Reboot the heyday

Chapter 3364 Mormons

Wang Taika washed his hands three times.

After all, Jing Jing is not a child anymore, and it is normal for her to have some little desires of her own.

But in fact, Wang Taika was exhausted. His fingers were cramping, really. He worked so hard, but Jing Jing scolded him.

"You need to rest as soon as you feel comfortable."

"Oh my god, this position is uncomfortable. I have to try all kinds of things and get cramps. You are happy, but my hands are all swollen and white."

"Pervert Ka, who told you to talk so much? Go away and die. Go, go, go and wash your hands."

It's the fourth time.

Wang Taika moved his fingers and felt it was really difficult.

Because it is really difficult. You will know how difficult it is to do it only after you have practiced it. It is not like what is shown in the movies, where you can just touch it and get aroused immediately.

Angle, position, strength, direction, all require a little bit of experimentation. When you finally find the right angle, your hands will cramp just at the beginning. Then when you try again, you have to start all over again.

Angrily, Jing Jing hit Wang Taika hard with a pillow: "You did it on purpose, perverted Ka."

This made Wang Taika angry. He pointed at Jing Jing and said, "Put on your clothes and go out. Let's go out and buy something now."

"What?" Jing Jing was a little confused. But since her interest had just faded, she didn't care, so she put on her clothes.

Wang Taika took Jing Jing and went straight to the 24-hour store at the corner of the street. You know, the vending machine store. Wang Taika never thought that he would go to such a place in his life.

No, actually it wasn't the first time. I did come here with that guy when I was in college. But that's all in the past.

Wang Taika looked around and bought a women's product. After buying it, he showed it to Jing Jing: "Look, I promise I won't get cramps this time."

"You want to die. You're crazy, you pervert, a pervert!" Jing Jing was so angry that her nose was crooked. In all honesty, she thought Wang Taika was going out for a midnight snack!

Although Jing Jing scolded him like that, she was not angry at all. This is what love feels like. It would be meaningless if she didn't act like a jerk.

Wang Taika pulled Jing back with a wicked smile, and at this moment he heard a "bang". He turned around and saw Jing also bought something.

Well, those are used exclusively at airports.

wipe!
Wang Taika held his forehead and laughed absurdly: "What do you want to do?"

"You want to find my loopholes, so I will..." Jing Jing used that thing to gesture very impolitely: "I will seize your weakness!"

It's really dirty, but also really cute.

"Let's go back and have some fun." Wang Taika laughed until his stomach hurt, and pulled Jing back. Jing blushed, but didn't refuse.

It’s ok this time, no need to wash hands.

But Jing Jing was not really satisfied. She pouted and shook her head: "Too fake."

Wang Taika wanted to utter a Chinese curse: You are such a troublemaker.

Jing Jing couldn't run away. She wanted to hold the props, but Wang Taika didn't want to: "It's too fake."

Okay, consensus reached.

In the end, Jing used her hands, of course, this had to be accompanied by Jing's exclusive "ignoring people" expression.

This night was really absurd, but also really fun. That's what being in love is like, doing boring things with the person you like, even boring to the point of being a little crazy, but you just never get tired of it.

Only if you have experienced this kind of life, you will feel that your life is not wasted!
It was dawn, and Jing Jing was a little tired, so she lay down to rest. Wang Taika took advantage of this opportunity to call. Although there was an hour time difference, they should have woken up.

After the call was connected, Wang Taika asked about Jiong Jing's problem.

Wang Taika originally thought that this was all a misunderstanding. But in fact, Wang Anjing openly admitted: "Yes, I ignored her on purpose."

"Ah? Why?" Wang Taika was surprised. "I heard that she smashed your car before, and she also tortured you?" Wang Anjing asked.

Wang Taika didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "This is an old calendar from a long time ago."

"That means there is, right?"

"Yes." Wang Taika admitted.

"I don't care. I'm a woman too, and I have my own petty thoughts. You're my brother, and no matter whether you're facing someone with love or passion, I can't allow someone to be so rude to you. Although I also know that she's not really rude, but some things are just wrong. If you don't want to be the bad guy, I'll be the bad guy. I did it on purpose."

Wang Taika scratched his head. He had been asking questions at first, but now his momentum had weakened.

"Okay, I know you're doing this for my own good." Wang Taika said, "Now I've scared her enough. She's not like that."

"Okay, I know what to do. Just say that I was busy during that time and these are all trivial matters. As long as you are happy, that's all." Wang Anjing laughed.

After hanging up the phone, Wang Taika was stunned for a while. Wang Anjing was not wrong in this matter, and neither was Jiong Jing. The one who was really wrong was himself. Who made me a scumbag?

When Jiong Jing woke up in a daze and remembered to make a phone call, she turned over and saw Wang Taika lying next to her.

"I've finished the call. I was busy during that time, so you're just overthinking it." Wang Taika said, "But I guess it's because your icy expression is too intimidating, making people feel that you're not approachable."

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Jing Jing was surprised: "That's it?"

"What else?" Wang Taika said, "Who would be so cold to their 'brother-in-law' for no reason?"

"Oh, I see." Jiong Jing nodded and breathed a sigh of relief.

Wang Taika asked, "Okay, the biggest problem has been solved, so can we do something else?"

"I'm so tired." Jing Jing stretched out her arms and hugged Wang Taika, saying, "I'm sleepy and want to sleep. Hold me, let's sleep together."

Wang Taika said: "Do something, this will make you more tired and make sleeping more comfortable."

"Then let's talk about my unnie first."

"I'm sleepy, let's go to sleep!" Wang Taika hugged Jiong Jing.

Jing Jing smiled: "No, I still want to talk. You want to find something to do, so let's talk!"

Wang Taika held it in for a long time, then said, "By the way, I believe in religion, you know that, right?"

Jiong Jing laughed angrily: "Remember, didn't you say before that you became a monk and were still a lay disciple, the one with the ugly Buddhist name?"

"No, now I have changed my version. I believe in Mormonism now." Wang Taika smiled and said, "I am from Salt Lake City, Utah, and you are from San Francisco, California. Very good, a perfect match."

"Shameless!" Jiong Jing was furious.

Mormonism is the full name of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, which is a legal religion in the United States, with its headquarters in Salt Lake City. This sect supports polygamy. But obviously, this is contrary to American law.

Later, the Mormon bishop also advocated the abolition of this rule. But a group of believers disagreed, and thus a fundamentalist faction split off. Because believers account for more than 60% of the population in Utah, and Salt Lake City itself was founded by believers, Utah even passed a law that changed polygamy from a felony to a misdemeanor. If caught, they would only be fined a few hundred dollars, and they would not care.

Of course, this law is only valid in Utah. It is worth mentioning that both parties in polygamy are willing. There was even a news report that a man in Utah married six wives and had 29 children.

Utah is pretty good. Salt Lake City is one of the cities with the lowest crime rate in the U.S. And for some reason, it is very popular among white Mormons to learn Chinese. Many schools even have Chinese courses.

So if one day you really want to find a paradise, maybe this is a good place to go. It's better than going to Saudi Arabia or something like that.

Jing Jing was also impressed. She didn't expect Wang Taika to even bring up Mormonism. Although Mormonism has the custom of polygamy, it certainly doesn't have the rule of allowing all sisters to have sex! This person is confusing the concepts here!

Thinking of this, Jing bit Wang Taika's ear, causing Wang Taika to grimace in pain. Finally, after venting her anger, she hugged Wang Taika and fell asleep.

Wang Taika rubbed his ears and looked at Jing Jing who was sleeping like a kitten in his arms. He felt both angry and amused.

I really want to beat her up, but I can't do it because Jingjingjing's whimpering is so cute! (End of this chapter)

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