Actors have no vacation

Chapter 179 Professional Gamer ([-])

When the weather gets cold, getting out of bed becomes a chore.Shen He trotted towards the "Extreme Man" recording studio, but he was still late.

The camera has been turned on for a long time, Huang Jin half-seriously and half-jokingly complained to Shen He: "You can count it yourself, you have been late twice in a row this month, you really have to deduct your salary."

Shen He knew he was wrong, and looked around with a fake smile on his face, trying to pretend nothing happened.

The other hosts were not relentless, and one after another added insult to injury, saying that the entire crew was waiting for Shen He alone, and they had to treat them.

Shen He threatened his colleague with a roundabout kick that almost knocked him over.Everyone thought Shen He's shoes were dirty and jumped away one after another.

Shen He snorted coldly and dusted off his leather shoes, then took out a pair of brown sunglasses from his breast pocket and put them on, arrogantly showing off his time-consuming outfit to the camera, which caused him to be late.

He was dressed in a black formal suit, with polished leather shoes, plastic gemstone rings all over his hands, and black tattoo stickers of cartoon characters faintly protruding from his neck and collar.With sunglasses on, he looks like a gangster.

"Sir, sir, have you lost your white cane?"

Shen He's appearance had not been concave for a few seconds before he was attacked by everyone. Everyone kindly supported him from left to right, treating him as a blind man.

"I'll fuck you." Shen He was so angry that he spun twice like a top, threw off his hands, and chased several colleagues and kicked them all over the field.

Usually when they record "Extreme Man", there has never been a uniform rule in terms of dress. Some people just pick a piece of home clothes from the closet, some people wear the gorgeous costumes provided by the sponsors, and some directly Women's clothing is shown in a way that reflects their personality and (the stylist's) taste.Every time the show started, several people would point at each other's clothes and damage each other, pretending that they knew fashion best.Only when recording certain specific themes, they will unify the tone of the clothing in order to bring the audience into a certain "worldview".

Today, they wear predominantly black clothes.

The program team informed them a few days ago, "Come here dressed as a gangster."Several hosts smelled the smell of a big production, and were aroused by the matter of pretending to be ruthless. Apart from dressing similarly to those in the movie, they all rushed to decorate the image of the boss.

Huang Jin was dressed in formal attire, paired with gold-rimmed glasses, and he always showed a mysterious smile, making himself seem to be the talker of the club.

Several other hosts were either wearing mink fur coats with gold chains around their necks; or Tang suits with two beads in their hands; During the recording of [Gangster Special Session], be the boss of others.

"Call me the boss." "You're the master of ceremonies, parking boy. I'm the only one like the boss!" "Stop arguing, my Tiandihui is the originator of the gangsters, and you are all my disciples, great, great, great, great-grandchildren. "...

The host, nicknamed Crazy Lu, went even further, pretending to be a policeman, "I am your umbrella, no matter how awesome the boss is, you will call me Lord in front of me! Hahahaha!"

After a few people fought for a while, they took their seats at the round table in the center of the recording studio.

They looked at Director Jin behind the camera, waiting for Director Jin to introduce this time's world view.

However, facing them, Director Jin did not speak, but moved out a TV.

The screen flickered, and a boss chair appeared, with a wisp of smoke floating on it, as if someone was sitting on it.

The boss chair on the screen slowly turned around, revealing Xie Jinzhu.

"Hey..." Everyone let out a sigh of distaste for seeing each other between old friends.

Today is the black dragon promotion session? ... Shen He and the others guessed here in their hearts. "Black Flood Dragon" will be released in a few days. Although their production level is not up to the level of "Extreme Man", thanks to the friendship between Xie Jinzhu and the program team, it is not a problem to make a publicity.

On the TV, Xie Jinzhu was wearing sunglasses, stroking the plush toy in his hand, with an electronic cigarette in his mouth: [I am your boss. 】

Huang Jin and the others curled their lips together, and Shen He even put his feet on the table and shouted loudly, "I don't accept it! I don't accept it!"

[Last time, everyone did a good job. They managed to escape from under Tiaozi’s nose and brought back the information alive. Not bad, not bad. 】Xie Jinzhu praised blankly.

Shen He and the others were a little confused, not knowing what the "last time" in this background setting was exactly.

Xie Jinzhu: [Your bounties have all increased, congratulations, you have left your own legends, and now you are an old world. 】

Bounty?What bounty?
Everyone's expressions moved slightly, and they faintly felt that something was wrong.

Wait until Xie Jinzhu goes on to say, [Shen He, suspected of insulting guests, defrauding the police, and covering criminals... Life or death is irrelevant.Citizens are welcome to actively provide all relevant information and those who assist in handling the case will be rewarded with a Xiangyun mobile phone. 】

As these scary crimes jumped to Shen He's head one by one, everyone suddenly remembered that they were also wanted jokingly in this season last year.At first I thought it was a joke, but who knows, the real active police officers who came to chase them down turned out to be real.On that day, they endured hunger and cold, and played hide-and-seek with the criminal police all day...

"It won't come again!!" Huang Jin stood up in a panic, even the speaker's glasses were crooked.

Shen He was about to curse.Although in that recording, he became the main character for a long time, Gou became the big winner, stole the limelight, and was so happy to fly, but the feeling of being wanted in the whole process was really tormented. It is not frightening.After that recording ended, Shen He returned to ordinary life, ate and slept quietly, and even began to feel grateful for the ordinary days, and vowed never to commit a crime.

Now it's time for the second round, and Shen He knows that he is definitely the target to be marked.Looking at the last description of the arrest warrant, the citizens who assisted in handling the case this time will also be rewarded with mobile phones. At that time, it can be said that all the people will be soldiers, and the difficulty will be hell.

Without the help of Guan Chen, he can't play well!

Shen He was desperate.

[Huang Jin, a crime of arson - arson in the hearts of the audience, a crime of wasting resources - obviously has an excellent acting and singing talent, but let it go to waste...] Xie Jinzhu was chanting to himself, the corners of his mouth began to twitch, a little I can't go down.

Shen He, Crazy Lu and the other hosts made [pause] gestures, and stood up tacitly: "Xie Jinzhu read the wrong manuscript.", "Director Jin, let's have a good chat.", "I'm wanted Is there something wrong with the crimes against humanity on the website??"

After Xie Jinzhu quickly finished reading Huang Jin's wanted description, he said: [I want you to send a batch of goods this time, and each of you has a box. 】

Xie Jinzhu waved his hand on the screen.In the recording studio, a few emaciated staff members who had been pulled in to make up the number immediately came over with suitcases, and gave Shen He Huang Jin six of them, each with a suitcase.

Don't know what's inside.After everyone got the box, their first reaction was to open it to have a look. However, the suitcase was locked with a code, so they had to shake the suitcase while observing the facial reactions of other people.

[Among these boxes, only one box contains real goods.In the end, whoever successfully escaped with the real product will receive a bonus of [-]. 】Xie Jinzhu took out ten bundles of cash and placed them on the table to lure them.

Huang Jin and the others' original frightened expressions were immediately replaced by greed and desire.Looking at other people's suitcases is like looking at prey worth hundreds of thousands.

[We have a brother who is hiding in the farmers market in the west of the city, wearing a red shirt.Find him, tell him the secret code "I think you are a lot like my ex", and he will give you instructions on what to do next. 】

Everyone sighed and condemned Director Jin's bad taste together.

If you say this sentence to passers-by, the scene will be too embarrassing.

On the TV, the electronic watch on Xie Jinzhu's wrist suddenly beeped.Xie Jinzhu looked at it pretendingly, and said:
[Latest news, Tiaozi is going to raid the farmers market in half an hour.If you don't want to be blocked, then you have to speed up, the time left for you is running out.in addition--

This time the note came in a menacing way, in order not to let you all be caught, I sent my confidant to carry out the mission with you. 】

Ok?Have a guest?
When Huang Jin and the others heard the first half, they turned around anxiously.But after listening to the second half, they pressed their eager legs again, looked around, and waited to see who the so-called confidant of Xie Jinzhu was.

The guests did not show up right away.

Before seeing the person, hear the voice first.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhh~" Yoyo's whistle gradually approached them from far to near.

For some reason, Shen He and the others listened to the brisk and melodious whistle, but felt that something was pressing in their hearts, making them more and more out of breath.

Behind the round table, there is a piece of thin cardboard, which is used as a background board.A door that cannot be opened or closed is drawn on it.Everyone is staring at the door.

Because the whistler is behind that door.

The opponent stopped.

Shen He and the others swallowed with difficulty.

"Boom!"

The door was suddenly pierced by a fist.

Everyone was startled.

I saw the owner of the fist, after piercing through the cardboard, stretched out his hand and groped for the doorknob.Of course you can't touch anything.Everyone had to look at the arm in sportswear and slowly withdraw it.A black hole remains.Behind the black hole, a beast lurks.It's like making a horror movie.

Just when everyone thought that they would see the cardboard being torn apart by beasts in the next second...

"Why is there not a single door?" Guan Chen held the box in one hand, stretched out his index finger with the other to scratch his neck lightly, and walked out from the edge of the background board with a face full of helplessness.

Shen He Huang Jin and the others almost slipped to the ground.

[This way of appearance is too common!Thankfully we're still looking forward to it! ! 】

"So it's you kid!" After Shen He adjusted his mood, he happily greeted his appointed successor in the variety show.

With Guan Chen's cheat, this arrest will be stable!

However, someone moved faster than Shen He.

Huang Jin and the others squeezed Shen He away and greeted them eagerly.They all acted like gangsters and invited Guan Chen to act together, and the bonuses they got were divided equally in the end.

Guan Chen smiled without saying a word.

"You don't look too dark in what you're wearing." Huang Jin patted Guan Chen's sportswear, disgusted.

"Ah." Guan Chen accepted humbly: "This is my first time acting, I don't have much experience."

　It took a while to sort out the ideas.There will be an update tomorrow.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)