Age of the Mist

Chapter 183 Continue to push horizontally, Hei Zun is famous

that night.

The mountainous track outside Tokyo, a [-]-kilometer pan-mountain battle.

Boom boom boom, Hei Zun pierced the finish line like lightning, and it took Li Xiuzhen a full 40 seconds to catch up.

Another name was crossed out, and another ray of heaven-sent golden light entered the account.This time it was [-] o'clock, a slight increase from last time.

"Not enough." Shi Tiexin looked at the names above again.

John Thompson, known as the king of rap.

He's next.

Day three.

"Hey, did you hear that Li Xiuzhen, known as Sister Hua, also lost?"

"It is said that Li Xiuzhen satirized the other party's 'old hat' before the start of the match, but now the title is officially changed to 'Town Girl'!"

"It's too cruel, it's really too cruel."

"Challenge Rap King Thompson today, Black Knight Knight against Rap King, this looks good!"

that night.

Tokyo street city circuit.

Boom—a heavy speeding car jumped out of a slope, its balance and shape were perfectly maintained, and the dazzling headlights made the faces of the onlookers in front pale and unable to look directly at it.

Bang, it landed steadily, the shock absorption system was very robust, the rebound was suppressed very well, and then it went away like the wind.

After a while, hum—another speeding car jumped out of the slope, but this one was not in good shape.

With a bang, the car hit the ground, the frame sank too much, and a large number of sparks exploded.I don't know where it crashed, but the car stopped after sliding for a while.The black driver in the car didn't move at all no matter how hard he refueled, and finally yelled angrily at the front with his middle finger: "You, Mare Faker—!"

Fourth day.

With the mass emigration of Chinese, all kinds of businesses in the oriental countries have taken root in Japan, including cross talk, which is popular among the people.In the actual Chinese-controlled areas, some underground black cross talk shops are also in full swing.

The reason why these shops are called black shops is not that they break the law, but that their jokes are often not harmonious, the words are not very elegant, and they are closely related to gang life, so they are very popular among gang members.

On this day, a bunch of teases came to the stage again.He is charmingly naive, funny and quirky.

A table, two people, big mandarin jackets, white paper fans, the two started today's performance amidst applause.

Ping: Have you heard that two days ago, the Black Zun rider competed with the Rap King, and the Rap King lost, and the loss was miserable.

Funny: What is this, buddy, I have much better news than you.You know the king of raps, right?

Peng: You know, he has a reputation for being mean-spirited.

Funny: This guy used to talk about nothing, didn't think about it, but this time he met his nemesis.

Hold: How did it drop?

Funny: John Thompson, before the game, his mouth was broken, Mare Faker and Faker Mare'er rapped, which annoyed the black horse rider, and made an agreement before the race.

Ping: What agreement?
Funny: The Rap King said that if the Black Zun rider loses, he has to bark like a monkey!
Ping: This is too much, it is ironic that we are yellow-skinned monkeys.

Funny: That's right, the Black Venerable Rider must not be happy either, so he immediately put his words there.If the Rapper King loses, get a tattoo on the Rapper King!
Holding: tattoo?Oh, I see, this is to imitate the mother-in-law's tattooing, tattooing a word on his body, so that this disrespectful mother can improve his memory and know how to repay his mother's kindness, isn't that what it means?

Funny: You're still a little literate.

Ping: The rap king lost, did he have a tattoo?
Funny: I have tattoos, the tattoos are solid, and I haven't gotten up yet.

Ping: So miserable?The tattoo is... "serve the country with loyalty"?
Funny: Almost, with a slight difference.

Peng: That's...the thread in the hands of a loving mother, and the clothes on the wanderer's body?

Funny: Yours is a bit interesting, it’s quite long.

Ping: Let the old black skin suffer a little bit and grow a memory. By the way, what are the tattoos?

Funny: The tattoo is——you~~
Hold: you?
Funny: Enrollment~~
Hold: Admission?

Funny: My new~book~bag, someone will get it for you~~
Holding: ………

Funny: You fold the umbrella in the rain, someone will call you~~
Holding: ………

Funny: You love the three fresh shrimps, someone will wrap it for you~~Your tears of grievance~flowers, someone will wipe it for you~~~Ah, this person is your mother~~Ah, this person is your mother~~This person gave it to you My life, give me a home~~~!Ah~ no matter how far you go~~ no matter what you are doing~~ you can’t leave at any time, let’s~ drop~ Mom~~~!

Peng: ...I don't even know what to say...is it so long?
Funny: There is still more than half, you listen—you live in a foreign country, and someone is caring~~
Peng: All right, all right, stop, just say as many words as you want!

Funny: Don’t mention too many words, this kind of cultural treasure has to be counted by line, a total of 32 lines!I've seen it all. Hei Zun rider took a pen and paper after he won, and wrote it himself.Don't say it, it's really well written, and it can be sung with a tune.And let me tell you about that word, the block letters of the master level are very beautiful!
Ping: This Black Zun rider is quite educated, but what about the Rap King?Just admit it?

Funny: No, this old Heipi is very ruthless, he refuses to accept it, and wants to play hard with a knife.

Ping: Then what?
Funny: Then he was thrown down with a fist by the rider of the Black Venerable, dragged backwards to the tattoo parlor, put it on the chopping board, and tied it tightly.Put the piece of paper you wrote on to the tattoo master and tell them to press this tattoo.The tattoo master looked down at the paper and was stunned on the spot.Okay, 32 lines of regular script, what should I do?
Ping: Did you get tattooed in the end?

Funny: It's tattooed, and three masters were recruited to take turns!That guy, you don't know, took off Rap King's clothes, arranged big characters, from left fingertips to right fingertips, from the skin of the head to the soles of the feet, the whole back half of the fan was tattooed on it!I didn't even spare the big fat butt, so I managed to get 32 ​​lines tattooed.

Holding: Hey!The tattoo master is also affected.

Funny: That's right, after a whole night and a day of tossing around, it's finally over.

Ping: Hurry up and take a break, shall we?
Funny: No, I can't rest.

Peng: Why can't you rest again?

Funny: Lao Chen from the tattoo shop felt that he was done, so he stood up and wanted to take a break.I just wanted to pick up the paper and compare the quantities to see where the lines are not good.As a result, it was broken when it was exposed to the light.

Hold: what's wrong?
Funny: Lao Chen discovered that this paper actually has a back side!
Hold: Oh?It was written on the back anyway!

Funny: Yes!I didn't find it at night, but when I showed it to the light during the day, I found that there were words on the back.

Ping: What words are there on the back?
Funny: Everyone, I reckon that what Hei Zun rider means is that he thinks that the old black man Mare Fakertang is disrespectful to his mother, and correspondingly he must be disrespectful to his father.Hei Zun Rider presupposes that Hei Pi has both parents, so he thinks he can't be too biased, he has to support his father, so!
Ping: So?
Funny: So, ahem—thinking about your back~~shadow, I feel firm~~tough.Touching your ~~ hands, I feel hard~~ Xin...

Ping: Another 32 lines?
Funny: More on the back, 36 lines!
Ping: It seems that the Rap King can't keep the first half of his fan, he needs tattoos on his eyelids.

Funny: Not to mention the eyelids, the bag~~ has to be tattooed on the skin!That good guy, the old black skin has turned into a purple eggplant.Within three months, you won't see Mare Faker Soup, and you won't get rid of the swelling.

Ping: After those three months, once the swelling subsided, I went to the street and saw that I was dressed in block letters, and the bag~~ was full of culture, um, okay, it was quite stylish.Don't be called a rap king in the future, but a cultural disseminator.By the way, who is the Black Venerable Rider? Does he have any titles?

Funny: People come and go like the wind, and good things never leave their names.

Ping: Then you have to call someone a number?
Funny: That's right, let me think about it... Hey, if I have it, how about calling it "Hei Zun"?
Hold: Black Venerable?Well, not bad, very good, this number is loud!
With the widespread spread of comic jokes and burdens in the Chinese community, and as more and more drivers are picked off, the title of "Black Zun" has gradually changed from a car model to a special code name for drivers. .Shi Tiexin's pseudonym in the Tokyo arena has also officially become "Hei Zun".

On the sixth day after starting the big challenge, in the morning, in the gym.

"There is indeed a difference."

Shi Tiexin wiped his sweat while silently comprehending.

The challenges of the first five days have yielded a lot for him.As the ranking of challenged opponents gets higher and higher, the impact of the challenge becomes wider and wider, and more and more people follow, the number of golden lights obtained for each victory is indeed increasing.From [-]:[-]:[-] at the very beginning to [-]:[-]:[-] later.

After five days, I got a total of five points of golden light, and earned back the cost of recharging the first layer of basic driving skills.

Not only that, but the basic nourishing technique has also been upgraded.

　Try a new way of expression, I wonder if you are used to it
　　
　
(End of this chapter)