzi and Xiao Shitou to save him.
No way, he stayed at home again, let alone gave birth to a child, it would be good not to be immersed in a pig cage.
Therefore, Xiaoshanzi did not make a sound.
What to look at, I didn't want to dig out the bird's nest, Xiaoshanziniang didn't debunk their words, and asked a few more questions. Xiaoshanzi answered well, like a quail, so she also motioned to Xiaoshi and Xiao Shunzi. The rope can be undone.
The rope was untied, and Xiao Shunzi and Xiao Shishi supported Xiao Shanzi, who was a little soft, and asked in a low voice, "Are you alright?"
Xiaoshanzi nodded, it was the place where he was beaten that hurt, and he muttered: "I'm fine, I just don't know the child..." Is there anything wrong.
"Cough cough..." Xiao Shunzi hurriedly interrupted Xiao Shanzi's words, and Xiao Shishi also said hello to Xiao Shanzi's parents in a loud voice. The two of them were half supporting Xiao Shanzi and half pulling him out.
Before going out, Xiao Shanzi still couldn't help but stop, looked back at his father and mother under the eaves with tears in his eyes, and asked weakly aggrieved: "Father and mother, do you really want to put me in a pig cage?"
If it is, then this home will never come back.
When he thought that his son and daughter would not see his grandparents in the future, Xiaoshanzi couldn't help but feel sad, the tears fell in a series, and it seemed that he would cry in the next second.
"You child..." Shan Ziniang, who had just sat down, stood up angrily, rolled up her sleeves and made a gesture to pull people back to clean up.
His father roared impatiently: "Go away! You bastard, do you have any brains, how big is the pig cage, how old are you, can you fit it in?" He was tired.With this strength, it is better to chop some firewood.
"That's right, get out of here, don't get in the way of our eyes here." Shanzi's mother turned her head away angrily, not wanting to see her son's stupid appearance.
Xiaoshanzi was stunned when he saw it, but it was true, the pig cage was very small, and it looked like it was a piglet.
"Then..." Xiaoshanzi wanted to ask, but Xiaoshitou hurriedly tugged at him, preventing him from speaking.
"Auntie, uncle, let's go." Xiao Shunzi greeted, and hurriedly gave Xiao Shishi a wink and asked him to join her to get Xiao Shanzi out of the house.
After about ten meters away from Xiaoshanzi's house, Xiaoshitou said: "You are stupid, you are not beaten enough, knowing that your parents are angry, you are adding fuel to the fire."
"What am I adding fuel to the fire, it's not like you haven't seen it, how miserable I was being cleaned up, and I don't know what happened to the child."
"By the way, how did you give birth so quickly, how many have you had? Male or female?" Xiao Shanzi asked, and then said anxiously, "I haven't given birth yet, it's been so long, and I don't know if the child has any children. It's alright, you can quickly think of a way for me, I haven't given birth yet."
"You have also seen my parents like this. My family can't go back, and your family can't, so what should I do? Is it possible that I really want to find a cave student?" Speaking of this, Xiaoshanzi thought of two things. People just lied to his mother about not having children, just about to say, then think about it, they are also trying to save him, so don't care about lying to his mother.
After all, life is at stake. Who told him to have a few children in his stomach? He couldn't delay, and they couldn't do anything about it.
Xiao Shunzi and Xiao Shishi didn't expect that at this moment, Xiao Shanzi was still thinking about having a baby. Hearing his seriousness, they couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"Hahaha, oops, I can't do it..." Xiao Shishi smiled, accidentally hitting the wound on his butt, and jumping several steps in pain.
Xiao Shanzi looked at the two of them with a confused look, what happened?
The two of them were almost laughing, and Xiao Shunzi spoke only then. In fact, he wanted to continue laughing, but he also saw that Xiao Shanzi's face was getting worse and worse, so he hurriedly stopped.
"Shanzi, I told you that we are not pregnant, so we will not have children."
"What?" Xiao Shanzi looked stunned, he seemed to understand what he said, but he didn't seem to understand.
"What does it mean not to have children?"
Xiao Shitou explained, "I just can't have children. We are boys, where can we have children."
Xiaoshanzi: "But my aunt let us eat pumpkin seeds, and your stomach still hurts. You said that you are about to give birth." This was Xiao Shunzi.
Xiao Shunzi's cheeks flushed red, what about giving birth to a child?
"No, no, we won't have children even if we eat pumpkin seeds."
Seeing Xiaoshanzi, he was still puzzled, so Xiao Shunzi and Xiao Shishi, you told me every word, and explained the matter.
After the two stopped, Xiao Shanzi stretched out his hand and touched his stomach, and asked blankly, "Is there really no children?"
"No!" Xiao Shunzi answered decisively.
Little Stone asked what his mother asked him: "Does your stomach still hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt anymore." Xiao Shanzi shook his head, then felt it carefully, and shook his head again affirmatively: "It doesn't hurt anymore."
"That's not it." Little Stone: "My mother said that only women can have children. We are still young, even if we eat a sack of pumpkin seeds, we will not have children."
Xiao Shunzi seemed to know what Xiaoshanzi was going to say, so she echoed: "That's right, don't watch Sister Li eat the pumpkin seeds that her aunt gave birth to two children, that's because she already had children in her belly, it's just that I just gave birth to two big fat boys thanks to my aunt's blessing."
Little Stone continued: "Look, as soon as the two of us knew we wouldn't have children, we rushed over to look for you."
"That's right, if it's real, how can we get out of bed." Xiao Shunzi also added.
Xiao Shanzi believed more than half, but he looked at Xiao Shishi again and said, "But I see you walking strangely, isn't it because you just gave birth?"
(Good night, little cuties!)
(End of this chapter)
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