Fresh wife is amazing

Chapter 455 I am standing in front of you, you see how I look like before

Early the next morning.

Yang Fan returned to his normal life order and got up to make breakfast.

But to his surprise, there was someone who got up earlier than him.

To be exact, it's not a person, it's an intelligent elf - wax gourd.

Winter melon is already busy in the kitchen. It is the porridge that is boiled, the milk is heated by it, and the frozen steamed buns bought from the supermarket are also heated by it...

It can't do more complicated processes, such as stir-frying with side dishes.

It's not that it can't be done, but it's not satisfactory.

Like washing vegetables, it can't tell the quality of the leaves, and it can't clean out the impurities that can't be put into the pot, such as leaves.

The same is true for cooking, there are methods, and there are a lot of methods in the data center, but the person in charge has to adapt to the situation, control the heat and make judgments, and winter melon can't be done well.

As a result, after making a few meals, the taste was too mediocre, so Twelve and Thirteen didn't let Winter Melon work part-time.

As for why wax gourd can cook porridge, heat milk, etc. but cannot be used as a side dish, Yang Fan couldn't figure it out, and didn't think deeply about it.

In the era when radar, positioning, and even aviation were very developed, humans went to the moon, and a plane of Malaysia Airlines was missing in the ocean. Dozens of countries around the world jointly searched and rescued. After several years of searching, they only found one or two pieces. The metal that is suspected to be the wreckage of the plane, a body and a piece of clothing have not been found?
"Excellent, who taught you?" Yang Fan asked the wax gourd next to him while washing the vegetables. There was no cooking at home last night, and there were no leftovers. He had to fry a new one.

"Sister Twelve taught it. Sister Twelve is amazing. She can also cook, but her time is too precious to spend on it." Donggua blinked her eyes and watched Yang Fan cook. She is very eager to learn .

"Sister Twelve can also wash the dishes." At this moment, squatting aside, it was like a washing machine jingling.

Yang Fan already knew the existence of Ding Dong, it said that it can clean the dishes, and the owner doesn't need to do too much after eating, just hand over the dishes, chopsticks and plates to it, and it can take care of everything.

Of course, you have to set up a water collection point for it. It can't climb up the sink or go to other complicated areas to collect water by itself.

Winter melon is the most capable, because it has a pair of flexible robotic arms, and it has a considerable part of housework. As long as it is taught, it can learn.

Because they can work, Yang Fan feels that they are like family members.

In addition to charging, they do not need any compensation, hard work.

"Winter Gua, what is your working principle?" Yang Fan asked Dong Gua.

Donggua replied: "Sister Twelve has a huge data center. There are data centers on the Internet. There are data centers, but not necessarily on the Internet. I am the same as you human beings. I will not just request data from the data center. I store very little data myself, and I can be regarded as an avatar controlling intelligent life."

Yang Fan nodded: "It means that there is a problem with the master control, it doesn't exist, but you can still exist, right?"

"Well, but I will become very ordinary, because I have no backing, and I can't borrow abilities from the almost omnipotent master." Donggua said.

"The master control is very powerful, but the master control is still young and hasn't grown up." Dingdang is unwilling to be lonely, and it hasn't chatted with humans for a long time.

Thirteenth sister is busy and rarely chats with them, and Guoguo is too small, which makes them very afraid and dare not take the initiative to chat with her.

"It's very powerful." Yang Fan started cooking. He is not worried that the advent of the intelligent age will threaten the survival of human beings.

Thirteen said that if human beings become extinct due to intelligence, it must be caused by humans, and intelligent life is just an accomplice.

"Brother, do you dislike my fat appearance?" Ding Dang asked Yang Fan.

"Why do I dislike you?" Yang Fan turned his head and glanced at Ding Dong who was squatting on the ground: "You are so cute, you are so capable of work, no matter how fat you are, I like you."

"Ding Dong, if you're not fat, you can't wash the dishes, and even if you want to be fat, you can't do it. You don't need to wash clothes. You have a washing machine. Watermelon won't remake it for you." Donggua said.

"People don't want to talk to you, don't be too sentimental." Ding Dong said unhappily, "Don't be proud of thinking that you know a little more, and look down on others. I am born like this. If I have arms, I can also know a lot."

"I didn't mean that, Ding Dong, don't be angry, don't act like a girl, you are not a girl, you are Ding Dong, the unique Ding Dong." Winter Melon comforted Ding Dong: "Look at you can clean the dishes, no matter how hard I try, I can't learn it either."

"You have hands, tell me you can't learn, won't your conscience hurt? Oh, you don't have a conscience, I almost forgot, you are an iron bump with no feelings." Dingdang said angrily.

"I've given in and apologized to you. If you still attack me personally, I'll be angry too." Donggua was not happy anymore.

"It's useless to be angry, you can't beat me, I'll stand in front of you, how do you think I look like before?" Ding Dong stood up, three centimeters taller than when he was squatting.

"I don't fight, that's the behavior of uncivilized barbarians." Donggua stretched out his mechanical arm, and with a "ding dong", he punched jingle.

Ding Dong didn't move at all, started the wheel, and slammed into the winter melon.

Winter melon quickly rolled out of the kitchen, Ding Dong rolled behind.

Yang Fan clutched his forehead, it seemed that the family would be very lively without having three children.

A smart elf who can bicker, it's no wonder that the family lacks popularity.

Although they have a tendency to fight, Yang Fan is not worried. If something goes wrong, Thirteen will not bring them back.

As soon as I finished thinking, there was the cry of Winter Melon outside: "Ding Dang, you are bullying the small, quickly help me up...you can't help me, and you dare to hit me? It's over, I may have suffered internal injuries, and the watermelon is not here. After I die, you can only watch me die..."

"Death is nothing to be afraid of. You will return to the embrace of the master, carrying what you have learned all your life, and dying well. Since you were born, you have been born with a price, with a mission, and death is not the end. You just use another A way is stored in the master control, and maybe one day it will be partially reborn." Dingdang's milky voice came.

"Who says I'm afraid of death? I'm not a human being. I just want to live like this. I'm willing to linger." Donggua retorted, her voice was like jingle, with a milky smell.

"Then will you still be angry with me in the future?" Ding Dong asked.

"No, I was wrong." Dong Gua softened.

"Don't leave the most hurtful words to the person you love the most, maybe it will be a lifetime when you turn around, do you remember?" Ding Dong asked.

"I remember, but the person I love the most is not you." Donggua said.

Yang Fan turned off the stove and the dishes were ready.

After serving the dishes, Yang Fan took them out, put them on the dining table, and then walked towards the living room.

As soon as I entered, I saw the winter melon lying on the ground, with half of its body embedded between the sofa and the round stool. The mechanical arm couldn't exert force, and it couldn't get up.

Ding Dong squatted aside, unable to help, it does not have a mechanical arm, and it cannot support the winter melon.

Looking at the two smart elves, Yang Fan felt much younger, and remembered something from a long time ago.

For example, what the teacher said at that time: Your future marriage partner is probably not the person you like the most.

The students roared with laughter and said in unison how it was possible.

The teacher smiled and said nothing.

Yang Fan still remembers a story about love.

At 10:30, a couple had a big fight, and he slammed the door out.

At 10:55, he called back and asked, "What will happen to you if I die?"

She was still angry, and immediately roared: "Even if you die, it's none of my business!"

He hung up the phone slowly after listening.

In the afternoon, she received a call from the hospital to claim the body.

The doctor told her: "When the injured was in the car accident, there were still strong signs of life, but suddenly, 20 minutes later, he stopped struggling as if he had given up on himself."

Yang Fan walked over, dragged the wax gourd out from the gap, and put it flat: "It's okay to quarrel, Shisan doesn't like you fighting like this, be careful, she will let you return to the embrace of the master."

"Brother, I was wrong."

"Brother, we will never do this again."

The two smart elves kept silent, one returned to the kitchen, and the other shrank into a corner.

Yang Fan then walked towards the thirteenth bedroom.

In the bedroom, Thirteen was still fast asleep on the bed.

A beautiful leg was exposed outside the quilt, round and slender. Her nightdress was originally not long, but now the skirt has been rolled up by more than 30 centimeters, revealing a white flower.

Yang Fan suddenly felt refreshed.

It is my luck to be able to take a look.

What a blessing to be hooked by it?
Yang Fan sighed, he doubted whether it was right or not.

"Guoguo, wake up, the sun is drying your ass." Yang Fan was a bit reluctant to call Thirteen to get up, so he called Guoguo first.

Guoguo must have had enough sleep, but no one called her, and she was not woken up by peeing, so she could continue to sleep.

As for how long they can sleep, Yang Fan and Aunt Shisan haven't tested it.

I don't want to experiment, because I don't lack sleep but I sleep too much, too much.

Yang Fan had a girlfriend who was good at sleeping.

But one day, she slept too much, and started napping at 12:30 noon, sleeping until it started to darken.

After getting up, she cried for no reason, and she looked very sad, and she couldn't be coaxed well.

Later, when asked why, she didn't even know, and said she just wanted to cry, which didn't make sense.

"Father, are you going to wake up?" Guoguo opened her eyes and sat on the bed with a world-weary face when she was woken up.

"Yes, it's time." Yang Fan walked to the window and opened all the curtains: "Look, the sun is drying the buttocks."

Guoguo lifted up her skirt, turned around and lay down on the bed: "Dad, can you put sunscreen on my ass, I still want to sleep."

Yang Fan walked over, spanked the little girl's butt, pulled down the skirt, and taught, "The butt is a girl's private part, even if it's a father, you can't show it, do you understand?"

"I know, I have pants." Guoguo crawled into Yang Fan's arms.

"It's small pants, so it doesn't work like this." Yang Fan put the little girl down on the bed: "Hurry up and shush, I'll wake mommy to get up."

"Oh." The little girl stepped on her slippers and ran to the bathroom.

Yang Fan sat next to Shisan, stroking her face with his palm.

The touch is similar to the face of that little girl in Guoguo, it is juicy and tender.

"Get up." Yang Fan rubbed Shisan's face.

Thirteen opened his eyes, not quite used to the light, and blinked several times before barely keeping them open: "So fast?"

She was very reluctant to get out of bed and was lethargic.

Yang Fan felt that if she was pregnant, she would be more lethargic.

After pregnancy, a woman's hormone level changes, and the unborn baby needs the mother's nutrition very much. In a sense, it can be said that whether the mother is willing or not, it will take the initiative to ask the mother for various material components needed in the birth of life.

This is the main reason why pregnant women are very sleepy.

However, this phenomenon mainly occurs within three months after pregnancy. After three months, the fetus is formed, and the pregnant woman gradually adapts to the body, and the secretion levels of various hormones in the body are gradually balanced. This relatively obvious early pregnancy reaction will be slow. Slowly disappear.

"Yeah, with you, happiness is always so short." Yang Fan lifted Shisan up from the bed and helped her tidy up her messy hair.

"It will make me happy." Shisan threw himself into Yang Fan's arms before regaining his dignity.

"I'm telling the truth, you are absolutely beautiful." Yang Fan held Shisan's chin with his fingertips.

"In the future, I will get old and not look good, what should I do?" Shisan asked.

Yang Fan kissed her on the forehead and said, "At that time, I will be old too."

"Will you empathize with young and beautiful girls?" Thirteen asked.

Yang Fan smiled, thinking that only Liu Yueyue and Liu Qianqian would ask this kind of question, but he didn't expect Shisan to be unavoidable.

Sure enough, before love, everyone is equal.

"At that time, I think it will be difficult to empathize with someone else." Yang Fan said.

"Why?" Thirteen asked.

"Because even if I go out with those beautiful girls, I will find that I can't fall in love with them, and I don't have the time and energy to go through another long-distance love race with them. At that time, I have been running with you for decades, leaving I have written down too many memories, almost occupying my whole life, and there is no room for others." Yang Fan said.

"Does that mean you're going to cheat?" Thirteen sat up, looking straight at Yang Fan.

Yang Fan was puzzled: "Is there any meaning in my words?"

"I don't know." Thirteen got out of bed and put on slippers.

Glancing at her killer back, Yang Fan couldn't help but straighten her wrinkled skirt, because he could touch it by the way so that he wouldn't look like a rascal, and he was a very upright gentleman.

Thirteen clapped his hands off, elegant and dignified, and walked towards the bathroom.

Yang Fan returned to the living room, fed the three treasures, and then sat at the dining table to reply to Liu Yueyue's message.

Liu Yueyue, who was thousands of miles away, received a message from Yang Fan, including a poem.

"Jingkou Guazhou is separated by water, and Zhongshan is only a few mountains away. The spring breeze is green on the south bank of the river. When will the bright moon shine on me?"

Is it green again?

Liu Yueyue looked at the scenery outside the hotel, it's summer now.

Although out of season, this poem is also very good, she loves it.

I am so lucky to have such a boyfriend.

Eloquent, eloquent, go out to fight against Confucianism, and go home to fight with spring buds.

"I can go back to the mountain city in a month at most. If you didn't give me a new song during the trip, I might not be able to go back for so long." Liu Yueyue sent Yang Fan a message, he must have wanted to ask her When can he come back, he misses her.

(End of this chapter)