Dressed to be a grandmother
Chapter 662 Are You a Pig?
Chapter 662 Are You a Pig?
Under the big vine, Bai Xi was sitting in front of the stone table, while Chen Daliu was standing beside him, a little outside, and two young men from Niuluo village were standing there with their heads bowed.
Bai Xi muttered something casually about this stone table, and then the people of Niuluo Village found a big stone and found someone to make it for Bai Xi, and put it under the big grape tree, where Bai Xi would drink tea and read books occasionally.
At this moment, the big vine was sprouting new buds, and Chen Daliu was angrily cursing the two of them.
"..."
"How many times have I said, study hard, listen to your aunt, and take the exam well. How about you? Everyone passed the exam, why didn't you pass the exam?"
"You two haven't done much work, at least you passed the exam, how about you? Ah, look at you two, I really want to hang you up and smoke you..."
"..."
"How much painstaking effort my aunt has spent, are you worthy of my aunt?"
"For three whole months, you have not been left cold or hungry. If you want to eat cakes, give cakes, if you want eggs, give eggs. Every meal has fish and meat. Is this how you repay your aunt?"
For three months, Chen Daliu felt that it was similar to serving baby Pidao. She didn't let her do any work, and just immersed herself in the questions. Just like that, there were still some people who failed the rankings. It was a waste of my aunt's hard work.
"Do you have a conscience? Ah? Do you have a conscience? Are you sorry for your aunt?"
Chen Daliu has been scolding for several minutes without repetition, now with his hands on his hips, his angry eyes doubled in size.
"You said, why did you study together, and you failed when everyone else passed the exam?"
It's no wonder Chen Daliu isn't angry. This is a waste of my aunt's hard work. It made Niuluo Village lose two college students.
"I, we..."
These two young people were 19 years old and 20 years old, they were blushed by Chen Daliu's scolding, they were ashamed and ashamed, they wanted to find a hole to get in.
"Say!"
Chen Daliu: "Do you think that if you don't tell me, I will have nothing to do with you?"
"Do you want Xiao Hei to come over and reason with you?"
The corner of Bai Xi's mouth twitched, Xiao Liu now used Xiao Hei to frighten people, it was only natural.
"No, no." Li Fugui looked up quickly, and when he saw Bai Xi under the big grape tree, his eyes were full of guilt.
He lowered his eyes and knelt down, his voice full of tears: "Village chief, I, auntie, I'm sorry, I was unfilial, I, I didn't mean it..."
Chen Shiwu also knelt down on the side.
"Me, it's because I was greedy the day before the exam. I ate too many eggs, so I had diarrhea and squatted in the toilet of the exam room all afternoon. I missed the two exams in the afternoon."
"What?" Chen Daliu was taken aback when he heard Li Fugui's words, and then subconsciously looked at Bai Xi.
Bai Xi also heard it, turned her head to look, and asked, "Do you have diarrhea after eating eggs?"
This matter has been held back for almost a month. Li Fugui was still nervous at first, but he was relieved when he saw that none of the others had passed the exam. However, at the meeting yesterday, he found out that everyone else had passed the exam, so he knew immediately I'm finished.
After all, he missed two exams, and his grades were not very good, so it was impossible for him to pass the exam.
"No, grandma, I don't eat eggs and have diarrhea. I eat too much."
Bai Xi wondered, "How much did you eat?"
"Me, I ate twenty."
When Chen Daliu heard this, he roared immediately: "You are a pig, you can eat so much. Didn't the village send you meals? Didn't you eat enough?"
It was because of the physical condition of the people taking the exam that they brought food all the way from the village to the city to heat up food for them. That's it, and there were those who missed the test, so why not make Chen Daliu angry.
Li Fugui's eyes were red, and he explained weakly: "No, the village chief, my mother said, eat more eggs, and get a high score in the exam. I didn't eat much the night before the exam, and I ate ten eggs."
"Then I ate ten more in the morning, and I was fine at that time. Before the exam in the afternoon, I ate another ten. Then, within a few minutes of the third subject, I ran to the toilet."
His mother specially kept the accumulated eggs for him to eat. When he thought about it, it was eggs and nothing else, so he ate it. How could he have thought that eating eggs would make his stomach upset.
"After going out, I can't enter the examination room again. I have a serious stomach upset, and I missed the second subject."
"Village chief, can you not tell my mother, I'm afraid my mother will blame herself."
Hearing this, Chen Daliu pointed at Li Fugui angrily, and didn't know what to say for a while, before cursing: "You are a pig, you are not as good as a pig."
He had diarrhea and failed the ranking because he ate eggs. If the word got out, it wouldn't make people laugh.
"Go on your knees!" Chen Daliu said angrily, "When I see you, I will get angry."
So, Li Fugui, who was scolded all over his face, knelt down obediently.
In fact, he also regrets it. If he had known, he would not have eaten so much. He also wanted to go to college, especially when he heard his aunt say that life in college is very interesting, colorful, and he can see a lot of things. He was very sad. Yes, I didn't fall asleep last night.
Originally, Li Fugui was still thinking, maybe, maybe, in case, his grades are enough, who knows, it is still an extravagant hope.
"What about you!" Chen Daliu asked Chen Shiwu in a tone of voice.
"I..." Chen Shiwu was ashamed and embarrassed, and said, "I, I fell asleep."
"Cough, cough..." Chen Daliu choked on his own saliva, coughed several times, and looked at Chen Shiwu with unbelievable eyes: "What did you say?"
"You fell asleep?"
"I..." Chen Daliu was so angry that he couldn't speak.
Chen Shiwu lowered his head even lower.
"Tell me well what's going on!"
Facing Chen Daliu's roar, Chen Shiwu had no choice but to explain the reasons in detail.
It turned out that after lunch, Chen Shiwu saw that it was still early, so he wanted to find a place to squat for a while.
Because there was an exam the next day, Chen Shiwu was so excited the night before that he didn't fall asleep for most of the night.
In the morning, I just woke up for a while and went on my way. On the way, I sang songs with the big guys and recited poems. It was lively, but I didn't feel sleepy at all. I didn't make any mistakes in the exam in the morning.
But it happened that he was full at noon, so he felt sleepy.
But there were people everywhere, so he had an idea and found a big tree to climb up. Originally, he wanted to take a nap, but unexpectedly, he slept through the time of the exam.
If Chen Shiwu slept in a random corner below, even if no one in the cram school saw him yelling, the invigilator would wake him up, but he decided to be smart enough to climb up the tree.
Who would have thought that someone would climb up a tree to sleep, and he slept soundly, and he didn't hear any lively sounds below, so he naturally missed it.
Bai Xi: "..."
What can she say.
(Too tired, so almost slept all day today.)
(End of this chapter)
Under the big vine, Bai Xi was sitting in front of the stone table, while Chen Daliu was standing beside him, a little outside, and two young men from Niuluo village were standing there with their heads bowed.
Bai Xi muttered something casually about this stone table, and then the people of Niuluo Village found a big stone and found someone to make it for Bai Xi, and put it under the big grape tree, where Bai Xi would drink tea and read books occasionally.
At this moment, the big vine was sprouting new buds, and Chen Daliu was angrily cursing the two of them.
"..."
"How many times have I said, study hard, listen to your aunt, and take the exam well. How about you? Everyone passed the exam, why didn't you pass the exam?"
"You two haven't done much work, at least you passed the exam, how about you? Ah, look at you two, I really want to hang you up and smoke you..."
"..."
"How much painstaking effort my aunt has spent, are you worthy of my aunt?"
"For three whole months, you have not been left cold or hungry. If you want to eat cakes, give cakes, if you want eggs, give eggs. Every meal has fish and meat. Is this how you repay your aunt?"
For three months, Chen Daliu felt that it was similar to serving baby Pidao. She didn't let her do any work, and just immersed herself in the questions. Just like that, there were still some people who failed the rankings. It was a waste of my aunt's hard work.
"Do you have a conscience? Ah? Do you have a conscience? Are you sorry for your aunt?"
Chen Daliu has been scolding for several minutes without repetition, now with his hands on his hips, his angry eyes doubled in size.
"You said, why did you study together, and you failed when everyone else passed the exam?"
It's no wonder Chen Daliu isn't angry. This is a waste of my aunt's hard work. It made Niuluo Village lose two college students.
"I, we..."
These two young people were 19 years old and 20 years old, they were blushed by Chen Daliu's scolding, they were ashamed and ashamed, they wanted to find a hole to get in.
"Say!"
Chen Daliu: "Do you think that if you don't tell me, I will have nothing to do with you?"
"Do you want Xiao Hei to come over and reason with you?"
The corner of Bai Xi's mouth twitched, Xiao Liu now used Xiao Hei to frighten people, it was only natural.
"No, no." Li Fugui looked up quickly, and when he saw Bai Xi under the big grape tree, his eyes were full of guilt.
He lowered his eyes and knelt down, his voice full of tears: "Village chief, I, auntie, I'm sorry, I was unfilial, I, I didn't mean it..."
Chen Shiwu also knelt down on the side.
"Me, it's because I was greedy the day before the exam. I ate too many eggs, so I had diarrhea and squatted in the toilet of the exam room all afternoon. I missed the two exams in the afternoon."
"What?" Chen Daliu was taken aback when he heard Li Fugui's words, and then subconsciously looked at Bai Xi.
Bai Xi also heard it, turned her head to look, and asked, "Do you have diarrhea after eating eggs?"
This matter has been held back for almost a month. Li Fugui was still nervous at first, but he was relieved when he saw that none of the others had passed the exam. However, at the meeting yesterday, he found out that everyone else had passed the exam, so he knew immediately I'm finished.
After all, he missed two exams, and his grades were not very good, so it was impossible for him to pass the exam.
"No, grandma, I don't eat eggs and have diarrhea. I eat too much."
Bai Xi wondered, "How much did you eat?"
"Me, I ate twenty."
When Chen Daliu heard this, he roared immediately: "You are a pig, you can eat so much. Didn't the village send you meals? Didn't you eat enough?"
It was because of the physical condition of the people taking the exam that they brought food all the way from the village to the city to heat up food for them. That's it, and there were those who missed the test, so why not make Chen Daliu angry.
Li Fugui's eyes were red, and he explained weakly: "No, the village chief, my mother said, eat more eggs, and get a high score in the exam. I didn't eat much the night before the exam, and I ate ten eggs."
"Then I ate ten more in the morning, and I was fine at that time. Before the exam in the afternoon, I ate another ten. Then, within a few minutes of the third subject, I ran to the toilet."
His mother specially kept the accumulated eggs for him to eat. When he thought about it, it was eggs and nothing else, so he ate it. How could he have thought that eating eggs would make his stomach upset.
"After going out, I can't enter the examination room again. I have a serious stomach upset, and I missed the second subject."
"Village chief, can you not tell my mother, I'm afraid my mother will blame herself."
Hearing this, Chen Daliu pointed at Li Fugui angrily, and didn't know what to say for a while, before cursing: "You are a pig, you are not as good as a pig."
He had diarrhea and failed the ranking because he ate eggs. If the word got out, it wouldn't make people laugh.
"Go on your knees!" Chen Daliu said angrily, "When I see you, I will get angry."
So, Li Fugui, who was scolded all over his face, knelt down obediently.
In fact, he also regrets it. If he had known, he would not have eaten so much. He also wanted to go to college, especially when he heard his aunt say that life in college is very interesting, colorful, and he can see a lot of things. He was very sad. Yes, I didn't fall asleep last night.
Originally, Li Fugui was still thinking, maybe, maybe, in case, his grades are enough, who knows, it is still an extravagant hope.
"What about you!" Chen Daliu asked Chen Shiwu in a tone of voice.
"I..." Chen Shiwu was ashamed and embarrassed, and said, "I, I fell asleep."
"Cough, cough..." Chen Daliu choked on his own saliva, coughed several times, and looked at Chen Shiwu with unbelievable eyes: "What did you say?"
"You fell asleep?"
"I..." Chen Daliu was so angry that he couldn't speak.
Chen Shiwu lowered his head even lower.
"Tell me well what's going on!"
Facing Chen Daliu's roar, Chen Shiwu had no choice but to explain the reasons in detail.
It turned out that after lunch, Chen Shiwu saw that it was still early, so he wanted to find a place to squat for a while.
Because there was an exam the next day, Chen Shiwu was so excited the night before that he didn't fall asleep for most of the night.
In the morning, I just woke up for a while and went on my way. On the way, I sang songs with the big guys and recited poems. It was lively, but I didn't feel sleepy at all. I didn't make any mistakes in the exam in the morning.
But it happened that he was full at noon, so he felt sleepy.
But there were people everywhere, so he had an idea and found a big tree to climb up. Originally, he wanted to take a nap, but unexpectedly, he slept through the time of the exam.
If Chen Shiwu slept in a random corner below, even if no one in the cram school saw him yelling, the invigilator would wake him up, but he decided to be smart enough to climb up the tree.
Who would have thought that someone would climb up a tree to sleep, and he slept soundly, and he didn't hear any lively sounds below, so he naturally missed it.
Bai Xi: "..."
What can she say.
(Too tired, so almost slept all day today.)
(End of this chapter)
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