Guide to the Empress becoming a God
Chapter 456 Night Pot Monster!
Chapter 456 Night Pot Monster!
Then it was discovered that from the belly of Lie Shanding, a phantom in the shape of a teapot floated up and down.
Needless to say, he exhaled a heavy turbid air from the mouth of the pot, and sighed: "I am the Immortal Yehu, and you are so rude to me. If my immortal way is broken, you will cause great disaster!"
"Ding, ding, ding!" Lie Shanding jumped on four short legs and ran to Yanyan, yelling: "Girl Emma Yan, didn't you just talk about a teapot? How did you refine it into a chamber pot?"
Lie Shanding had just finished yelling, the phantom that had just been formed shook violently twice, and the image was still blurred: "You are only a chamber pot, and your whole family has chamber pots! This fairy is a Ye pot, not the kind you said Chamber pot!"
Lie Shanding raised his voice loudly: "After all, it is still a chamber pot! In addition, I need to declare that Master Ding's whole family is only Master Ding. Master Ding has no Taoist companions, let alone disciples and descendants."
"Ah! Also, Lord Ding, I can't turn into a chamber pot. First of all, the shape of the vessel is wrong. Have you ever seen such a big chamber pot? Also, look at the fire in Master Ding's belly. Who dares to use Master Ding as a chamber pot maker? Master Ding took care of him and asked him to cut off his sons and grandchildren!"
The phantom swayed again: "You uneducated broken stove, the name of this fairy is Ye, not Ye, this fairy is a Ye pot, not a night pot..."
Yan Yan was dizzy from being disturbed by the "chamber pot" full of ears, and flicked her sleeves: "Shut up!"
The space finally returned to tranquility.
Yanyan looked at the pot-shaped phantom floating at the mouth of Lie Shanding, and asked, "Are you the pot demon that trapped us?"
The phantom swayed again, and the image became even more blurry: "I am a fairy, you are a pot demon, and your whole family is a pot demon! You humble mortal, how dare you disrespect this fairy, you..."
Yanyan's brows were pressed together, and she interrupted violently: "Master Ding, I've practiced!"
"Deling~na!" Master Ding sang with a straight voice, and the flames in the belly of the tripod shot up to a height of two meters, instantly smashing the pot-shaped phantom to pieces.
snort!After entering the Sumeru Realm, the dragon has to be wrapped up for her!It's the tiger who has to lie down for her!
A broken chamber pot, what are you talking about!
"Don't, don't, don't, I don't blame you, can't I blame you..."
Lie Shanding's firepower silently increased a little bit.
"Okay, okay, I don't care about it, I don't care about it, mys... it hurts, it hurts... I was wrong, it's okay if I'm wrong, I can practice it again, hey... well, I'm a broken chamber pot , The broken chamber pot is wrong, the broken chamber pot should not offend the immortal sister, I beg the immortal sister to bypass the broken chamber pot... Hey, it hurts, it hurts~"
It wasn't until the Roasted Earth Pot Demon sincerely apologized that Yan Yan gently raised her hand, and the flames of Lie Shan Ding finally came down little by little.
Yanyan asked: "Tell me, how did you, a broken pot with no space or senses, manage to become a demon?"
The pot-shaped phantom swayed for a while, and finally managed to maintain the image before starting to speak: "I am... cough, I was originally the teapot of the previous abbot in Jingling Immortal Temple, and I followed that abbot a lot For years, I often accompanied him to read scriptures at night and pick tea during the day, and then the presiding officer passed away, and he had no disciples or children under his knees, so I was abandoned in the temple."
"I forget how many years it has been. One day, I could suddenly hear people's voices. Then I heard an old Taoist reading scriptures by incense lamps every night in Jingling Immortal Temple. The scriptures he read There is a passage that says: "A vessel, a container, is big if it has capacity, and the big one is powerful. It can absorb the energy of heaven and earth, and it can be powerful if it absorbs unexpected disasters...'"
"When I heard his last sentence, I was deeply touched, and I began to think about how to absorb Qi breath to make myself stronger. During that time, the old Taoist priest came to Xianjun Temple to read scriptures every day, and I followed him every day to ponder those scriptures , and some of them taught people how to cultivate qi, and how to grow bigger. I practiced according to the things he read, and later I really cultivated into a big realm. Hehe, many people can't get out after entering."
Yanyan and the others finally understood that this pot of Yao Ganqing was blessed by the incense from the Temple of the Tea Immortal and formed a spirit.
This was originally a good thing, but this monster just came up with hearsay, misinterpreted the scriptures, and led to cultivating crooked ways.
Yanyan asked: "How long have you refined this secret realm?"
The pot demon thought for a while: "It's been about a hundred years."
Yan Yan was surprised: "It's been such a long time, so you killed many people, right?"
As soon as Yan Yan asked this, the Pot Demon immediately regained his spirits: "Hey, don't say it, the scriptures say the truth! Ever since I refined this realm, people who come in just die inside. My practice will grow a lot immediately. So I don’t have to do anything, just put people in it, and I can practice while sitting on the ground. You think this practice method is very powerful!”
"In the beginning, my realm was very small, and I could trap half a human or a beast. Look, now, I have no problem trapping a hundred or so of you. Hehe, it's an unexpected disaster for you The method of becoming stronger is simply not too easy to use!"
Yan Yan's eyebrows sank.
This guy has already been struck by the tea fairy once with a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and he has not yet awakened his own consciousness at all. This is an evil heart and there is no cure.
Yanyan waved her hand and said to Lie Shanding: "Old Ding, fire!"
After Yan Yan's words fell, a blazing purple flame rose from the belly of Lie Shan Ding again, swallowing up the Pot Demon in an instant.
From the raging flames came the pot demon's sharp scolding and unwillingness: "Why do you refine me to death, and I didn't eat you, and you gouged me through, what did I say..."
Yan Yan: "Just because you carelessly disregard human life, you were born in the Temple of the Tea Fairy, but now even the Tea Fairy won't tolerate you, so it shows that your sins are unforgivable!"
"I became a fairy by my own ability, what's wrong with me? It's my ability to be able to eat people, and you can also eat monsters if you have the ability!"
Yanyan: "That's right, you are a monster, and you practice the way of a monster. In your opinion, cannibalism is the proper way for monsters to cultivate. But I am a human, and I practice the way of humanity. When encountering a monster that harms people, I must eradicate it to avoid future troubles!" "
"What's more, you used to be in the temple of immortals, and you can cultivate your mind only after receiving incense from immortals. Immortals are also human beings. You receive favors from others but don't appreciate them. Instead, you harm others. You should be punished!"
After Yanyan finished speaking, the fire in Lie Shanding's cauldron blazed up instantly, and the pot demon uttered a sharp and piercing cry of "Awow", and then there was no more sound.
After listening to Yanyan's words quietly, Canghua looked at her and asked, "Gaotie is an evil beast, but you kept it. This pot demon will not be as bad as the Taotie in the future, but you have to refine it. Sometimes you The idea is really hard to figure out.”
Yanyan's eyes were fierce: "Tunba was born as a vicious beast, and it has no way to choose its own origin. But Tonba has never intentionally harmed people. This pot demon deliberately harms people in order to improve its own cultivation. Although Tonba is a glutton but It is ten thousand times stronger than this monster! How can it be compared with my tonba!"
Thanks to the few friends who dubbed this book: @骁心七次郎@木晓晓儿@李罗@途半, especially thanks to @木晓晓儿, the voice and emotion are so eloquent and very touching.I have listened to Yu Xiao many times, interested babies can listen to it, by the way, give me a few more likes, thank you baby Xiaoxiao, you have worked hard!
(End of this chapter)
Then it was discovered that from the belly of Lie Shanding, a phantom in the shape of a teapot floated up and down.
Needless to say, he exhaled a heavy turbid air from the mouth of the pot, and sighed: "I am the Immortal Yehu, and you are so rude to me. If my immortal way is broken, you will cause great disaster!"
"Ding, ding, ding!" Lie Shanding jumped on four short legs and ran to Yanyan, yelling: "Girl Emma Yan, didn't you just talk about a teapot? How did you refine it into a chamber pot?"
Lie Shanding had just finished yelling, the phantom that had just been formed shook violently twice, and the image was still blurred: "You are only a chamber pot, and your whole family has chamber pots! This fairy is a Ye pot, not the kind you said Chamber pot!"
Lie Shanding raised his voice loudly: "After all, it is still a chamber pot! In addition, I need to declare that Master Ding's whole family is only Master Ding. Master Ding has no Taoist companions, let alone disciples and descendants."
"Ah! Also, Lord Ding, I can't turn into a chamber pot. First of all, the shape of the vessel is wrong. Have you ever seen such a big chamber pot? Also, look at the fire in Master Ding's belly. Who dares to use Master Ding as a chamber pot maker? Master Ding took care of him and asked him to cut off his sons and grandchildren!"
The phantom swayed again: "You uneducated broken stove, the name of this fairy is Ye, not Ye, this fairy is a Ye pot, not a night pot..."
Yan Yan was dizzy from being disturbed by the "chamber pot" full of ears, and flicked her sleeves: "Shut up!"
The space finally returned to tranquility.
Yanyan looked at the pot-shaped phantom floating at the mouth of Lie Shanding, and asked, "Are you the pot demon that trapped us?"
The phantom swayed again, and the image became even more blurry: "I am a fairy, you are a pot demon, and your whole family is a pot demon! You humble mortal, how dare you disrespect this fairy, you..."
Yanyan's brows were pressed together, and she interrupted violently: "Master Ding, I've practiced!"
"Deling~na!" Master Ding sang with a straight voice, and the flames in the belly of the tripod shot up to a height of two meters, instantly smashing the pot-shaped phantom to pieces.
snort!After entering the Sumeru Realm, the dragon has to be wrapped up for her!It's the tiger who has to lie down for her!
A broken chamber pot, what are you talking about!
"Don't, don't, don't, I don't blame you, can't I blame you..."
Lie Shanding's firepower silently increased a little bit.
"Okay, okay, I don't care about it, I don't care about it, mys... it hurts, it hurts... I was wrong, it's okay if I'm wrong, I can practice it again, hey... well, I'm a broken chamber pot , The broken chamber pot is wrong, the broken chamber pot should not offend the immortal sister, I beg the immortal sister to bypass the broken chamber pot... Hey, it hurts, it hurts~"
It wasn't until the Roasted Earth Pot Demon sincerely apologized that Yan Yan gently raised her hand, and the flames of Lie Shan Ding finally came down little by little.
Yanyan asked: "Tell me, how did you, a broken pot with no space or senses, manage to become a demon?"
The pot-shaped phantom swayed for a while, and finally managed to maintain the image before starting to speak: "I am... cough, I was originally the teapot of the previous abbot in Jingling Immortal Temple, and I followed that abbot a lot For years, I often accompanied him to read scriptures at night and pick tea during the day, and then the presiding officer passed away, and he had no disciples or children under his knees, so I was abandoned in the temple."
"I forget how many years it has been. One day, I could suddenly hear people's voices. Then I heard an old Taoist reading scriptures by incense lamps every night in Jingling Immortal Temple. The scriptures he read There is a passage that says: "A vessel, a container, is big if it has capacity, and the big one is powerful. It can absorb the energy of heaven and earth, and it can be powerful if it absorbs unexpected disasters...'"
"When I heard his last sentence, I was deeply touched, and I began to think about how to absorb Qi breath to make myself stronger. During that time, the old Taoist priest came to Xianjun Temple to read scriptures every day, and I followed him every day to ponder those scriptures , and some of them taught people how to cultivate qi, and how to grow bigger. I practiced according to the things he read, and later I really cultivated into a big realm. Hehe, many people can't get out after entering."
Yanyan and the others finally understood that this pot of Yao Ganqing was blessed by the incense from the Temple of the Tea Immortal and formed a spirit.
This was originally a good thing, but this monster just came up with hearsay, misinterpreted the scriptures, and led to cultivating crooked ways.
Yanyan asked: "How long have you refined this secret realm?"
The pot demon thought for a while: "It's been about a hundred years."
Yan Yan was surprised: "It's been such a long time, so you killed many people, right?"
As soon as Yan Yan asked this, the Pot Demon immediately regained his spirits: "Hey, don't say it, the scriptures say the truth! Ever since I refined this realm, people who come in just die inside. My practice will grow a lot immediately. So I don’t have to do anything, just put people in it, and I can practice while sitting on the ground. You think this practice method is very powerful!”
"In the beginning, my realm was very small, and I could trap half a human or a beast. Look, now, I have no problem trapping a hundred or so of you. Hehe, it's an unexpected disaster for you The method of becoming stronger is simply not too easy to use!"
Yan Yan's eyebrows sank.
This guy has already been struck by the tea fairy once with a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and he has not yet awakened his own consciousness at all. This is an evil heart and there is no cure.
Yanyan waved her hand and said to Lie Shanding: "Old Ding, fire!"
After Yan Yan's words fell, a blazing purple flame rose from the belly of Lie Shan Ding again, swallowing up the Pot Demon in an instant.
From the raging flames came the pot demon's sharp scolding and unwillingness: "Why do you refine me to death, and I didn't eat you, and you gouged me through, what did I say..."
Yan Yan: "Just because you carelessly disregard human life, you were born in the Temple of the Tea Fairy, but now even the Tea Fairy won't tolerate you, so it shows that your sins are unforgivable!"
"I became a fairy by my own ability, what's wrong with me? It's my ability to be able to eat people, and you can also eat monsters if you have the ability!"
Yanyan: "That's right, you are a monster, and you practice the way of a monster. In your opinion, cannibalism is the proper way for monsters to cultivate. But I am a human, and I practice the way of humanity. When encountering a monster that harms people, I must eradicate it to avoid future troubles!" "
"What's more, you used to be in the temple of immortals, and you can cultivate your mind only after receiving incense from immortals. Immortals are also human beings. You receive favors from others but don't appreciate them. Instead, you harm others. You should be punished!"
After Yanyan finished speaking, the fire in Lie Shanding's cauldron blazed up instantly, and the pot demon uttered a sharp and piercing cry of "Awow", and then there was no more sound.
After listening to Yanyan's words quietly, Canghua looked at her and asked, "Gaotie is an evil beast, but you kept it. This pot demon will not be as bad as the Taotie in the future, but you have to refine it. Sometimes you The idea is really hard to figure out.”
Yanyan's eyes were fierce: "Tunba was born as a vicious beast, and it has no way to choose its own origin. But Tonba has never intentionally harmed people. This pot demon deliberately harms people in order to improve its own cultivation. Although Tonba is a glutton but It is ten thousand times stronger than this monster! How can it be compared with my tonba!"
Thanks to the few friends who dubbed this book: @骁心七次郎@木晓晓儿@李罗@途半, especially thanks to @木晓晓儿, the voice and emotion are so eloquent and very touching.I have listened to Yu Xiao many times, interested babies can listen to it, by the way, give me a few more likes, thank you baby Xiaoxiao, you have worked hard!
(End of this chapter)
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