Reboot the heyday

Another good day.

The capital of Tasmania is called Hobart, and it is also the largest port here.

This morning, Wang Taika took Chong'er to the Museum of Old and New Art.

This is a museum near Hobart. The translated name should be MONA Museum of Ancient and Modern Art.

In fact, going to a museum on a date is really straight.But MONA Museum of Ancient and Modern Art is actually an exception.

Because this museum is rather strange, there are some strange exhibits in it.From ancient Egyptian mummies, to oddly decadent shapes and feminist studies, to some of the world's most notorious and thought-provoking contemporary art, it's all about the grotesque.

Chong Er is standing in front of an orange car, but this car looks like a fat version, or filled with inflatable foam, which is very funny.

In fact, before coming here, Chong'er felt that Wang Taika was a bit straight.But when I got here, I was happy.Many things are really seen for the first time, and they are not dry cultural relics.

"Is this car a cutting-edge design?" Chong'er found it very interesting.

Wang Taika looked down at the sign below and said, "This seems to mean that the artist who created this work wants to express that the world is becoming more and more bloated."

"Can this car drive?" Chong'er asked.

Wang Taika scratched his head and said, "I don't know."

"Haha, I thought you knew everything. It turns out that there are things you don't know. Well, today's visit is very valuable." Chong'er walked forward happily.

Wang Taika said: "This is different. I brought you here because the things here are so strange. This is a private museum established by a rich man, but I guess the rich man's psychology is not very healthy. Both What a strange thing."

Chong'er was very speechless, and said directly in Chinese: "Brother! What qualifications do you have to say that others are mentally unhealthy?"

Wang Taika was even more speechless: "Why does your Mandarin have a northeast flavor?"

Chong'er was even more speechless: "You say that to change the subject, and still use my way of PUA."

Wang Taika was even more speechless: "It's true to change the topic, and the rest is your slander. If I really wanted to PUA you, I wouldn't say that."

Chong'er asked, "Then what do you say?"

Wang Taika put his arms around Chong'er: "I will tell you that you are a pig, and if you are caught by others, you will be eaten. So stay with me, I will eat it too, but not that kind of pig." .”

Chong'er laughed until he was speechless, it was extremely shameless.

Coming out of the museum, there is a bar next to it.This bar was originally part of the museum, and there is still a long distance from the museum back to Hobart, so everyone came out for a drink after shopping.

There is a kind of Tasmanian wine in Tasmania, and you must taste it when you come here.Wang Taika didn't drink because he still had to drive.Chong'er drank a cup, and it tasted pretty good.

"It would be nice if we could keep doing this." Chong'er put down his glass.

Wang Taika said: "This kind of life is not difficult. And the idol life, isn't it what you like?"

"That's right. If I were really given a choice, I'd still choose an idol life. I can't accept a mediocre life. But before accepting a mediocre life, it has to be lively enough to be enjoyable." Chong'er asked: "I Can I have another drink?"

"Of course, beautiful lady." Wang Taika smiled slightly, and waved to the bartender for another drink.

"The scenery here is indeed beautiful, but without you, it would be quite boring." Chong'er looked at the wine glass and said quietly: "Before you came, I also wandered around. But I feel that the more beautiful the place , the more lonely. It feels too uncomfortable, as if not being able to share has become a kind of torture. Actually, after sending you that photo, I regret it. Maybe you can find me for three days, but what about me? I feel like waiting It will be less than three days, I miss you so much."

Wang Taika smiled and said, "Let's tell the truth after drinking. Let's drink a few more glasses today. Tasmanian wine should be sweet, even what you say is so sweet."

"It's not because of the wine, it's because I really think so." Chong'er suddenly approached, and then hugged Wang Taika: "Because of you, Tasmania is meaningful to me. Otherwise, this is my life A place that doesn't matter."

There are actually not many tourists today, but there are still a few here and there.I don't know who is so bored. Seeing two people hugging each other, they actually started to applaud and cheer.

are you crazy.

Chong'er let go in embarrassment, while Wang Taika nodded to the people around him to express his gratitude.Then he paid the money quickly, and took Chong'er to leave quickly.

After running outside, he was relieved, but Chong'er said with a smile, "It's a burden, isn't it?"

"No, I was just afraid that you would be embarrassed. Otherwise, I would shake hands and hug them in turn, and then listen to their blessings." Wang Taika smiled.

"Well, you can indeed do such a shameless thing." Chong'er laughed.

Everyone else took the ferry back to Hobart from the museum.But Wang Taika planned to drive, even if it would take a long detour.

Speeding all the way, and slowing down in a beautiful place.It was noon when we left the museum, and it was dusk when we returned.

At dusk, Wang Taika stopped the car, and the two of them planned to hang out nearby for a while and eat some snacks they carried with them.In this sparsely populated place, if you choose to drive by yourself, then don't expect to meet a restaurant.

Under the setting sun, Chong'er walked slowly with bread in his mouth, while Wang Taika watched from behind, feeling that there was a picture-like beauty in front of him.

What's more beautiful is that the person in the painting is the person next to the pillow.Happiness in life has long been tightly held in your hands.It's just that Wang Taika is more greedy.

"Ah!" Chong'er suddenly stopped.

It turned out that in the grass at dusk, I came across a few small furry animals, fat like piglets, gray, bloated like a small cuboid.

"What is this? It's so cute!" Chong'er showed a surprised expression.

"Australian specialty, wombat." Wang Taika explained.

"Hey, aren't Australian specialties kangaroos and koalas?" Chong'er wondered.

Wang Taika explained: "There are many specialties in Australia, mainly because of the abundance of kangaroos. People who often drive in Australia have almost killed kangaroos."

Chong'er looked at Wang Taika: "What about you?"

Wang Taika thought for a while: "I haven't come here this time. I have been here to shoot a few times before, and I probably pretended to be dead."

Chong'er was stunned: "Hasn't he been sentenced?"

"Australia is already infested with kangaroos!" Wang Taika said, "By the way, let me buy you a souvenir before leaving. It's a change bag, and the whole bag is sealed without any trace of stitching. Because It's made from a whole male kangaroo ball. Not very expensive!"

"Hahahaha!" Chong'er laughed and sat on the ground: "I don't want it! Haha, it's so interesting, I think it's funny when I think about it."

After all, it was in front of Wang Taika, so there was no need to pretend to be an innocent and ignorant girl.Chong'er just thought it was funny and was overjoyed.

Being with Wang Taika always makes me happy from the bottom of my heart.Chong'er really laughed for a long time before stopping, and then looked at the super cute animals not far away.

"It looks like a little pig, but it looks like a puppy." Chong'er observed carefully, afraid of scaring the wombat.

Wang Taika reminded: "Don't feed them, don't touch them. They are protected animals, just watch from the sidelines."

"Enen, I got it." Chong'er looked at it for a while, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it: "It's so cute, it's second only to pandas."

Even though Chong'er said so much by the side, these wombats didn't respond, they just ate grass seriously on their own, twisting their cute big buttocks, free and calm.

Wombats are mammals of the wombat family.The body is stout like a bear, but the body is short, the skull is flat, and the nose and face are relatively short.The eyes are small and feel a bit like a mouse, so there is a contrast with the body shape.The tail has degenerated, which is also one of the cute points.

After all, it is a wombat, it has a bag.The pouch opens backwards and contains a pair of nipples.The limbs are short and gray-brown fur.

In fact, it is not too much to say that this thing is a mouse with a rather silly appearance.So Wang Taika has always suspected that the kangaroo should have been discovered too early, otherwise this thing should be called a kangaroo.

Chong'er squatted down and stared at it, and asked, "This thing is slow, it should live for a long time, right?"

"No." Wang Taika also squatted down and said, "The average life expectancy is about 15 years."

"15 years, so short. I think about how long it has been since I debuted? Sometimes I really feel that life is a fleeting thing. Obviously I have a good grasp of it, but I still feel regretful." Chong Er suddenly felt sad. mean.

Wang Taika quickly changed the subject: "Let's wait here for a while to see if the wombat will perform its special functions. I only heard about it, but haven't seen it yet. I don't know if I can feast my eyes this time."

"Special function? What is that?" Chong'er was a little surprised.Could it be that this cute creature also knows martial arts?That's not supernatural, is it?

Wang Taika said mysteriously: "The wombat is the only thing in the world that can pull out square poop."

absurd!

Chong'er was surprised and speechless: "Huh? It's true, it's too outrageous."

Wang Taika smiled and said: "Of course it's true, why lie to you? Australia is an independent continent, and the species are inherently peculiar. When the explorer first discovered the platypus, he thought it was a prank. Hush! Let's take a look. .You finish the bread quickly."

Chong'er quickly ate the bread in his mouth, for fear of affecting his appetite.But I'm really curious, how did this square poop come about?
If it pinched it by itself, Chong'er will live broadcast tonight to pick his eyes! (end of this chapter)