Age of the Mist

Chapter 1009 Internet celebrity police, Twitter law and order

the next day.

Received a report: cat scam!
Summary of the case: The white female cat of Jerry's family went to Tom's house to swindle food and drink for more than three months. She ate Tom's five hundred dollars, and now she pats her butt and wants to leave?Do not agree!

Now Tom has called all his friends, and Jerry has also called his cousins, cousins ​​and nephews.

Shi Tiexin called the police.

10 minutes after arriving—

"Picking cats is so much fun."

"Yeah, yeah, what bad thoughts can people who like to play with cats have?"

"It's like seeing it."

"It's too late to meet each other."

"Broooo~~~~!"

Tom and Jerry reconciled in the century. Shi Tiexin stood in the middle, and the three shook hands. In the middle was the white cat who was eating and drinking. The scene was very harmonious and friendly, as if everyone was covered by the sun.

The scene was filmed again and posted on Twitter.

[-] clicks, [-] forwards, [-] comments, and [-] comments, all asking who this handsome guy is.

Day three.

Received a report: Occupy my parking space, demolish your whole car!

Description of the case: Han Meimei's car occupied Li Gang's parking space. Li Gang repeatedly notified Han Meimei to drive away, but Han Meimei ignored her.Today, Li Gang took a wrench and a hammer jack to completely disassemble Han Meimei's car into parts. He took a photo and wrote a poem as a commemoration. Han Meimei immediately went crazy.

Now Zheng Han Meimei called her husband Grunheit, and Li Lei also called Li Lei, a buddy from the repair shop.Never expected that Li Lei turned out to be Han Meimei's ex-boyfriend. When the two met, they added fuel to the flames. They were emotional, irreconcilable, all drew their guns, almost out of control, and the fire was on the verge of breaking out.

Shi Tiexin called the police.

Three and 10 minutes after arriving at the scene——

Han Meimei: "Thanks to the police officer's education, I fully realized how wrong it is to occupy other people's parking spaces. I deserve the car being dismantled. I will never make such a mistake again. And you can help me restore the car on the spot." , I adore you so much!"

Grunheit: "Officer, you're right. Ex-boyfriends are nothing. I'd better hurry up to see if the child is mine. The most important thing is to wake up the dreamer."

Li Gang: "Officer, you are too good. You even put the car back in half an hour, proving that I didn't steal the parts and clearing my innocence. You are better than the most powerful old repairman I know. Add a communication number, and later Call me if you need my help."

Li Lei: "Then let me take a picture for everyone. Come, come, three two one, eggplant!"

Everyone was sitting in the vehicle involved, each with their thumbs out of the window, looking harmonious and friendly.Click, the photo was taken, and the picture plus text was posted on Twitter.

With [-] clicks, [-] retweets, and [-] comments, everyone is asking who this handsome guy is.

Fourth day.

Received a report: second-class boyfriend.

Description of the case: Lucy and Lily are twin sisters who have competed with each other since they were young and fought over everything.They each talked about their boyfriends at almost the same time, and they all felt that their boyfriends must be high-end, and then took out the photos to see, it turned out to be the same f*cking person, named Li Lei!
Now the two sisters called their boyfriends... but they failed because Li Lei was invited by Grunheit to climb a mountain and couldn't come back for a while.So the two sisters stopped following the procedure, and were directly emotional, discordant, all drew their guns, almost out of control, and the fire was on the verge of breaking out.

Shi Tiexin called the police.

1 minutes after arriving—

Lucy: "How dare you snatch my boyfriend, you little bitch? I, I, I will give you a thumbs up on the spot, and praise you for doing a good job. You can keep that scumbag, and you don't have to pay it back. Officer, Do you think I'm cute?"

Lily: "How dare you call my boyfriend a scumbag? I, I, I had to cry out loud on the spot, because I've been single all this time. Where do I get a boyfriend? They are all hired for comparison. Police officer , do you think I am pure?"

Shi Tiexin: "Who are you guys, this is the country of Ji, don't say words like 'clever' or 'pure', you will be besieged by boxers."

"The police officer has even considered this, so considerate!"

"Let's take a photo together, I must go to Twitter to form a police officer's support club, wave the flag and cheer for the police officer!"

Click, a photo was taken and posted on Twitter.

30 clicks, [-] forwards, [-] comments, and they are still scrolling up.

Under the running water of Lucy and Lily, the Matthew effect of the flow appears.

Shi Tiexin quickly left the circle.

First it caught fire on Twitter, and then it spread across the ocean.

The dying publics first purchased goods in batches, and then were followed by marketing accounts to make videos.

"Everyone knows that the Chinese police are Chachachas, but recently a little brother from the country is Chachacha. Why does he have Chachacha? The editor is also very curious. Now let everyone know about Chachacha..."

As long as the appearance can break the table, the three views follow the five senses.

The majestic handsomeness and life's yearning for a higher and more perfect form are across ages and races.

The economic downturn in the United States has inevitably affected the global economy.Money is hard to earn, so we have to seize the opportunity to make money.Traffic capital quickly intervened, intending to take a share of the "most handsome policeman", so this matter became more and more heated.

And what about the crowd?

Everyone knows that this Shuaibi is a police officer of the Nie City Police Station.

In just a few days, Shi Tiexin's status in the police station has changed drastically.

As soon as he walked into the office, he would immediately become the focus of everyone's attention.The policewomen, who had been ignoring him at first, started pouring coffee for him, not forgetting to secretly take pictures.The old police officer who originally assigned him the groceries would also take the initiative to stand up and give him a high-five, not forgetting to secretly take pictures by the way.

All the photos I took were posted on Twitter to increase my popularity.

Some people secretly filmed a video of Duan Shi patrolling the streets and put it on YouTube. These people also want to get a share of the traffic bonus.

A few days later, an advertiser came to his door, intending to invite Detective Sunshine to advertise, and the price he offered was quite exciting.

But Shi Tiexin refused.

Water can carry a boat or overturn it. Popularity can make a person famous or destroy a person.After a long period of experience, Shi is already familiar with this aspect, and knows exactly what to do when he becomes popular.

Two words - close to the people.

One more thing - playing tricks on yourself.

One more thing - I like to play games with my computer.

One last thing to add - don't be stubborn when you make mistakes, admit your mistakes and admit them, be more sincere, take practical actions, and let everyone see your sincerity.

If you achieve the above four points, you will immediately become one with the vast majority of netizens, and you will be as stable as Mount Tai in the turbulent traffic waves.

"It's almost time for the fire, it's time to take the next step-Twitter law and order!"

In ancient times, there was a king of Dong who ruled the country on Twitter, and now there is an old iron Twitter to rule the country.

Taking advantage of the limelight, Shi Tiexin opened a Twitter account, and simultaneously opened Facebook and Youtube.

In just three days, I have followed [-] people, and the number of new followers every day has repeatedly hit new highs.

"A little knowledge of the law every day:" Shi Tiexin posted a handsome photo on Twitter, and wrote a sentence below: "Don't maliciously hoard graphics cards and drive up the price of graphics cards. If you delay us playing games, you will be arrested by me. Oh!"

　I'm too tired today, that's all for this chapter.In addition, the last chapter should be 1025, it was written wrong and cannot be changed, so let it be.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)