Violators Club

Chapter 854

People feel refreshed on happy occasions, but I don't know if it's because of smoking cigarettes or because of the hot water in the thermos?
Lao Li walked seven or eight miles in one breath, and found three peach trees on a cliff tens of kilometers away from the cave.

This is a good thing. There are at least seventy or eighty peaches on one peach tree, and three peach trees have 150 peaches. What's more, most of the peaches are still green.

The bluish-white peaches are unripe, small and astringent, and it is definitely not good to eat them now.

Even if Lao Li took it out to exchange, others would not accept such green peaches, but this is a wealth that can continue to increase in value.

With the iron rice bowl of these three peach trees, Lao Li has at least four or five peaches as a guarantee every day.

And Lao Li is very smart, he didn't pick all the ripe peaches in one go.

Fruits are expensive now because they are scarce. If a large number of fruits suddenly appear on the market, the price of peaches will definitely be lowered, so he brings out at most five peaches every day.

Of course, Lao Li found Taozi here, which would naturally arouse the envy of others.

But as a strong man of 1.8 meters two, ordinary people really dare not force Lao Li to tell him where the peach tree is.

In the early morning of this day, I first filled a pot of hot water, and then threw a few pieces of fish and seaweed into it. The insulation effect of the thermos cup is excellent, and the time in the morning is enough to cook these foods.

After digging out a fishing net, Lao Li took out a wooden stick for self-defense. Just as he was about to go fishing, an old friend from the company, sister Cui, came over:
"Xiao Li, sister has something to discuss with you."

Looking at Sister Cui with a smile on her face, Lao Li couldn't help but joked:
"Sister Cui, I'm still young, so I don't want to be your son-in-law."

Both Lao Li and Sister Cui belong to the middle-level backbone of the company, and they can always meet in meetings on weekdays, and they are not in the same department.

Between adults, as long as there is no conflict of interest, the relationship will naturally be good.

Even in the past two years, Aunt Cui thought about helping Lao Li introduce someone, but after Lao Li said that he didn't have this idea now, Aunt Cui didn't mention it again.

As for Aunt Cui's girl?
This is her pride. She just entered university this year and is [-] years old. She is now a freshman in Jialin City, and she worked in the company for a while after the college entrance examination.

She is a very cute little girl who likes to call herself uncle with a smile.

Listening to Lao Li's jokes, Aunt Cui's aggressiveness came up, and she opened her mouth and said:
"Get out, my daughter is a top student, let her and Xiaoxing not be with you, a bachelor."

Lao Li was not angry, not to mention that he was not interested in the little girl from Sister Cui's family, even if he was really interested, he would not be able to find a good girl.

I'm too young, I'm already 35 this year.

The age difference is too large, the three views are seriously inconsistent, and there is no way to get married, and Lao Li also realizes that his thinking has begun to fail to keep up with today's young people.

There is nothing wrong with the little girl calling her uncle.

And for Aunt Cui's aggressiveness?
Lao Li shrugged, smiled and made a regretful expression:

"Well, I thought you were going to make me your son-in-law."

Aunt Cui rolled her eyes, and ignored the old single who spoke incoherently: "You don't look at how old you are, don't talk about these things, tell you something serious, lend me ten fish."

After the words fell, Lao Li exclaimed, with a bit of resistance in his expression:

"Sister, I only have twelve fish in total, you are killing me."

Aunt Cui glanced at Lao Li:
"Don't you have peaches?"

She's not a fool, although I don't know how many peaches Lao Li found, but judging from his generous consumption of one cigarette a day recently, this guy should have a hair, and it's not an ordinary hair!
But Lao Li shook his head, and said seriously:

"A peach is a peach, can it be the same, and sister, why are you borrowing fish from me? I remember that you are not short of food."

Aunt Cui used to be in charge of accounts, and indeed she had no income, but the problem was that she was also responsible for weaving fishing nets.

Because it is a rope woven of grass and wood fibers, its strength is not as strong as that of nylon rope.

A pair of fishing nets needs to be repaired after being used at most three times. Aunt Cui earns more than many men on the island by repairing the fishing nets.

Lao Li didn't think that Aunt Cui was looking for him because he didn't have food. What he was worried about now was another matter.

According to Murphy's Law, the more undesirable things are, the more likely they will happen.

Sure enough, as Lao Li's voice fell, Aunt Cui shouted excitedly:

"I borrow money to buy toothpaste."

This made Lao Li very speechless. He knew that this old woman must be looking for him to spend money. Before Lao Li heard that Sister Cui and several other old women pooled money to buy a bottle of shampoo.

A small bottle of 150ml needs [-] fish!
You must know that when the price of the vacuum flask did not increase at the beginning, there were only [-] fish for each.

Lao Li couldn't understand why these old women bought such expensive things, but they still thought it was worth it.

At this moment, after Aunt Cui said that she would borrow money from herself to buy toothpaste?
Old Li's first reaction was to resist, and he subconsciously frowned:
"Sister Cui, I'm not talking about you, what are you doing wasting money? Isn't charcoal bad? Isn't it just brushing your teeth? It's all natural and pollution-free."

Personal hygiene is important, especially oral hygiene.

Lao Li started to brush his teeth with charcoal very early. Although the taste is not very good, the effect is very good. In his opinion, the effect is no less than toothpaste, but Aunt Cui frowned:
"What do you know, can women and men be the same? In a word, you can say whether to borrow or not."

Seeing Sister Cui's aggressive appearance, Lao Li looked very helpless.

Although he was reluctant in his heart, he did not refuse, but thought carefully for a moment, and then said:

"It's not impossible, but it can't be borrowed in vain."

Noticing the look in Lao Li's eyes, Aunt Cui subconsciously protected herself, and looked at him vigilantly, as if looking at a shameless pervert who took advantage of others:
"What do you want, let me tell you, there are good girls on my side."

Looking at Sister Cui's defensive eyes, Lao Li couldn't help showing a wry smile on his face. He shook his head: "Sister Cui, what are you thinking? Didn't you buy soap last time? Lend me to use it. I haven't washed it for ten days."

Lao Li wanted to refuse, but he knew it was impossible.

Because he still has to fish, and fishing can't get around sister Cui and the group of women, plus sister Cui's financial resources are not bad, ten fish is nothing to her.

The reason why he didn't agree immediately was that Lao Li planned to ask for a favor, and see if he could get some benefits by the way.

As for Sister Cui, does she know what Lao Li thinks?

The answer is yes, but why did she say that?

Half of it was a joke, and the other half didn't know. In short, seeing Lao Li's wry smile, Aunt Cui looked contemptuous:

"Cut, you have a wicked heart, but you don't have a guts, so why do you do it?"

Lao Li gave a dry laugh, rubbed his hands together, and put on the appearance of a pervert: "Ahem, Sister Cui, if there is a need, it's not like I can't help."

But at this moment, Aunt Cui didn't pay attention to Lao Li at all. She waved her hand, as if you were thinking about shit:
"Get out, want to eat meat now? I'm late to tell you."

But when she was talking, she noticed Lao Li's oily hair, and Aunt Cui couldn't help asking:

"Do you want shampoo? I can lend you some."

Lao Li waved his hand and said casually: "No, a piece of soap is enough, and it can wash hair, body, and clothes."

Aunt Cui: "Wash together?"

Lao Li nodded: "Yes, what's the problem?"

Seeing Lao Li's serious face, Aunt Cui waved her hand in disgust:

"It's nothing, you men are really useless."

Old Li: "?"

Men and women are really different, in addition to physical differences, there are also many differences in life.

For example, in the matter of bathing, men can solve all problems with a piece of soap, but what about women?

Soap is for washing the face, shower gel is for bathing, hair needs to be shampooed, and conditioner should be used after washing.

Another example is towels. A qualified woman has at least three towels, a towel for wiping her face, a shower cap for wiping her hair, and a bath towel for wiping her body. On the other hand, a man only needs one towel.

In addition to the pressure of work, house, etc., all kinds of troubles in dating girls are also the reasons why Lao Zhang has been reluctant to get married.

Work is already very tiring, he is really not in the mood to make his girlfriend happy.

So looking at the back of Aunt Cui leaving, Lao Li stood alone for a long time in silence, he meditated quietly for a long time, then turned his head——

What happened to Mai Tai?Have you eaten your rice?I also said that you women are so hypocritical!

snort!
(End of this chapter)