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Chapter 635 "Zhu Shimei" (Seeking Subscription Monthly Pass) (613)

"My lord! How can you still sit still!"

Jiang house.

Nong Qiao, with a vegetable basket on his shoulders, rushed in through the door angrily.

She didn't know who provoked her, her little face was flushed with anger, and her brows and eyes, which had gradually grown, stood erect.

It has the charm of a little milk cat with its fur fried.

Jiang Zhou lay lazily on the low couch under the double trees, holding the thin volume of "Jing Ming Sutra" in his hand.

This scripture is only about 20 pages long, and he can finish it in half a day.

He has read it dozens of times, but still continues to read it every day.

Hearing this, he didn't even raise his eyelids, and said casually:
"What? Who recruited you, the little overlord again?"

"My lord, there are people who scold you outside, it's really ugly!"

As Qiaoer spoke, he also picked up someone's accent, full of righteous indignation, pointing out the country, and at a glance, he knew that it was someone who was full and had nothing to do, who went to teahouses and restaurants to call friends and criticize the evil scholar.

After Qiaoer finished learning, he gritted his teeth and said viciously: "It's these stinky bookworms who are ruining your reputation everywhere, and now even people in the neighborhood are talking about you, saying that you are a cruel official who specially harms good people!"

"My lord, don't worry about it anymore. When you go to the street, you have to be careful where a rotten egg flies out and hit you on the forehead!"

As he spoke, he wrinkled his face in disgust, as if he had been smashed by a rotten egg.

"Mouth grows on other people, so they can talk as much as they like."

Jiang Zhou said indifferently: "I think you are afraid that my reputation will be ruined, son. If you go out in the future, you will lose your prestige."

Qiao Qiao wrinkled his nose: "Young Master! I am clearly concerned about you, why do you say that about him!"

"Dang dang dang dang!"

While the master and servant were talking, a wolf-like howl suddenly sounded outside the door.

Then I saw that bastard Guangling King rushing in from the door.

Standing in front of the door, with head held high and chest up, holding a posture, shouting, clapping the sleeves of his robe with hands clasped together, then raised his legs high, brushed the soles of his shoes, and kicked forward.

When he landed, he took a figure-of-eight step, and dubbed himself a voice while walking.

"Clang clang!"

"Clang! Clang! Clang!"

King Guangling screamed strangely, walked faster and faster, and even started singing.

"My son-in-law, take a closer look!"

"It says that Qin Xianglian is 32 years old, and she is suing the current court son-in-law!"

"Deceive the king, despise the emperor, repent of the marriage and move the man to bed, kill his wife and son and lose his conscience, force Han Qi to death in the temple, and put the pleadings in the hall of the lord!"

After a few steps, he stepped in front of Jiang Zhou, picked up his robe with one hand, raised two fingers in parallel with the other, pointed at Jiang Zhou and shook, staring with a pair of bull's eyes:
"Grit your teeth~ What are you doing~~!"

Nong Qiaoer: "..."

Jiang Zhou: "..."

"What kind of crazy are you?"

The corners of Jiang Zhou's eyes twitched vigorously.

King Guangling held his posture and stared for a while, but no one applauded, and he couldn't hold it any longer, so he let it out in one breath.

He just sat down beside Jiang Zhou, grabbed his tea, and gulped it down in one gulp.

"Ah - enjoyable!"

"Jiang Zhou, you are too mean."

King Guangling moistened his throat, and then he called out again: "Don't you know that this king has only six virtues in his life—beauties, wine, music, famous tricks, famous swords, and famous horses?"

"Since you have such abilities, why didn't you show them earlier? This "Bao Longtu Meditation in Kaifeng Mansion" really lifts your spirits, lifts your spirits! I wish I hadn't heard about it earlier!"

Jiang Zhou sat a little further away in disgust.

He suddenly felt a little regretful, and on a whim, he "wrote" this famous play and let it out.

King Guangling was unaware of his disgust, shook his head and said:
"You are too strange. You have just been promoted to an official. Instead of opening your mansion, you started writing plays, and you hid at home to study,"

"The outside world calls you a corrupt official, but you don't care about anything?"

Jiang Zhou still didn't take it seriously: "Let's just say it, they say a few words, can I still lose a few hairs?"

"Right."

The King of Guangling was quite tens of millions, and he waved his hand and said:

"Hey, but it really doesn't matter. It's boring to be an official. You have already made a name for yourself, so why do you need to work hard like those villages?"

"That's how it should be. From now on, I will be with this king, eat and drink, listen to music, and beauties...cough!"

King Guangling squinted at Nong Qiaoer next to him, but he was still a little ashamed after all, and he didn't feel embarrassed to open his mouth in front of such a little girl.

"Anyway, that's the reason. Don't be afraid. For those gossips out there, I'll ask someone to find some leaders someday, knock their teeth, and break their legs!"

"Let's see, my lord, who else dares to gossip!"

"Wow wow wow!"

Jiang Zhou ignored it, instead he clapped his hands joyfully, which made King Guangling quite pleased with it.

He is used to being surrounded by stars in other places, but in this small house, which is not as big as his latrine, he has been repeatedly bumped and avoided.

From top to bottom, no one in the house took him seriously as the county king, which made him quite aggrieved.

But the more this is the case, the more he likes to drill here.

"Hey, tell me the truth..."

King Guangling suddenly came over, and said mysteriously, "Chen Shimei in your play, are you insinuating those old guys from the Zhu family?"

Jiang Zhou squinted at him: "You said that, but I didn't."

King Guangling smiled, with a look of "I understand".

"You kid, you're ugly! But I like it!"

Others don't know about the Zhu family's bullshit, but he knows it clearly.

Don't tell others, the three brothers who are the head of the Zhu family now don't have a good thing!

Relying on women's stuff, what is it?
What's more, these old guys don't rely on women.

Any woman who is "relied on" by them will end badly. It's all just stepping stones for them to climb up. Throw them away when they are used up. It's better not to fall behind.

Only his two aunts are pitiful.

King Guangling thought he had a trick, and said proudly: "Don't worry, this king has ordered people to distribute this play to all the troupes in the city. That is to say, there is not enough time. In a few days, the whole Yangzhou will sing that play." A few romantic stories of 'Zhu Shimei'!"

"Hey Hey……"

Jiang Zhou was terrified by his laughter, and his goosebumps shook: "I said, His Royal Highness, you are a county king after all, can you be a little more formal?"

King Guangling said indifferently: "We are all brothers, so don't come up with such nonsense."

He waved his hand arrogantly, and asked curiously: "This king is very curious. I know these 'Chen Shimei', but who is Bao Longtu in that play?"

"Although this king says he doesn't care about the affairs of the court, he still understands those people in the court, and few seem to be able to match him."

"Is it Dong Su Sikong, Zhang Zhaoxuan? This old guy is indeed a tough one, and he can be regarded as being stern and selfless,"

"However, this person is a little pedantic. He has always been polite. If he has no destiny, he would never dare to be rude to the horse, let alone beheaded directly? And I have never heard that he will settle the case."

"Could it be your teacher, the current Dazai? That's not right..."

Jiang Zhou was dizzy from his humming, and interrupted: "Okay, it's just a play, do you still take it seriously?"

"A play is a play, fake or fake, do you understand?"

King Guangling stared blankly, with the words "I don't believe it" written all over his face.

Jiang Zhou shook his head, trying to find an excuse to send him away, but his eyes suddenly fell on the "Jingming Jing" in his hand, and his heart moved.

It doesn't seem like it can't be true...

(End of this chapter)