Age of the Mist
Chapter 777 Lao Jia: You are ugly! 72 Fuck him!
Chapter 777 Lao Jia: You've Showed Ugly!Seven thousand and two fuck him! (3)
Shi Tiexin's eyes dodged a little: "Yes."
"Don't lie!" Ling Xingjian stretched out his hand to pull Shi Tiexin: "Quick, the enemy is coming soon, I will help you go!"
"No, don't, I..."
"Don't come with me, 'leave me alone, go first'!" Ling Xing saw some uncontrollable screams, and blurted out: "Saving the world is as important as saving you!"
Shi Tiexin was taken aback when he heard this, and then showed a moved and embarrassed expression.
"No, I didn't mean that." Shi Tiexin couldn't cover up his reliable innate supernatural powers, he raised his hand and scratched his face, his old face flushed slightly: "I'm really fine, I got hurt but it's healing quickly. But ..."
"But what?"
"However, my clothes are worn out, and now I look majestic from the front, but the whole back is basically naked, including the butt." Shi Tiexin looked a little embarrassed: "Simply put: once you stand up, your pants will fall off. "
Ling Xing saw his eyes widened, his mouth opened and closed, and he was speechless for a moment.
A second later, she frantically slapped Shi Tiexin on the shoulder: "You're crazy! You're starting to play tricks at this time! Running for your life, what image do you want? You give me back!"
Then her eyes rolled, and her expression changed slightly, hiding a bit of old perverted malicious intentions: "And, don't be embarrassed, just drop it~~"
There is only one joke, and then I have to return to the cruel reality.
Shi Tiexin sat up, the skin on his back was indeed red and swollen.That's it, it's all the effect of Wuxiangfeng's speed reduction + boundless domineering body + recovery support from the other two worlds.If he hadn't already reached the peak of the realm of energy, the jump just now would have really killed him.
Now, feeling the more and more obvious vibrations on the ground, the opponent's army is about to kill, and it is really necessary to run away.
But how to run?
Ling Xing was worried for a while.
Xu Ling had already understood her intention to escape, and had already destroyed all the vehicles on the road, and even emptied them, making it impossible for her to start.
In the face of such a highly strengthened, highly organized, extremely convenient telepathic communication, uncompromising execution ability, and extremely terrifying number of legions, a single individual is really powerless.
But at this moment, a light suddenly appeared in the distance.
That's the light from a car's headlights.
This car is running fast, flying all the way, walking coquettishly, and the dead bodies encountered on the road are completely unstoppable, who is this?
Amidst the screeching sound of the brakes, the car had already drifted and flicked to the front of the two of them.
This is a very old taxi.
With a bang, the car door opened, revealing a familiar face with thinning hair.
It's Lao Jia!
Shi Tiexin asked in surprise, "Why are you here?"
"Why don't I come at a time like this?" Lao Jia asked inexplicably, "It's not just you who carry out the mission, I am also the executor. Will I back down at a time like this?"
"Not like that. I mean, how do you know we're here?"
"Of course she called me." Lao Jia pointed at Ling Xingjian: "She said, 'help me', 'come and save me', 'come and save me', and kept sending messages, I can still Can't you hear me?"
Shi Tiexin's expression darkened when he heard the words, and he turned on his Spirit Vision to see that there was indeed a purple glow on Lao Jia's body: "You have also been tricked."
"It's impossible not to get caught. Those guys polluted the upstream water source of the entire Tokyo and directly poisoned everyone in Tokyo. As long as you are still drinking water and eating, it is impossible not to get caught."
That's what happened!No wonder everyone is parasitized.
"That's not right." Shi Tiexin had a new question: "Why didn't I get the trick?"
"That's needless to say, what is your status? All the imported mineral water is used for your cooking, can it be the same as the shit? Stop talking nonsense and get in the car!"
Seeing Ling Xing supporting Shi Tiexin, Shi Tiexin lifted his trousers and quickly got into Lao Jia's car, hiding his butt tightly.
"Old Jia, shall I drive?"
"Sit honestly in the back!" Lao Jia stretched out ten fingers, and his body was full of pride like a top master returning to the world. "I have been lurking for three years and three years, and finally I can use all my abilities. Young people, today I will let you know what is the ability of an old man."
This momentum made Shi Tiexin and Ling Xing look at each other in surprise.
Hey, Lao Jia patted the vehicle's central control, took out a boxy iron box and threw it to Ling Xingjian: "This, a high-power encrypted wireless channel, can directly connect to the headquarters of the third front, a real black technology. Even if there is information blocking now, this thing can still be used, but the speed is a bit slower, you can send it slowly."
Turn on the device and try it, it really works!
Ling Xing was overjoyed when he saw it: "That's great!"
"Because of such a thing, my old broken car can't even listen to the radio, and now it's finally clean." Lao Jia is full of strong confidence that the sword is not old, and the knife is out of its sheath.He cast a disdainful glance at Shi Tiexin from the rearview mirror: "Also, you are not the only one who is good at driving in this area of Tokyo. Young man, today I will teach you how to drive a car."
Let me go, Lao Jia, are you going to explode?
Shi Tiexin looked at Lao Jia in astonishment, while Lao Jia enjoyed the astonishment and slowly put his hands on the steering wheel.The ground is shaking, and the enemy's army is coming, but Lao Jia said with incomparable confidence: "The start of a civilian four-wheel drive vehicle requires the precise coordination of the accelerator and clutch. Only in this way can we have the most Strong grip."
"I advise the two of you to fasten your seat belts and not move around, so as not to damage the balance of the car in the extreme, limit, state, state."
As he said that, the word "limit state" was emphasized triumphantly.
Shi Tiexin couldn't help but said: "I said, the enemy army is coming soon, can you hurry up?"
"Don't be afraid. The appearance of my car is ordinary. In fact, whether it is the chassis, beams, frame, or suspension, it has been strengthened multiple times. It looks like a humble car, but it actually weighs more than two tons. Just this car, driving How much did you pay me for renting out for three years? Today, with thousands of troops, I will take you all out!"
Lao Jia suddenly stepped on the gas pedal and roared, "You're making a fool of yourself!"
squeak------!Karma!
The taxi kicked off with a frantic catapult, and the front of the car was about to tilt up.
There were sporadic dead bodies coming up on both sides of the road, but they couldn't even eat the exhaust.Occasionally, one or two people who could block the front were instantly knocked over by the roof of the car, unable to stop the car from moving forward at all.
Lao Jia's eyes lit up, he was completely over the top, and he was so excited.
"Look, my eight-cylinder boxer!"
"Look, the violent output of my supercharger!"
"Look, I've reached the third level of absolute squeeze!"
"Look, my smooth sequential gearbox!"
"Look, I'm so awesome that I ignite on time!"
"Seven thousand two, fuck him!"
(End of this chapter)
Shi Tiexin's eyes dodged a little: "Yes."
"Don't lie!" Ling Xingjian stretched out his hand to pull Shi Tiexin: "Quick, the enemy is coming soon, I will help you go!"
"No, don't, I..."
"Don't come with me, 'leave me alone, go first'!" Ling Xing saw some uncontrollable screams, and blurted out: "Saving the world is as important as saving you!"
Shi Tiexin was taken aback when he heard this, and then showed a moved and embarrassed expression.
"No, I didn't mean that." Shi Tiexin couldn't cover up his reliable innate supernatural powers, he raised his hand and scratched his face, his old face flushed slightly: "I'm really fine, I got hurt but it's healing quickly. But ..."
"But what?"
"However, my clothes are worn out, and now I look majestic from the front, but the whole back is basically naked, including the butt." Shi Tiexin looked a little embarrassed: "Simply put: once you stand up, your pants will fall off. "
Ling Xing saw his eyes widened, his mouth opened and closed, and he was speechless for a moment.
A second later, she frantically slapped Shi Tiexin on the shoulder: "You're crazy! You're starting to play tricks at this time! Running for your life, what image do you want? You give me back!"
Then her eyes rolled, and her expression changed slightly, hiding a bit of old perverted malicious intentions: "And, don't be embarrassed, just drop it~~"
There is only one joke, and then I have to return to the cruel reality.
Shi Tiexin sat up, the skin on his back was indeed red and swollen.That's it, it's all the effect of Wuxiangfeng's speed reduction + boundless domineering body + recovery support from the other two worlds.If he hadn't already reached the peak of the realm of energy, the jump just now would have really killed him.
Now, feeling the more and more obvious vibrations on the ground, the opponent's army is about to kill, and it is really necessary to run away.
But how to run?
Ling Xing was worried for a while.
Xu Ling had already understood her intention to escape, and had already destroyed all the vehicles on the road, and even emptied them, making it impossible for her to start.
In the face of such a highly strengthened, highly organized, extremely convenient telepathic communication, uncompromising execution ability, and extremely terrifying number of legions, a single individual is really powerless.
But at this moment, a light suddenly appeared in the distance.
That's the light from a car's headlights.
This car is running fast, flying all the way, walking coquettishly, and the dead bodies encountered on the road are completely unstoppable, who is this?
Amidst the screeching sound of the brakes, the car had already drifted and flicked to the front of the two of them.
This is a very old taxi.
With a bang, the car door opened, revealing a familiar face with thinning hair.
It's Lao Jia!
Shi Tiexin asked in surprise, "Why are you here?"
"Why don't I come at a time like this?" Lao Jia asked inexplicably, "It's not just you who carry out the mission, I am also the executor. Will I back down at a time like this?"
"Not like that. I mean, how do you know we're here?"
"Of course she called me." Lao Jia pointed at Ling Xingjian: "She said, 'help me', 'come and save me', 'come and save me', and kept sending messages, I can still Can't you hear me?"
Shi Tiexin's expression darkened when he heard the words, and he turned on his Spirit Vision to see that there was indeed a purple glow on Lao Jia's body: "You have also been tricked."
"It's impossible not to get caught. Those guys polluted the upstream water source of the entire Tokyo and directly poisoned everyone in Tokyo. As long as you are still drinking water and eating, it is impossible not to get caught."
That's what happened!No wonder everyone is parasitized.
"That's not right." Shi Tiexin had a new question: "Why didn't I get the trick?"
"That's needless to say, what is your status? All the imported mineral water is used for your cooking, can it be the same as the shit? Stop talking nonsense and get in the car!"
Seeing Ling Xing supporting Shi Tiexin, Shi Tiexin lifted his trousers and quickly got into Lao Jia's car, hiding his butt tightly.
"Old Jia, shall I drive?"
"Sit honestly in the back!" Lao Jia stretched out ten fingers, and his body was full of pride like a top master returning to the world. "I have been lurking for three years and three years, and finally I can use all my abilities. Young people, today I will let you know what is the ability of an old man."
This momentum made Shi Tiexin and Ling Xing look at each other in surprise.
Hey, Lao Jia patted the vehicle's central control, took out a boxy iron box and threw it to Ling Xingjian: "This, a high-power encrypted wireless channel, can directly connect to the headquarters of the third front, a real black technology. Even if there is information blocking now, this thing can still be used, but the speed is a bit slower, you can send it slowly."
Turn on the device and try it, it really works!
Ling Xing was overjoyed when he saw it: "That's great!"
"Because of such a thing, my old broken car can't even listen to the radio, and now it's finally clean." Lao Jia is full of strong confidence that the sword is not old, and the knife is out of its sheath.He cast a disdainful glance at Shi Tiexin from the rearview mirror: "Also, you are not the only one who is good at driving in this area of Tokyo. Young man, today I will teach you how to drive a car."
Let me go, Lao Jia, are you going to explode?
Shi Tiexin looked at Lao Jia in astonishment, while Lao Jia enjoyed the astonishment and slowly put his hands on the steering wheel.The ground is shaking, and the enemy's army is coming, but Lao Jia said with incomparable confidence: "The start of a civilian four-wheel drive vehicle requires the precise coordination of the accelerator and clutch. Only in this way can we have the most Strong grip."
"I advise the two of you to fasten your seat belts and not move around, so as not to damage the balance of the car in the extreme, limit, state, state."
As he said that, the word "limit state" was emphasized triumphantly.
Shi Tiexin couldn't help but said: "I said, the enemy army is coming soon, can you hurry up?"
"Don't be afraid. The appearance of my car is ordinary. In fact, whether it is the chassis, beams, frame, or suspension, it has been strengthened multiple times. It looks like a humble car, but it actually weighs more than two tons. Just this car, driving How much did you pay me for renting out for three years? Today, with thousands of troops, I will take you all out!"
Lao Jia suddenly stepped on the gas pedal and roared, "You're making a fool of yourself!"
squeak------!Karma!
The taxi kicked off with a frantic catapult, and the front of the car was about to tilt up.
There were sporadic dead bodies coming up on both sides of the road, but they couldn't even eat the exhaust.Occasionally, one or two people who could block the front were instantly knocked over by the roof of the car, unable to stop the car from moving forward at all.
Lao Jia's eyes lit up, he was completely over the top, and he was so excited.
"Look, my eight-cylinder boxer!"
"Look, the violent output of my supercharger!"
"Look, I've reached the third level of absolute squeeze!"
"Look, my smooth sequential gearbox!"
"Look, I'm so awesome that I ignite on time!"
"Seven thousand two, fuck him!"
(End of this chapter)
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