I have a book of ghosts and gods

Chapter 1055 I am a baby (please subscribe monthly pass)

"Hahahaha!"

Stretching deep in the Qinling Mountains, the "dead fat man" Jiang Zhoukou called was riding on a strange beast, and laughed wildly as he watched soldiers carrying various monster corpses piled up like a mountain.

"Come on, bring those two thieves up!"

So, Jiang Zhou and Gao Di were escorted by the soldiers.

Jiang Zhou breathed a sigh of relief when he was escorted all the way back to Tang Jun's camp in the Qinling Mountains.

The tail of the strange snake before cut him hard, and the golden body was shattered.

It is also his gold body with seven treasures that is domineering, and the seven treasures inside and outside have their own mysteries.

In just half a day, the serious injuries that could kill people have gradually healed, and the split chest has also healed.

Only then could he take a closer look at the appearance of that "dead fat man" who snatched his beast's head and locked himself up.

Just one word: ugly!

A face full of folds and beards, a pair of eyes like copper bells, a waist as wide as shoulders, and hands like cattail fans.

Riding under the seat is a wild ox-shaped beast with horns on its nose and a few long feathers on its tail. Its body is blue and its eyes are golden.

Holding a huge ax that looks like a door panel in both hands.

Although it was somewhat different from what he knew, Jiang Zhou could roughly guess who this ugly and crazy fat man was.

Those who can have such cultivation strength and command such a powerful army are probably one of Li Er's Lingyan Pavilion heroes.

Gao Di suddenly leaned over to him and said, "He is sitting on the owl tail with golden eyes! Traveling through mountains and rivers is like walking on flat ground. He has the power to move mountains. He is a descendant of the ancient god. Once he transforms into a demon, he will become a demon." Great Sage Zhong, I think there is already a great demon at this end, and it is not far from turning into a demon."

When Jiang Zhou heard the words, his eyes were sad, and he glanced at the monster corpses piled up like a mountain behind the ugly fat man.

Completely give up.

Wanting to snatch food from the tiger's mouth of this devil king who started from robbery is a dream!

"Heh? The thief is quite knowledgeable, but his eyesight is not good. I think this guy is far from the big monster."

In Jiang Zhou's heart, the general who had been upgraded to an ugly fat man chuckled, patted the beast sitting under him, stared at the two of them, and said, "Tell me, who are you? Where did you come from?"

The young general came over and whispered something in the fat man's ear.

Seeing him, he said: "The adult country is here to envoy? Isn't it true that the adult country has something like this? You don't even have thick arms."

"Say! What are you trying to do by pretending to be foreign envoys and attracting these monsters?"

"Could it be that you want to be unfavorable to the general's army? Huh?"

A long syllable was hummed from the big nostrils, and Jiang Zhou and the two felt a surge of blood suddenly pressing down like a mountain.

Gao Di let out a muffled snort, and flames rose all over his body.

Jiang Zhou's face was also reddish, and there was faint light from the Seven Treasures flowing on his body.

The young general covered his face, he seemed to have a headache, he couldn't stand it, he stood up and said: "This is Duke Lu, General Cheng Gong, you two don't have to worry about it, just tell the truth."

Sure enough it was him.

Cheng Yaojin!
This ugly fat man... One day you will beg someone in Jiang!
Jiang Zhou cursed secretly, his thoughts changed, and he opened his mouth and shouted: "Wait a minute, General! I'm here to present a treasure for Your Majesty!"

He has no doubt that if he can't explain clearly, this idiot can really play him to death.

I can only grab the head start and scratch his itch.

"Ok?"

"Present treasure? What treasure to present? Take it out and show it to the general!"

Sure enough, Cheng Yaojin was scratched to the itchy spot, his eyes lit up like copper bells, and he kept yelling.

Jiang Zhou twisted his body: "It's really uncomfortable to be bound by this thing, can the general untie it first?"

Cheng Yaojin sneered and said, "Hey, do you still dare to bargain with this general?"

Jiang Zhou smiled and said: "The general looks like a celestial being, with a pair of broad axes in his hands, he is invincible in the world. Are you still afraid of us two juniors?"

"Boy, if you don't speak clearly, it's useless to flatter me! Come on, untie!"

Cheng Yaojin raised his head with a smile all over his face, apparently words like "flattery is useless" are farting.

Jiang Zhou loosened his muscles and bones, and he didn't know where the rope they used came from, but it was really able to tie him up, and it was tied so firmly.

"Let's talk, if this general is not satisfied, then this general will have to feed you two brats to my old man!"

Cheng Yaojin threatened with staring eyes like copper bells.

Jiang Zhou was really afraid that this fat man would be messed up, so he stood up and said, "Don't you know, the general, what is your Majesty's most worrying thing now?"

"Hey! Is this general asking you, or are you asking this general?"

Cheng Yaojin Tongling stared at him, and wanted to do something again, but the young general beside him hurriedly stopped him: "General, let him finish first."

As he said that, he took over the conversation and said: "Brother, is it about the severe drought in the world today?"

Jiang Zhou glanced at the young general gratefully, he is a good guy.

He nodded and said, "Exactly."

"What do you mean? Are you trying to say that your baby can solve this severe drought?"

Cheng Yaojin squinted his eyes and said: "Xiao Zei, you can't talk nonsense. If you play tricks on me, you kid will die even if you want to."

"General Shenwei, how dare I play with each other?"

Cheng Yaojin chuckled, and Senbai's teeth revealed a frightening danger: "Okay, tell me, what treasure do you have that can relieve this severe drought?"

Jiang Zhou pointed to his nose and said with a smile: "It's far away in the sky, close in front of you, and it's a treasure right next to you."

"Ok?"

Cheng Yaojin's face darkened: "Well, after all, I'm still playing tricks on me!"

A pair of copper bells stared sharply, and Jiang Zhou felt that every inch of his bones were about to be shattered, he couldn't stand upright, and almost fell down.

"Good boy, it's no wonder that he survived a single blow from his hooked snake. It's a little tricky."

Cheng Yaojin was about to continue to exert pressure, Jiang Zhou hurriedly said: "General, have you ever heard of the name of Patriarch Bodhidharma?"

"Patriarch Bodhidharma?"

Cheng Yaojin was taken aback by this name, and stopped: "How do you know Bodhidharma?"

Jiang Zhou felt relieved. Fortunately, he really knew Bodhidharma.

"I was ordered by Patriarch Bodhidharma to come here to offer treasures to the King of Tang. How could you not know?"

Cheng Yaojin narrowed his eyes again: "What is your relationship with Bodhidharma?"

Jiang Zhou said: "I am fortunate to pass on the mantle of my ancestors."

This is not false.

Bodhidharma's golden body was obtained by him, and not long ago he had to teach Zen martial arts in person, so it is not an exaggeration to say that he has to pass on the mantle.

When Cheng Yaojin heard the words, he scanned the river boat up and down carefully, his eyes sparkled, but he didn't say whether he believed it or not.

He just said: "In that case, tell me, what can you do, baby? Can you solve the severe drought?"

"General, please listen carefully to me..."

Jiang Zhou immediately told him what Bodhidharma said.

But it changed.

It only focuses on the method of gathering the blood of ten thousand goblins, and using the blood of ten thousand goblins as a sacrifice, then you can ask Patriarch Bodhidharma to send down the Dafa and call the wind and the rain.

The reason for this is because Bodhidharma was so pitiful, Jiang Zhou felt that there was a big pit in all likelihood!

This severe drought is a bit strange. The person who will bring rain to relieve the disaster must be the focus of everyone. I don't know how many pits are waiting for him. He can't just jump into it.

Anyway, Bodhidharma cheated him so much, and now he used the name of Bodhidharma, let alone any burden.

Let's hurt each other!
After listening to his fooling around, Cheng Yaojin said:

"So, with your thin skin and tender flesh, you can still attract thousands of monsters to fight for you?"

Jiang Zhou did his part and said, "Exactly!"

It is also a last resort to describe Jin Wan as his own flesh and blood.

Jinwan itself is a treasure, not to mention demons, even gods, gods and ghosts will be tempted.

If it spreads out, it will not only attract demons.

On the contrary, it is said that one's own flesh and blood can attract monsters. Although it is dangerous, it is also a talisman.

If Li Er finds out, no matter whether it is true or not, he will definitely protect his "baby" until it is confirmed.

There is no other way
This pit is really too deep. Within a month, all the monsters in Nanzhan Buzhou will "smell the fragrance" and come here. He really can't stand it...

"I will leave you alive for the time being. Since you said you can attract demons, I would like to see how sweet your flesh is."

Cheng Yaojin laughed and said: "It just so happens that there is still some time left for this general to clear the mountain, so you will join the army and be a bait. If you can really prove that you have this ability, I will not care about your demon blood." If the theory of rain is true or false, I will bring you face to face."

"But if you can't...hehehe!"

(End of this chapter)