Quick Transmigration: Ten Thousand Worlds Charter Woman

Chapter 96 The Child Bride 23
Everyone was dumbfounded by what the eldest lady said.

Isn't it the eldest wife who has become a sperm?How did she become Xiangu Sun?

Sun Xiangu understood He Xiaoman's meaning, that she was calling her a mature person, cheating and cheating.

Immediately, Sun Xiangu lost the mood to talk to her, and directly threw a spell at He Xiaoman's face with a "slap", and the spell almost burned in front of He Xiaoman, it's true that He Xiaoman was not on guard Startled her.

This Sun Xiangu was able to throw a piece of talisman paper in front of her out of thin air like this, she was somewhat capable, at least He Xiaoman couldn't do it.

Then Xiangu Sun picked up the prepared wooden barrel, and poured the blood of the black dog on He Xiaoman's head.

"Monster, don't punish me!" Big eyelids blocked Sun Xiangu's line of sight, and she didn't pay too much attention to Liu Xiangcao, and went straight to the process to say the following lines.

Sun Xiangu's trick has been tried and tested repeatedly, and she basically hits the mark with every shot.

First, an air-burning magic talisman is used to catch people's attention first, and then suddenly a pot of dog blood is poured down. Not to mention a little girl in a deep house compound, even an old man is scared out of his wits, and he uses the talisman to attract everyone's attention At that time, Sun Xiangu had already released her ecstasy, which could make people temporarily confused and slow to react after smelling it. This is what many people use to shoot Hanako.

As long as Liu Xiangcao is coaxed to sign the divorce agreement, the deal will be completed.

It's just that when Sun Xiangu finished reading her lines, she held her breath and went to get Liu Xiangcao. The big eyes are watching her performance with a joke.

Immediately, Sun Xiangu felt a thrill in her heart.

What about dog blood?
I looked down on the ground, but I couldn't see a drop. Could it be that I made a mistake in the program?
Again!

Sun Xiangu picked up the wooden barrel in her hand, but found that the light and empty inside of the wooden barrel meant that she had indeed poured dog blood out just now.

But what about dog blood?
There is a bucket full of blood and mixed water. Even if the direction deviation is blown away by the wind, it is impossible for the ground to be so clean and not at all!
This... How can I play this?
The onlookers were all laymen, so naturally they couldn't understand that there was an accident in Sun Xiangu's performance, and there was something wrong with the props. Everyone was very interested in watching Sun Xiangu show off her might to subdue the evil lady, the eldest lady.

Sun Xiangu made up her mind and told herself secretly, don't panic, we can win.

"Please fairy!"

She began to tremble all over, and her hands and feet danced rhythmically.

The little apprentice winked and began to take out King Wen's drums and beat them to cooperate with the drumbeats.

It was dark at sunset on the western mountain, and every household locked their doors.

On the road, gentlemen run to the inn, birds run to the mountains, forests and tigers return to the mountains.

Birds run to the mountains and forests in peace, and tigers return to the mountains to be safe.

Hey hey hey hey hey~~
……

There are seven-star glazed tiles on the top of the head, and octagonal purple-gold bricks on the feet.

Feet on the ground, head on the sky.Take big strides and walk in circles,
……

Please invite the fox first, then invite Huang, and invite the long python spirit mink to bring the sad king.

The Fox family is the commander-in-chief, the Huang family is the vanguard, the long python is the stand, and the sad king is the mouth.

……

Take Wenwang Drum with left hand...

He Xiaoman applauded: "Good! Good!"

Grabbing a bag of change that could not be changed for himself, he threw it at Sun Xiangu: "Look at the reward!"

One of the coins hit the bridge of Sun Xiangu's nose. He Xiaoman's strength is well known, and Sun Xiangu's nose bleed profusely when he hit it, and she looked extremely embarrassed.

It wasn't until this time that the Wang family gradually realized that something was wrong.

The crowd retreated abruptly, the road was one foot tall and the devil was one foot high. It seemed that this evil spirit was not subdued by Sun Xiangu.

After all, she has been walking around the streets to exorcise demons and catch demons for many years, and has experienced countless on-the-spot situations. Suddenly, Xiangu Sun shouted loudly. Her original voice was a little shrill, and it sounded like an old woman's voice, but this roar But full of air, he sounds like a rough man.

"Kneel down and punish, and let the past go, or you will be dismantled and your hundred-year-old cultivation base will be destroyed!"

Obviously it was Sun Xiangu who spoke, but what she said was indeed the voice of the rough man before. People who had run far away began to gather together again. I have seen the voice-over explaining: "This is the voice of the immortal family. The upper body is up, now Liu Xiangcao is going to be unlucky."

"Isn't it just ventriloquism? It seems like no one knows how to say it."

He Xiaoman also opened his mouth to speak, but it turned out to be exactly the same as the fairy's voice invited by Sun Xiangu.

The Wang family was stunned. Could it be that the eldest wife and Sun Xiangu worshiped the same fairy family?
The world is so big and I still meet you
how many times crazy how many scams
ventriloquist together
one day we will meet here

"Impossible, this is impossible, you are..." Sun Xiangu suddenly jumped up and rushed towards He Xiaoman. He Xiaoman could clearly see the sharp short blade hidden in her sleeve gleaming coldly in the sunlight.

Does this mean that he became angry from embarrassment when he knew that his deception was exposed?

With a sound of "哗啦", Sun Xiangu only felt her eyes turn red and her whole body was drenched immediately, even her open mouth was not spared, and she drank a mouthful of fishy smell.

"Yuck~"

She knows this familiar smell too well, it's black dog blood!

To be precise, it was the black dog blood that she had spilled before and disappeared without a trace.

Sun Xiangu never thought that she would enjoy the Black Dog Blood Elixir she carefully prepared.

He Xiaoman never thought that she would use her own courage to create an invisibility space just to hide a bucket of dog blood.

This is really bloody.

In fact, she still wanted to play for a while longer to scare Sun Xiangu and the ungrateful white-eyed wolves of the Wang family. However, the time limit for invisibility was up, so she had no choice but to return the blood to Sun Xiangu in another form.

Sun Xiangu's little apprentice was completely frightened, King Wen stopped beating the drum, and stopped beating the mountain whip. He looked at his master with his mouth wide open, not knowing how to end it.

"Your Excellency is superior today, and I, Huang Qilang, bow to him. In the future, whenever Your Excellency appears, Huang Qilang will bow three times and kowtow nine times."

Sun Xiangu is indeed a mature person, and she doesn't lose when she loses. She obviously wants to use ventriloquist to imitate a man's words to change the concept, so that the fairy she invited fails to fight with others.

The nature of fraud and failure is completely different.

He Xiaoman is really convinced by such a flexible and flexible old liar like Sun Xiangu, who is obviously able to find a way out for himself after being pushed to the limit.

And she is really able to bend and stretch, and she actually took that little apprentice who was already frightened to be silly and kowtowed loudly to He Xiaoman "Bang Bang", you can't kill her, can you?
People have already admitted defeat.

He Xiaoman smiled and stretched out his hand to her: "You can leave if you want to, but I'm not tied for nothing, so bring me!"

Sun Xiangu was stunned for a moment, and immediately understood. Although she was so angry that she wanted to dig out all the eight generations of ancestors opposite her and greet them one by one, she still showed a very respectful face and took out a box that she had just received and hadn't warmed it up yet. Come.

He Xiaoman stretched out his hand and weighed it, but he didn't feel at ease to open the box, and suddenly his eyes lit up, all the rows were full of oceans!

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